d==The Bulletin,
Mount Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, March 6, 1

OWL LAFFS

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BY
A WISE OWL
Those °I told you sos” got
break over the weekend. The folks
who believe in Ground Hog prop
heey have an inning in their |
say nothing of the nice weather all |
thru February.
Our new stenographer says that
nowadays most girls must work like |
» horse to get a groom.
Two women in front of the Bul-
letin office. Has your baby learned
to talk yet?
Sure; now we're trying
to shut
him up: |
Met a chap from Elizabethtown
who said: Did you get that check
I sent you? |
I said: Yep, got it twice—once
from you and once from the bank.
An East Main street man was
spending an evening in his work
shop at home. His son came strol-
ling in and remarked:
That's right, pop, labor hard and
save your money so that your de-
scendant won't have to work.

A fellow back at the Fire House
telephoned to his wife and asked
her how the kids were:
She said: Just fine, I tied two of
‘em to the piano, locked the oldest
in a closet and I'm sitting on the
one that bites.
I heard that a fellow went to Elam
Bomberger a wanted him to help
with his income tax.
Elam said, okay, give me the fig-
ures. The chap said: I don’t mean
in that way—I want you to pay it.
Bennett thinks there
some good develops
thru marriage. If a woman doesn’t
make him a good wife she often
makes him a good husband.

Postmaster
s invariably

One should always answer his
bell. You can never tell, it
be oportunity knocking.
door
may

One of our young fellows in the
High school was asked by the!
teacher: You're a little late this
merning.
He yawned and replied: Yeah, I
need the sleep, too.
At a local bargain sale. I don't
want it; I can’t use it; I have no
room for it; but at that price I can
not refuse it.

A chap from Newtown went to a
jewelry store at Lancaster. He
wanted a ring. He said: Yes, that’s
a peach of a diamond for $1, but
ain't you got any imitation ones a
little cheaper.
ee eB ere
Warden Faust at the County Jail
told the prisoners he was thinking
of having a little celebration and
asked if any of them had a sugges-
tion.
A lifer in the back row
Sure; Open House.
yelled:
Two women on Mount Joy street
in a conversation while one was
Leng paid a visit.
That dining room table you are
admiring goes back to Louie the
Fourteenth.
Reply: That's nothing. My whole
living room set gees back to Keen-
er's Furnishing on the 15th if I
don’t soon cough up.

There is very little difference be-
tween a man and a horse—both
wear collars.

A young man applied at one of
our local industries for a job. On
the job application blank was the
question. Have you ever been ar-
ested: The applicant | put down
. The next question was
K.. "meant for those who had
been arrested. Not realizing this the |
applicant put down, “Never been
caught.”
In the meantime, hold everything
till next week.
A WISE OWL
* 4 t
ho
'at one
| meeting March 9th, Sunday after-
a
E. HEMPFIELDERS DOWN
CLEO IN DIST. 3, CLASS C.
A determined County Champion |
Class C team, East Hempfield, went |
on to win the District 3 finals Tues~
day evening. The Landisville ag-
gregation defeated Oley High, of |
Berks
lege floor 43-41,
Every player the
team was in the fight every min-
on
ute of the game.
Co, on Elizabethtown Col- |
~~ News From Florin
(From page 1)
March 7th, Congratulations,
The Fat collection by the Girl
| Scouts which was postponed due to
| bad weather will be held Saturday,
| March 8, at nine o'clock.
Evangelistic Services
Lenten Evangelistic services
{ Glossbrenner E. U. B. Church con-
winning |
tinue this week and next, except
| Monday, beginning each night at
7:15. Friday evening the Ladies
jospel Chorus of Grace EU DB FOR...
Church, Penbrook, Pa. will pre-
sent the messages of music with, ‘Watches- Clocks Jewelry
Mrs. H. Shaeffer director. Satur-
rin
| day evening Rec. C. R. Swartz, And Watch Repairi ing
pastor of Rancks Church near New
{ Holland, Pa. will be the speaker.
| The Jubilee Singers of
| day evening at 7:15. Beginning on
| Tuesday evening
tel of Harrisburg will be
7 | Evangelist. His Ministry will con-
J | tinue every night through Sunday,
March 16th.
Shower
A shower was held
| evening, February 29, in honor of
| the bride-to-be,
| ple of Falmouth. She received many
| beautiful and useful gifts. The col-
| or scheme was green and white.
|
i
Those present were, Mrs.
Coach Johnny Berger's boys go
against East Berlin Friday night
for the district crown.
Oley G A.M
Bauer 2 2 6
Clausey 3 3 9
Yon Dolwen ......... 10 3 23
Angatadt ...........;. 1 1 3
Reichert Cerna 0 0 0
Oriffith ............ 0 0
Total Cnr, 16 9 41
East Hempheld: G Fl wn
{ Zerphy 3
Mumma . 3 1
| Barto 3 0
Shertzer 3 1 ; !
Alison ......... 00a: 1 1 3
Krady 3 3 9
Peffley 0 0 0
Totals 17
Score by periods:
JOLBY ............ 71712 5-41
E. HEMPFIELD ... 13 1210 8-43
all
MARSH GEMBERLING STARS,
MARIETTA “B” TEAM WON
There was just too much Gem-
berling last night when Mount Joy
evened its Lanco League semi-fin-
al playoff series with Quarryville |
game apiece last night
Marsh tossed in 47 points to
his team to a 107-79 victory.
The deciding game of the series,
and the right to meet Marietta for |
the championship, tentatively |
scheduled for mext Tuesday at
Quarryville.
In the preliminary, the
as |
lead
is
Marietta
“B” team gained the finals in their |
division as they whipped the Mount |
Joy “B” squad, 81-67. They now | i
meet Millersville for the “B” title. | fo y ig tained Tie ewe -
Quarryville G Fi dinner on Sunday: Mr. and Mrs. Ira
Zloek =... 000 SEs 4 18| Brandt of near Marietta, Rev. and] THE UCN
Herr civ 2 0 4 | Mrs. Henry Becker and ‘family, Mr.| MOUNT J ;
2 : 13 | Mrs. J. Richard Hostetter and ME Ee oder) posit
Ean 3 0 6! family, Mr. and Mrs. Paul Martin ERE
Dunlap ............... 8 2 1g|Jr. and daughter and Mr. and Mus. TET
Perschau 1 0 2 | Ralph Hostetter and son. {
Todd ........... vee 4 2 10] |
bale : SENIOR CLASS FOOD SALE
Totals .......... 23 3 79
M ; : Joy > I a. A food sale is being held by the WHITE - WASHING
Soa doy hii od Sonar Cox of Toy oe _- | AND
D.. Overly.............. 1 1 | Saturday, March 22, in front of Ti- |
McAdoo ............. 11 1 23] tus Rutt’s Insurance Officé) on East | DISINFECTING
Genie fine oe 19 9 47 Main street. The sale will start at
«
Be apnea 1 3 ol 9:00 a. m. A large variety of food |
Constantine 3 § 12| will be on display. HESS BROS.
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ain 19 17 26 13 " hing) kindly remember the Bulletin Phone Mt. Joy 3-1930
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Referees: Mearig and Keene. l .
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PHEASANTS STOCKED | Electric :
|
HERE LAST FRIDAY | Watches - Gifts and Gas e ing
A shipment of 1062 pheasants | |
were stocked in the central and | Watch Attachmemts Also Specialize On
western sectors of the county Fri- |
day by the State Game commission.
District Game Protector John |
M. Haverstick said the birds con- |
sisting of 445 cock birds and 617
hens, dropped at Manheim, Mount
Joy, Elizabethtown and Lancaster. |
Deputy Game Protector Robert
McKain, of Denver, was in tires
of the operation in the absence
Haverstick,
of |
who is working on the |
rabies control project. He was as- |
sisted by Deputies William Fackler,
of Mount Joy, and Jacob Nagel, of |
Elizabethtown R1.
These sportsmen’s groups also as- |
sisted in the stocking: Manheim, |
Elstonville, Mt. Joy, Marietta and |
Milton Grove Sportsmen's Associa- |
tions; Conewago Rod and Gun Club |
of Elizabethtown, Columbia Fish
and Game Association, Mountville |
Fish and Game Association, and the |
Hempfield Farmer-Sportsmen As- |
sociation, Milton GG. Dietrich, of|
Millersville, will stock Manor Twp. |
Millersville area.
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ELSTONVILLE SPORTSMEN
MEET SUNDAY, MARCH 9th
The Elstonville Sportsmen Asso- |
hold their monthly |
in the

ciation will
noon.
Last Friday evening Roy Edwards
showed movies of his last trip to
British Columbia, Canada, to a full
house and everyone enjoyed the
evening thoroughly.
The club released 45 cock birds
in February.
PO ree
SPELLING BEE AT RHEEMS
A Spelling Bee will be held at the
Rheems School, Rheems, Penna. on
Friday night, March 14, at 7:45.
There will be two Spelling classes,
a General Information class and a
Pennsylvanip Dutch class. Every-
one welcome. :
tll Messi ar
SPORTSMEN’S MEETING
Mt. Joy Sportsmen's Association |
will meet in regular session at'the|
Firel House on Monday evening.
Mr. George Bowers will show
movies of the World Series

Nauman, Mrs. Mable Frey, Mrs.
| Marguerite Miller, Mrs. Clinton
Geib, Miss Jane Brandt,
| ian Sonnon, Miss Edith Page, and
| Miss Delores Clinger of Elizabeth-
| town; Mrs. Vincent O'Connor,
| Norman Raber, Mus. Joseph O’-| Mount Joy, Pa.
| Genrer, Mrs. Elwood Raber, Bain- —= —
| bridge and Mrs. Robert Brenner p—— Sy
| and daughter Audrey, Mrs. Paul THE LOGICAL
| Hipple and daughters Jean and]
James Hipple of Fal-
r, Miss Es-|
C. Mus-|
| Paula, Mrs.
| mouth, Mrs. Grace Der
tella Haldeman rand Mus.
selman of Florin,
Mr. and Mrs. Marlin Witmer

(WATCH REPAIRING)
Complete Ronson Lighter
Repair Service
Koser’s Watch Shop
Dial Mt. Joy 32-4015
Chocolate Ave, FLORIN, PA.

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Sheridan, !
v | Pa., will present the music on Sun-
Ree. C. R. Beit-
guest
at the home
~ | of Miss Ellen Musselman on Friday,
Miss Arlene Hip-!
Mary |
Miss Mar-
and I

Heilig
Funeral Home
23 W, Main St, Mount Joy
JAMES B. HEILIG,
Funeral Director
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‘Warren H. Greenawalt
JEWELER
209 West Main St, MT. JOY
OPEN EVERY EVENING

Mount Joy Legion
MARCH sth

SATURDAY NIGHT,
10 TO 1:00 A, M.
THE HEADLINERS
SUNDAY NIGHT, MARCH 9th
9:00 TO 12:00
JUNE CARSON
AND HER SOPHISTICATES
ALL GIRL ORCHESTRA

Sunday family dinners will be served starting at
1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and
Turkey.

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APPOINTMENT
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ELIZABETHTOWN
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Evenings: Tues. & Sat. 6:30 - 8
No Hours Thursday
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A FEW PAIRS
LEFT
Boys’ Shoes
That Sold for as Much as $5.95
BROKEN SIZES
Some are 1, Price
Some are Less
$249
CHICKEN OF THE SEA
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Ketchup
LIBERTY
SWIFT'S
AUNT JEMIMA
Pancake Mix
LOG CABIN
Syrup
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Dog Food
N. B. (
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Bite Size Tuna
SEABRIGHT
Salmon
VALLEY FORGE
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Coffee
Oriole Bacon tb
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