4-—The Bulletin, Mt. Jov,
Pa.,
Thursd ay, June 28, 1951 (

OWL LAFES

nH
A WISE OWL
Seems as though the gol-dernest
things are happening down around
Landisville of late.
About a month or more ago Paul
who owns one of those
homes along the highway
below the camp meeting grounds,
built a new concrete garage, but
dye to the scarcity of carpenters,
b€ has been unable to have a roof
put on it—not even a rafter, Only
the blocks are laid.
Recently his good wife purchased
a beautiful lawn table. One day
last week ‘it looked like
she hurriedly carried the table into
Risser,
SNOWSY
rain’ so
the garage so it wouldn't ‘get wet.
Managers-Players
Of Midget Teams
Appended are the Managers and
players on the Midget and Midget-
Midget teams in this immediate vi-
cinity:
MIDGET - MIDGET
Mount Joy
Bob Kunkle, 425 Columbia Ave,
Mt. Joy, mgr. Paul Kerchoff, eleven
James Yohn, eight;
eight; Barry ten; |
Donald Zeller, ten; Joe Hostetter,
nett, nine; Jim Brown, eleven; Jeff
Jrian, ten; Jim Nissley, eleven,
James Mumma, ten; Harold Etsell,
nine; Sam Harnish, ten: Ronald
Williams, nine; all of Mount Joy.
MIDGET TEAMS
Mount Joy Lions
Henry B. Klugh,
Ave, Mt. Joy, mgr.; Tom Fogie, 15;
Harry Frey, 13; Jay Metzler, 14;
Gerald Miller, 15; William Eby, 14;
Glenn Witmer, 14; Harold Milligan,
14; Joseph Weber, 13; Richard Hal-
gren, 14; Richard Shultz, 15; Paul
Eby, 14; Larry Wagner, 15; Garry
Epler, 13; Charles Ashenfelter, 14;
Irvin Nauman, 15; all of Mount Joy
and vicinity.
Landisville Lions
Weaver, 14;
Larry McElhenny,
Robert Brubaker, 13;

Well, it rained and can you im-
agine her surprise after the table
got a good ducking in that roofless
garage.

/But you needn't laugh. How
i4: Kenneth Bowers, 13:
Fitzgerald, 15; Daniel Hess, 13; Wil-
mer Krady, 13;
William Gilrer,
15: James Miller,
ville and ‘vicinity.
14; all of Landis-

hany of you readers, at some time
r other, didn't do something just
as thoughtless as that. Eny how, as
the Dutchman. said: Ve all got a
good laff.
You should have seen’: me laff.
Jimmeny Christmas. I laff so much
my suckspenders busted all .. de
buttens off my pants un I kouldent
go into de house till somebody
bought me a couple safety pins.
Our apprentice Carl Brandt, with
a crowd of Isaac Waltons, were
fishing down at Bowers Beach ov-
er the week-end. Carl promised
me a mess of fish but I heard so
many of those stories in my time
that I didn’t put too much confi-
dence in his promise, even though
he is a good fisherman.
Well, when they got home Carl
said: “They weren't bitin, ”. Bet-
ter luck next time fellows.
Aren't people a peculiar lot?
I'hey do the same crazy things ov-
er and over again. They pack up
the kids and lunch and blankets
and clothes for a Sunday outing in
sweltering heat, keep hollering at
the youngsters to be careful of a
bumble bees nest and poison ivy,
bandage cuts and bruises and
have strangers looking down the
back of your neck and come home
full of bites and perfectly miserable
yet come next Sunday, they'll do it
all over again.

Or else they'll go get a terrific
dese of sunburn (just like last year
when they were so sick and in
pain) and then moan for a week
about it.

There's sabotage going on in this
column! Things get in here I don't
know about but get the blame. But
they're having an awful lot of fun

As the parking meter said to the
car: “If you've got the money. I've
got the time.”
The phone rings at three a. m.:
“Stop worring about me, Mom, I'm
in jail” - - - - He's safe enough
In a Freshman final: “Name the
outstanding accomplishment of the
Romans.”
Student: “They understood Latin.”
~~ — — We sympathize.
We couldn’t get it either without
the help of a “ponie”. It sure would
simplify things if they'd put the
words in the correct rotation, as we
do in English. But, oh no. (They
have to make it confusing. It's not
bad enough, you have to remember
the translation and the conjugation
you gotta hunt through all the
words and find the verb sticking
back near the end of the sentence,
the subject somewhere around the
middle with fifteen other words all
around to confuse you. So, if you
master it, it really is an accom-
plishment. The worst part of the
whole set up is, after you get it,
it’s a ‘dead language, so what have
you? os
Fa
#
fx
Over a coke at Sloan's the crowd
was sing their preferred va-
cations. en the subject of moun-
: in climbing and exploring caves
came up, one of the boys asked:

Mastersonville Orioles
Clarence Gibble, Manheim 'R4,
mgr.; Henry: Givler, 13:
Ginder, 13; George Ditzler, 13;
Gilbert Baker, 12; Robert Greiner,
11; Howard Miller, 11; Donald Gar-
Kulp, 14; Charles Erehart, 14:
11; George Manz, 14; Glen Faus, 13;
Jay Ginder,
vicinity. ;
etl A Imi
LANCASTER WHITE TEAM
HAND LOCALS A DEFEAT
IThe Lancaster Whites

Inter-County League Saturday af-
ternoon as they scored a 6-3 decis-
ion over Mount oy.
Lancaster captured four
six singles matches and then add-
ed two more triumphs in the doub-
les play.
Singles
Gene Crider, (MJ) def.
kirk, 7-5, 2--, default.
Jim Kilgore, (L) def. Harold Fel-
lenbaum, 5-7, 6-2, 6-0.
Frank Zink, (MJ) def.
Engsrom, 8-6, 6-3.
Charles Berley, (L) def.
6-2, 6-3.
Murray Gould, Lancaster, def.
Bill Beaston, 2-6, 6-2, 6-3.
Bill New-
Ralph
Divet,

000 people are employed in Penn-
sylvania in producing, processing
and delivering milk.

“What would you say cave explor-
ing is?” And is friend replied:
“That would be mountain climbing
in reverse.’

That's as good ‘a definition as the
one I heard of a “Parisian sidewalk
restaurant. They called it a macad-
amized roach ranch. They havea
hybrid species of bees that carry
mustard from spot to spot.
A WISE OWL

Mike Mumma, |
nine; John Harnish, ten; Jim Ben- |
43 Columbia |
John Berger, Landisville, mgr.;
Kenneth Mumma, 15; Raymond
Starr, 15; Robert Starr, 15;
David | ed
13; Will Risser,
Frank
Peter Beatty, 14; |
13; David Dickel,
Robert
man, 12; Richard Shelly 12; Amos jcal American family finds itself.
Richard Geiman, 14; LeRoy Knight
14; all of Manheim and
tennis
team took over first place in the
of the|erican families.
THE LOW DOWN News From Florin
from Form page 1)
HICKORY GROVE Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Good of Up~
I been readin’ where some ry land, ‘Calif, visited Mr. and Mrs.
Paul Koser for several days.
choose to change our calendar - |
Mr. and Mrs, Barr of
make it over complete — make all |
holidays come on same day of the | Philadelphia were Saturday even-
I say it| Ing supper guests of Mr. and Mrs.
| B. F. Kauffman
Homer
week, and what have you.
would be simpler to just make 'em
all. holidays. Sisters and brothers,| Mr. and Mrs. Lefever and Miss
there is some uplifting and welfare | Florence Shell, of Lebanon, called
| that really is welfare and uplift. If | on Mrs. Annie Shell Sunday after-

I was just a little windier than I|noon.
am already windy, L kinda think | Mr. and Mrs. Frank
| and recon I could take to the hung- | Washington, D. C., are
[ry lunch circuit or hop in the radio | sometime with the latters mother,
{ and get quite a following for my | Mrs. Lillian Hamilton.
plan—“every day a holiday.” 1I| My, and Mrs. John K. Wittle en-
might put the Utopia Party on page | tertained the following at the Wit-
2 versus 19 years hovering around |tles Cottage on Sunday, Mr. and
the front page, with none of the old | Mrs. Carl Winters and family of
problems yet solved but with new | Manheim, Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Wit-
| and heretofore undreamed of prob- | tle and Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Vogle
Hatton of
spending
lems looming—some synthetic and | and family.
without substance but sounding as | Mrs. Marshall Sheaffer is on the
if in dire need of fixing. | sick list.
And whilst on “all holidays” ver-| Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin Kauffman
sus little or no work, T will now | entertained the following to dinner
come down to earth—I cannot close| on Wednesday: Mr. and Mrs.
this epistle without a mention of | Frank Hatton of Washington, D. C.
the right to work, as no other right| Mrs. Lillian Hamilton and Miss
can surpass same. | Connie Pierce.
The right to work for how| The following called on Mr. and
nuch, where—when—and how long | Mrs. George Mumper over the
or for who, is not 100 percent your | weekend: Mr. and Mrs. John Ben-
right today in 1951, in this U. 8. A.| der Sr., Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bit-
The legalized ‘closed shop—Ilegaliz- | ner and family, Mrs. John Bender
violence—curb your freedom | Jr, and son and daughter.
ard your off-shoot’s freedom and| At a special session of the Gloss-
future. To date 17 states have done | brenner EUB Church last Sunday
something about a start to protect | it was voted to proceed with the
| the worker—31 other states need | Luilding program which calls for
get off the dime. | additional Sunday School space and
Yours with the low down, a new parsonage. A detailed item

|
JIMMY | may be found on another page.
Tas | Cpl. Phares Fitzpatrick Jr., son of
MAGAZINE FINDS ‘TYPICAL’ | Mrs. Ellen Fitzpatrick was report-
AMERICAN THINKS HE
IS NOT ‘TYPICAL’ AT ALL
Do your have 1.6 children or own |
8 of an automobile?
Probably not many can qualify | CLIP THE PASTURE
as to the foregoing. But anyway, |
that’s the status in which the typ- |
ed among the men wounded with
| the U. N. forces in Korea.
Next to lime and fertilizer, the
| most important means of improving
And, according to the current permanent pasture is timely mow-
cal i
issue of the American Magazi ne, | ing, reminds A. E. Cooper, Penn |
most “typical” Americans don't
extension agronomist. The
QC
consider themselves as such. That's | State
why the magazine sent Roul Tun- | clippings cut off tall uneaten grass
ley, one of its top writers, to Terre | and weeds, thus giving new growth

Haute, Ind., city nearest the center | 4 better
of population, recently to find the |
its In Case of Fire
Bob Simmons, 34, production |
planner for the Quaker Maid Com-
In Mount Joy
and Vicinity
subsidiary of the Great At-
chance.

pany,
lantic & Pacific Tea Co. his at-|
tractive wife, Margaret, and their |
two sons, Steve and Phillip, were
selected as the most typical of Am= |
“Mine is not the typical Americ- |
an family” was Simmons’ first re-
action to having the label pinned |
on him.
That was what Tunley was look-
ing for, because, he says: {
“The most typical thing about an | free
American is that he doesn’t consid- .
er himself ‘typical anything’. ” | KILL the ACHE, BURN, ITCH of |
Simmons’ job pays him $4,000 a | ATHLETES FOOT GERM
year and he is charged with plann-
ing the amount of spaghetti, or | OR YOUR 40c BACK. T-4. L,
mayonnaise, or peanut butter, that | re alcohol base, |
will be produced in the A&P fac- | DILATES THE VESSELS OF THE |
tory the next day or the next week. to reach imbedded infection and |
kills on contact*. Get instant-drying |

Harold Martin, (L), def. George |He lives in a $10,500, yellow brick, | Toy.
McCue, 6-0, 6-1. sores | two- -story home which was pur- 2 rg Sires, Today at |
Doubles chased a year ago with the help of
Newkirk and Gould, Lancaster, | 2 Or loan. The payments are $65 a SYA
def. Zink and Fellenbaum, 6-4, 6-2, | month. Q EYES EXAMINED BY |
Crider and Divet (MJ) def. Eng- - — = 3 APPOINTMENT
strom and Kilgour, 6-3, 6-4. i 2 |
Martin and Sleeger, (L) def. Mec- | 'N EWTOWN Q
Cue and Beaston 6-4, 6-2. 3 DR. S. MILLIS
—_—— me $ OPTOMETRIST
i few | @
MARIETTA NIPPED MT. Mrs. Wm. Witmer spent a Q 59 N. MARKET STREET
JOY IN CLOSE GAME {days in Philadelphia visiting win 3 ELIZABETHTOWN
. friends. )
Mount Joy's Legion team lost a : p Hours:
close and interesting game to Mrs. Howard Witmer and son, 2 Baily: 9.10 7 dnd 2 to 3
Marietta 3 to 2 on Tuesday evening. Howard spent Sunday with Mrs. | $ Evenings: Tues. & Sat. 6:30 -
Sonic: : ~ [Calvin Ness of Columbia R. D. [8 No Hours Thursday
Mount Joy ab hog | Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Haines and ? PHONE: 334)
Kear 2b ........ 3 3 2 0 | srandchildren Audrey and Donald ¢
Clinger If ....... 2 1.2 0 | Charles spent Sunday with Mr.
Brandt 1b ........ 2 0 5 Mrs. Henry Rollman in their
Shupp ss ........ 3.0/0 0 :
Myers ot 3 0 1 o | Summer cottages in Clay. | ode |
Drescher 3b ...... 3 0 0 2 | Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher | H [ |
Gorty of... 2 0 0 0fvisited Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Farlow el lg |
c ........ 2 1 7 3|at Hopeland on Saturday evening
Zradt pp ......... a :
ane SL 2 i 1 i Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wittle and Funeral Home
a LL | family and granddaughter, Mr. and| 23 W. Main St., Mount Joy
Wow in ive vats 23 18 6 Mrs. Joseph Wittle and daughter,
Marietta a © aj |
Collar rf ........ 371 © sil on Columbis, Mp dnl Mrs, JAMES B. HEILIG,
| Ragner Hallgren of Mt. Joy were {
Banner of ........ 3 1 0 | . Funeral Director
C. Sargen p ...... 3 1 2 9 | Sunday visitors of Mr. and Mrs.
Smith ¥........ 3.2 3 0 Aristice Wittle. |
auserman ss .... 3 0 1 2 a . Jrvi i pio |
Hetrick 1b ...... 3.20 ‘of, be and Ne yn ne and
Sweeney 2b ..... 1 0 0 3 py vie i =~ n
Raberc. ... 1 0 3 1 | Kauffman of Ironville on Sunday.
Seaman 3b ...... 2 0 0 2| Mr. and Mrs. Charles Mann and WHITE - WASHING
Kine e ......... 2 1 1 0 children of Kansas City, Missouri,
of 7 | Mrs. Paul Bupps, of York, Mr. and |
Totals ........ 2 7.21 .1B ’ ! i
MOUNT JOY ....... 200 000 0—2 | Mrs. Harvey Barton of Columbia | DISINFECTING -
MARIBITA ......... 000 030 x—3 | were Sunday visitors of Mr. and |
R—Kear, Clinger, Collar, Banner, | Mrs. Wm. Fogie. |
Sargen, E—Collar, Seaman, Rap aS 1 H
Brandt, 2B—Kear. BB—Arndt 1. Mes. Ed Reihart, Mrs. Mabel | ESS BROS.
C. Sargen 3. SO—Arndt 7, Sargen 4. Stetter of Hanover; Mrs. Mary Al- | Successors To
a bright and daughter, Doris of HUBER OBERHOLTZER
It is estimated that nearly 250;- | Klinesville, visited Mr. and Mrs. | FLORIN, PENNA.
y
Maurice Frysinger and Mrs. Dan- | Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930
iel Moore on Wednesday evening. |
Saturday visitors were: Mrs. Emma |
Givens and son, Robert, and Mrs. |
‘Elmer Gerber of Middletown and |
Mrs. Clark of York.
LEGION DEFEATED MANHEIM ;
The local American Legion team
won ‘a ‘close and interesting game |
from Manheim" last’ Thursday. {The |
local team came from behind "to do |
it, scoring four times 'in the last in- |
ning. The score was 7 to 6.
39-tf
Dr.H.C Killheffer
Optometrist
MANNHEIM
Charlotte St.
Telephone 5.3376
Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30
Tues. Fri. Sat. 7.9 P. M.
Tues. Fri. Sat.
. 9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. M
ELIZABETHTOWN |,
15 E. High St. |

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