4=The Bulletin, Mount Joy. Pu. hur day, January 311. 1952
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JUNIOR HIGH LEAGUE

Mount Joy Junior High tean
ontinues its last p
eight straight victorie Friday
game 1 i
victars I in a ! 1
Viiller and h
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Talk about a dirty dig,
one that would not onl; stop Mount Jov Ji G Fl HN
clock but a truck. A t 1
A lady living up town
East Main street woman she has 1
known for years but never really £1 0
liked, at the Post office. The uptown °°" a
woman said “Why - - = = = = - '} Be er 0
You look like a million.” B 1 1
The down town lady thanked her |! (
very kindly but couldn't under- | Total 0 9 Mol i"
stand the courtesy and remarked: |
“Just what do you mea
Other Jr. Hi. Scores
n, dollars or | ym \NHEIM 17
years?” MOUN ) 11 11
When you get on youl
friend Jim Krall you must arise reas FANDINGS
5 i > NINOS
early and keep your wi oo
Jim was making round Feams Ww. L
when a lady or ted t ! b
bawl him out be as she ,. : : fy
fan m Centr: H 3 625
claimed she found a piece of an] Hemi
auto tire in the hamburger. |
But Jim was right there with the |
retried “My | COUNTY HIGH
remarked: M
when he
\
answer

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dear lady, that is just another il ik
1 nt 8)
lustr atic of how the automobile i
3 ficier
replacing the horse
When I was a kid my mcth
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sisted that I carry an onion in
1 th 1
ok w ric
n 0 ! ih
. I Q
IY rl
1
Judge 1
oa 11
picked up on |
the Joshua wh {
still?”
Joshua: “No sah, yer honah, ah
: : x pai Hi ( I'l Ii
is the Joshua who made the moon- | , . 1
shine still.” | Het ( 0 Ww
——— |
1 1S a
A tobacco farmer was asked 9
: H 0
why he refused to allow his daugh- : 2
ed 11 ii i )
ter to enroll at College. Fvan 1 0 )
“Wal,” he replied, “I st 1
tin" mad when the; Lotals
to the Registrar's office to matricu . ;
' i( [J 1 19 8
ate, but by cracky, I st v t n A 15 11 14 12
foot down when they said she had Referees—I l
to use the same curriculum as th Other Leagu core
men!’
| { |
Kersey Frank
tough to save
il OF QW
way it keep

mcuse, ran up hi
was so badiy frigat
right thru the window. Get
tell you about i i
Two West Done
rere discussing their

irent of our off
when one said: “We
lucky. Se

touches turn:
i 1 ar {
The cther Ig :
1 , ( tine
then you a million. :
tim almost, to
They I Re lance
dvr ]- } wh 1d +} INC
only piace in the world that
cream of the crop 5
separator ; : h
ld-wi
Harry Darrenk:
tomer, ‘never { ery ones
till i Ww re impressing |
| with 1 iperior and lavish
A chip from 1 arden variety
: ker
can have a swell time by drinking
We know as well & we know 2
a aaliori of . 1I0W as w as we know 2
2 | 2 on. and Jeffer-
and { 1, and Jeffer
—————— |
said we
yout, They
own
A hobo asked a lady for food and
“Sure I'll give you some
that pile
business-
as that
1 | min | ou
she said: ud ou
their methe ye nl imle
thing but first, do you see their method was as simple
it worked. Lock at us now-——our
of wood over there? |
i i
He said: “Yes lads tail over the dash-board—an in-
’ > tax ve oY 1n MW, Oy Y |
see it but you won't see me saw jt.” Come tax gent around every cor-
ner—still acting half pixilated—
| ;
and in del 1 y our collar but-
You know, this column would be it t up to our collar but
tc
a little longer this week - - - but - “i
kin I help I can’t spell so good - ( vith the low down, i)
- = = Anyway, Greiner can’t make JIMMIE |
me believe that “Hunce” Shatz rs |
thinks a Shuffleboard is something | pm
pte war BUM ei 1» Adveriig,
Pays sD Dividends |

meee hier
When in need of Printing: (any- |
NEWTOW N a
family, over the

knew what they |”
and Mrs.
Sunday.
visited Mi
of Ironville,

hr 1 Mrs. George Reigle, Jr,
W visited Mus.
mR. D nd oy on Wag wow pr Sunday.
tmer of Harrisbu isited Mi Guy Winters and children, |
{ Mrs. Oliver W id fan f Manheim visited Mr. and Mrs. |
on S fa Abram Gamber Saturday.
Vi t I | Visitors during the past week of |
ley I R. H. Arndt were,| Mrs. Lillian Witmer were Mrs
) Vrs. Rec Mi Frances | Pearl Breman, Mt, Joy R. D,, Mr. |
Millersville M; Edga nd Mrs, Wilbert Witmer, and sons
[ 1 Conestoga, Mis f East Petersburg and relatives
I Lar ir. A nd friends of the community.
iffman, Milton Grove, and Vt Roy Gephart, of Mt. Joy, |
I M ; Wi EF ited Mr. and Mrs. William Fogie
Sunday
I Arthur Kauffman, who re-| Mpg, Minnie* Geltmacher, of Kin
it the | IR nd Mrs. | derhook alled on Mrs. Katie
Arndt, | Sat= | Moore, and Mr. and Mrs. Maurice
raa | Frysinger on Sunday
Visi M nd M Aristice| Mr, and Mrs. Eddie Isler and
Vittle, on Sunday were, Mrs. Lil-| family visited Mr. and Mrs. Theo-
Hon 1, and daughic and! dore Salter, of Selinsgrove, on Sun-
Id } Fl 1 Myr. Joseph | day
Wittle and daughter Judy, Colum~| Sunday visitors of Mr. and. Mrs.
ir. Wittle, Columbia Jacob Erb, were Mr. Howard Erb, |
) i 1 and M Ragner | and daughter Jean, and Miss Min- |
i M Joy. nie Erb, Mt. Joy R. D. |
t f Mi id Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Victor Snyder visit- |
i re, M and M:s.| ed at the home of Norman Snyder,
1 and son Jackie of, E'town R. D. on Sunday.
Ig ind Mr. and Mrs. Ja 5 Mrs. Edith Erb was Monday din- |
iley 1d ildren, Joyce, Bobbie, | ner guest of Mr. and Mrs. Norman |
| Jack, of Mt. Joy { Brosey, of Silver Springs. |
1 Bertha K. Stopp: Mi | Mr. and Mrs. William Haines en- |
Id Stoppard and sons, of Iron-| joyed a trip to Florida to visit their |
lle, Mrs. Minnie Geltmacher and | daughter, son-in-law, and grand-|{|
R of Kinderhook, visited | scn, Mr. and Mrs. Giles Urban and |
ind M Earl Geltmacher and] son, Billie, who were former resi- |
weekend. dents of Newtown.
hirley Ann Witmer, daugh- Mr. and Mrs. John Wittle Jr., of |
f Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Witmer, | Florin were Sunday dinner guests |
ebrated her 14 th birthday on]of Mr. and Mrs. Victor Snyder.
sunday, January 27th. Mrs. Cora Myers of Kinderhook, |
Vi ind Mrs. Irvin Witmer and] called on relatives in town on Sat-|

Seeing is Believing

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Grass FOR SPECTACLE LENSES 1S MADE FROM
A VARIETY OF RAW MATERIALS. CVER 100 COMBI NATIONS
ARE USED TO PRODUCE THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF
GLASS REQUIRED TO CORRECT EVERY TYPE OF VISUAL
ERROR, SAYS THE BETTER VISION INSTITUTE.
Did Hok Pew?
EVERY YEAR AMERICANS
SPEND: S200 MILLION
FOR NECKTIES .s»
oo
ox
fy
«es AND ONLY
S200 MILLION For
EYE-CARE AND
EYE-WEAR.
The SUN HAS ALREADY
SET WHEN YOU SEE
ITS LAST RAYS. IT TAKES
ti ABOUT & MINUTES FOR
THEM TO REACH
THE EARTH.
(i

PROGRAMS
MATCH THE EYES
TO THE JOB.
SHARP NEAR-POINT
VISION |S REQUIREL
FOR SOLDERING
SMALL PARTS.

oe enim
AL ) WEATHER Wl! Hs- 1]

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a i
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— \/
“Fon
RING DAMAGE FROM
HIGH WINDS, TWO ARIZONIANG
ONCE TRIED "ANCHORING THEIR
. ROOF 8y ROPING IT TO THEIR BED 4
BUT WHEN THE WINDS CAME, ROOF,
BED AND MEN TOOK OFF ==
ANP VFLEW” Z00 YARDS/

. a Te,
N JAN. 22,1943, THE TEMPERATURE
CHANGED RAPIDLY IN RAPID Ci1Y,5.D.
—IN 5 MINUTES IT DROPPED FROM
° 10 13°..... ELEVEN MINUTES §
LATER IT ZOOMED TO SO ° AND IN
ANOTHER 4 MINUTES FELL TO 17° =e
A TOTAL FLUCTUATION OF IN
20 MINUTES
Bois OF POTTER, NEBRASKA, THOUGHT
“THE SKY FELL IN ON THEM IN 1928.
DURING A HAILSTORM,ONE MISSLE WAS
WEIGHED IMMEDIATELY AFTER FALLING . IT |
SCALED ONE AND A HALF POUNDS /

GAR A GE

RAN Ah ~
DA
2 Cone THE PROPER Yr
ANTI-FREEZE 15 NO WINTER
WHIM A STANDARD -PRICED
PRODUCT LIKE ZERONE PROTECTS
4 OUT OF 5 CARS « PREMIUM |
PRICED ANTI-FREEZE LIKE + |
\ ZEREX 1S FOR SPECIAL
yo TRING CONDITIONS

of, TENPERATURES Aso \
OCCURRED IN CHICAGO WN 190%. C\TY'S
SOUTH SIDE HAD |4 INCHES OF SNOW + *
BUT~THE SAME DAY. THE NORTH SIDE |
. BASKED IN SUNSHINE, WITHOUT A
SHALE SNOWFLAKE / .

thing) kindly remember the Bulletin’
Johny urday
{ tution, s:
| with
|
Bryson,
| England
* The Theodore Walters: family
moved back to Lancaster after a
so-journ of three Wears in our fair
town.
Mrs. Lillian Witmer was admits
ted to the St. Joseph Hospital on
Tuesday, as a medical patient,
pester at Sop
SALUNGA

Mr. and Mrs. Henry Hiestand
spent two days last week in New
| York City prior to meeting their
| daughter, Mrs. Richard Bryson,
who returned on the S. S. Consti-
ling from Gibraltor, Mrs.
spent some time in Italy
husband, Dr. Richard
who was with the sixth
fleet in the Mediterranean. She and
officers wives toured
Italy, Austria, Germany, France,
and Spain,
Ervson
her
ome of the

FRI. EVENING, FEB. 1st
SQUARE and DANCING
HOTEL BAINBRIDGE
il and THURSDAY NITES
Steamed Clams 2c each

|

Mount Joy Legion
SATURDAY, FEB. 2nd
BOB ROTHFUS
“The of Rhythm”
10 36 1:00 A. M
SUNDAY, FEB. 3rd
Jack Davis & His Orchestra
9:00 TO 12:00

ORDER A CASE TODAY!
ANNUA
NORRIS FANCY

17th Annual Meeting
of the
Lancaster County Farm Bureau
Co-operative Association
to be held in the
GUERNSEY BREEDER'S SALES PAVILION
Wednes., 6 —10:00 a. m.
{ the year's operations
Elegfion of Directors
by County Agent M. M, Smith

Address Fly
Dr. R: Schlosser, Head of English Dept.
Elizabethtown College
EVERYONE WELCOME’ BRING THE FAMILY
Free Lunch Wilt Be Served
4-2

MATINEE
SATURDAYS
AND
HOLIDAYS
2:00 P. M.
EVENINGS
SHOWS
7 and 9:00 P.M
SATURDAYS
6-8-10 P. M,
THEATRE
Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1 - 2
TONY MARTIN — JANET LIMGH
“TWO TicRers 10 BROADWAY”
UESDAY, FEBRUARY 4 - §
f COLBERT — ANN BLYTH
-in-

MONDAY
CLAUDET
~in-
“Thu der On The Hill”
wi ESDAY — THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6 - 7
LUCILLE BALL — JOHN AGAR
‘Magic Carpet”

-in-

FRIDAY — SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 8 - 9
BURT LANCASTER — JODY LAWRENCE
| “Ten Tall Men”

~in-
‘Use Our Classitied Column — It Pays
CANNED FOODS! :
L SALE
CANNED FOODS
‘“WORLD’S FINEST’

Size Regular Cost Cost Cost You
Can Price 2 Doz Dozen Case Save
NORRIS FANCY CATSUP : ests #14 oz. Bot. 25¢ 1.35 2.55 4.98 1.02
NORRIS FANCY PURE WHITE MEAT TUNA 1 an dlc 2.19 429 16.49 3.19
NORRIS FANCY APPLE SAUCE .. . greens wig No. 303 e180 85¢ 1.59 3.09 5lc
| NORRIS FANCY WHOLE PEELED APRICOTS | No. 22 39c¢ 2.29 4.35 8.39 97c¢
| NORRIS FANCY ROYAL AN CHERRIES . 3 7 No. 2'2 55¢ 3.15 6.09 11.98 122
NORRIS FANCY ROYAL AN CHERRIES . fe. No. 1 35¢ 1.99 3.89 7.49 9lc
NORRIS FANCY RED SOUR PITTED CHERRIES No. 2 25¢ 1.39 2.69 5.19 8lc
| NORRIS FANCY FRUIT COCKTAIL No. 2)2 45¢ 2.59 4,99 9.89 91c
| NORRIS FANCY FRUIT C TAIL No. 1 29c¢ 1.65 3.19 6.29 67¢c
| NORRIS FANCY GRAPEFRUIT HEARTS No. 2 20c 1.09 2.09 4.09 71c
| NORRIS FANCY OLE FASHION ELBERTA ALVES PEACHES No. 2V2 45c 2.59 4.95 9.59 1.21
NORRIS FANCY OLE FASHION SLICED/JELBERTA PEACHES No. 2'2 45¢c 2.59 4.95 9.59 1.21
NORRIS FANCY YELLOW CLING H S PEACHES No. 22 37c 2.05 3.99 7.79 1.09
NORRIS FANCY YELLOW (CLING SLICED PEACHES No. 22 37¢ 2.05 3.99 7.79 1.08
{ NORRIS FANCY BARTLET} PEARY... = = = No. 2V2 49c 2.79 5.39 10.69 1.07
NORRIS FANCY BARTLE No. 1 32¢ 1.85 3.59 6.99 69c
NORRIS FANCY HAWAIIAN SU{CED PINEAPPLE No. 2V2 39c 2.09 4.09 7.98 1.38
NORRIS FANCY HAWAIIAN PINEAPPLE CHUNKS No, 2V2 39c 2.03 4,09 7.98 1.38
NORRIS FANCY PURPLE DEAUXE PLUMS = No. 2'2 28c¢ 1.65 3.19 6.19 77c
| NORRIS FANCY MAM TH ALL-GREEN ASPARAGUS SPEARS . No. 2 53c 2.79 5.49 10.89 1.83
| NORRIS FANCY ALL-GR N CUT-SPEARS ASPARAGUS. No. 300 28¢c 1.65 3.18 6.19 1.43
NORRIS FANCY CUT X BEANS No. 303 2lc 1.15 2.19 4.19 85¢c
NORRIS FANCY CUT GREENBEANS ..... = No. 303 2lc 1.15 2.18 4,19 85¢c
NORRIS FANCY FRENCH STYLE GREEN BEANS No. 303 17¢ 99c 1.89 3.69 39c
NORRIS FANCY TINY GREEN LIMA BEANS No. 303 29¢ 1.59 3.09 5.98 98c
NORRIS FANCY FORD-HOOK LIMA BEANS No. 2 25¢ 1.35 2.59 4.98 1.02
NORRIS FANCY RED KIDNEY BEANS in sauce No. 303 15¢ 85¢c 1.58 2.98 52c¢
NORRIS FANCY SLICED BEETS .......... No. 2 17¢ 95¢ 1.79 3.49 59¢
| NORRIS FANCY TINY WHOLE BEETS No. 2 23c 1.35 2.59 4.98 54c
| NORRIS FANCY CRUSHED GOLDEN No. 303 20c 1.08 2.09 4,09 71c
| NORRIS FANCY WHOLE GOLDEN CORN No. 303 20c 1.09 2.09 4.09 71c
| NORRIS FANCY WHOLE WHITE GORN No. 303 20c 1.09 2.09 4.09 7c
| NORRIS FANCY TINY SWEET PFAS No. 303 27¢ 1.59 3.09 5.98 50c
| NORRIS FANCY JUMBO SWEET PEAS No. 303 19¢ 1.09 2.09 3.98 58¢c
NORRIS FANCY .. . ~~ ~~" No. 303 25¢ 1.35 2.59 4.98 1.02
NORRIS FANCY HAND-PACKED WHOLE TOMATOES No. 2 25¢ 1.35 2.59 4.98 1.02
NORRIS FANCY TOMATO JUICE enna, \ 46 oz. 3ic 1.69 3.29 .: +43

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