Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday, March 26, 1953 |
‘Mortuary Record
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THE BULLETIN
Published every Thursday at 11 East
Main Street, Mount Joy,
Lancaster County, Pa.
William N. Young, Publisher I!
Fred J. Alberte, Editor & Manager
Pearl Roth, Assoc. Editor & Bus. Mgr.
MRS. NOAH GEPHART
Mrs. Minerva Fogie Gephart,
fifty-six, wife of Noah Herman
Gephart, 123 8S. Barbara St., Mt,
Joy, died at 11:40 a. m. Sunday
at her home of a heart disease
after a lingering illness.
¢ Born at Newtown, Rapho
Twp., she was a daughter of the

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John E. Schroll, Editor and Publisher
late William H. and Clara E.
C - 1952
1901 1952 Kaylor Fogie. She resided in
Subscription Rate: $2:00 Per Year by Mail. Rast Donegal Twp. until 1932
Advertising rates upon request. and later in York and Eliza-
bethtown until moving to Mt.
Entered at the postoflice at Mount Joy,
Pa., as second-class mail under the Act
of March 3, 1879,
Member, Pennsylvania Newspaper
Publishers" Association
Joy in 1944. Prior to her mar-
riage she was employed as a
weaver in the former George H.
Brown and Son Mills, Mt. Joy.
| She was a member of St. Mark's
E. U. B. Chureh, Mt. Joy, and

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Editorially | Boy. what a week end! Now I'm really con Friendship Fire Co. No. 1, Mt.
. vinced that Spring is here. The only thing joy.
that marred tae lovely weother was my | Besides her husband, she is
You Can’t Drive Fast
BY
spouse buying onion sets and rose bushes at | survived by one son, Capt. John
‘The next time you drive at seventy y,, mcme, From here on in, no peace for the | William Gephart, U. S. Army
miles an hour just remember that if your | weary. Dig, dig, dig. I realize this is my annual | Ordnance Corps. Aberdeen’
judgment fails or : if Sone little thing | gripe, but I can't help it. If I only owned a ro-| proving Grounds, Aberdeen,
wrong with the intricate mechanism you | tdliller. | Md. and three daughters; Fran-
are guiding, your life's not worth much! | * * * | ces Elizabeth wife of Elwood
is is the studied opinion expressed to . ; Wa ba
Wen B He 3 CD Shiple ness been | That reminds me. 1 made that remark in| C. Mateer, Mt. Joy; Miss Cath-
engaged by the state truckers’ association | front of my sister-in-law and she howled. Said | erine Pauline Gephart, at home
to study the cause of all automobile acci- | she couldn't see how that little thing up on the Esther Jane, wife of Clif-
dents on the tuinpike. | television ariel could be of any use in digging | ford R. Morrison, Elizabeth-
au . .. 1 garden, — —' — — The dope doesn't know | town.
And, LL Vie iy HOR | that's a tenerotor not a rotatiller! Six grandchildren
section a e & r. > | * +H * | brothers and sisters also: sur-
ior Ne has a safety message one cannot | She's the kind of person nobody likes. In|vive: William K. Fogie and
8 After studying hundreds of turnpike mis- | fact, her friends used to get up parties just no! | Clara, wife of William Witmer,
haps he recommends a maximum speed of | to invite her. both of Newtown, Columbia R1
50 miles an hour for pleasure cars, 40 for | * Ww * Lester K. Fogle and Gladys,
Over at York on Sunday I met an other mo- Wife of Wayne P. Young, both
lanes of | torist on a street too narrow for two cars to
and these
8 $ il be | ;
trucks, and suggest a deflector rail be of Mount Joy; Adam K. Fogie,
built te separate the opposite Ls Sv
| pass. Because the other guy was going the | Elizabethtown RD:;. Victor KK.
traffic. :
“That deflector rail alone would have | wrong way, I leaned out the window and yel-| 41d Harry Ky Fogie, Mrs. Pris.
saved a hundred lives since the turnpike |led: “I never back up lor ca idiot.” "That's all |cilla Paroli and Mrs. Martha
was built,” he concluded. | right,” he called back shifting into reverse, “I|Orio, all ‘of Philadelphia; Mrs.
a a | always do! == Why don: I keep my | Anna Martin, Lancaster; Fran-
Ba) ah na) | big mouth shut! | ces, Me of Por] Qumen Lanc-
i aster > and ice, wife of
All These Worthy Causes | * * * George Schoelkoph, Columbia.
A man coming home from the Alleghenies
was asked if it was cold there as it was in Mt. |
Joy. “Horrible cold.” he said, “fer they have |
thermomeler there, and, of course, it gets
it pleases.”
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An errand boy walked into an uptown busi-| EVANGELIST SERVICES
fortune, somebody's putting on a drive for | PSS place and apologized for overslesping.|™ Evangelistic services will be
funds. And now this week we're supposed | 5° 79" } Any Sat to work TYP, | ot he Mucedanin 4. M. E.
to observe Acute Appendiejtis Week! ; bse ge iA early.” — —- | Church, this boro, on Easter
On that one we renege. It’s been five] * » * { with" morning and evening ser-
| vices and continue through the
years since we had an attack of aeute ap- | % dl 3 Adler 5
pendieitis and we'll be durned if we're go- Pi #9 oR os had S51 Wite, She Stet) feck with services each even-
So oy an Mm ‘going aut 'o ing. An invitation is extended
ing out and celebrate the fact that we had | : . : J
it. (But at that it was one of the best rest | shoppin g Tl ibe back in about all to come hear the preach-
ing and singing.
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periods we've had in the last ten years!) twenty dollars.
ED Pe ee
| A lady in Wiscons'n. called up her sister in|. 000 EASTER PROGRAM
i : seiner] STE N
{ to repor! a whopping Sprang The Loyalty Chorus will pre-
on gas . leMer.” sh Isent an Easter Program at the
SOP You some SHOW. In a: 3 ®| Florin Church of the Brethren
pt SD 3 ‘ fon Easter Day at 7:30 p. m. in
te Swi) be gona Bong before it gels to Etown, [the evening. This program of
penditures, even to the extent that the low | “Don't SR ” said the lady. “Who'd pe | is sponsored by the young
: € 4 [people of the church.
COURiy fate can be reduced oven lower. . | mean enough to steal «a little snow out of an {POPE tun
That sort of thing IS different! Especially | envelope?”
* * *
when one considers that for the past twenty
years, the federal administrators never ; - : 20 esl
I dropped into a Sporting Hill home quite| Patronize Bulletin Advertisers:
tedly last night just as supper was |
came close to estimating whet they were
going to spend, and never once under- |unexpec : ;
estimated. And when it came to predict- | Placed on the table. When the whole family |
ing the tax-bite, they never came close to | Was seated there was fourteen at the table.
that either. Nor the deficits which have | The mother of the brood invited me to eat, ex-
piled up into something to behold, indeed! | Plaining: “Were having windmill soup.” 5
We like the Intell's crusading spirit— ; “Windmill soup?” I repeated. “Yes,” she re- |
but we like that tax reduction a lot more! | plied.” “If it goes around you get some.”
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a = om | TYcu just can't get away with a wise crack
Farm Accidents at all any more. Some one else is always a- |
Some times when we see some of these [head of you. A lady from town told me that on
nearby farmers manipulating tractors on |e way to Florida recently they drove quite
steep grades, making turns practically on a|lqte one night. and were desperate for a place
dime and darting from one point to an- |i sleep. Sc they stopped ct a place they'd or-
other, we wonder why there are not more | dingrily have passed up because it didn t look
accidents than there are, But, we learn, 22 14,4 good. The next morning when it was light
farmers died in Pennsylvania last year! .4 they really got « good lock at it her hus-
from tractor accidents. And that’s mighty | band was so when he paid the Lill he |
good reason for observing this—and overy |
> ked: What does this pigsiy cos?” Witheut|
week—as Farm and Home Safety Week. = | cone : "
All in all, 112 persons died through acci- WA ae ne owas replied: "For one
dents on farms in the state last year—and | P'9 ®¥ °F 1WO PIGS 59.
most of these could have been prevented. | * * *
Over at Root's on Tuesday night a hillbilly
That's something to keep in mind.
4 { was fumbling with his new watch and finally
& x a,
"a be ex | removed the back cover.
“Say. Hank, whi: does this here “S"” an’ “F"
Happy Daze
stcnds fer on the back here?’ he asked his
If, as the Federal Reserve Board appears | companion. |?
to suspect, “you are as rich as you feel”, | “Well. I'l tell ya, Clem, "S"
Funeral services were held at
the James B. Heilig Funeral
Home at 2 p. m. Thursday (to-
day). Interment will be made
jat the Mount Joy Cemetery.
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We mention. a ene of the many,
many worthy causes launched ih the past |
few months that does not deserve public |
support, but did any of you ever see such | Ro
an avalanche of worthy causes and benefits | just as cold as
as at present?
No matter what the disease or the mis- |

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Give ’Em Heck, Earl!
The Intell's editorial writer currently is
all perturbed because Grayb Diehm’s coun-
ty budget underestimates the yearly re-
ceipts and over-estimates the county's ex-
A cordial invitation is extend-
{ed to the public.
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stans for s'after- |
Americans are pretty darn well-heeled. To | Cop sta fer a lied |
measure this mental attitude, the financial en an Signs ler
confidence of the nation, the Board has had | “97% % +
the University of Michigan interview 2,400 |
people in 66 different test areas during |
January and February.
This is the eighth such annual survey the |
Board has made and if their sampling tech. | There's a domestic here in town f1al has
nigue is correct: her own way of getting even with her missus
More people are planning to buy new | husband when hethauls her out for something.
cars, new homes, new furniture, T-V sets The next time she does the laundry, she puts
and washing machines this year than in |starch in his handkerchiefs. |
1952. The same number, approximately | * *
plan to buy refrigerators. And, naturally,| An old grocer in the country store near Cen- |
more people think this is a good time for | ier was in the habit of playing cards in the
major purchases than did a year ago. bock room with his friends. |
Eighty per-cent are unworried about prices, One day when the game was especialy
believing they will remain at present lev- good a customer came in. The old grocer said,
els or go down this year. In early 1951 and |
“Be redl quiet and he’'lll go away.”
1952, more than half expected them to go |
A marriage is a union between two peo-
ple in which the man pays the dues.
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the Directory
they call.
* * and save your time and
up. | That's a dandy green coin cai® the cops)
And even though experts are pointing | have to emply the parking meters. Just saw
with alarm to the $23,700,000,000 the Amer- | Mike pushing and Neiss emptying the meters.
ican public owes the installment man, those | What a clatter when the coins drop into that
who have to get it up are feeling no pain. | can.
We still wonder who these people are
who get surveyed. Did you ever get the) Don't get caught on an April Fool joke.
SALUNGA NEWS
Mr, and Mrs. Samuel H, Zer-
phey from Salunga, returned to
their home on Sunday night af- |
ter a 12 day stay in Biloxi, Mis- |

Miami, Fla, they made the trip
by car.
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DID YOU KNOW?
The total daily requirement |
of Vitamin A for an adult is|
contained in an average serving |
of sweet potato.
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BIRTHS
Mrs. Richard Rhen, |
R2, a son Wednes- |
Osteopathic
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Mr.
Mount Joy,
day at Lancaster
Hospital.
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For An Easter
Engagement
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choirs and musical groups - of CASTER EGG HUNT
'the Church will assist in the| An Easter Egg Hunt will be
services, and attendance each held at the Macedonia A.M.E,
evening will be sponsored by! Church, Fairview St., this boro,
the classes and departments of | on Saturday, April 4 at 10 a, m,
the Church School. These meet-| It is sponsored by Mrs, Mary
ings are a continuation of a pro-| Moulson. There will be a small
gram, begun the first week in | admission fee,
March in district-wide meetings | Ly.
in the Palmyra Church, under |
the leadership of Bob Richards,
and have as their basis purpos MARY G. NISSLEY
es to bring a renewal of life to SEP .
the church, and to encourage | FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Holy Week Services
At E'Town Church
Mr. Earl M. Bowman, Pastor
Lititz’ Church of the
Brethren, will be the guest min
ister in the Abundant Life
Meetings, scheduled for cach
evening of Holy Week in
Washington Street Church of
the Brethren, Elizabethtown.
Dr. Bowman will preach a ser-
ies of sermons on the general
Life
the
SIMON P, NISSLEY

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