4—The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa.,
OWL LAFFS Weekly Letter
sme. By Penna. State
Game Comission, |
Thursday, September 13, 1951

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nimrods have
their
Pennsylvania's
i asked to restrain
patience to get special licenses to
hunt anterless deer and to use |
bow and arrow against buck deer.
Secretary of Revenue Otto F. Mes~
sner points out that the jew licens-. |
ing bills only became law recently,
and that his department had not yet
received application and license |
forms from the printer.
“Our License Section is being
swamped with requests for these
two types of permits,” he disclos-
—BY— ed. “Since the proper forms are |
WIS I OWL not yet available, we have no alter- |
native but to return the money to |
“Daddy,

A
Little ' Tommy
electrician?”
was Bengamin Franklin the
His Daddy repled: “No.
was the first electrician. He
ished the spare parts for the first
- We'll bet his
dis-
the senders. We suggest that hunt- |
ers wait until September 20 before |
sending in for archery licenses, a
until October 1 for the anterless |
deer licenses.”
The Secretary reminded hunters |
that there is plenty of time. The |
state-wide season for hunting’ buck |
with bow and arrow runs from |
October 15 to 27 inclusive, except |
Sunday the 21st, and that the days |
on which anterless deer may be
killed are December 14 and 15. |
Each County Treasurer, as well |
asked.
first
Adam
furn-
loud speaker.” - -
wife wasn't within
tance.
hearing
On their 25th wedding anniver- |S the Revenue Department, can |
lori ih issue licenses to hunt anterless
sary a Florin spouse interrupte deer, Messner explained, but the
licenses come from the De-
In both |
hér usual stream of chatter to ask,
“Well, Pa, do you realize what day
archery
partment of Revenue only.
this is?” cases, the applicant must have, al-
“Yep.” so, a current resident or nonresi-
ep: dent license to hunt. He emphasiz-
“Well, ain’t we gonna celebrate?” | oq that the State Game Commission
Pa scratched his head and then
issues no licenses. |
said, “How about minutes of
two Fishermen Frighten Geese

silence?” Late in July, Game Protector
Raymond M. Sickles, Linesville, re-
ported:
I just came in from lookin’ at
my “punkins” to see if I have a
prize winner to enter in the Com-
munity Exhibit. I have just one
trouble, I get too hungry for “pun=
kin” pie and by. the time the show
gets here I've used the “punkins.”
“Every evening before the open-
ing of bass season, 43 Canada geese
swam into a bay just south of the
Pymatuning spillway. A few days
cf the hectic fishing activity, plus
two causalties by a train, discour-
aged the birds from continuing to
come to this area to feed.
“Most of the young geese are
full-winged now and are beginning
to make short flights.”
Federal Funds Allocated
The U. S. Fish and Wildlife Ser-
vice reeently .announced that the
Pennsylvania Commission has been
allotted $695,899.70 of federal aid
for use on wildlife restoration pro-
jects over the Commonwealth.
The money is to be expended ov- |
er the Commission's 1951-52 fiscal |
year under provisions of the Pitt-
man-Robertson Act. This sum is
almost double the allocation for the
last fiscal year, which was $354,-
123.31.
These monies derived from a tax
on firearms and ammunition pur-
chased, and are apportioned on the
bass of a state’s area and the num-
ber of licenses sold by it the pre-
ceding year.
Officer Slows Traffic |
Protect Grouse
Levi Whippo, R. D., Williamsport
tells about a July incident that
should quicken the pulse of any
grouse hunter.
He says: “With all the highway
kill of grouse in my District there
is still a good supply left. On an
evening recently, while traveling
on Route 87 near Barbours, I saw
several young grouse cross the
highway. I slowed traffic for about
15 minutes. In that time, 25 young
grouse crossed the highway there.
I know of four more that did not
cross. I saw no oldsgrouse with the
young. How many birds crossed be-
fore I saw them, or how many more
than four did not cross I do not
know, but 25 young birds in one
flock seems enough. Perhaps this
was several flocks of young grouse
that got together after losing their
mothers to highway traffic.”
Bear Puts Man Up Tree
At Lehighton, Game Protector
Elder D. Ramsey told this story a-
bout a farmer lad in his district
who was rulely interrupted in his
huckieberry picking in July.
It seems that as the boy walked
an oil line he was confronted by a
female bear with her two cubs.
The old lady snarled and arose on
her hind feet. Right then the young
man shinnled up a tree—fast.
Ramsey tells that the mama bear
circled the tree several times, then
dropped to all fours and lumbered |
away with her young. No statement |
on when the boy decided to return |
to earth, or whether he “lumbered”
or sprinted homeward.
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Those In Service
Almer Gene Tanis (CSSN), hus-
band of the former Nancy Funk, of
town, left Wednesday, September
12th on the Hospital ship US.S.
Consolation for overseas duty.
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LEAGUE GAME SUNDAY
The final Central City-County
League playoff game between East
Petersburg and Strasburg, will be
played Sunday, September 16th at
East Petersburg.

One of the bank clerks came in
sneezing loudly.
“Good heavens!” said a fellow
worker, “your cold is worse than it
was yesterday.”
“Yes,” replied the victim. “My
wife tried a remedy she read in the
newspaper suffering
from a typographical error.”
and now I'm

A beautiful blonde walked into
the gun department of Newcomers
Hardware store and said:
“Tell me, my good man, what size
gun will IT need to shoot a wolf
weighing 180 lbs. and six feet tall.”

I was waiting for a bus in front
of Woolworth’s 5 & 10 and in the
crowd standing there were 2 girls
They
yaketing a mile a minute when one
“A fresh guy tried to
pick me up on the street yesterday.
Boy, what an apartment he’s got!”
from town. were yakety-
exclaimed:
While I was in Lancaster I had
some business at the employment
agency. I had to wait a short time
and while I waited I
cne of the interviewing a
maid as to why she left her
position. She said she couldn’t stand
it because the master and mistress
were always quarreling.
“That must have been very un-
said the agency clerk.
“It shore were,” the girl declared
“they was at it all the time. When
it wasn’t me and him—it was me
and her!”
averheard
clerks
last
pleasant,”

I keep repeating that you cannot
set ahead of the kids of today and
here’s another incident to prove I
am right:
A baseball crashed thru the win-
dow near the grade school. Thirty
minutes later, the housewife ans-
wered a knock at the door and
found a small boy, who said, “I'm
sorry | broke your window, ma'am,
but here comes my father up the
street to fix it. Can I have my ball
back?”
The woman saw a man approach-
ing the house with a pane of glass,
so she returned the baseball, prais-
ing the boy for being so honest:
The broken glass was soon replac-
ed, at which point the man said,
“That will be one-fifty, ma'am.”
‘What are you charging me for?
she exclaimed. Wasn't that boy
your son?
Good gosh, ma’'m—ain’t you his
mother? - - - - See what I mean?

A friend of mine recently under-
went an operation to remove a con=
dition of many years. They remov-
ed a brass rail that had been pres-
sing against his foot.
2
I don’t know how I get to be
friends with? such’ characters. , One
fellow I know is a terrible. “heavy
drinker. The’ other night at a stag
party (we were supposed to be ‘at
ab s meeting in Baltimore) 1
got him so plastered that it took

the hotel clerk and the bellboy
both to ‘get me to, bed.y 1. 3
Rage
Little Jerry was sent to the A&P
for a pound of lima beans and when
they didn’t have any took home a
pound of jelly beans instead. After
all, beans is beans.

A WISE OWL |

| 'em complicated,
| of the
[not looking in the. direction
YHE LOW DOWN

Sportsmen To Pay
HICKORY GROVE $2 Added Bounty
S'mple things and how to make
that is the mode
If it is simple and
can
day.
something the
casy, like if you gave a little chunk
from, payroll each week you
will pile up an appealing little nest
egg for a wet or gloomy day, then
you are all wet yourself--old fash-
ioned. That is too simple. With
such simplicity you wouldn't need
a 4 story building a block long and
people savvy
your
| a block wide—like there are a doz-
| en of same lining the
Potomac—
and in which a 200,000 swivel chairs
make living comfortable for 200,000
appointees.
So to make it look like the boys
and girls there are earning their
salt—or even a part of same—things
must be gummed up, made
plicated and then solved by the
bright swivel chair crew.
com-
Samples of useless tomfoolery
like over in the Pentagon, where
the paper says, the floors were
slippery, so what do they do vers-
us just removing the wax, They
make a survey. It is indulged in
by the General Services Adminis-
tration, Department of Buildings
Management, the Bureau of Stand-|
ards division of Research and De-
velopment. They build a‘ machine
—a “Slipperiness tester.” After
weeks of testing, the device indicat-
ed that it was not slipperiness in
the first place, it was just people
they
were headed. So the 10 point ans-
wer the Survey Team came sup
with included “Face in the direct-
ion you are walking.”
Now folks, do you catch on to
why the income tax needs|
keep on pestering you.
Yours for the low down,
JIMMY
man

Brief News From
The Dailies For
For Killing Foxes
Monday evening thirty
members attended the monthly
meeting of the Mt. Joy Sportsmen's
Association at the Fire House.
It was reported that many farm.
about
ers are losing between twenty-five
to one hundred yearly,
which are killed by foxes. This year
{the Mt. Joy Sportsmen's will pay
two dollars for fox killed
within a radius of five miles. Many
farmers can afford and are willing
to pay one dollar dues to the asso-
chickens
each
ciation to aid in carrying out this
program. They will save many
more dollars in this control pro-
gram of foxes. The Association
would like the farmers, hunters and
trappers in our community to sup-
port the Club on killing off the fox-
es.

| Last year the Association started
|a groundhog contest which hunters
|enjoyed enteri ing.
The year before the Club started
a fish contest which our fishermen
{have been enjoying the past three
years. This year's winners were:
Trout contest, Brook trout, Allen
Schatz, 16% inches; Brown trout,
Clark Berrier, 16% inches: Rain-
bow trout, Bruce Greiner 18% in.:
Junior Division, Brook trout, Jay
C. Metzler, 143% inches.
Tney have added another game
reserve this year known as Florin
Farms, owned by Abner and Mus-
ser Wolgemuth, totaling 120 acres
in addition to Snyder's Orchard,
which they have had for a number
of years and makes a grand total
cf 210 game
| These two game reserves were al-
acres in reserve,
ways closed to public hunting and
[therefore does not take any ground
from the hunter.
Se A
FIELD TRIP ON SUNDAY
The Lancaster County Bird Club
will take a field trip to Hawk Mt.
next Sunday. Mrs. J. W. Bingeman,
on Donegal Springs Road, will be
leader. Meet at Stahr Hall, F.&M.

Quick Reading
This is the weck of two nearby |
fairs—York and Reading.
State Police caught five truck|
drivers carrying over weight rho
day.
The Army plans to use National
Guardsmen and regular units in
this country as replacements in|
Korea. [
A counterfeit $20 bill was re-|
ceived with a deposit at the Lan-|
caster County National Bank at|
Lancaster.
Burglars raided two Ephrata gar-|
ages, hauled away one they|
couldn’t open and left the other be-|
cause it was open. |
When a gas stove exploded in a
trailer at Lebanon it blew a 30+
year-old woman out the door. The)
trailer was completely destroyed]
by fire. |
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safe
SOCCER SCHEDULE
1951
Sept. 2—E. Hempfield - away.
Sept. 27—New Holland - home.
Oct. 2—West Lampeter - away.
Oct. 4—Manor - home.
Oct. 9—E. Hempfield - home. {
Oct. 16—New Holland - away. {
Oct. 18—W. Lampeter - home.
Oct. 23—Manor .. away.
HOCKEY SCHEDULE
Sept. 26—E. Lampeter, Away. |
Sept. 28—Manheim Central, Home. |
October 3—Elizabethtown, Away.
October 5—E. Hempfield, Home.
Oct. 10—E. Donegal, Away.
October 12—E. Lampeter, Home.
Oct. 17—Manheim Central, Away. |
October 19—Elizabethtown, Home.
October 24—E. Hempfield, Away
October 31—E. Donegal, Home.
DW ren. |
CARD PARTY AT LEGION !

The Ladies Auxiliary of the
ter S. Ebersole Post No. 185, willl
sponsor a card party at the Ameri-|
can Legion Home on Monday ev-|
ening, Sept. 17th. Pinochle, 500 and)
Bridge will be played. |
|

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Electric
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Also Specialize On
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AND EQUIPMENT
Automobile and Truck Welding
LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
Cover's Welding Shop
MT. JOY, PA, Phone 3-5931
Delta and Marietta Streets

College at 7 a. m. Transportation
| provided.

PW eee
|MIDDLETOWN FLOWER SHOW
The third annual Fower show of
the Middletown
Community Gar-
{den Club will be held in the Com-
munity building Sept. 19 and 20.
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MOUNT JOY

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| What to Look For in
Buying a Barn Cleaner

lot of work because you don’t have
to build curved forms to pour con-
crete.)
Get a barn cleaning system in
which the gutter is emptied into a
self-cleaning, steel elevator hopper,
When a man makes up his mind
that he’s going to start saving him-
self and his boys a lot of time and
hard work by installing a barn
cleaner—that’s when he’s got to
decide which one is best.
The first thing to look for in a such as shown in the drawing.
barn cleaner is getting the best for (Liquids and old manure cannot
your money. It’s like making a accumulate, as in a pit.) The
good i investment. Generally speak- elevator should be operated by a
ing, it’s safe to put your money in separate motor which lifts the
a barn cleaner that’s made, serviced litter fast enough to carry liquids
and guaranteed by a company that with the straw. Another good idea
has been in business for a long, is a built-in paddle cleaner, be-
long time, and makes a good line cause all paddles tend to become
of other farm products, too. coated in time. Get a cleaner with
They're bound to make a. good full-floating chain and paddles that
cleaner, because they can’t afford avoid freezing problems. All
to risk their good reputation by paddles, links, and connectors
adding a poor item to their line. should be easily removable.
The secret to an easy running
barn cleaner is good idler sprockets
at the corners. That reduces the
power needed and cuts the size of
Getting the money
doesn’t necessarily mean buying
the cheapest cleaner on the market.
Don’t hesitate to pay more for a

your motors. It shouldn’t take
more than a 1 or 1!4 horsepower
motor to run the gutter chain, and
15 to 34 -hp. for the elevator.
A good’ barn cleaner is the best
labor-saving outfit ever offered to
a farmer. It takes care of the dirti-
est job on the farm. Every cow in
a stall means about 100 pounds of
litter to be handled in a day. Hang
up your shovel and .pitch fork—
push a button and watch the hard
work go by! People have more fun
watching work than doing it, and
they live longer!
better cleaner if it’s worth it. Find
a store that’s willing to help you
buy a better cleaner on a reason-
able down payment plan. Mother
will like that idea, because it might
leave a little money for some 1m-
provements in her kitchen, bath
room or laundry, ‘too! .
The next thing, considering the
high cost of labor, is can you put it
in yourself? A simple layout like
the ‘accompanying photo guide
makes it easy to install the barn
cleaner shown. (The ready-made
steel corners in this cleaner save a
SALUNGA
Everybody in this locality reads |
The Bulletin—that’s why its adver- |
tisers get such excellent results.

The Ladies Auxiliary to the Sa-
lungga Fire Company wil hold a |
chicken corn soup Block Festival Mt |
at the east side of Stehman’s re a
Garage, on Saturday, Sept. 15th. _ sSۤ |
Neal Nelson has returned to his
College Park, Md
spending the summer with his
grandfather, Dr. J. S. Kendig.
GOLF PICNIC
Mrs. Bert of Lancaster |
visited her and family, |
home,

Shissler
daughter
Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Walters, OPEN DAILY
several days this week
INFLATION?

OR DEFLATION?
No matter what the economic future
holds in store, you're ahead when you
have money in the bank for emergencies
and opportunities. Save your money here.
THE
TONAL MOUN
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