2—The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday, July 23, 1953
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THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11 East
Main Street, Mount Joy,
Lancaster County, Pa.
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher

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John E., Schroll, Editor and Publisher [|
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Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy,
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of March 3, 1879.
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AGREEMENT ON SEWER NEED
From remarks we have heard in the com- | J I
munities of Mount Joy and Florin the majority | BY A WISE OWL
of residents seem to agree on the need for an Take heed-—you males-
adequate sewer system. The question of Stop praising a woman and she thinks you
whether or not Florin folks would like to be-! don't love her any more—keep it up and she
come a part of Mount Joy borough can only | will think she is too good for you.
be determined in ar. election. Hr we
: However, the sew.» problem is one thet A little girl of seven or eight years old
should be dealt with as promptly as possible | 5,004 before the closed gate ci her home. A
with a view as lo how it can be solved most. | passed slowly, the little girl turned
economically. We have heard some in Florin | said to him: “Will you please open this
talk along the lines of puiting in their own gate for me?”

sewer plar’. Without pretending to know all | “why my child, couldn't you open the gate
of the ifs and ands of this proposition, we be- for y ourself? the gent asked.
lieve that full consideration should be given | “Because,” said the girl “the pains nol
fo costs, and the job should be undertaken | gq. vet” — — — _ _ Can't thing of a bet
with a view to keeping the individual tax bur-| yo; reason.
den as low as possible . * + *
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one sowordge Part | Gu of sy suis suggests, “lat ti
ical. If surveys now being undertaken should best way to get Hid of a noise in your car is
show that the majority of Florin's populace | to let her aE * *
opposes {ull and complete joiniure with Mount | : yi wiih.
Joy. then we feel that the sewerage problem | ~ One or our reporters requested we inciudae
should be approached with a view to crea-| 118 in our column todery.—— .
tion of a sewer district authority including as | Mamma Skunk was because Spe
large an area as is practical. never could keep t track of her children They
The desire of many folks in Florin to main- | | were named In and Out and whenever In was
their independence is understandable. in, Out was out. end if Out was in, In was out.
owever, there are also many advantages fo | One day she called Oui in 49 her and told him
be considered in favor of full jointure. The | to go out and bring In in. So on went out and
matter should be given serious thought and 1 no time at all he brought In Ci a
decided at the ballot box. "Wonderful!" scid Mamma Skunk, How,
But the chisi point to be considered ai this | I" all this great forest, could you find In in so
time is this: Both communities need sewers. | short a time?” i ds 2 :
The issue of full and complete jointure should | Tt was easy.” said Qut. "In
not be alla'wed to stand in the way. The prime | * * *
concern of bota communities should be to get]
the sewers in whatever way is most accepi-| &
able. place to work. — — — We'll buy that.
7 Much of the future progress of this area] * * *
lies in the installation of good sewers. If all| During an after dinner conversation last
of us set our sights in ‘hat direction, we will| night, the young child of my hosless looked
have them. | up from his play and asked:
Just this note of warning: At the risk of | “Mamma, if God gives us our daily bread.
sounding presumptuous, lei us suggest that | and Santa Claus brings the presents, and the
the pianners provide an expandable plant: stork brings the babies, then teil me, just what
that will serve any conceivable growth for is the use of having papa hanging around?”
many years ahead. No doubt, they are far|— — — — Poor Mamma!
ahead on this thinking and are doing just that. | * * *
But it would be « pity to find another sewer | Several days ago Donnie Zerphey tock Su-
problem in five or 10 or 25 years, when proper | sie Schroll ground hog huniing, seeing a $50!
planning now could alleviate much of the where Donnie thought would be a good plac
Henry says: “In my estimation, a sarong is
a dish towel that finally fcund an interesiing
need in {ature years.. to find a whstle pig, he siaried tc go through |
—LDS | a field with a lot of cows in it — — — — —
* * * but Susie said no soap, she wasn't going thru
| there, with all those bulls in that field — — —
Donnie's mind was changed because he
TAKE IT EASY
it's the best way to make certain of Rig .
That : ¥ couldn't make Susie believe cows had horns |
having a restful pleasure-filled and safe VE
cation, according to William A. Armstrong, * * *
Touring Manager of Keystone Automobile| _ i :
Club. |. Ronnie Garlin had a bad attack of too many
hot dogs, the citer day when he went swim-
ming at Maple Grove. His father asked him
why he made such a pig of himself. but Ron-
— — — — — Charlie,
“Far too many drivers”, he said, “use up
their vacations speeding along and trying to
cover many more miles than they should, say.
in an hour or in a day. Naturally, then they | nie didn't tell dad wh;
return home so greatly fatigued that they real-| il you could see how nice the girl was that
ly should take another vacation to rest Speen them, you wouldn't blame him.
from ‘he first one. * * *x
“Some restraint and a more leisurely pace! While giving a customer a shave one of
cil around will insure motorist-vacationers| our local barbers cut him so badly he asked
returning rested and refreshed . . . . which, af- | for a drink of water.
ter all, is the reason for vacations. Here are| “You ain't going %o fain! are you?” asked
some suggesiions for lessening fatigue and] the ge.
increasing traveling enjoyment: answered the customer, “I just want
“Drive during the early part of the day. [to see if my stomach still holds water.”
when traffic usually is lighter and the weath-| Ye Yr
er cooler. 3 Here's a little advice to some of our young- |
“Stop early enough in the afternoon to |e; folks:
“Drive on the upper half of the gas tank.| For some that leads to slaugater,
then running out of fuel won't be a problem While others with dismay have found
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sure suitable accomodations. Don't be a one-armed driver,
in more remote areas. | It led them to the altar!
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“Keep thermos bottles filled with milk or J Sh
fresh water. Yes, these days true beauty comes within—
* * * | within tubes, jars, compacts and beauiy
Absolution — Of A Sort | shoppes.
Congress should give President Eisen- | * + A
hower authority to use ‘food stock-piles like | Two women were preparing fo board ihe
ammunition stockpiles” Senator Ralph E. | air liner. One o them turried to the pilot and
Flanders (Rep) of Vermont told the Senate | and said, “Now please don't travel faster than
Agricultural committee. Food, the Senator | sound. We war: to talk.”
thinks, can win cold wars too. * Yo
While no one argued this point, various | A patient hobbled into Docior O'Connor's
others feel that the President’s request for |cHice. “Doc, remember last summer you rec-
blanket authority to send Government-held | I 90. out with gitls to get my mind
surplus food to friendly nations on his own | of my business?”
terms is a bit sweeping. “That's right,’ the doctor said, “How did it
But, whatever the rules, giving this sur- | ck?”
plus food to our friends abroad would at] “Fine” said the in a very tired
least absolve us of the wickedness of destroy- | voice. “Now can you recommend something
ing what other desperately need. ‘to get my mind back on my business?”
x ow x | x
Not Really! | A man who lives in an exclusive section of
e have always been skeptical of these cur boough noticed that the contents of a bot-
people who are preparing for the end of the | tle of fine burbon was dropping at a rapid
world, but there are signs that the millenium rate. So he made a tiny pencil mark on the
may be approaching. {label opposite the current level. Returning
Sentiment is gradually building up in|home that night he found a note from the
Washington for a bill that Congressman | maid. “Please don’t put a pencil mark on the
Frederic R. Coudert (Rep), of New York | bottle, because I don't want to put water in|
would like considered. It would make it un- [such good whiskey.”
lawful for the Government to spend more * * *
than it takes in! Ili see you at the Legion Clam Bake on |
After 177 years, someone would think | Sunday.
of that. A WISE OWL |
Farm Photographs
(From page 1)
absented owner
The following week a picture |
of another farm will be printed |
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SIMON P, NISSLEY
MARY G. NISSLEY
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Mount Joy, Pa.

ter dentification this

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{ leather-bound photo of the|
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Keeners’ Koser’s Jc wel- |
Sloan's Pharmacy, Wolge- |
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FOOD STORES
Vine-Ripened Jumbo 9-size
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ONE PRICE — NONE PRICED HIGHER
Elberta Freestone Peaches 3+ 29°
CALIFORNIA 360-SIZE dozen 39
Juicy Lemons ONE PRICE NONE PRICED HIGHER
Pascal Celery 2 = 19°
Apples «cs 2. 25° Peppers ih 3 o 1¥
Onions 2% 3 ess 19¢ Radishes 25 June 19°
0id South Frozen Orange Juice 6 :: 85°
Real Gold Frozen Lemonade 6 := 98°
Melon Balls ‘ov <= 29° Lima Beans but ‘ir 29°
Peas “oro 2: 35 Fryers ms “su $1.15
Strawberries v... 5 29° +30

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Kellogg's SWitt's Meats no 22
Sugar Corned Beef i 49°
Smacks DELICIOUS WITH a CHICKEN . .. OCEAN SPRAY
9 ries 97¢ Cranberry >"... 1,2 i 30°
pgs FOR THE LAUNDRY
Argo Gloss Starch 2:5. 25
White House
Evaporated | COrR Starch = 15
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Linit Starch =: 19" 35
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; 7) Fels Chips Ww 2r
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661 | Fels Naptha Soap 3: 22°
Stew ASSORTED BATH SOAP
Glamour Soap si 31°
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ALL BEEF 34-0z. can 57¢c
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Pie Mason Jars oo. 15° i. 89°
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Libby's Sweet Peas 2 ux
Stewed Tomatoes “a 21
All Frit Cocktail ox a 39
a Ann Page Grape Jam... “38°
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7 ALP's Own Detergent for big 23
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