d—"The Bulletin,
OWL LAFFS

A WISE OWL
For the first time in years, a great
demand for last minute advertise-
ment space crowded this column
out of the issue last week. We had
many inquiries, Why? Well that’s
the reason and here we are again.
Have you noticed how time's fly-
ing. around again? June, then the
Fourth of July, hot August, Labor
Day and then on ‘into the holidays.
Every year the same thing. I never
get over one until I run smack into
tne next one. I'm getting in an aw-
ful rut!

Recently I heard an out-of-town-
er define a small town as a “place
where people go to church to See
who didn't.”
Saturday night a local hubby
suggested to his wife that they go
someplace and have a Mexican din-
ner, But she refused, saying: “Don’t
be silly. Who'd want to eat a Mex-
ican?

A visitor to town for the celebra-
tion visited his birthplace. There
was a little fellow sitting on the
step, and the man asked: “You
seem to be a bright little shaver.
Have you any brothers or sisters?”
“Yes, I've got a lot of brothers
and sisters. There's seven of us
boys and eight girls.”
“My, my. The stork must visit
you often.”
“Visit us? He lives with us,” re-
plied the boy,

Last Friday I was at a Columbia
Ave. home when the man of the
house presented his pay check to
tae Mrs. She took one look at it
and yelled: “Egbert! There's a
corner torn off your pay check.
What did you spend it for?”
Joanne Funk was playing with a
‘water pistol and noticing the look
on George Nauman’s face, she ask-
ed: “Don’t you think .I ought to be
playing with one of these?” “Oh,
sure,” George replied” every wa-
ter pistol has its drip,” — — — —
— — — Silence!
As we understand it, you can
live much longer if you quit every-
thing that makes you want to.
made to do
that men
granted
Machines today are
so much of man’s work,
arc enclined to take for
they need no help whatsoever. But
a power lawn mower still needs
gas to make it run, as George
Chatto learned after he called the
repair man.

One of the Agriculture students
who graduated at Maytown was
veted the boy most likely to sack
seed,
One of our young enlistees says
Dis sergeant uses their
maps explaining that it was sym-
bolic—each pinhead represented a
recruit.
pins on

A Florin lady took her car to
Newcomer Motors to have it fixed
and when Bob located the trouble
he said: “Lady, I've found the
trouble with your car—you've got
a short circuit in the wiring.” The
lady replied: “Well, for goodness
sake, lengthen it.” ~ - - = Bob
never even smiled,

An uptown blonde says she’s her
boy friend’s baby doll, cause he
calls her Wooden Head.
We are certainly inquisitive to
know just what is going on down
kelow Landisville. A lady living a
distance below the school
building says she buys fish from
the baker and Sammy Becker de-
clares he sells only baked goods
F pper is fer-rooked.

There are times when I one all
patience, . and «tolerance comes to
an end. Just such a thing “topk
plage this. week. My wife’, ,stazted
when 1; opened my eyes by telling
me to get the screens, screen doors
and awnings off the attic, scrub
them and put them up. Wash off

Mt. Joy, Pa.,
(CIVIL DEFENSE COUNCIL
GETS $50 FROM BORO
The Civil Defense Council met
Wednesday evening when it was
announced that $50 has been given
the unit by Borough Council to be
used to help defray current expen-
ses.
Charles Bennett, Jr, director,
had charge of the session when the
group selected the local railroad
Thursday, Jane 14, 1951
LEGION NINE DEFEATED
AT FLIZABETHTOWN 4-0
Nelson CHittum pitched Eliza-
bethtown to a three-hit, 4-0, deci-
sion over Mount Joy as the two
teams renewed their rivalry in the
County Junior Legion Leagus on
Monday evening.

Mount Joy ah bo a
hear 3b i... 3 1 3 0] station as headquarters for the test
Brown b vere 1 0 7 0 alarm during the week of June 25.
ope ! : : Other husiness during the meet-
Mumma of .......2 0 0 0]ing the first since April, included
Brandt of ........ 3 1 1 0 | the appointment of Robert Fry, of
Clinger Pf hen 3 i 3 | Manheim R2, an engineering chair-
Arn Boe Sawn : Lf man.
Bstock p ........ 0 ( ” ‘ ‘
Martin Py ue 2 8 o| Police Chief Park Neiss, who is
Germer rf ....... 0 0 0 0 | security chairman, reported having
Dresher 3b ...... 3 0 1 2| two commissioned Civil Defense
Totals 22 4 TH 3 | policemen in the borough. The men
E-Town (ay ab Ff o a} who completed a recent course in
Shearer 2b ...... 3 2 1 | Lancaster; are: Raymond Heisey
Beinh PE ations 1 1 0 0 and Lloyd Garman.
ittum p ...... 3 0 1 4] ee
Chapman of ...... 3 1 1 0 0
Shank 1 ........." 3 1 0 0| ROUND-TRIP BUS FARFS
NE 1b 2 1 6 0 FOR GIs REDUCED IN STATE
ess 1 2 1] itd Bea that
55 .. 2 * 0 al Reduced round-trip fares for
Achorn Bt i 3 2 9 0 military personnel traveling in
| Pennsylvania have been approved
Totals ...... . 23 9 2 8 | by the Public Utility Commission.
Moun: Joy 0 Xe = The reduced rate tickets, good
Seas Xmen
R—Shank. Wanamaker, Hess, | for 90 Says will be sold on the
Rutherford. F. Wanamaker, A | of 2 1-40th cents per mile.
chorn, Wanamaker. BB—Chittum 3, | That cost will exempt Armed Force
Arndt 3. SO—Chittum 9, Arndt 3. | members from the 15 percent fed-
eral transportation tax.
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{ MOUNT JOY WINS SECOND
VICTORY IN TENNIS LEAGUE
| The Mount Joy tennis team came
[through with its second victory in

Legion EASY VICTIMS OF
LITITZ NINE TUESDAY
Lititz easily defeated the local
Legion team Tuesday evening 16 to
5. Score:

Lititz ab h o a
Keath 3b. ...... 4 2 2 the Inter-County Tennis League
G. Sipe 2b ......, 5 3 3 0 | Saturday while the two Lancaster
iuner pe 3 2 2 4 representatives split their contests.
NT 4 2 5 0| Mount Joy had little trouble in
Loynd >. 0. 3 0 0 1 | defeating Shillington, 8-1.
Good: c..L......... 2 1 4 0 yy te —
1 dea 2 $1 STRAWBERRY SOCIAL
Hershey rf .¢... 1. 0 0 o| The Ladies Aid Society of the
i — | Florin Evangelical United Brethren
pois nase Shope 28 12 18 2 Church will hold a strawberry so-
Sout Joy > at oS a cial on the church lawn rain or
Brown ¢ 5 1 8 o | shine Friday, June 15th beginning
Clinger cof .......] 1° 0° 0 0fat 5:00 o'clock.
Germer of ....... 1 0 09 Uc
Shupp p ss. ....... 2 1 3 1 GUILD FOOD SALE, JUNE 30
Brandt if .%.:.... 3 2 0 0 h 1 : : :
Dresher’ bn. 4... 9 0 1 o| The Needlework Guild will
Mumma 1b 3 2 4 ¢|sponsor a food sale at the Lester
Gantz’ rf 2 1 0 O0|E. Roberts Appliance Store Satur-
Fogie rf ......... 0.0 0 0] day, June 30th, from 10 a. m. to 2
Phillips ss ....... 1 0 0 0 aa 3 5 :
Bostock Bore, o 0 0 opm Mrs. Frank Walter, chairman.
Myers'p ......... 1 1 0 0 ys
Visitors to Yellowstone National
Ly ses 21 2s B® % Park during June, July and Aug-
MOUNT JOY irae os 200 51 ust last year caught 149,000 fish.
R—Keath 4, Witmer, Stoner, Roth, AAAAAAAAANAAAANAAAAAR
Loynd 2, Good 2, Landis 3, Mow-(@ oT
ery, Hershey, Kear, Brown, Brandt, 3 EYES EXAMINED BY $
Gantz. BB—Loynd 4, Shupp 1, 3 APPOINTMENT 4
Myers 5, Estock 6. SO—Loynd 3, | 4 S$
Shupp 1, Myers 4. $ DR. S. MILLIS 2
2 OPTOMETRIST $
MOUNT JOY JR. LEGION 's 50 N. MARKET STR 4
BASEBALL SCHEDULE 2 reer, 5
June 14—E-town at home. Ed on 2
“ “Nari ain : b ours: <
June 15—Marietta at home. $ Daily: 910.1 and 2 108 2
June 19—Maytown away. Evenings: Tues. & Sat. 6:30 - 8 §
June 21—Manheim at home & No Hours Thursday 3
June 26—Marietta away $ PHONE: 334) 2
June 28—Lititz away i AI RANI ARIAS

VV VV VY VV VV

July 3—E-town away
July 5—Maytown at home
July 10—Manheim away
July 12—Marietta at home
SOPRANO, TENOR & BARITONE
UKULELES
RECREATION PROGRAM
FOR THE SUMMER MONTHS
band instruments
offered this
tion Program.
Courses will be taught
place anytime after that.
as well,
A community band rehearsal wil
be held once a week at
High School on Monday
7:30 to 8:30.
open to everyone,
evening,
Anyone who desires to enroll for
this free instruction may contact
H. Morrell Shields, 419 Columbia
Avenue, Mt. Joy. Phone 3-4773. One
hundred are presently enrolled.
DAD
King For A Day
JUNE 17
Make him happy with one
of the following gifts.
Wrist Watch
Watch Bracelet
Travel Alarm
Pen & Pencil Set
Wallet
Cigarette Lighter
Cigarette Box & Ash Tray Set
Tie Clasp
Cuff Links
Key Chain
Pen Knife
EASY TERMS
We Also Carry
Gift Certificates
KOSER'S
Watch Shop
Dial Mt. Joy 3-4015
Chocolate Ave, FLORIN, PA.
open evenings
Heilig
Funeral Home
23 W. Main St. Mount Joy

JAMES B. HEILIG,
Funeral Director

WHITE - WASHING
AND
DISINFECTING
—
HESS BROS.
Successors To
HUBER OBERHOLTZER
FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930
39-tf
Dr.H.C.Killheffer

July 16—Lititz at home
TD Qe:
Accordion Specials
: 120 BASS LADIES MODEL
MISS KATHLEEN PHELAN 48 BASS $60.00
BACK IN GRETNA CAST | 12 BASS $25.00
Miss Kathleen Phelan, popular
actress who has been appearing on
the Gretna Playhouse stage at Mt.
David Hess Music Shop
106 N. Market Street

Gretna sinc 8 or | 17 ~
retna since the summer theatre | ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
reopened in 1945, returns to the | Phone 603-7
cast on Thursday night, June Hh . 23-tf
when she plays the part of
Woods in “Goodbye, My Fancy.” Ii M
The play, a comedy which ol ua ity eats
lighted Broadway and movie goers,
ALSO
is the second on the Gretna sched- A FULL LINE OF
ule. “Holiday” is the current pro-
duction. |
Two other actresses who have
been seen a great deal on TV as
well as on the stage have been ad-
ded to the large Gretna cast for
“Goodbye, My Fancy,” They * are|
Margaret Sheehan and Margery
Quayle, who have been brought
FROSTED FOODS
Fruits & Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market

Optometrist
MANHEIM
163 S. Charlotte St.
Telephone 5.3376
Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30
Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P. M.
Tues. Fri. Sat.
9:30-1:00. 2-5 P. M
ELIZABETHTOWN
15 E. High St. |
Telephone 24-R
WANTED
ALL KINDS
SCRAP IRON, RAGS, PAPER, |
AUTOMOBILES, Etc.
A.B. Sahd & Sons
Front & Pine Streets
MARIETTA

from New York especially for this
comedy.
RE A...
West Main St., Mt. Joy
Phone 6-9111
15-13

LOCAL MARINE HEADS
CONVENTION COMMITTEE
Major Thomas J. B. Brown, III, |
East Main St., this place, command- |

FLORIN, PENNA.
ant of the Lancaster County Marine | ACI)
Corps League, is chairman of the = ©
committee for the 3-day convention & 2
of the Pennsylvania Marine Corps 3 -
League that opened at the Hotel 4
Brunswick, Lancaster today. J
Three hundred delegates from all Nut
PHONE MOUNT JOY 3-4330
paris of the country are expected
BULLER’S BEAUTY. SALON
GET YOUR
SPRING PERMANENT
CALL NOW FOR APPOINTMENT
NOW!
Maude Buller, Propr.

weed the garden, mow the lawn,
go out to the farm and pick straw-
berries for preserves, , paint the
swing,’ put new rope on'a window
pulley, wash the’ dog, clean out the
furnace, fire box, take her to'the
hairdressers and - - - - But be-
fore she got one word further, 'I
rebelled, and handed her a copy of
Lincoln's Emancipation Proclama-
RALPH L.
WATER WELLS for farms,
factory, mills, reservoirs;
and drainage purposes.

PE og ot
tion freeing all slaves.
A WISE OWL |

to attend. i Sowa 20-tf
front Cf . 5]
ont oem, TS Yo A ree WORK DONE
B ’ "| ESTIMATES ON SHORT NOTICE
MYERS & SONS
Practical - Artesian Well Drillers
co LANCASTER CO., PA.
PHONE LANDISVILLE
RALPH L. MYERS 2176
IF NO ANSWER CALL
Chas R. Myers - - Landisville 2651
Paul L. Myers - - Landisville 4451
Edward G, Myers - Landisville 4456
Associates
SALUNGA, PA,

TE A A AT I WO MN WB

In addition to free instruction on|
courses in har Lancaster has completed plans for
mony and baton twirling will be | the coming year.
summer as a part of]
the East Donegal Summer Recrea-
at May~ |
town, Monday; Marietta, Tuesday | |
and Wednesday; Florin, Thursday.
The program begins the week of)
June 11 but enrollment may take
These |
courses are not restricted to school |
students but are available to adults |
Marietta
This rehearsal is also
RED ROSE CHESS CLUB
MAKES PLANS FOR SEASON *
The Red Rose Chess Club of

Mt.
SWIMMING
GOLF PICNIC
the

Beginning in September,
[club is planning one Match
month with other clubs. Among the
| clubs to be contacted are West
{ Point Military Academy, and An-
napolis Naval Academy.
A chess ladder has just been
| formed and will continue to funec-
tion throughout the summer and
| winter,
Each player in the club is placed
on the ladder according to his
[ strength of play. As the player im-
| proves he progresses up the ladder.
Several rapid transit matches are
also being planned for the local
{club only. Instructions will be of-
fered to beginners. New members |
Joi welcome.
| i I A IIe

TONE
AISBURGH
RYE EAST
Tne 422 (Hersh y Rd)
Harrisburg’s Only Drive-In
a ALL PAVED with BLACK TOP
BM THURS. . FRIDAY - SAT.
Everybody reads newspapers bul Bl FATHER'S LITTLE DIVIDEND’
NOT everybody reads circular ad ~ Spencer Tracy - Elizabeth Taylor
sit i i t
| vertising left on their door step. With Jan Benne
SUNDAY — MONDAY
“ TY”
KILL* the ACHE, BURN, ITCH FROIN ery Boghrt
|
nN Errol Flynn -
ATHLETES FOOT pk - TUESDAY — WEDNESDAY
9
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| OR YOUR 40c BACK. T4-L, TOM’S CABIN"
All American Classic
| | made with undiluted alcohol base, The Great
' DILATES THE VESSELS OF THE
SKIN to reach imbedded infection and
kills on contact*. Get instant- drying
T-4-L at all drug stores. Today at
SLOAN'S PHARMACY
MOUNT GRETNA PARK
COUNTY FAIR NIGHT
Starting Wed. Evening, June 20
MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT ON STAGE
NO ADMISSION

HILDREN UNDER 12 FREE
2 COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT
FIRST SHOW STARTS AT DUSK R4/N on (LEAR
LAIR NCI Io)

FREE
Grand-Opening
AT FLORIN
THE HOME OF FREE ENTERTAINMENT
|SAT., JUNE 16th
FIVE - Big Outstanding Shows - FIVE
STARTING AT 7:30
THE JACK HAINS SHOW
FROM WLBR
ALSO
THE 101 RANCH BOYS
(A. B. C. Network - shows) Columbia Recording artists and Hol-
lywood stars returning by popular demand from WS B A.
| EATS OF ALL KINDS
FLORIN FIRE CO.
FREE FREE
FREE

RHEEMS
CARNIVAL —~ VAUDEVILLE
Sat. Night, June 23
|
|
THE RHEEMS FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS
ARTHUR WOOD'S
North Carolina Ridge Runners
| Lancaster County's Top Hillbilly Band
THE HOLIDAY DANCERS
A Famous Line of Dancing Girls in New Routines
SEE

SEE — The Special Electrical Effects
Positively First Time Shown Outdoors
EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION
TAMARA «The European Ballerina
Note—Comparatively few people, have had the opportunity to
see a Ballerina Dance. This form of entertainment was al-
ways reserved by Kings, for the eyes of Royalty.
Come to Rheems and See How “Royalty” is entertained
MING SING TROUPE
— You'll Say
“THE WORLDS BEST ACROBATS"
THE PLUTOCRATS
America’s Smartest Dogs
The Dalmation play the piano’ —

SEE — ‘SEE | |
ROY REBER’S ORCHESTRA
Tell your friends about Rheems, help to bring bigger crowds. |
we will buy bigger shows if you help bring bigger audiences]
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GRETNA PLAYHOUSE
MT. GRETNA, PENNA.
* Now Playing — Don't Miss It *
Another Sensational Comedy Success
“GOODBYE, MY FANCY”
WEEK ‘ENDING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20th

It delighted Broadway and dazzled Hollywood, Now see
Gretna’s Great Cast in this Delightful Comedy.

CURTAIN 8:30 P. M. ® ADM. $1.00 PLUS TAX

EVENINGS J O y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
7 and 9:00 P.M AND
saruroavs | THEATRE] wotioavs
6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY. JUNE 15 - 16
DORIS DAY — GENE NELSON
“Lullaby Of Broadway”
-in-

MONDAY, JUNE 18
LORETTA YOUNG — BARRY SULLIVAN
“Cause For Alarm?”
-in=-

TUESDAY, JUNE 19
BUD ABBOTT — LOU COSTELLO
“Naughty Nineties”
-in-

WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 20 - 21
IRENE DUNNE — ANDREW RAY
“The Mudlark”
-in-

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Tas DOWN ASIAN CAKE MIX". - 36¢
NORRIS FANCY
| Apricot Nectar 46 39
= » NORRIS FANCY
FRUIT COCKTAIL
2: an 216:
+ $2.39
lb 25
1b 39:
Super Suds rez 32¢
16¢ 29c¢

can
Hams
HCME-VM.ADE
Ham Loaf
STAUFFER'S

Ajax 2/25¢
Clorox 1-qt

SUNSHINE
Hy-drox 1» 45¢ Fig Bars 1h 4.9¢ |

Chewing Gum and Chiclets
All 5¢ Candy
CANDY
6 for 20¢ |
6 jor 25¢ |
» 95
“Top Quality - Low Prices Every Day”
Hess’Food Stores
MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE
PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 65-7811
PRICES EFFECTIVE, JUNE 14, 15, 16

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