The Mount Joy bulletin. (Mount Joy, Penn'a.) 1912-1974, May 01, 1952, Image 4

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Bulletin,
OWL LA

—-— BY
A WISE OWL
early in
Have you ever seen me
Well how do I look?
this
the morning?
Must be pretty
A. M. when I walked out to get the
paper, Jim asked: “How
are you this morning.” “All right,”
“Well,” he continued,
your face.”
awful, cause
Smeltzer
I replied.
“You oughta notify
Markley
Jimmy wrote
n, Mount Jey, Pa,
“FS Oldtimers To Sponsor
{ Mount Joy High School Base Ball paker
from ov- |
orseas that he has a girl built like |
the
thing deposited in the right places.
George says the best way to get
out of a garden is to put on a wide
hat, dress in loose-fitting
clothes, hold a garden trowl in one
‘hand, then pick up a tall cool drink
with the other hand and tell the
man where to dig.
straw

It seem as if the best time to buy
anything is a year ago.
Flwooed Martin says that the oth-
or day, after 4 days of rain a har-
rassed lady down his way dialed a
number on the phone and when the
party answered she asked: “Are
vou the game warden?’ and a gruff
voice answered, “Yes.”
“Well, thank goodness, I have the
right person at last,” the
“Will you please suggest some
for my children to
said.
games suitable
play indoors?”
Or, as the little doughnut said to
the big layer cake: “If I had your
dough I wouldn't be hanging
around this hole.”

The old-timers swapping
baseball yarns the other night when
Dyke Garber began bragging how
fast on the base-paths he was back
in his day.
“Was I fast? When I hit a homer,
were
First National Bank — every-

wothan |

I was touching first base before the!
spectators heard the crack of the
bat!"
‘When 1 got to
ond baseman usually
thing that made me s¢
ped the third baseman in the catch-
- = = - Whoa !!
said 50IMEe=
re, so 1 slap-
er's mouth?”
This is an era when you hear of
the man who began life with a mil-
lion dollars and ran it into a shoe-
string

At the beauty
vere discussing a mutual
“She
woman of 40, the
parlor two women
friend
when one exclaimed: has the
face of a allure
of a girl of 20 and the mind of a
10 year old girl. Just add them up.
I like this—
A judge asked: You say it was an
accident that you shot your wife?
How did it happen?
Defendant: She got in front of my
mpther-in-law just as I pulled the
trigger.
Many of the wooden Indians that
used to stand in front of cigar
stores seem to have moved inside,
behind the counters.
An elderly woman from town
called a telephone operator and
said: “My telephone cord is too
long. Will you please pull it back
about two feet at your end.”
Protect the birds, the dove brinks
Protect the birds, the dove brings
tions. ~~ — ~~ — — 1 know an old
crow I'd like to shoot. |

The little boy peered over the
edge of the stationery counter at
Murphy's ten-cent store and asked
hopefully: “Have you any blank
report cards?”
When they operated on father,
they opened mother’s male.
Two frosh were watching a man
put up screens. One asked: “How
do they make screens?” That's edsy.
They take a bunch of square holes
and put screen around it.
A WISE OWL
eet A eee
Everybody reads mewspapers but
NOT everybody reads circular ad-
vertising left on their door step.
second, the sec-!
'VEW's Annual Marble

Thurs day, May 1, 1, 1952]
Hi Girls Tennis Team Is
Undefeated To Date
Midget Baseball Team rc sous sor en svat se
nis team is undefeated so far
The Mount Joy Old Timers have|this year, having played three
decided to sponsor the Mount Joy | games. They have five games to be
| Midget Base Ball Team. The kids| [played before the close of school.
did not have a sponsor up until | The team defeated Manheim 8-0,
Friday night. When the Old Timers | taking both the singles and doubles
found out there would be no team, a4 Manheim on April 22. Schofield, |
they went into action. Now they're| defeated Henry, Manheim,
show your interest by attending 6-0, 8-6.
mecting of the Old Timers on Mon-| Shockley, Manheim 6-0, 6-0. Thome | | than of yore—and doing nothing a-

6-1, | gy,
isking you not to let the kids down, g-1, Spangler defeated Adalr, Man- [ to display. Via floating along figur- |
Shank defeated | ing things are not much different
day night, May 5th, at 8:00 P. M. in| defeated Witman, Manheim 6-3, 6-0. |
the Fire House
Ail Old Timers are urged to al- g.0, Max defeated Hunter, Man-
tend and anyone interested in do-| heim 6-4, 6-4. In the doubles, Scho~
ing sc
town is also urged to attend.
sports, they only encourage it by|g.4, 10-8.
giving awards and moral help. In| The matches with New Holland
the past three years the Old Timers|on the local courts on April 23rd
have had as their guests at their|yere rained out; however, since |
annual dinners, the Mt. Joy High/Mount Joy won the four matches
Team, eastern regional which were completed, Mount Joy
Pennsylvania; the won 4-0. Schofield defeated Bru-
, N. H., 6-0, 6-0. Spangler de-
Team, County for 1951 feated Steinman, N. H., 6-2, 6-1.
and the Mount Joy Junior High |Shank defeated Sweigart, N. H., @-1 |
School Basket Ball Team, champ- [6 0. Thome defeated Brubaker, N.
ions of Lancaster County for 1952. i 6-0, 6-1. Zink got to play only
In addition they have given out-| one set with Martin, N. H., which
standing athletic awards to the de-|zink won 6-0.
serving high school students, 1949 On April 29 the team met Man-
George McCue, 1950 Ben Brown, heim at home. Once more, Mt. Joy
and 1951 Tommy Kear. won 7-0; taking all the singles and
This year they have honored Wm. doubles. Schofield defeated Adair,
Ellis, past official, Frank Zink, Manheim, 6-0, 6-1. Spangler defeat-
Singles tennis champion of Lancas- ed Henry, Manheim 6-0, 6-1. Shank
ter County and Marshall Gember- defeated Witman, Manheim, 6-1,
ling, star basketball player, and 6-0. Thome . defeated Shockley,
high scorer of the Lanco League. Manheim, 6-1, 6-3.
The Committees for the ensuing Achey, Manheim, 6-1, 6-3. In the
year have been appointed by Pres- doubles, Spangler and Shank, de-
ident Benj. F. Groff: Banquet, Chas.| feated Adair and Adair, 6-1, 6-1.
L. Eshleman, Ellis Fellenbaum, Gruber and Melhor howed to Hen-
George Brown 2nd, Henry Klugh, ry and Shockley 6-4 in their first
Sr., John L. Schroll, Harold Zim-|set, but they then took . the match
merman, Sr., John Wealand and 6-2, 6-3.
Martin Metzler; Award, Benj. F.
Groff, John J. hroll and G
il hoe La a Gouge Fishermen’ S Paradise
singer, Albert Myers, Henry O'Neil,
5 Opens Friday, May 16
Walter Eshleman and Lee Ellis; Fi-
Pennsylvania's “Fisherman's Par-
Chas Bennett, Sr., George D.
and Solon V. Bae:
Clarence Bleyer, adise” located on Spring Creek near
| Bellefonte in Center County will |
Basketball
champions of
of Lancaster

nance,
Groff
Russell Halbleib,
and George Brown | 2nd.
{on Friday, May 16th and extend to
cepting Sundays when the Paradise
|is closed. Fishing will officially be-
gin at 8:00 A. M., and continue un-
8:00 P. M.,, Eastern
Tournament Friday
The Annual V. F. W. Marble til
Tournament will be held on Friday Time.
May 2, and continue thru more popular than last when a rec-
with students in 1st thrujord of 35406 anglers registered in
the local at the “Paradise”.
evening,
Saturday,
8th grade competing for
mibs crown. Martin S. Brown, There is no special license re-
commander of our local V. F. W. quired, fishermen sixteen years and |
Post said that the tournament will ever must have a resident fisher-
man’s license and must personally
be held at the Grade School play-
register in and out. Anglers are al- |
ground and all parents of compet-
ing students are a:
in having their children present for and while the
fish will be!
during the season
thrill of catching big
the order of the day, only one fish
may be killed in any single day's
visit. The fisherman is restricted to |
the use of artificial lures of hair or
matches.
Three medals will be awarded)
and the Mt. Joy champ will com~
pete with other children, at a la-
ter date, for the Lancaster County
their
Championship. feather construction with barbless |
At the regular meeting of the hooks or hooks from which the
barb has been rempved. Spoons,
Post, on Monday, announcement
was made of a joint meeting with prohibited
spinners or swivels are
Zink defeated |
| July 19th, both dates inclusive, ex- |
asked to cooperate lowed to visit the project five times |
Zink defeated Achey, Manheim 6-0, | oO the future of those little apples
ymething for the youth of and Shank defeated Adair and | cialist. Europe is unhappy,
Henry 6-0, 6-2, and Melhorn ‘and | | Our
The Old Timers do not prompte|Gruber defeated Clark and Witmer Je used by Europe when it was
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This year may prove to be
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| eign statio:s, or to a service school
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the V. FW. Avxiliasy ore May 3 and wading the stream, for any
Commander Brown also announced|Purpose, is not permitted. Fish |
|caught foul must be carefully re- |
that tentative plans are being made
for a Post sponsored card party to
be held in the Fire Hall.
Nh Ll FI
turned to the water and assistance |
|in hooking or landing fish is not al- |
lowed.
Only fish ten inches or
taken from the large stream may be
| killed while the size limit on the
adjacent ladies stream is seven in-
| ches.
Half of America’s Males
Live Less than 65 Years
Despite *the great victories of
medical science in combating pre-
mature death, life ends before age
65 for half of all American males
and 40 percent of all females. Each |
year about 360,000 men and 200,000
women die before reaching their
65th birthday,
These figures include over 100,-
000 deaths annually among infants
under one year of age, and this
although the mortality rate among)
babies in the first year of life has men of
been reduced by more than one|‘Paradise”
third in the last 10 years. | season.
“While there are many biological!
—— QQ rere.
and environmental hazards which FREER
beset early life, much more can| SPORTSMEN UNINTERESTED
be done either to prevent or to IN POISON BAIT PROGRAM
A meeting for the
ler will be given a prinfed card
{bearing these regulations.
it is located
center of the
Pennsylvania,
in the exact
sometime during the
overcome them,” statisticians ob-|
serve.
in many communities to specially |tjye to the poison bait program be
provide {facilities for the care of
prematurely born children should
prove effective in reducing further | ities.
the mortality in infancy.” {ed out to discuss the
All of the common diseases, in-jas a result no action was taken
cluding the so-called “old age dis-|
cases,” cause a relatively high
proportion of deaths before age 65,
it is noted. This is especially no-|
table in deaths attributed to heart Sunday School will hold a food |
disease and cancer. sale in front of Titus Rutt’s Ins
there is Just cause for|sffice on East Main Street, May 10,
pride in the gains which have been y
made in conserving life,” the sta di 8:50 a. m. until!
tisticians comment, ‘much still
remains to be done, especially -in
the earlier ‘years ;when life icon-|
servation ‘will add much ‘to
productive capacity as well as our|
social well-being.”
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The rules and regulations will be |
prominently posted and each ang- |
The only project of its kind in|
almost |
state. |
sportesmen |
“The measures being taken was held at Florin last week rela-
{FOOD SALE SATURDAY, MAY 10!
The Higem Class of the 12 For sunlight or
The Commission invites the fisher- | 2
Pennsylvania to visit the | 3%
Those In Service
| of Florin,
| sweeper Hobson on Saturday tel
| duty within the shore establishment
| of the

THE LOW DOWN
from
. HICKORY GROVE
Folks, I have something to say |
for you to mull over—-and not for-
get—not forget, unless you don't]
give a hoot or hoop about whether
your little Daisy or your little}
Butch have a chance to prosper in|
| prop ortion to how much pep, ener-
end up-and-at-'em they choose |
bout it, you are lowering the hoom
of your eye.
Now for is so-
broke. |
at the same]
mulling. Europe
Govt. is sniffin’

Mount Joy Legion
MAY 3rd

SATURDAY NIGHT,
10 TO 1:00 A. M.
Charlie Neimer & His Trio
MAY 4th

SUNDAY NIGHT,
9:00 TO 12:00
THE HEADLINERS
Sunday family dinners will be served starting at
1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and
Turkey.

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To make a start on our come-|
the brink—to catch a
Govt. by the coat tail that has|
backslid, 1 propose a grand auction. |
To get the highest bidder, sell alll

Charles W. Sheetz, SK3, son of
Mr. and Mrs. Charles E. Sheetz,
is a member of the crew
of the aircraft carrier, US.S. Wasp|
which was damaged in the collis-/
ion that sank the destroyer-mine-|
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As far as could be learned there

EVENINGS OO Y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
7 and 9:00 P.M AND
| SATURDAYS THEAT RE HOLIDAYS
6.8.10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
: Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MAY 2 - 3
FRANK LOVEJOY — RICHARD CARLSON
“Retreat Hell”
MONDAY, MAY 5
ROBERT CUMMINGS -— BARBARA HALE
“The First Time”
TUESDAY, MAY 6,
ROD CAMERON — ADELA. MARA
‘The Sea Hornet”

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WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, MAY 7 - 8
JOAN CRAWFORD — DENNIS MORGAN
"This Woman Is Dangerous”
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were no other men from this area
aboard.
of the
injured or}
that
personnel were
Reports show none
| Wasp
{open it's gates for the 1952 season | lost.
Now stepping cut with a military]
cadence is Thelma L. Hostetter,
seaman recruits, WAVES, USN, of]
117 Donegal street, Mount Joy
Miss Hostetter, who attended!
Blain Vocationa] entered the Naval
service April 9, 1952. i
She is now undergoing recruit
Md. Forl
weeks wil] be | |
Bainbridge,
few
ing Center,
her, the next
filled with drill,
| fy aircraft and ships; how, when,|
why, and whom to salute; the back-!
ground of Naval courtesy,
organization, to live
efficiently as a
learning to identi- J
history,
and how har-
| moniously and
7 A
member of a large and complex or-
| ganization. |
The Wave
will be transferred to

Navy,
to one of certain for-

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of fabulously expen-
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large collection today. |
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JEWELER
111 E. Main St.,
Open Daily
9:00 a. m. to 9:00 p. m.

Mt. Joy

STORAGE
CLEANING — GLAZING — REPAIRING
You Phone — We Call
ALSO ALL KINDS LAUNDRY
Brook's Dry Cleaning
FLORIN, PENNA.
PHONE MI. JOY 3-451

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CONTACT
WOLGEMUTH & MARTIN
212 West High Street ELIZABETHTOWN, PA,
PHONE 149
14-tf
Both husband
and wife
should 7
make Wills

Regardless of who owns how much
property, husband and wife should both
express their wishes in legal written form
= in Wills prepared by their lawyer.
In choosing your executor, consider the
services of an experienced institution
like ours. We will be glad to talk with’
you at your convenience. No obligation.
UNION NATIONAL
MOUNT JOY BANK
OF MOUNT JOY ;
Member of Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation

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Specials
MAY 1-2-3
1952
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NORRIS FANCY
Citrus Juices
FANCY
Carrot Juice
46-0zs
1c
3 wn 2c
Tiny Peas
VALLEY FORGE (Hand Packed)
303 can 2 3c
Tomatoes
9:
HEINZ BUYS!
No. 2% can |
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Baby Foods 10/95c
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Ketchup 23
Baked Beans 2/27
FANCY

NORRIS ¥
Pineapple Chunks
35
Apticot Halves 35
Cake Mies 31.00
Cake Mixes
COCA-COLA
Soft Drinks Ige 1%7c small 6/25¢ |
PLUS DEPOSIT |
Hershey Bars box 9a
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“Top Quality- Low Prices Every Day”
Hess’ Food Store
PHONE 3-9094 MOUNT JOY, PA.

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