de Bulletin, Mount Joy
Pa.,
thursday, July 19, 1951 |

OWL L | AFFS| Weekly Letter

There's a young fellow in our
vicinity who lost his license for

ninety days due to speeding. Since |
his regular work is truck driving,
he decided that while he was with-
out a license he'd have to find |
something else to do. He called a
Lancaster firm and asked for a job
They told him to come right in they
had .a job for him. So in he went,
and the new job was driving a bus,
of all things.

Did you read about the fellow
who goes to Church three times in
his life —— when he’s hatched,
matched, and dispatched.
We have a young blood uptown
is like a kerosene lamp—not
bright, smokes a lot, goes out
and usually gets turned
who
very
at night,
down.

—
t Monday night a gangster on a
radio show growled into ¢he mike:
“Okay, 'you rat ... . I've got you
covered and now I'm going to drill
you.”
Then there was complete silence
wver the air. The actor, realizing
that the sound-effect man had run
into trouble, corrected himself with:
“On second thought, I've changed

my mind. I'm going to cut your
throat.”
Then two shots were heard.
Just about the time you think
you can make both ends meet ——
someone moves the ends.
Any girl will tell you that you
don’t get fallen arches from danc-
ing all night, but from standing in
front of a sink: for hours on end.

Which reminds me of a young
lady who just came back from her
vacation with a distinct Southern
accent. 1 asked her where she got it
and she replied: Honey .chile, ah've
been drinking out of Dixie cups.

I have my wife puzzled. She's not
sure what I think of her new sum-
mer outfit because I told her she
looks like a million dollars - - - -
after taxes.
A Scotsman was recently run ov-
er by a brewery wagon, and it is
belieVed that that was the first time
{ne drinks were on him.

hillbilly and his wife came
to our movie with their nine chil-
dren of assorted sizes the other
night. The hillbilly and his wife had
a hard time controlling their chil-
dren, much to the annoyance of the
thzatre manager.
“You should have
children at home,”
said in exasperation.
The hillbilly looked the manager
right in the eye. “We did,” he said
sadly.
left half your
the manager
Legend has it that the first All-
American fullback was the Indian
Squaw with twin papooses.

A pessimist is a person who,
when given the choice between two
evils, chooses both of them.

Don't ask where this came from,
just read it, it helps fill the column.
When the ghost returned to his
coffin at dawn, he was confronted
with a clucking hen, and he flew
into a rage.
The hen became quite huffy af-
fer listening to his angry words
for awhile, and inquired, “What's
the matter, wouldn't you like to
have an egg in your bier?

Up at the diner last night a
Jow came in and ordered: “Two
eggs, please. Don’t fry them a sec-
ond after the white is cooked. Don't
turn them over. Not too much
rease. Just.a small pinch of salt on
each. No. pepper. Well, what ara
you waiting for?” « ?
The Waitress never blinked 5 an
eyelid as’ asked: “The # hen'’s
name is’ Batty. 1s that all right, sir?”
i
A WISE OWL

i aged
[By Penna. State
— | (Game Commission
In the twelve-month period end-
ing May 31, thirty-four bear dam-
claims were paid out of the
Fund
substantiated claims
12 counties of the
Potter led the list
followed with 6
with 4, and Jefle:
3 each Other
two claims a-
sntre, Clarion,
and Un-
Game
These
sn sacl over
monwealth
7. McKean
came Clearfield
son and Tioga witn
counties, with one or
piece, were Blair, Ce
Elk, Luzerne, Lycoming,
on
Destruction to
naturally led the
came chickens, 50
sheep and four hogs were destroy =
ed. Unusual among the claims was
one for 4 domestic rabbits
Bear damage payments for the
described 34 claims totaled $984.65,
in the one-year period. This .a-
were
Com-
with
Then
bee hives rather
list, with 67. Next
A total of seven
mount is about one-half that of the
previous twelve months. The re-
duction in damage claims probab-
lv indicates a better supply of na- |
tural foods in the last period, un-
der which condition bruins remain
in their natural forest surround-
ings.
wildlife Developments
Game Protector W. J. Brion, of
Kittanning, reports that last month
much of his time was spent on his
State Game Lands near New Beth-
lechem, on cottontail rabbit farms
and in planting food plots, trees, |
shrubs and other food and cover
operations carried on in the interest
of wildlife.
Hatching In Barn
Game Protector H. E. Greenwald
asks, “How smart can a ringneck
hen bz?” Then he tells that Mr.
Louie Kershbaumer, R. D. East |
Brady, noticed a cock pheasant |
hanging around his barn early in |
May. He paid little attention to it.
But one day, when he went to the
haymow to throw down feed to the |
live stock, he disturbed a pheasant |
hen.
Kershbaumer investigated and
found a pheasant nest holding 12
eggs in the mow. Last heard from, |
the hen was doing alright with he:
incubating chores. Greenwald says
the farmer will not distwth the
nest area until the brood hatches.
Eagle Frightens Waterfowl
When he visited the Pymatuning
waterfowl sanctuary in northwest-
ern Pennsylvania this spring, Game
Protector Robert H. Myers saw a-
bout 2,000 Canada geese and thous-
ands of ducks and coots on the
dam.
He says: “A bald
close to the waterfowl.
did not attack the birds it disturb-
ed them very much. Many of the |
geese and ducks took flight and did |
not return to the water until the
cagle had left the area.”
Deer Look In On State Capitol
Says Game Protector Homer H.
Thrush, Carlisle: “Complaints of
crop damage by wild game are not
unusual to our officers, but I place
this one in a class by itself because
of its location.
“Late in May, I investigated a
dezr damage comlaint in Lemoyne.
{The location is on the west shore
of the Susquehanna River, within
1500 vards of the state capitol
buildings and within view of tae |
business district of Harrisburg.
“The trouble was laid to three |
does and a buck deer, which fre-
(quent that metropolitan area.”
Hawks Reduce Small Game
Fred Ralph, Lake Erie commer-
cial fisherman, took Game Protec- |
eagle flew in
Though it |
tor Raymond M. Sickles, Linesville |
87 sharp-shinned hawks that he
and his two sons killed in about 4
hours of shocting one day this
spring. These hawks were migrat-
ing along the lake shore, past]
Ralpn’s place of business. The
shooters claimed that in addition
to the number presented many
more fell in thick cover and were
not found.
Said Sickles: “The disappearance
of ringnecks and quail and ths ob-
servance of feathers scattered here
and there indicate that the Cooper’s
and tae sharp-shinned hawks are
so numerous in this northwest sec-
tion they are doing serious damage |
to our game birds.”
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JUNIOR LEGION LOST CLOSE |
GAME TO LITITZ MONDAY
In a County Junior Legion Lea-
gue game Monday, Lititz defeated |
Mount Joy in a close contest 7-6.
Fach team had eight hits and the |
gama was a dead heat until the 7th |
frame. Score:

Lititz ab h 0 a
Ross IH .......... 2 0 1 0
Loynd 3b ........ 2 0 1 0
Witmer ss ....... 3 1 5 0 |
Grube ¢ ......... 4 2 6 2
Michael rf ....... 3 2 0 0}
Hartman 2b ..... 3 1 3 1
Landis 1b ........ 3 2 4 1]
Sipe p 2 0 0 11
Good ef ..cc. sts 2 0 1 0]
Totals ........ 24 3 21 5
Mount Joy ab -h “0 a
Rear 2b ......... 3 2 1 4
Drescher 3b 2 0 } 0
Clinger © 2 0 8 1
Myers p cf ...... 4 3 0 3
Shupp ss ........ 3 1 2 0
Brondt If ........ 3 1 1 0
Martin 1b ........ 2 0 6 0
Gantz rf. ........ 1 0 0 0
Mumma rf ...... 2 1 0 0
Arndt cf'p ...... 3 0 2 0
Totals ........ 25 3:21 8 |
032 010 1—7 |
MOUNT JOY ........ 302 001 0—6 | |
. E—Drescher, Clinger, Branda, |
Loynd, : Grube. - R—Kear, :Drescher,
Clinger,” Myers 2, Brangt, Witmer 2 ['P,
Grube, Landis, Michael 2, Hartman.
HR—Kear, BB--Eipe 3, 'Arndt 5,
Myers 2. SO—Sipe 6, Arndt 3, My~
ers 4. Loser—Myers.

In another League game Marietta
‘upset Elizabethtown 3 to 2.
| sleight of
| larger
tin mixture
- | Meantime,
| square. The sides taper from 3%

Holmes

light luncheon—that's the
gals will love
midsummer day—one that's
overburdening yet packs in
some nutritional fortitude to fight
the heat. Nancy Holmes of the Best
Foods consumer kitchens did a little
hand with the mixing
bowls and instead of pulling out a
rabbit, she came up with a snowy
igloo full of meat and vegetables.
Make it in the cool minutes of early
morning and enjoy it when the sun
cool,
kind the bridge
on a
not
| is at its worse.
, Frosted Luncheon Salad
Frosted Shell:
Y 1 package unflavored gelatin
1% cup cold water
3 cup milk
1 cup real mayonnaise
| Filling:
1 12-02. can luncheon meat,
ground or1¥ cups ground ham
3, cup diced pineapple
12 cup diced celery
14 green pepper, chopped
11% packages wunflavored gelatin
14 cup cold water
1% cups hot water
k 2 beef bouillon cubes
Soften gelatin in cold water. Place
over hot water until melted. Blend
milk and mayonnaise and stir into
| gelatin. Rinse a 14 quart bowl in
cold water. Pour a 4 inch layer of
| gelatin mixture in bowl and set on
ice to thicken. When set, place a 1
(quart bowl, the outside rinsed in
cold water, on top of the gelatin in
bowl; pour remaining gela
between bowls. Chill
pour hot water in center
lift bowl out gently,
combine meat, pineapple,
celery and green pepper. Soak gela
tin in cold water 5 minutes. Dis-
solve bouillon cubes! in hot water,
add to gelatin and stir until dis-
solved. Chill. When gelatin begins
to thicken add meat mixture. Fill
Frosted Shell and allow to set. Un-
mold on a bed of lettuce and gar-
nish, -
When set,
bowl and

VED Gere.
Land of Cotton
of the United States, every individu-
al in India is clad in cotton fabrics.
India is the world’s only important
producer of jute—on which the
world relies for almost all its sacks,
its containers for wheat, corn, rice,
sugar, ete. Seventy-five per cent of
the jute is grown in Pakistan as is
{ also much of the cotton of th® Indian
Union and Pakistan. Most of the
mills, however are within the Union
of India.

Manufactured Amino Acids
More is to be heard about amino
acids because these organic co
pounds make up proteins. Their
thesis by modern chemists holds out
a promise for a more nutrition al |
diet for both man and animal—and
they are destined to play an impor- |

tant role in building new tissues and
in speeding recovery for the pa- |
| tient in many types of surgery.
V I o

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For go Homie
Fit-Together Magazine Rack
ONE-EVENING workshop project
for the man who has a cross-cut saw
and a coping saw is an attractive maga-

| zine rack requiring no fasteners. It sim-
ply is fitted together after the parts are
i sawed out. Of course, power tools will
| make the rack even easier to produce.
As illustrated, the magazine rack con-
sists of a bottom, two ends, two sides
and a divider. Incidentally, the divider
should be made in two parts, so that it
will fit into the slotted end pieces. All
parts are Masonite 3/16” Tempered
Presdwood.
4 inches
at the bottom to 6 inches at the top.
Note carefully the slots and tenons in
the illustration. The center panels, which
| have tenons at either end, are slipped
into position horizontally: and. then
turned up into thieflocked position. There
is sufficient pliability’ in’ the Tempered
resdwood 10, permit | ithe side pieces to
be enapped into position last,
This® fit- together magazine rack may
be left in its natural dark brown. color,
painted or enameled. .
rl A CI ese
When in need of Printing. (any.
lising in the Bulletin,

Sides of the rack shown are 12 inches |
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THE LOW DOWN
[ law
from.
SUGGESTS; GROVE
To my nice— but sleepy—readers,
I am going to make one more ef-
fort to get you out of the notion
that it is none of your affairs as to |
what is going on in places like far!
away Tennessee's TVA. Here I
am many, many miles away myself,
but I know that this TVA super-
socialist growth is costing me plen-
ty, and menacing my future. I have |
around
heen powerhouses a lot
made a living switching kilowatts
around hither and yon,
talking through my fedora when 1
write down here this warning.
Congress could apply some |
brakes to further socialist expan- |
|
'n a sucker |
sion but Congress has bee
Hopes that Congress can be
dependent upon!
made
e light are
have got to lay down the
to see tl
you. You
to the guy or Big Govt. will |
get bigger and bigger and come
and closer to you and your |
the
that is first on the
closel
| .
| own business. It is electric
| business pro- |
gram—you are next, sure as tomor-
row’s sun will brighten the horizon.
Socialism is not around the cor-
here, in broad daylight to
looks depressing but it
Have an auction, let
get all
ventures—or
ner, it 1s
look at. It
is not hopeless
the highest bidders these
Govt. electric we are
| sunk as a Republic.
Bob Zink in straight
[| 6-2 to capture
| der
in the
| tion,
[ Sunday by
down,
JIMMY |
re ll eee
Yours for the low
FRANK ZINK WON TWO
TENNIS TOURNEY TITLES
Frank Zink, netster,
ed his metal by
fending
Closed Tennis
local prov-
successfully de-
two of his Lancaster
Th
defeated
8-6,
the sirtgles title
Tournament
He
sets,
on Sunday afternoon.
6-3,
and
then he and co-champion Gene
Crider teamed up to take the doub-
defeating Sny-
Zink, 6-0
Elwood
6-4, 6-4,
les crown,
and Bob
fhals.
In the
Gene
mixed doubles
Crider
also moved into the final round on |
Pete and June |
in a
competi- |
and Nancy Paden |
defeating
Honaman, 6-3, 6-1, semi-final
: : | court battle.
With a population three times that |
— DD
| MIDGET-MIDGET GAMES
In the Midget-Midget league last |
week Lititz shut out the Lanc. Po- |
lice 22 to 0, Columbia Gold won
from Marietta 40 to 5 while Reams- |
town won from Bob Kunkle’s Lads |
10 to 1. All were
re a eee eee
-inning games.
{ CONCERNING LIQUOR SALES
The House at Harrisburg Tuesday
issed over stormy opposition a bill
ps
permitting taprooms to sell bottled
liquor after State Liquor Stores |
close at night. It went to the Sen-
ate.
rp
MOUNT JOY MIDGETS
Sponsored by
MOUNT JOY LIONS CLUB
Wednesday, July 25th
Mount Joy at Columbia
Monday, July 30th—
| Elizabethtown at Mount Joy
Wednesday, August 1st—
Landisville at Mount Joy
Wednesday, August 8th— |
Mount Joy at Manheim |
Monday, August 13th—
Marietta at Mount Joy
Wednesday, August 15th—

Mount Joy at Millersville |

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their retwrn from the
Breeches Creek.
inches and the largest 184
Crider
Closed Tennis Tournament
of 6-3 and 6-1.
team were Joanne Brown
Frank Zink, of town
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and Bruce Greiner, Wednesday, on| NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP
Yellow
Their day's catch included try for
{ty rainbow trout, the smallest 12}2|weight
inches.
The latter was caught by left at Pittsburgh last nigat. Joe
and is the largest reported in thelis a deserving champion,
captured the mixed doubles
championship of the Lancaster Co.
played
on Lancaster courts in straight sets
The victims of the Paden-Crider
and
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Date: July 20, 1951
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Festival on the GRADE SCHOOL

Miss Elaine Ivans, one of the
fine actresses on the Ameri-
can stage today,” will appear in
Money”, a breezy farce
really
“Tons of
comedy at the Gretna Playhouse, i v
Mcunt Gretna, Thursday night, es auran
July 19th.
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
Miss Ivans is a veteran performer
who played the role of Mother for
more than six years in the original
Broadway production of “Life With
Father.” n
re AMI
TY TROUT
record catch of
was exhibited
Eugene Grove,
CATCH TWEN
This

season's
BULK AND GALLONS
trout reported here,
by local anglers,

with Breyers Ice Cream.

TIONS. CLUBS, Etc.
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10 Quarts Or More

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taka the edge off the heat wave
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the Fish Pond. Robert Newton
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Help stage a Cake Walk — or
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and neighbors. There will be
something of interest for all,
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SHOWS SATURDAYS
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FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JULY 20 - 21
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“Only The Valiant”

MONDAY, JULY 23 :
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