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d=The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday, Febraary 26, 1952 | i
: YHE LOW DOWN County’ S J, 4 Hi Champions ow i wou wii M " a
rom cusses 000 | Mount Joy Legion |
OWL LAFFS Those In Service HICKORY GROVE [Bis 8 #4} y g
| traveling on a film of water which
freezes again as the weight is re-
moved. | !
Camp Drum, N. Y.—Sgt. John K Nice and quiet and law abiding
Ereneman, son of Mr. and Mrs. J. | I am gu ing to the mat with
T. M. Breneman, of 279 Marietta |... today—so lend an ear--and
Avenue, Mount Joy, is participating | jon't get m ud, yet, if I select you
in Exercise Snow Fall, the joint! . careless or neglectful culprit.
Army-Air Force Winter maneu- To be law abiding and quiet is a
ver now in progress at Camp Drum grand trait—it demonstrates that
N.Y. you ere real people. But with the

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| SATURDAY NIGHT, MARCH 1st
Everybody in this locality reads | 10 TO 1:00 A. M.
| The Bulletin=tha¥'s why its adver- |
egg WESTON AND HIS QUINTET
The average life of a milk bottle | FEATURING LARR '
1s 34 deliveries. {

He is a member of the 11th Air- | yaucous and uncouth and unserup- |
borne Division's 511th Regiment, a! lous plunders that are afoot on .
Lighly-trained unit which al took nd, it is time to become n dse 0 ire
part in Exercise Southern Pine last | ynlimber the ghootin’ irons to [
summer, ike part in the fray to mix it [ |
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The current exercise, involving | with the gentry who are going In Mount Joy
| more than 30,000 soldiers, is desig= | through our hillfold, as the count- and Vicinity Sunday family dinners will be served starting at
| ned to teach techniques of Arctic | yy nears the Falls, like the Roman 1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and
~— BY — warfare and to test Winter equip- Empire before us. Turkey.
ment. Fort Campbell, Ky, is the | Now, nice people, you know pre- |
A WIS E O Ww L | home station of the division. cisely and exactly what ails us— 1 - | Re
Breneman, a squad leader with | you know that a full-fledged Eu- ; i |
< Company F, entered the Army on | pope-tvpe free Socialis . oi : — : = —
Now that Birthington's Washday Rep any 1950 a Tom] pes ype free Spending pi Sl, emer = EVENINGS MATINEE | |
ly 4 OVL hovers over our ation, a y |
is over we can all go back to work For { . HIGH RIFLEMEN WON | | -
ort Benning, Ga. Parachute school | made relfare regalia and E SHoOws ATURDAYS \
again, | on 21. 10% Wade Up I welfare are oming vents. masce win LAMPETER | EYES EXAMINED BY 7 avd 9100 PM 5 -
| De | Prontising Secughy ight Tb ani in The Mount Joy High School Rifle | RPROINTMENY/ ROAY THEATRE oA
————— | ¢ voun V 8 wCNoo |
: A Before entering the Army he at- [to the undertakers front door bi 3, The L: tean i Lgl hy iflemen fr 1 SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS
A doctor treated a guy here In tended Mount Joy High school and | yoy savvy all his—-100 per cent yy i wary 2 1 th SL H - po I an DR. S. LIS RL Mount Joy, Pa 2 hui
\ "™ atio ave i : : ales : Men's asses ol ue Vest Lampete gh 488-473. SH ROA,
town and the patient gave him a | Franklin and Marshall College But, what do you do. You fever el oF dl oh Ee en np 3 i 7 RIST J
check in payment for his bill. ee ree take your pen in hand and write serve a supper at the Landisville a w I in io oa i ol 59 “ET STREET FRIDAY — SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 29 - MARCH 1
About ten days later Doc met | ii Y, Al dv fo New ore : EL 4:30 3:00 1. with 99 3arnhart, 9
Wi id: “I he oll Hi You All: Howdy from New | ycur senator. Most senators are I ire Hall fon to 50 bp Borer rs, 97: cid Brande] ETHTOWN ROBERT TAYLOR — DENISE DARCEL -in-
the patient and said: “I hate to te Mexico, the land of red men, Hue | pretty good at reading—even be 7 une Br B Sm s, 97; Hr
you this but your check came | gkies, white sands, purple sage and | tween the 1 ouse, Lal ners with WH. ou 99
: y bk 1 WIS, Pum L SHES And | tween ine Lines. Ladies Auxiliary. Th ; Dail to 1 and 2 to 5 “WwW t d Th WwW im it
aol i" ‘ . “ ? : he West Lampeter scores were: 8 o 1 and 2 to W n |
back. : down-right gawdy sunsets. Color-| And now. sisters and brothers,| Friday, April 4 — at the Legion Magseinan o Se 1 1 oy or Eve s: Tues. & Sat. 6:30 - 8 es ar e 0 e i
The patient replied: “I too, hate ful?....they call this the “Land of | nice people, it's time to start shoot- Home, Easter Smoker by Post No. ° yg Be os a V0, Wy fe | No Hours Thursday FIRST FEATURE SATURDAY 545 P. M.
to. mention it Doc but so did my | Enchantment” and if you can’t get | in'—and especially with November 185 Club of Mt. Joy American Le- | we oo od Been PHONE: 334) i
gout.” enchanted here, then you just ain't | in the near offing—and don't blame 210% 1 : { i
: yt Bu 8 t April 3 and 4—the Junior Class 1 . i MO MARCH 3
enchantable. { me if vou ‘wake up some A. M. and of N i When a star precedes the num- | ‘ i
e I ) i s M. of M. J. H. S. will present al Tee : |
Haven't heard anything since but | Traveling in New Mexico is an | find a Bureau Boy ensconced on fighting Littles, in the high school | ber on some U. 8. currency, it in- | | KEEFE — SALLY FORREST -in- i
1 have an idea they will compro- | amazing experiecne that whips you | your own doorstep, and telling you| auditorium. - le glows that the bill 2 a substitule | | oF |
mise. back through history so fast that| where to get off. TE Wi ted to repiace one that was worn | f Ii 99 i
you almost start looking for dino- Yours with the low down. Blesyiody Heads CI on or defective. | | I anner ine !
SEE 1 2 NY reile giv +! NOT everybody reads circular ad- we teem Af lf mo | |
In one of the lower grades back | Saurs on the road. Every nue Sel JIMMIE vertising ft their door step A Hab 11 k {
ct school the teacher asked a boy | You more respect for the pioneers | = "a rte aires ay CA RUA 1S han Hi [ J TUESDAY, MARCH 4 }
if Jo . il running who made the same trip by oxcart The width of United States ships | | . |
if the clock was still running. ! Mr. dnd Mrs. 'P. Ribmond Miller. | ; A | as ici an ... : |
He replied: “Nope. Its standin’ and your hair roots tingle when Jr. Hi h Basket | (Mr, and 1 Is . Rayn one Bet cer, is de teymined by the Panama | WALTER PIDGEON — ANN HARDING -in-
" HES. 61 Mop oe Mcunt Joy Ri, announce the birth nal, and the height by » Brook- |
: eyo TN you pass spots where settlers we ) al, 1 the height by the Brook
stil] waggin’ its tail. you pass spots where settlers were bo ; : : 66 9"
massacred and scalped. (From page 1) |of a daughter Monday. lyn bridge | | n nown an
ov | . i aL iE]
Jim Krall told us that he thinks The road takes you back to the fe out in front from the first — |
a gold digger is a girl Who mines signatures of Coronado and DeVar= period on, and were never in dan- . - . . A ‘ “pn || i WEDNESDAY THURSDAY, MARCH 5-6
her own kusiness. gas hundreds of years before in- { ger. Score: Sha rks Oil Serves As Satisfactory : | — ' "
seribed on stone, and to the crumb- | Mt, Joy Jr. iG FI TMi. \ DANE CLARK — BEN JOHNSON -in-
2. — iver suid of o Drehistovie - puakl; an - 5 FR mm op o_o . ¢ :
One of our police officers says| INE of a prehistoric pueblo | Ashenfelter wo wt Barometer For Thrifty Individuals | > ma ae
nat th 1 py dri that was once six stories high with | A he PET 10 : a y “Fort Defiance” xn
{aa ; a woma river : Metz : es > 2 |
sg Sony ume a won h 800 rcoms; and then somebody us- i tz . G °
gives you half of the rcad is when : 2 Weber “ia 1 0. 2
x a walling ually cracks wise about the poor | Hallgren : Sp 1 1
Hes g. Janitor who had to keep the joint | Beaston . £010 0 the Federal Deposit sn
Ss D Ee 5 i Kk i clean. Then on down the road vou Bisley . “re 0 0 0 [ Insurance Corporation FT ares |
x : past lav: eds and nos:
veatrilequist snores double because 0 k a ot. A a X ou "I Mackinson . 0 0 0
Bo Ties two voices tracks to Carlsbad Caverns where Becker 4 250 0 0
he 464 a thousand years me no more rr Top ua 1 y
TE i J than a tick of a watch Total 21 2 50 i
At Florin a man bawled his dau- OR ' . wk )
5 . This is the land of the Chisolm Ephrata Jr. GG Fi Il
ghter out for being up late with | Trail i roll i Wo Adan | A
. a ) attie vars, an v Adams 3
her Toy friend. i fights, and men who drew too slow Stoner 1 0 2
She said: “Exactly what mother and died f Billy the Kid V. Adams .... 1 1 3
3 ant red fas 0 the Kid |
told me—times haven't changed a Who is at For: Si ily Dietzel 4 0 11
zit since you were a boy. Who 15 vunied at Jor! Sumner and Doster 0 0 0
kh or Kit Carson, whose remains lie at | Hess . ee 0 0 0
A Rome 1 told Taos. Modern highways whiz you ol . : 2
woman on Route ol our . )
ast tae gras: wn ruts of the | . :
local carnier she had a notion to a oy : Te: iy ; : jf 1 Horst er ly 0 9 e veeta heese 2-lbs ‘ tC)
. - S: c e o l il «AS eg ———
put a sign on. their mail box: “Post and the route of ihe famous Bi Total 9 TT on ORIN, PENNA.
i a he route of the famous But- otals ink 5 25
No Bills! terfield Stage Coaches Scove by periods: Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930
A tad 1 i Fifty thousand Indians can't be ON Joy . . 3 oi 3 12 30-tf “p
particular lady here in town] _ i A “ | E RATA .. ‘ 4 8 2-23 i
A J wrong for there are still that many 4 isa | ! ch k t”’ f es |
went to one of cur banks and after hora lichen A EL phan Referees: Mearig & Borger | €a das e€ 0 i
short while said: “Now that I've ere ving the primitive life of TE —— er Electric 1
§ Short while sald: "vow 1a | their ancestors, weaving the fam-| pap ; ny TTING | LOCAL STAYMAN
proven who I am, have you some | ppc co 0 wi FARM WOMEN MEETING and Gas
oe 5 avaj( rugs and wating out lot ot 1
means of identification to rove | ; A demonstration on lamp shade
that you a teller in thi Kk” colorful turquoise and silver jew- covering was given, at a meeting of Also Specialize O T C °
at you are a teller ir is bank Sees g given, at |
Just then the cashier fainted es RB I" ( Farm Wome n’s Soci iety No. 8 at the FARM MACHING DING | r A hoice Steak |
Jetweer swel y lamo er . |
etweer ell and home of Mrs. Scott Heisey, at AND EQU I

do stretches the beautiful
seems as {hough some our . a :
It seems as ii ough some of 1 of the Apache tribes. Wate}
Rheems last week
away on foolish g
town folks are determined hiv Shiny : ii vn : 1 i
thin their Se ow Loosing deer of Che Shien THE FARM oa
thin Income, no matter how ; : { fi
w er Income, no matter usly painted Apache Devil Dancers || ei 0 me 1

Roach, master of the LAWN MOW
Ison,” as he fingered an |
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icky-looking white liquid. ’
skipper said on his last | over
Se Yells From Our Fresh Meat Department |

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much they must borrow to do it. and listening vo their wierd pagan a ; N elding Shop
- chant ring Co gg Toye QUESTION ust0! “and it makes the most ign nsive barometer known to 1
: i : 5 hants brings to mind stories of seafare 0 ve on to explai en a storm threatened the ’ | i 1
Whenever you near it said that | their dre ded rand N= BOX shark's Tn ke: nr re Hear of the a jes \ Jorn tu) fT he ny. JOY, PA, . Phone 3-593 1 Bab oods for
there is a beautiful tie between | ine. alton ; eo 1 bubbles. He h $ For © zallon tor his New England. friends Delta and Marietta Streets i y | f
father and son, the son is protably warnath le Bi by BILL GIVENS to be picked up in Trinidad. “I don’t mind ge ting the oil for them, but | | { i
wearing it. arpa : | Radio Farm Director, Station KYW the bottles cost me thre » cents each,” the “Lady Nelson's” skipper | . | |
- yo ie ever in Now 2 Fron > ALW. Fleetwooq! comme as he put JS own bottle in his cabi net and locke 4 it. Dr. H.C. Killheffer (SUN-MAID) |
2 August, don't miss the Inter-Trib- | 3D No. 3, Pa. | 3
See a pin and pick it up al Indian Ceremonial at Jallup. It Q.—What is the safest time to | Optometrist 15
And luck is sure to find you; one of the most colors od TH turn ny herd oui on Sudan Grass? | q AN 7 | e S -0ZS 6
a viol Sa Re colortul ant 1Hor= | Ans,—It is safest to turn the hera CeIn 5 ¢ evin MANHEIM { p
Unless, of eourse, R tension track gettable sights in the world. { on Sudan Grass after the pasture | 163 S. Charlotte st.” !
Is coming clese behind you. This is the land of Lb ) —_— has reached a nb || Telephone 5.3376
rT lakes and extinct volcanos. | hel gh ! of Is) Did You Jnow? Mon. ¢& Wedngs# 9.5:20 | )
We heard tell of a man who had ,,. . : | inches or more, Tues. \Fri. spf 7.9 P. M. i >
great green mountains that tower The only time VERY YEAR 1 S 0 ee
en exceptional blgod hound that | 15 re Sie te Yo . ©
d he d i 12,000 feet of fabulous white sands this grass may | | AMERICANS SPEND: i Tues. Fri. Sat i
was so goo ne tracke wn the * have a pois 3 9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. i» : :
goo 0 —. .thousands of acres of snow | have a poisoning | $155 MILLION 2 ™ |']| “Let us show/fou how this is the most inexpensive coffee
man who received a pint of his| 1:0 cna effect is when OR DKERCHIEFS 3 ELIZABETHTOWN "
white Sahara ant ovawilh is or { ¥ b f
master’s blood. And the guy was Niece. : plant growth is 15 E. High St. { You can buy.
i th » d mid Bt. oe Most awesome of all....Carlsbad | checked by] | Telephone 24.F |! -
over two thousand miles away. Caverns where iT 1 A drought, frost, >
Caverns where a hall milion peo- | 8 drought, os | ———'|| "WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE LINE OF FANCY FOODS,
4 ac year descen inte he iter hak iy
A certain lady here told me that d into the ing. If the grass STOP SPENDING FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY OR AN EVENING SNACK
does cause trou-

bowels of the earth to gasp at the | & +” ; 4 .
on ot fs Bis : gasp at the |
faye > on fo tan wonder of nature sixty million | ows oan he ver cated = ~ nn ; I 815 to $50 for having your Septic
ght owl Into a homing pigeon. years in the making. How far these | FITC OF and water . i then | AND L ION : Tensor Cesspool WE HAVE A COMPLETE SELECTION
on caverns extend, nobody knows but | call the vet. 2200 Lior | USE SEPTJIFEED y
tan 2 EYE: F407 OF ALL AMERICAN | A Tose
y Mr 'F.B atfie >a | Do ° | ad 3 formula, guar A
miles are lighted. Here nearly 1.600 lk. Tog wes, Pa Pan EYE- TE Wear INDUSTRIAL WORKERS ARE | ane a3 Jom ind minimize he NORRIS FANCY FOODS
feet below the surface of the earth, | \ppear to cat the short grass in a VISUALLY UNQUALIFIED Fine on eptiglfianks, cesspools and }
are unbelievably beautiful forma- | Pasture and quite often by-pass FOR THE goss Jusy ARE | outside toflets. The World f
i the longer, greener and obviously DOING. SCIENTIFI { | ce ‘or C ’ Finest”
EYE-CARE COULD BRING | J & SONS |
THE FIGURE DOWN TO 87%. | A. H. MUMMA HARDWARE
more appetizing mature growth to
| ron ras | “Top Quality-Low Prices Every Day” ||
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HERE IS A REAL

A fellow from Drytown asked
Clyde Eshleman how much those
$4 shoes were in the window.
Clyde told him $2 a foot.

37 miles have been explored and 7!

tions in a sparkling fairyland of

There's a certain chap here in enormous rooms, { aot at it? |
own admits that there are thirty This is the land where the old| Ans.—The truth of the matter is |
percent. more men in mental hos- West still lives that the shorter grass actually is
pitals than women but he comes ! by far the most appetizing. The pro-

in the glow of camp |

fires and cowb Oy songs at 1 i i i
3 ten : Ry ? ¢ undup. | rein is concentrated in the short
right back with the question: “Who Where ; rat
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molded things so [grass whereas the same amount | J F J a
put them there?” wonderous and de | must spread itself thinner to run Our yey. ASSES
cglored them so

- has 4 the full length of the long grass. | FREQUENTLY i 3 |
beautifully that cfght million acres SHOULD BE i OP PO ORT L NITY
Husband: “Why does a woman | have been set {side in i From—Mr enwenissvilie CHECKED AND SERVICED | NOW'S
say she’s been shopping when she | poke for the pute enjovment of 1B, oe : TO MAINTAIN PERFECT NOW'S the tinic to invesgfn
hasn’t bought a thing?” the traveler. Its bathed jit sunshine | Q.— Is it worth my while to pick FIT OF MOUNTING MUSSE Re |
Wife: “For the same reason that | every day and the nights ae ed “ ipples o y ih 1 have an abi. AND EFFICIENCY 1 SO 1 MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE
ry fre 5 pa . pr Sl WE HBL are BNL | ance, and feec 1Iem to my cattle? . : |
a man says he has been fishing with a golden moon and sterling | Do apples have any feed value? | OF LENSES . PHONE 3-3034 MANHEIM 57811 (}
when he hasn't caught a thing. silver stars. Enchanted? Amigo, | . AnS.—Yes, there is food value in | ® ITE CROSS | er ee tama
: adn. re] droppings, And if you have :either | . Nh , » . I
I'm overwhelmed. Adios P h time or man 4 ~ ® ROCK CROSS
’ ‘nough me or anpower to go nC ROSS i
That should keep you until next CORRINE MARKLEY. wound the .orchard and pick up | GoLor BLINDNESS akg 1052 FOUR. REST YEARS i
week. ! WAVE Us Navy | Your droppings, by all me ans do so. | SELDOM CAUSES TRAFFIC np: 3 eT WITH « aga RIGHT THIS WAY
A WIBE OWL | reece > | You will ‘find steers reacting ACCIDENTS, REDP-GREEN || x 'R LEGHORNE
rarest es quige favorably to the idea. How- — + M R LEGHORNS {
Th . $91 0S: Tn ov a word of caution. Don't feed BLAS A | A mw 4 = 3 L A D | E S
the new $210,000 Salome Evan- | THE BULLETIN too many lest your steers become | SIGN LIGHTS BECAUSE { Noval pens, fee ry avaible 5 To The !
gelical United Brethren Church at intoxicated. AL LIGHT. aE »
Columbia will be dedicated Sun- || Is on sale each week at Kulp's | | Hear Bill Gi daily THEY re JELLO Rae MUSSER BEST BARGAINS in TOWN f
ivens ily on the '
day, March 30. News Agency and Tyndall's “KYW Farm Hour" 5:30-6:30 a.m. NP BLU EEN LEGHORN FARMS In Our
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