5—The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday,

THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11 East
Main Street, Mount Joy,
Lancaster County, Pa.
Larmon D. Smith, Publisher

John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher
1901 - 1952

Subscription Rate: $2:00 Per Year by Mail,
Advertising rates upon request.
Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy,
Pa, as second-class mail under the Act
of March 3, 1879.
Member, Pennsylvania Newspaper
Publishers’ Association

Getting Bamboozled
In a town like ours, it is a natural thing to
trust one another. And that is why it is
so much more disgusting when, periodical-
ly, somebody eomes in and fleeces local bus-
inessmen out of their hard-earned dollars.
Police of Lebanon County now are scour-
ing the country for the fellow who some
months ago, came here and sold ads right
and left for a directory of the community
which he promised to publish. On the sur-
face, the project sounded like a mighty good
one.
Quite a few businessmen were so im-
pressed that they paid for their advertise-
ments in advance. And for their trusting
natures, they now suffer a loss.
As we see it, about the only way such
things as this can be regulated is to ban all
projects of this kind. And that, we fear, is
a bit hard to bring about.
oufside solicitation until a committee can
examine the eredentials of those sponsoring
* * *
Commanity Picnics
Back in the era before everybody owned
an automobile and felt the urge to get some-
where else, no mattér. where, community
picnics were big affairs. Much thought and
effort went into the programs presented and
everybody had a lot of pleasant memories
as a result.
But — and this is just our own thought
— we can visualize a return of the popu-
larity of the eommunity picnic. In fact we
would get a big kick out of an extra good
community outdoor program this year. With
the highways so crammed every day of the
week, more and more families are looking
about for things to do at or near home,
espeeially over the summer months.
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A Real Period of Change
A short talk with Doc. Mylin convinces
us that we folks here in the most fertile spot
of the world, are in the midst of a real per-
iod of transition — in eduecation, at least.
Sure we're in the midst of creating a larger
school district and building more modern
educational facilities than we ever had be-
fore, but a look at Dr. Mylin’s eounty map
will show you that the same thing is going
on throughout the county.
As a result, communities such as ours®in
the next few years will spend millions and
millions of dollars for buildings, right here
in one county. We'll go into debt, but if that
debt is spread out sufficiently, the load will
not be felt unnecessarily. Yep, and it is not
unfair that a future generation which like- ; in’ th
wise will use these new facilities, should how do gob Know yet act lookin’. cute I
help to pay for them. 9
It is our hope that the day will come, some ! * * *
time, when we will spend ten times as much
for education — and ten times less for arm-
aments. That's our hope although we never
expect to see the day!
* * *
Assessments
One big bugaboo of the present day, is the
matter of assessments. Quite often readers
ask us why we don’t make more fuss about
inequalities in assessments. And invariably
they end up with the admonition “but don’t
use my name, I'm not sticking my neck out.”
Community after community (Columbia
for example) has called attention to inequal-
ities in assessments. In fact the legislature
some years back recognized that the fixing
of assessments should be placed on the state
level as well as on more expert a basis than
at Sree
t so far the politicians have prevented
any real progress in bringing about the need-
ed changes. With local tax loads increasing,
even doubling, however, the demand for an
equalization of assessments on at least the
county level is going to become more em-
phatic.
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Making History
Although we had determined to say noth-
ing about it, the fact of ex-President Harry
Truman's visit to Washington (which he em-
phasied was as a private citizen) does have
its historical significance.
For one thing, we understand this is the
first time a former chief executiye has re-
turned to the Capital without being officially
invited. For another, it was reported he
came to help the committee that is raising
that $1,750,000 for the Memorial Library
on his Grand View, Mo., farm. So he is prob-
ably the first national figure to try to whip
up enthusiasm for his own monument.
He did not call at the White House. The
President did not have time, he said, to/dday it may be worth something.”
see “‘every Tom, Dick and Harry.”

July 9, 1953 M
ortuary Record
O W L LAFFS PARTHINE DYER SIDES
Parthine Dyer Sides, sixty-
one, wife of Alvin Sides, Water
Street, Florin, died Saturday at
3:30 p. m, at her home, after a
four-year illness
Born in Mount Joy Twp, she
was a daughter of the late Wil
liam Eichler Dyer, She was a
member of the Mt, Joy Church
of God and Sunday School and
had resided in the community
for the past 34 years
Surviving besides
band are: three daughters; |
Ruth, wife of Robert L. Heigel,
Elizabethtown; Mary, wife of |
Woodrow Royer, Union Depos
it; Emma, wife of William
B Y A WwW | S I, OW L Shertz, Christiana; nine grand |
It's plenty tough getting back to work alter ehildrom we broters;
vacation and this humidity doesn’t help one ot eye]
bil. But the column must be filled so here tis c= oy. "oo Norwood.
-—— Columbia R2; Cora, wife of]
* * * Fdward Meister, Lancaster; Es-
Clayt Newcomer was having a difficult ther, wife of Abram Waltz, Mt.
time up at the tobacco warehouse the other Joy: Susan, wife of John Ryder
day. Couldnt find the hook he used in his of Mount Joy.
work After looking around for it without suc-
cess, he asked Ira if he had seen it anywhere
anl Ira replied: “Sure,
hand.” — — — — — You're slipping Clayt.
* * *
You know. few peopie would be in debt if
I got the coldest cream they had.”
* * *
Dumb Dora’s sister dumber a check
got
some inhabitant

completely disappeared
of the water had grabbed the hook and too
everything else along and no amount of
searching, showed a trace of anv of the equip- |
meat. — — — — What a sad fish tale,
Xx... % cn
ing money for vacations to come home an
be so uncomfortable. Just doesn’t make sense. |
kay
words are sharp, maybe it's from trying to get
them in edgewise.
* ¥
A grumpy householder on Barbara Street
was awakened cit 3 a. m. by a drunk who was
pounding insistenily on the door. The sleepy
man opened the bedroom window and shout-
ed to the inebriate below, “Go away, you're
to get into the wrong house!”
I was ‘visiting in Florin last evening and the
husband a terrific tongue lashing. He answer-
ed it and heard a voice ask:
were you just listening to?”
“Are you kidding?” he replied savagely, |
and hung up, — — — — — Poor guy! ;
* * %
Went to visit a classmate of mine whom 1
hadn't seen in twentty vears. She was always
writing to me that her husband makes a living
with his pen and I naturally expected to meet
a famous writer. When I arrived at their farm
she took me outdoors to meet him amidst a |
setting of hog pens. — — What a let down. 1
* * * |
Ivan Wolgemuth, up at Newcomer Motors
to repair it and carefully placed his hand over
the bottom of the pipe to keep the water from
Tuesday morning at 11 o'clock,
you got it in your |at the Church of God, Mt. Joy.
Interment at
| Cemetery.
thev didn't spend what their friends THINK Be on TT rs
hey make. | Jenjamin F. Missemer, 68,
* died in Harrisburg Friday,
* * . June 19, 2348 Derry street. He
The cther afternoon when it was so terrible |i. vived by one son, George
hot an uptown lady sent her little girl to Sloans | of Harrisburg, a
for cold cream. Shortly after the child returned | i. ohier. Mrs. Charles Moore
with a quart of ice cream. Her mother started | ot Ppleasantville, N. J., two,
to scold and the child explained: “But, mother. | children and
grandchildren.
John J.
back from the bank marked insufficient funds George W. Missemer,
and she immediately went into a tirade on Cuba, and
the poor management at the bank that would Coatesville, Pa. and two sisters, |
Jet it run out of money. After several minutes irs.
her sister explained that it meant her, not the | Hill, Pa, and Mrs. Bertha Gil- |
bank. bert, Vista, Cal.
“He Hr * Mr. Missemer was a retired
Abe “Yankee” Mumma went fishing with a master mechanic of Bethlehem '
brand new set of regalia. Thirty-eight dollars | Steel Co. and a member of the
worth of rod, ree! and line. He threw in the Market Square Presbyterian |
line and laid the rod down on the boat for a | church. a
minute. When he went to pick it up it had Mr. Missemer's father was
publisher of the Mount Joy
k | Star and News
June 22 at
with
Green cemetery, Camp Hill.
After seeing some of the miserable cases FELLOWSHIP
of sunburn I wonder what people mean spend- | po; Ang FOOD SALE
{ Methodist Church will sponsor
Ladies, please bear in mind, if a husband's Zoo sale on
ing,
| begin at
held in front of the Titus Rutt!
| insurance Office
Funeral services were held
the Mount Joy
BENJAMIN F. MISSEMER
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three great
are three brothers,|
Missemer, Hugo, Colo.,
Havana,
Edgar R. Missemer,
There
Harry C. Knouse, Camp |
Funeral services was held on!
New Cumberland,
interment at Rolling

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Mount Joy
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The REXALL Store
-3001 MOUNT JOY, PA.

emptied it in ‘the basin that had the pipe dis-

connected. Result: Wet floor.
* * *
Here's a household hint that “W. F.."” pas-
sedontous.....
The way to test good whiskey is to pass el-|
ectricity through a quart of the stuff. If the!
current causes a precipitation of lye, tin, ar-
scenic, iron slag and alum, the whiskey is fair.
If however, the liquor chases the current back
io the generator, you've got good whiskev.
* * *
Heard this one out at the playground:
Tommy: “I've got a new tongue twister for
you to learn today, Jimmy.”
Jimmy: “I don't think I want to learn any-|
more tongue twisters, Thai tongue twister you
taught me yesterday was also a mouth
soaper.”’
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That's all for this week. And in parting I
just want to say “I'm saving my money. Some |

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