Bulletin,
Mount Joy, Pa.,
Thursday. July 12, 1951
OWL L/ LAFES
BP
A WISE OWL
When you see a woman driver
put her hand out,
of one thing: the window’s open.
you can be sure
A Columbia Ave. hubby drew
his chair besides his wife's sewing
machine and then sat down.
“Aren't you going too fast? he
asked?” Careful, you'll sew the
wrong seam. Watch that corner.
watch your fingers.”
“What's the matter with you?”
asked his wife. “You know I've
been running this machine by my-
Siew down;
self for years.”
“I think it’s only fair for me to
assist you,” said the husband, “since
you always-help me drive the car’
-— — That's one way to get even.
Out near Sharp's Corner on
Monday a stranger ambled into the
farmyard and was greeted by the
farmer. The visitor produced his
card and remarked: “I am a gov-
ernment inspector and am entitled
to inspect your farm.”
Half’ an hour later, the farmer
heard screams from his alfalfa
patch, where the inspector was be-
ing chased by a bull. Leaning over
the gate as the inspector drew neat,
the farmer cried: “Show him your
card, mister—show him your card!”
With all this talk of drips in high
places, leaks in the State Depart-
ment and critics blowing their
traps, what they seem to need most
in Washington is a good plumber.
A time table we didn't learn in
school:
2 pints, one quart.
2 quarts, one fight.
1 fight, two cops.
2 cops, one judge.
1 judge, ten days.
Seven year old Janzsy watched
with great interest as her grand-
mother cleaned her false teeth.
“You know, Grandma,” Janey con-
fided, could make a lot of
money if you put all those teeth
“you
under your pillow some night. A
fairy will pay you a quarter apiece
for them.”
- = = = 1 don’t get it.
One of our local young ladies,
while doing mission work
Kentucky mountain district, had to
spend the night in one of the
homszs in that section. As she was
preparing for her night's rest in the
parlor bedrcom, the hostess stuck
her gaunt face in at the door, and
said, “If you should want for some-
thin’ you don’t have, jest ask for
it. We kin show you how to do
without it.”
in a
We see by the papers that a man
at Leaman Place, tried to commit
suicide by slashing his throat with
a pocket knife after playing several
games of quoits.
I know several fellows right here
in Mount Joy who felt like doing
the same thing—but not to them-
selves—the other fellows.
What did that chap from New-
town say to the small skunk he met
on his way home the other night?
Go ahead—start something. Who
is afraid of a little squirt like you?
Believe me, now he’s sorry.
Slater John Miller can sympa-
thize with him. He also came in
contact with one. And hoy, was he
Sorry.
By the way, if any of you guys
down in the east ward ever get
hungry and want a free “handout”
just go back and see “Glad” she’s
very obliging.
Bus Kramer took his wife
Gwennie, fishing, she got a bite,
and instead of using her reel to
bring her catch in, she goes in the
creek after it. Bus said now she
wont’ go fishing anymore’ unless he
buys! her a bathing suit’ to wear.
Boy, of bog? did 1 run into a
sarcastic | woman on Sunday, youd
“week's vacation wi
| tends for 11 days from, December
| Elizabetntown defeated Mount oJ oy
THE LOW DOWN
LEGION TEAM LOST TO
ELIZABETHTOWN NINE
Elizabethtown and Mount Joy
met again Monday nite on the local |
diamond in a County Legion make-
up game and Nelson Chittum gave |
Anybody who is not allergic to |
dilemmas—and don’t give a hoot— |
Shearer 2b ....... 3 1 2 1 :
Beintheiser rf .... 3 2 0 0 | am not saying that such a charac-
Chittum p ........ 2 1 0 2 | ter should have a pat on the back.
Chas man hr i va 3 3 : 0| He should not. What he really
anamacker 1b .. { 4 | needs is 1 i
Milbee Ib... 00 5 0 needs is to be shook out of his
Shank If iim 0 1 o | lethargy—a kick in the pantaloons
Jim Rutherford 1 0 0 0! or such, is the real need.
Williams cf ...... ! 0 0 0 For years we been veering to
Hest 3b .......... 3 1 1 2] A
Jay Rutherford ss 3 0 1 the grand idea that Uncle Samuel
Thompson ¢ ..... 3 0 8 0 | knew everything in the book--that
Achern ¢ 5... 0 0 2 9 he could take us suckers hy the
everybody,
thinking cap—and soon—and be-
fore we land smack-dab in the
same mess as in Europe. This is
everybody's . dilemma and baby—
we been docile too long.
Yours for the low down,
JIMMY
[pS
tum 2, Chapman 3, Wanamaker, Es-
tock, Martin. HR—Chapman. BB—
Chittum 3, Myers 6. SO—Chittum
8, Myers 3.
|
FAST DONEGAL HANDED
LCCALS A 6 TO 3 DEFEAT
In a County Legion game on
Friday, East Donegal defeated our
local Legion team 6-3. Myers held
the winners to five safeties yet At Mt Gretna
3 ow
pd
the locals had four. Score:
Myers 7. en”
Class of "22, Mt.
(From page 1)
After supper, all went
and enjoyed seeing the colored pic-
tures which were shown by Mary |
Strickler and Walter (Thome. Mary |
showed scenes of her travels thru |
England, Scotland, Germany, Italy | NEWTOWN
and Switzerland, while Walter's |
pictures covered a trip made last| ———
year through Northwestern United! pris< Ruth Wittle and Mrs. Ma-
States and Canada, also several of | tilda Derr visited Mr. and Mrs.
Northern Michigan. Walter drove | Sisweart Derr 2 Mezelion Sunday,
in fr their s rs. Annie Wittle and Miss Ruth
in from their summer home in Sil- 0) spent the fourth With Mr.
, lively domestic comedy open-
ing a week's run Thursday night, |
July 12th at the summer theatre in
Mt. Gretna.
indoors | trayal of Millie in “At War With |
| The Army”. It was ona of the]
highlights of that popular produc-
tion.
ce peal ims css
Strickler, Mrs. Clara G. Renn, Mrs. { Buffalo, N. Y. where Miss Evelyn
Martha L. Mayer, Mrs. Beatrice N. was loher new post in
Stauffer, Mrs. Barbara R. Wood,| Mr. and Mrs. Roy Gamber of
Mrs. Eleanor G. Lynes, Miss Eunice | Manheim, visited Mr. and Mrs. Ab-
Herr, Walter E. Thome, Ellis Fel-
ram Gamber Sunday.
d Elias Z. M 3 Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher
on Cl an 188 Musser visited Mr. and Mrs. Marlin Lan-
™~ dis of Lititz on Saturday evening.
GAME COMMISSION
FIXES HUNTING SEASONS
Tuesday evening visitors of Mr.
and Mrs. Edward Isler were Mrs.
The State Game Commission Fri-
day fixed a two-day statewide an-
Earl Shaffer, Mr. and Mrs. Theo-
dore Salter and son, Mrs. Arlene
Showers all of Elizabethtown and
Mr. and Mrs. David Gordon and
teres deer season for 1951, the son. Lewis of Hershey.
same as last year. | Mrs. Wm. Fogie and son, Richard
The two-day anterless season | visited Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Atland,
Mr. and Mrs. Paul Jones at Colum~
bia.
Mr. and Mrs. Habet M. Khelgha-
tian of Chester have returned home
after spending a two weeks vaca-
tion with her parents, Mr. and
Mrs. R. H. Arndt. Marguerite and
Ruth Ellen Khelghatian are staying
will take place on December 14 and
15, following the season which ex-
3 to 13.
The commission said the bag
limit would again be limited to one
deer
—- eee
FROVIDE HOG COMFORT
Pasture is recommended for ec-
onomical hog feeding by L. C. Ma-
dison, extension livestock specialist
of the Pennsylvania State College.
However, he warns that the swine
should have shade and fresh, clear
water provided at all times. Other-
wise, the hogs will suffer because
they cannot perspire.
ents.
Rev. and Mrs. Chester W. Hart-
man of Geyers spent Saturday
with Rev. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt.
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Fogie and
family visited Mrs. Mary Barton,
Mrs. Minnie Menninger and Mrs.
Omar Charles at Lancaster Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Aubrey Boles and
daughter of Marietta visited Mr.
and Mrs. Edward Isler Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Calvin Campbell
and children, Patricia and Beverly
of Lancaster spent the. fourth with
Mrs, mpbell’s parents, : Rev. and
Mrs. R. H.: Arndt. © 3 ia
Monday,” Mrs. Campbell yas ad-
mitted to the General! ‘hospifal for
an appendectomy. “a
Mr. and ‘Mrs. Havard Johnston,
of Laricaster: spent Friday with
Rev. and Mrs..R. H. Arndt.
Mr. and ‘Mrs. Wm. Fogie spent
DEFEATED BY ETOWN
In the County Legion League,
by a 12 to 10 score in a 7-inming
game at E-town.
Stimulate your business by adver.
i with Mrs, Martha Orig at
‘Philadelphia.
up only four hits as the league- | who maybe can keep his digestion |
leading Bears handed Mount Joy | in order and aveid ulcers, etc. he
| i 8 S,
i 2 licking. : :
no to 3 Nekine i | is somebody to read akout in these |
{ 2 :
3) Bn hi h oo a times of creeping socialism. But 1
should put on his |
East "Donegal ab h 0 aj
Derr 3 1 2 1
Sauman 2b ..::.. 2 0 2 6
Wolgemuth of .... 3 2 1 0
Rhoades 1b ...... 4 1. 8 0
Murphy If -......: 3 0 1 0
Geib =f Lx. 2 0 2 0
Warner 3b ....... 3 0 1 1
Heinaman c¢ ..... 3 i 4 0
Kinep .......... 2 0 0e 3
Totals: ........ 25 5 21 11
Mount Joy ab. hh oo a
Rear 3b 3 0 3 1
Clinger :cf ....... 4 1 1 0
Shupp | 0 1 1
Myers p ......... 2 0 0 3
Brandt If ........ 3 0 1 0
Gantz rf ........ 2 0 0 0
Phillips 2b ...... 3 1 2 2
Germer ¢ ........ 2 2 5 2
Martin 1b ........ 3 0 8 0}
Totals ......... 25 4.2 9
LAST DONEGAL . 301 000 2—6 | ii BY HET i
MOUNT Jovy ....... 000 2 Ie Miss Gertrude Beach, whose fine |
R—Derr 2, Shuman, Wolgemuth, ; 4 : x
Rhoades King Kor, frills, acting has made her one of the
Gerrner: E-Brandt, Martin, Derr, most popular members of the Gret- |
Wolgemuth. 2B — Clinger. BB — | na Playhouse company, has an en-
Kline 4, Myers 6. SO — Kline 3, | tertaining role in “Made in Heav- |
Gretna audiences liked her por- |
ver Hills, Michigan, while Mary | | and Mrs. Charles Wittle of Colum- |
left her Red Cross work at the Na- | bia R. D.
va] Base at Portsmouth, New Mr. and Mrs. John Kauffman of
Hampshire to be here. | fronville visited Mr. and ‘Mrs. Ir-
The followi ribs | vin Witmer and family on Sunday.
wing members Wwere| My John Mellinger, Mrs. Daniel
present: Mrs. Frances M. Eshleman | Moore, Mrs. Blanche Frysinger
Mrs. Grace F. Lichty, Miss Mary | and daughter, Evelyn motored to
a longer time with their grandpar- |
Indians Defeated
HICKORY GROVE Cardinals to Win
"The Championship
Some people may drive miles and
miles to see a Big League ball |
game, but the local town people |
will have the opportunity to see an
| All-Star team play the Class B
| League Champions, Indians, a team |
| ma naged by Charles Zeller and
Richard Hallgren. |
| In order for the Indians to win |
| the league championship they had |
| to defeat the Cardinals, managed |
by Henry Klugh and Tom Kear. |
This was done by the scores of 10-
| 11, 10-6, 8-1.
|
Indians is
amd ON lead ‘ 1 The roster for the as | Af. N od about his ia
Totals ........ 28 9 2 | lane and-lead us into peace am | follows: James Brown, Donald Zel- | » Ney inquired shout his i
Mount Joy ab ho a|tranquility. And now, today, our | lex, John Wealand, James Bennett, | ily, and the two had a great time
il 3b gees 4 8 1 8 peace sd our tranquility were | Jere Rutt, James Stettler, Nevin | until fit was time for Ney to go out
ae el ad 3 fe ar fr gras | “the { a .
Shipp ss ........ 3 0 2 3 never farther from wii grasp | Stohler, Ronald Williams, and Rob- | ©" @ ip | — HARR RISBURG
Myers p ........ 2 1 1 1 And the culprits who have made | ert Hopple. The carrier Boxer is credited MILE EAST
Phillips 2b ...... 1 0 2 2|our present dilemma a champion | The Roster of the All-Stars man-| with 43,000 landings and Sumpman a ON ROUTE 422 (Hersh) Rd)
Gantz 1f ......... 2 0 0 0 | of dilemmas, ave in all walks—the | witnessed 15,000 of them. He in- H sburg’'s Only Drive-In
. 5, ay 8 les > | aged by Tom Kear, and assisted by arrisburg
Mumma 3 “ete } y 2 city council does anything the Big | Don Germer, plus the votes is as| forms us that Ney, a lieutenant | ji ALL | PAVED with BLACK TOP
Estocle 1... ... 3 1 1 o| Govt, asks, if it is a match money | (i.g.) is attached to the 35th | THURS. — PRAY eT
Martin 1b ....... 2 1° 10 0 affair, anything from airports to | First base: D. Halbleib (10), Bill | craft composite squadron seeing ac- | 00 Rohan 4
eSchneider ...... 1 0 0 0 playgrounds, Govt. money - sisters | Chinn (1); Second base: J. Harnish | tive duty in Korea. In 1947 he made | ll SUNDAY - MONDAY
PER ’ i T Y HEART"
frotals: ........ ot 4 21 gl nd br others—that is the fooler— | (8), Harold Etsell (3); Third base: | | the 18,000th landing on the carrier | 4 wae SEAR areat Technicolor
e—Batted for Germer in Tth., free Govt. money. In the Junior Collins (9), Jon Bender (2); | | deck and his name appears on the [ll
ELIZABETHTOWN 103 050 1-10 High School they know better. | Shortstop: B. Blankenmyer (7), R. ship's plaque as having done so. un TUESDAY “oom Fer
ai dk 2 Bhan | Little guys, big guys, mamas, | Buchnauer (4), James Yohn; Left| Neither young man was aware BE GOLD" plus “JOAN of
garer oy 4 that another Mount Joyan was with Judy Capova, Joe
Centerfield J. |
Right field: Ronald Corll; |
outfielders: Terry Lee)
, Donald Eby, Tim |
field: Mike Mumma;
Brian;
Alternate
Stark, B. Heisey
Stohler.
| The game will be 9 innings and
everyone is invited to attend.
August 11 those attending the
Playground consistently and boys
with 100 points will make the trip |
to Shibe Park to witness the game
between the A’s and Yankees. As
of July 10 here are the results of
| the number of points received by
the individual boys:
B. Coover 30, H. Dorsey 21, R.
Funk 35, D. Grove 35, G. Nauman
{ 5, B. Pennell 19, D. Rehrer 1, A.
| Snyder 33, P. Sinegar 30, G. Reed 35
| D. Nornhold 28, E. Zerphey 19, J.
| Mariner 18, R. Grove 36, G. Young
| 14, R.. Arndt 16, W. Nissley 13, M.
| Coker 33, M. Halter 24, J. Yohn 50,
| R. Bates 12, J. Bennett 45, R. Corll ||
50, D. Eby 43, D. Engle 27, E. Fly
lat, K. Funk 30, G. Grove 27,
| Funk 38, B. Heisey 19, J. Hocken- |
| berry 31, R. Hopple 57, M. Kaylor |
| 40, M. Mumma 29, R. Pennell 15,
| D. Ramsey 18, R. Rice 44, T. L..
|
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| Stark 57, J. Stettler 47, R. Stoner |
|
|
1.39, - G. Funk 39, R. Eberly 23, R.
| Mateer 28, D. Becker 14, T. ig
| field 33, J. Coover 23, R. Shires 6 |
J. Bender 22, J. Brian 37, J. Buch- |
| comer 13, J. Collins 43, H. Coover |
{ 28, J. Crawl 53, J. Darrenkamp 31, |
| R. Divet 43, H. Estell 36, D. Habe |
| 66, S. Harnisn 27, J. Harnish 49, W.
Hostetter 25, J. Hostetter 44, J.
| mate, 3rd class, aboard the aircraft’
| carrier,
| vice in the Korean theatre of war.
| of Mr.
| merly of town, now of Marietta R.
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YOUR 40c BACK. Td.
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TES THE
N to h imbedded infection and
LB, contact. Get instant-drying
drug stores. Today at
SANS PHARMACY
Mt.
SW) IMMING
PICNIC
Oren DAILY
LOCAL, MEN MEET
ON U. S. S. BOXER
Mr. and Mrs. Russell Sumpman,
[128 Mt. Joy St, recently received a
| rater from their son, E. Lowell, in |’
the U, 8. Navy, informing them that |
he had met up with another local,
| young man, of all places, in the
middle of an ocean.
aviation boatswains
Lowell is an
U.S.S. Boxer, now in ser-
On June 22, Sumpman was re-
turning from chow when he noticed
a group of pilots on the hangar
| deck. One looked familiar and ap-
proaching fim Sumpman recogniz-
| ed the pilot as Kenneth Ney, son
and Mrs. Chester Ney, for-
D. After Sumpman identified him-
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July 12—Marietta at home
July 16—Lititz at home
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BENNETT'S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
Pennsylvania ranks sixth in milk
production in the United States
though it is 32nd in size.
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In Mount Joy
and Vicinity
Dial 3-3431
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'KRALL'S Meat Market
| WEST MAIN ST,
MOUNT joy | Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
| Mumma 24, C. Peiffer 36, R. Ram- |
21, R. Rice 18, J. Rider 47, C.|
Rohm 30, L. Shank 26, T. Schroll 40,
| Thomas 19, L. Waltz 19, J. Wea- |
land 61, R. Williams 44, R. Zeller
56, B. Groff, J. Beaston 32, V.
Oberholtzer 58, R. Ditzler 29, G. |
Kaylor 44, R. Schofield 36, J. Mus- |
ser 46, J. Brown 31, R. Shires 11, |
w. Chinn 17, B. Chinn 27, C. Deve /
, P. Rovenolt 20, J. Nisslzy 24, J.
Nia 17, A. Halbleib 47, J.
Rutt 50, b. Fish 10, Groff 55, H. |
Krall 32, C. Waltz 2, R. Buchenauer |
50, J. Ee 56, T. Stolen 38, N.
| Stohler 60, J. Baugher 12, H. Frey |
43. D. Young 33, E. Lindemuth 23, |
J. Gilbert 8, B. Dizler 5, T. Zimmer- |
man 29, J. Zeller 8, J. Lindemuth |
59, G. Wolgemuth 9, C. Wagner 23,
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J. Miller 8, O. Fhilips 43, R. Fish 32
W. Coover 6, T. Weber 42, H. Klugh
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merman 18, P. Nissley 13, D. Hall-
gren 20, C. Ashenfelter 17, B. Zim-
merman 54, C. Zeller 60, H. Milligan
| 47, G. Peiffer 58, G. Bender 12, J.
Weber 12, B. Blankenmyer 66, L.
Laughman 8, L. Newcomer 26, T.
Kear 46, D. Germer 41, B. Clinger
54, R. Goltwalt 6, Larry Williams 12
Jerry Williams 12, D. Zeller 68.
The Mount Joy Playground will
visit Marietta July 18. There will
be Girls softball game and two boys
baseball games. Recently the girls
defeated the Marietta girls 59 to 24
and the boys, 12-17 yrs. won 7 to 4
When in need of Printing. (any-
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1951
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July 26th—
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Monday, July 30th—
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Wednesday, August 1st—
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