Funeral services were held at [late Franklin and Caroline Wil.) Christine E., wife of Lewis Saus the Fred K. Koser Funeral | helm Stoudt, and had resided in! ter, Elizabethtown; Caroline M. CA Home, Landisville with further | cphanon and Dauphin Counties wife of S. Sgt. William Shoop, also seven 2—The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday, April 16, 1953 | Marietta School (Mortuary Record | W services at thé Landisville Men- | nti ‘ ‘hen she i oi. O L, LAFFS QAUER — until 1920 when she moved to Cherry Point, N. C.; THE BULLETIN News Items EDWIN C. SAUERHAMMER _|nonite Church at 1:30 p. m. on | Joy. She was a member and these sisters mn Published every Thursday at 11 East Edwin Calvin © Monday afternoon Interment of Trinity Lutheran Church,| 190i ip | i { . died Tuesday night at his home |\wae made re arlimizing rm bs, Rs land brothers, Lillie, wife of Wil. Main Street, Mount Joy, | The Marietta Public School |g west Main Street. He was in| oo made in the adjoining cem-| Sunday School, Missionary So-| Mt: Aetna: Pi Lancaster County, Pa. | will be closed Friday, April 17 Te 89th Your. Ry ciety and Ladies’ Aid Society of liam Framz, i ny ea . ’ s 8 ar. | | Y 1 | "vs rife fF fo William N. Young, Publisher 1953. At this time’ the faculty | puneral services will be held | — Mount Joy: and the Auxiliary | Rose, wife of George Wolfe, of Fred J. Alberte, Editor & Manager will either attend schoolman’s| "saturday afternoon at two MRS. IRVIN SMITH to Friendship Fire Co. 1, Mouny, Newmahstown; uh, Pearl Roth, Assoc. Editor & Bus. Mgr. | Week in Philadelphia or oy {o'clock at the J. W. Little and | Mrs. Beulah Stoudt Smith, Joy. | DeKalb, 1; RELY pg 1» EE serve some other school of their | go Funeral Parlors at Littles- | wite of Irvin W Besides her husband she is on, Il; and Roy Stoudt, Leav- John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher choice. low Pa "| Smith, 262 Marietta Ave., Mt. survived by these children; Eth-|enworth, Wash. 1901 - 1952 | Record Dance Mrs. W. L. Shoop of this boro | died at 10:55 Friday at the jel, wife of Clarence Good, of | Services were held in the Subscription Rate: $2.00 Per Year by Mail. he Seventh Grade will spon-|is a daughter. | General Hospital. She had been | Sporting Hill; Beulah G., Nan- James B, Heilig Funeral , Home bi pate or a record dance this Friday ill the past year. cv Jane and Marian Jeanne, all|on Tuesday afternoon at 2 p. m, Advertising rates upon request. Abril I bend She was born in Rel b I M Loui vife of [Interment was made in the a |evening April 17 dancing will AN | © as born in Rehrersburg, |at home; Mary Louise, wile OL ds duit Entered at the postoflice at Mount Joy, Ibe fr 7 refreshments MES. HENRY G. AMAND Berks Co., a daughter of the|Walter Carre, Sewell, N. J.;/ Middletown Cemetery. Pa., as second-class mail under the Act fe pon ! 0 10. Refreshments| pps, Adaline H. Amand, 81, —— Ey I or ane : of March 3, 1879. ar wi EL widow of Henry G. Amand, of | J Member, Pennsylvania Newspaper Te. intertains Assembly | pandisville, died Friday at the | Publishers’ Amaciction Be og x Benny PrO-1 home of her son-inllaw and] CHOP REGULARLY AT AsP AND gram rriday, Apri , was In . . . ct ve | TN { A 4 : daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Abram BY A WwW ] S I. O WwW L. | charge of the Marietta Band, H. Kilheffer, Lititz R3, after a| SEE HOW YOUR A man called up the New York office of the wy tle ae Spe vison of Mr. | week's illness. She was a daugh- | ; ito a y | FBI and reported that he had stolen a suitcase — Ie ais wh 3 neluded cr ter of the late Adam H., and |ong their selections were a fever al lin Grand Central Station. “It's full of blue-| A “| Elizabeth Hess Lefever, and a| A iN jer Lining, The Looky, Looky member of the Landisville | ’ aod They re At It Again! | prints and other stuff that looks like secret mil- Every year about this time we get w hole | itary information,” he said. “I've checked i: in and the | one of the public lockers and I'm mailing you | Freshmen Visit Safe | Wolf Boy, American Week-End, Liberty Bell March. Harbor Mennonite Church. GROW! Surviving are these sons and | piles of publicity matter concerning Clean- Chuck iim Up. Paint-Up Week. Etc. B this | the key. I may be a thief but I'm a loyal Am-| 1, yy (Thursday), the Fresh. daughters: Chester L., Colum- | p, Paint-Up Wee c. But as far as this | \ bis rife inp. | | ericcin thief. — — — How about that! men Science classes will pay a] & Rl; Mary L., wife of Clar.| section of Lancaster County is concerned, * * * | visit to the power oo ) ys ence D. Hertzler, Manheim RI; | ONE PRICE— | 2 / c < De ip . oe 4 fon all of those solicitations don’t amount to a | Farmer: Now ‘this is the silo. | Harbor, Their toucher. Mr. Ben- Anna L., wife of Elvin Hess, of | ONE 2 NONE PRICED HIGHER pile of beans. City Girl: Why you monster! Make those jamin Weaver, will accompany Strasburg Rl: Dorothy L Wike | $ is your guarantee that you do Why? Because here the women folks just poor cows climb a ladder so they can eat their | them. of Abcam Eullieiter 5d 3 fn FOOD STORE not pay any higher price on the 3 : i . [ots ; Baseball Line. ip ry, both of Lititz R3; and Mrs. . particular item of your choice ni a, Vit When DIS | Seek x kk * | “The line — for Anes, Elizabeth Mac Way, Miami a es aroun im ey t ings : Be or § year's Shirly 2 | 4 X arou to e e they tear things up, The man at ibe police clerk's desk wanted | baseball team is as follows: Beach, Fla. Thirty grandchil- | a RARE RRR 0S - RR TRI pile the furniture in a corner and go into | dren, 15 great grandchildren the far corners for any mere trace of dust. some help in serving a warrant. “What does | James Grove, catcher: Bill Fah- gs ist ch ist BF © e © S ~ ~ and a sister, Mrs. Chris ry, | ’ he look like?” asked the clerk. “Does he have |ringer, 1st base; Charles Goh, ’ vs | { ‘ | 3 r an ... | Conestoga R1, also survive. Yeu a HW yea 1 gain” al® mustache? Ee Sage; Jim Rapp. or bes a | U.S. No. | "A" SIZE MAINE (ONE PRICE—NONE PRICED HIGHER) n S dont nee ont know, was the answer. warles Seaman, short stop; Ar- Shik -_ BR a any urging on Clean Up Week as far as| "lf he does, he keeps it shaved off.” | end Sargen, os field; Claude - FREE . 6 * * fahringer, right field; James | ba : * (FOR THE BRIDE TO BE) { 9 12 the house itself is concerned. One thing it | ro anc ar A worried mother telephoned an army man: | Johnson, center field; might be well to suggest is that those neat | ry Druck, pitcher : ines : 4 1 i letter that he is coming | * sy : piles of old magazines, papers, etc., stored My son wrigs in a : | Their coach is Mr. Hubert 1 : Hu : Is that s? s Mr. Huber FLORIDA VALENCIA—LARGE 176 SIZE away in garages and attics are of little Dome With a has mak Is 5 | Peters. A Beautiful Booklet | ONE PRICED HIGHER, dom v value as far as dollars and cents are con- x Tr ete On | "Old Jim is the luckiest man on earth,” com- / { CALIFO NIA CRISP p Lk 6 Lo ONE PRICE—NONE PRICED HIGHER re Si . Ne cerned—but do constitute a real fire hazard. * 4 '% | mented one of his neighbors. "Insured his | house — burned down to the ground in al { month. Insured himself against accident — Some Stuff! broke his arm in a week. Insured his life last | cer Fasnacht, ’ yo : \ ; | week and you know, now he's dead!” — — | onstration of magic ee at re uy Hs really lit hs jackpot. |Zhilip _ Rovenall, the other day when he dropped into our] Cw : You Can Smile”, by Brain Emporium is poetry, or just what | A newly made widow called at the insur- | Gerlitzki. FLORIDA SWEET GOLDEN KERNEL ONE PRICE—NONE PRICED HIGHER FRESH CORN STRAWBERRIES MUSHROOMS Sno-White One Price None Priced Higher 0) ears 29: > a ¢ lat LOUISIANA pint LUSCIOUS box 29 Ad Ib 49. 7 (From page 1) Lancaster, a dem- a aen-| Of The 1 vocal solo] GET Yok COPY NOW | Darlene | | Koser’s Jewelry Store Y. F.G. tiquefte | fo | ance company office for the money due her Prize Winners | you. might call it, is something we're going | : Phone 3.5404 | on her late husbond’s policy. The manager | Door prizes were awarded: 10 | { : Ti a wl np Buss sone | | said, “I'm very sorry, madam, to hear of your Mrs. John Sterret, Mary Hamil- | 16 BE. Main St. Mt. Jos, Pa. | | Big. KING COLE Frozen Food Sale! column,” Simon informed us. So, here ‘tis: | loss, ton, Carol Foley, Joyce SUR |... pti oo Huet ; When the Lord made the shad, the devil | “That's just like you men,” she snapped. Vrs, J. M. Gish, Betty Brooks, | King Cole Peas 2 van 12 vor 81,70 Su was mad, “Always sorry when a poor woman gets ‘a |Estell Haldeman, Patsy Hanby, | . . Be For it seemed such a feast of delight. * Thar es a litle money.” il [os yen Fle oe Rutt | Broccoli Spears Coit & Wan: 39% 17 PACKAGES FOR 52.30 ho! So to ison the scheme, he jumped in ey re ail alike | Mrs. John Gable and Mrs. J. R, | Ta i x * kx | Nisley. SNOW CROP FROZEN CHICKENS Vek me 19° 50 And stuck in the bones out of spite. One of our servicemen, who had just Hobby Awards: Mrs, Yin | 39, When the strawberry red, first illumined | | turned frém Korea was asked if the mosquitoes Hort, Landisville, Mrs. Spencer | A A AT Pl: its bed | were bad. Fasnacht, Lancaster; Marjorie | ' ¢ Tal The angels looked down and were glad; | “Bad?” he asked. “Why, they look a} your | Herr, Mrs. Robert Frind. ASPARAGUS SPEARS ELL GREEN © Ryu 29 Bo But the devil, ’tis said, fairly pounded his | dog tags before they bite to see if they're get- 16 years and under: Kenneth | | as head {ting the right blood type.” — — After all that, | Wittle, Jesse Mumma, Glenn | NABISCO CRACKERS nn i 32° Di: For he'd used all his bones on the shad. | he sill has a sense of humor. | Hess, Barbara Becker, Marian | Py { * * * Gerlitzki, Vivian Gable, Tour VITA SPRING GARDEN SALAD yd 25° c * * * | Relieve this one or not, it's true, and the ence Wittle, Clyde Brandt, San. | al , REDUCED 19-01, dra Stehman, and Richard Dec- | 23 2%° IONA TOMATOES mee: Qn DEL MONTE CRUSHED PINEAPPLE =: | certain secretary is from our midst This secretary kept turning th—e pages of a ker, Grass Roots Sentiment POLIO] The American Press recently asked 500 | diclionary until finally another office worker Judges were Mrs. W. I. Beahm | of us weekly editors to answer a lot of | asked what she was trying to find. Mrs, Harold Krall and Miss An- | questions on the subject of what the cur-| “Bankruptcy.” said the secretary. na Mae Eby. | BUTTER SUNNYRIEL nab. 15: IIb. 13 HE rent Congress should do. At the time we “Well, why are you looking way back| The group wishes to thank] FANCY AMERY prints solid H( answered our list of questions we wondered | there?” | everyone who in any way help- INSURANCE| ! A&P GOLDEN CORN FANCY GRADE "A" 16-02 c if, possibly, we might be out of step with| “I know how to spell bank,” she retorted, |ed make the show a success. | : CREAM STYLE 2 cans 29 (im a lot of the fellows whose jobs bring them | “gnd now I'm looking for ruptcy.” Glee Club April 26 | Protects * parents, ! pond CELESTE M ITALIAN sion. c — so close to honest-to-goodness, down-to- | “he Hr + Coming events by the Fellow- | under 18. Pays expenses ATOES STYLE 2 cans 45 earth grass-roots sentiment. | Two friends met in front of the Acme. One |ship group will be the Ex ot] up to $9000. Two year § STAR Ki TUNA DINNE TUNA AND Jot c But, we now are informed by the Amer- | said: “I hear you're moving to a house back | Donegal Glee Club, April 26 at || family policy $10, individ- : R NOODLES can 29 ican Press, most of us weekly editors have | by the railroad tracks. Aren't you afraid the 7:15 p. m. the public is cordi || val $5. SPARKLE GELATIN DE c one-track minds. Most of us agreed ‘“‘that | trains will keep you awake nights?” ally invited. WARREN H. STEHMAN SSERTS 3 pkgs 17 Congress should get rid of laws rather than| “No.” said the other, “The landlord said the| You are invited to attend the SQUARE ST., FLORIN WHITE mike new EF that governgient Should iain wouldnt bother us after the first few | meetings every Sunday evening | Phone Mt. Joy 3.5547 EVAPORATED MILK HOUSE ul by interfere as little as possible with the free- | nights, so were going to stay at a friend's at 6:30 p. m, | ; i 9 dom of the people; and that government |house uptown those nights.” aie AURA {FY TY EIGHT 0 CLOCK COFFE M00 Hb 81° : should pet, enter into competition with | +* There is no better way to boost rR ery RE EAs 1 . : private business . . . ” | Spring house cleaning brought this on . | your business than by local news- D CIRCLE COFFEE 2.40 bey 82° Specific proposals on which the editors | om” tics filled, it a lly [aos advertising. y Dey ik dame cit di FULL FODIED $2.40 bag | recommended a “NO” vote included new | with things that we could do without, — | BLACKBERRY PIE JANE PARKER 8" 49: government power projects, government-| But gm sure I'll count to ten is =i SPECIAL PRICE! pie backed rural telephone service, federal Before I clean it out again SUNNYFIELD FLOUR PASTRY * 39: 10h 13 halth Insurance, increased government] (For yesterday I threw away 1 a Te bag sponsored public housing. Exactly what I need today!) | | rices in This Advertisement Effective Through Saturday, April 18th, In other words, most weekly editors feel | y he he * How can / make ny | this eeuntry needs less government domina-, My wife told me she’s an extremely care- } tion of our lives and cheaper government |fuy] quto driver. She says she never takes any farm produce gran, | ARMOUR S MRS. SCHLORER'S INSTANT —and we'll bet the majority of rural Amer- | chances when driving. She always drives in TREET FELS NA « icans feel the same way about it! the safety zones. — — — Oh, my! PICKLE STRPS . PTHA . * x * * : | more? K | 12-01 45¢ Bn OAP GRANULES | A local man was registering at a small hotel | can iar is 27 Litterbugs “% |upstate and a bedbug crawled slowly across | ee | the page. | ’ ’ pag "Sve been biten by alti ARMOUR'S STAR | MRS. SCHLORER'S FELSO | “Well,” he said, : Ey ae sorts of bugs in hotels, but it's the first time I again, it’s time for us to get back of a|gyer saw a bug crawl down to ses what room campaign against the “Litterbugs” and |i} be in.” vandalbugs”, as suggested by the Isaac * J Walton League of America. My late uncle never trusied banks. He left We agree that the twin menace to Out- [his entire fortune in the form of five-cent de- door America has been well known for posit bottles. years but nobody has yet done enough ‘about it. The litterbug, wherever he stops or travels by car, still leaves his trail of shells, watermelon rinds, worn-out Now that the fishing season has started and the outdoor season is with us once CHOPPED HAM MAYONNAISE 2 55 ot | ARMOUR’S STAR | CORNED BEEF ow 49 ARMOUR’S STAR Corned Beef Hash ou 2c SOAPLESS DETERGENT quart 39: 69] w= 28 | WESSON OIL FLAKO $239 | CUPLETS 113-02 pint 39 on 19¢ a lc SALE OF Fas NAPA Sweetheart Soap 4 regular size 24 cake comb. c When I asked a Florin mama how her little boy was doing in school, she replied: I won't know until I get his report card in-| leenex, beer cans, broken pop bottles, or |ierpreted. I gotta find out whether “P” means || 4 even unmentionables. The vandalbug still | or ‘perfect’.” Conserve yo is at large in great numbers. The hunting x ¥ 1} contour cult ‘vandal still aims his rifle anywhere for| [f q¢ man has his nose broken in two places. | | fun, shoots holes in farmers’ milk cans, | | il—by crop rotation, ion, terracing, proper | fertilizing and other conservation | methods. If extra money will help you : he ought Lo keep it out of those places. makes signs unreadable, shatters power line x ¥ x i vad 2 | tks 7c rh ui insulators, and Spreads wreckage across | Different night clubs in New York have dif- finance the cost, come see us any time. | ares 2 jhe Reguler br the country from broken windows to dead | ferent atmospheres. One takes you to Algiers. || prize bulls. Other vandals still set forests| other to Monte Carlo, still another to Hav-' || " | ARMOUR’S STAR FELS CHIPS lc SALE OF | : Sweetheart Soap on fire with a flip of a cigarette or with a deliberate Many families still go |S ofits just doko ig * bath size 3 5 wild once they get out-of-doors. They cut | 7 J 1/2-1b a ke comb. c y How'd you like that onion snow early Tues MOUNT oY BANK 209 27 Buy 3 Cate af the Regular Price of down wild flowers and shrubs, and write initials happily on the walls of rest rooms | and public grounds . . . The highways and roadsides have become the wastebaskets of day morning, or weren't you out of bed yet? She really snowed! I'll bet the trout fishermen were getting sick for fear it would last. the automobile users. A WISE OWL’ OF MOUNT JOY Member of Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation BONELESS HAMS 34¢, Get 4th Cake for lc 87 EAST MAIN STREET MOUNT JOY, PA.