~The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, May 31, 1951
OWL LAFFS|Manor High Won
Co. Championship
Mount Joy High school's baseball
team, champions of this district,
played Manor High for the County
High League
Stumpf’s field under the lights, at
Lancaster last Thursday evening
There was entirely too much Dick
out the opposition without a hit or
a run, 5 to 0, before 1,095 spectators.
Only three Mount Joy batters
reached first base, 2 on free passes
and the other on an error in the 4th
inning. In all, Barr faced 24 bat-
ters, fanning 18.

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A WISE OWL
exception of Johnny Miller, who
only fanned once.
George McCue opposed Barr on
the mound, was nicked for 6 timely
hits by the Manor lads, coupled

I's just too vad we have to
wait for a hundred year celebra-
tion to see the many gay ninety

and; flapper we saw: off | iu, three costly walks.
Saturday. We sure ‘had a lot of 4 ; 4 :
fun watching the folks parade with Manor ih.
parasols, high hats, canes ' and Bo BB 2 0-50
Swishing skirts. Shreiner If ..........¢.. 3200
There, are taree things a woman | Stevenson ¢ ........... 3 217 1
can, make out of nothing: a hat, a|Barr p ................. 3001
salad, and a quarrel. ae Bog pd
. Jones: 3b... i.e vss 3001]
JNowadays the only thing that |Glick rf ............... 2000
gets something for nothing is the Lg Zh a 1) 2
vas clegsier. Mount Joy ab h o a
Boyd- 3b 3 001
‘Like the-lady said 'about the Un- | Zeller 1f ............... 3010
ited Nations:, “It's a good idea, but Reap 2 3 2 ?
ifs bound to fail if they leave’ all [Miley 1b 711771 3 0 8 0
those foreigners in it.” Browne 306172
i v's | Zimmerman rf ......... 2001
A gun should be loaded with |G Sri 30 1
czution, and the Buster With com=1 Totals ces 22. 02110
mon sense. MANOR. 202 000 1-5
MOUNT JQY:.:...... 000 000 0—0

R—Herr: 2, Shreiner, Rylee, Glick.
E—Weidman! RBI — Stevenson 4.
2B — Rylee:, SB-Miller, Glick 2,
Herr, Stevenson, Rylee,, Symonds.
ree ge
It takes the youngsters to shut
up: the women folks. (Wish I was
litle ‘again) the other morning one yw
little fellow, .said to his mother: Left—Manor 2, Mt. Joy 3. BB—Mc-
- BE Sv dossrs Cue 3, Barr 2. SO—Barr 18 McCue
Mummy, why, is it Daddy does 7. WP—Barr.
have much hair” .*He: thizks a
great deaz dear,” his mother re-|
plied. Then the ¢%ill queried: “But |
Mummy, then why is it that you | |
have so much?” And Mamma |
promptly scolded: “Finish your
breakfast, immediately.”
When a young GI wrote to his
girl to tell her he couldn’t get home |
cause he was “confined to quarters”
she told her girl friend the Army
was fighting inflation, that the fel-
lows ceuldn’t have anything over a
quarter. - - - We us‘a thing Dumb
Dera was stupid.
We've heard the pay-off on new
bride stories. Yesterday a young
bubby from town sat down to din-
ner and immediately complained:
This meat tastes funny, dear!” His
bride answered: “I don’t see why
ii should. I know I burned it a lit-
tle, but I put sunburn oil on it.”

FRANK “CHUBBY” GANTZ
A graduate of Mount Joy High
School, class of 1917, is spending
some time here as the guest of his
old classmate George Brown on E.
Main street. “Chubby” is now a
Tesident of Philadelphia.

“Hunce” said, “An echo is the
cnly thing that cheats a woman
out of the last word.

A drunk was standing on a cor- .
ner, leaning helplessly against a Th C \ al
telephone pole. Finally a cop came c entennm
up and nudged him with his stick. ° ’
“Why don’t you go home?” The Tennis Tournam t
drunk roused and started walking
round and round the pole, carefully
feeling its surface with his hand.
Finally, after about ten rounds, he
sat on the curb and sighed . . . .
“Sno use ... I'm walled in".
The local tennis tournament
sponsored by our Centennial com-
mittee was really something. All
local talent, the boys and girls cer-
tainly displayed surprising ability
on our courts with these results:
MONDAY'S RESULTS
First Round Girls
Mary Ann Schofield
Mae Zink, 6-0, 6-1.
Marilyn Newcomer def. Christine
Max( 6-0, 6-0.
Joanne Kramer defeated Winona
Markley, 6-1, 6-1.
Jackie Zeller
Myers, 6-0, 6-0.
Girls Semi-Finals
Schofield defeated Newcomer, 6-4
2-6, 6-2.
Kramer defeated Zeller, 6-0, 6-0.
.. ..First Round Junior Boys ....
Jack Beaston defeated Ronald
Wilson, 8-0.
James Pennell defeated Richard
Divet by default.
Charles Grog
Nissley, 8-0.
Ben Groff def. Tim Schroll, 8-6
Semi-Finals Junior Boys

Little Willie out Milton
Grove said:
“Pa, a man’s wife is his better
half, isn’t she?”
“Well, we are told so, son,” said
Pa. not looking up from his paper.
“Well, then” continued Willie,
“if a man marries twice there isnt
anything left of him, is there?”
-= — — No reply.
near
defeated
defeated Beverly

Anything you tell a woman us-
ually goes in one ear, over the
telephone wire, over the back yard
ferice, and over the bridge table, in
that order. defeated James

Yesterday our office got a call
from a woman who wanted her Beaston def. Pennell, 8-0.
Spouse’s name put in the obituary | Charles Groff defeated Ben Groff
column because she caught him | 8-0.
kissing his secretary.
“How long has he heen dead?”
she was asked.
“He starts tomorrow.”
First Round Senior Boys
Ben Brown drew bye.
Glenn Wolgemuth defeated Carl
Brandt, 6-0, 6-0.
Russell Gantz def. John Hendrix
7-5, 6-2.
Ben Clinger
Garland, 6-1, 6-2,
Bill Beaston drew bye.
Bob Miller defeated Don Zerphy,

Carl Brandt says a skunk is a defeated Ronnie
pussy cat with a fluid drive.
I was speaking to a real old lady | 6-1, 6-2.
yesterday and when 1 remarked | ET oor bz Feler
2
that she was’ getting ‘up in ‘years, Ji Ken’ Engle ‘defeated Toby Weber
_ she commented: “Yes, “I've been 6-1, BE Rad § Av,
around for some tinse.” last time AR
I Tit the on Tope i Tel lay | Brown 62,
cake I barbecued the ceiling. "% Klinger def. Gantz 6-1, 6-0.
: Beaston def. Miller, 6-1, 6-0.

championship, at
Barr, Manor's southpaw, who shub said, “it served the guy right.” Up
He struck out every player in the
Mount Joy lineup twice with the
THE LOW
HICKORY GROVE
If the other guy's horse is stolen
or his house burns down, we take
note but it is minor and soon for-
gotten. But some time ago, for a
change, a big N. Y. city editor,
craving to be different or something
and instead of feeling compassion
and then forgetting the whole thing,

‘o now, I am in the dark, says Hen-
ry. Patience, IT says,
I have in mind this one particul-
ar big city paper saying it was
nothing wrong in the Govt. being
the Big Cheese in the TVA coun-
try where it ruthlessly took over
and erased from the scene, with
the help of congress, the individual | |
outfits that risked their perspira= promising young
tion and cash in building there a|stage today, has
kilowatt business.
And now what.
been
At the recenthouse, popular summer
voter down on. Main Street has appeared in eight |
not get too excited or even, hep to|Broadway productions, her
what sorry dish is cooking for him recent one being “The Curious Sav-
himself. But if ‘bad’ news can hap-|age” with Lillian Gish. She also
pie, some such sad Govt. -newsisuch shows as “Our Gal Sunday”
could happen to a barbew, a dentist,/and “Stella Dallas”
a housewife, or who—as we, with® ——-——
out heed, leave the barn door un-
Ben Brown Gets
locked.
(From Page 1)
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
: Ebersole Post 185 American Legion
Home here.
George McCue, who won the all- |
UNION NATIONAL MOUNT
JOY BANK WILL RENOVATE
around award last year, was given |
a plaque in recognition of his four |

In order to better serve its many
customers and facilitate growth in ;
business, the Union National Mi.|Yars rerformance
Joy. Bink is planning to renovate with Mount Joy High teams and |
the entire ' interior of the bank|Cerald Wilson was given a plaque
building.
"New low counters will be instal- the Class C Eastern Regional bas-
led along tlie east and west sides ketball playoff.
of ‘the' building, a bookkeeping room The Oldtimers elected
will Be” provided from the north
side and new’ lighting fixtures and
improvements to the heating sys-
tem will also be included in the
renovation.
Wilkinson Associates, Inc., of
Philadelphia, bank architects, will
furnish all the labor and materials.
Operations will commence on or
about July 1.
ELIZABETHTGWN ROSE SHOW |
of outstanding
the fol-
Ben Groff, president;
bleib, vice president;
man, treasurer.
First Team Present
ever to play varsity basketball at
Mount Joy High, the team of 1015- |
16 were present. They were: Frank

ent own, Earl Grissinger,
compete for prizes by entering their
prize blooms in the Elizabethtown
Rose Society’s Show to be held on
Saturday, June 9, at 41 S. Market
St., Elizabethtown.
A schedule of the show, contain-
ing rules, scoring, and all necessary
information, will be sent to inter-
ested persons who drop a penny
post card to W. G. Stauffer, 112 N.
Poplar St. Elizabethtown.
ee A sag.
ANGLER CAUGHT 9': LB. |
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Florin.
Members of the 1950-51
were also guests of honor.
Speaker for the
Prof. Charles W. Mayser.
Ben Groff acted as
and introduced the
toastmaster
oldest football
est baseball player,
derfer, of Selins Grove who Played
here in 1909.
Rev. John Baer gaye the invoca-
tion.
Dr.H.C.Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
163 S. Charlotte St.
Telephone 5.3376
Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30
Tues. Fri, Sat. 7.9 P. M.
CATFISH AT ROWENNA
Another large catfish was taken
from the Susquehanna river last)
week when Walter Forry, Colum-|
bia, landed a 273; inches, 91% Ibs. |
blue catfish while fishing at
enna. He used shrimp for bait.
This was the largest cattie taken
from the Lancaster county stream
this year. Next in size was a seven|
pounder caught by Elmer Russell,
of Lancaster, at Shenk’s Ferry.
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Tues. Fri. Sat.
9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. M
ELIZABETHTOWN
15 E. High St.
Can Surplus Liver Telephone 24.R
Usually during hog-killing time, |
surplus liver, ribs, and backbones!
are given away. Why not store]
these items in the refrigrator until
the rush is over and then can them? |
To save space in jars, precook back-
bones until tender, then remove
meat and can it as hash. Ribs are
nicer if they are broiled in the |
oven and packed into jars and]
covered with brown gravy before David Hess Music Shop
canning. Precook sliced liver in
106 N. Market Street
water until it loses its color. Pack
in jars with a small piece of lean ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
Phone 605-J
pork and cover with water or stock.
Color Aids Recovery 11-tf
Because hospitals are coming to
realize more and more that drab or Eo
glaring white rooms are hard on | |
patient morale, many Busptale
have taken to the use of modern ~
furniture in soft attractive colors. ALL KINDS
Besides being colorful, hard and SCRAP IRON, RAGS, PAPER,
durable, finishes for hospital furni- Fo
fure have to withstand the effect of AUTOMOBILES, Eic.
such materials as mouth washes,
medieines, strong soaps and clean. . » ons
ing compounds.
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wel and the windows
an are well placed can be
EE ‘walls off-white’ and’ t} the : wood-
‘a lovely. shade of’ ‘turquoige
with the turquoise and burnt orange
and copper tones can be used ‘ef
and fabrics.
nin:

isn’t as good as a dollar,| Engle def. Zimmerman 6-2, 6-1.
ik it goes to Church | Brown def. Klinger, 6-1, 6-0.
is Beaston def. Engle, 3-6, 6-1, 6-2.

A room in which the woodwork is
ost: attractive | 79 painting
blue: Dark brown combines wi
fectively for accent in accessories
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actresses o >
1 esses on the| Mi
signed as
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pen to an editor, I recon, easy as|has been busy ‘on radio, playing in |
among others. |
for his outstanding performance in|
lowing officers during the meeting: |
Russel Hal- |
Charles Esh- |
leman, secretary and Joseph Brene- |
| Gantz, Philadelphia, John Baer, Al- |
Lancaster; |
|Ge Brow I ster Jy
four Yose growers of Mount eorge Brown I Lec tex Roberts, |
Joy. and ‘vicinity are invited oF rl H. Myers, Carl Garber, all of |
y town; and Coach Henry O'Neil, of |
team |
evening was |
player, John H. Zeller and the old- |
Mark Beamen- |

NEWTOWN
Mr. and Mrs, Harry Shuman, of
E-town spent Sunday afternoon
with Mrs. Matilda Derr.
Mr, and Mrs. Wilbert Witmer and
son of East Petersburg visited Mr.
and Mrs. Irvin Witmer Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs, Irvin Witmer are
the proud parents of a son last
Wednesday.
Sunday visitors of Mr. and Mrs.
Daniel Geltmacher were Mr. and
Mrs. Mervin Kieth and daughter,
Margaret, of Lititz R.D.; Mr. and
| Mrs, Ralph Keith of Brunnervilleg
t

Mr. and Mrs. Henry Frank and
family, of Paradise; Mr. and Mrs.
Lewis Johnston, of Harrisburg;
Mr. Charles Johnston, Rev, James
Whife and daughter, of Sheridan,
and Mr. and Mrs. Norman Musser
of Columbia RI.
r. Joseph Wittle and daughter
and Mr. Charles Wittle visited Mr.

leading lady for the Gretna Play- | and Mrs. Aristice Wittle Sunday.
theatre at|
conclave of editors in Washington, Mt. Gretna, which opens its 1951 | pg.
Callers during the weekend -of
and Mrs. Irvin Witmer were: |
apalling evidence was bared show-|season on Thursday, June 7th. | Mr, and Mrs. Wm. Kauffman and
ing how the UN and Washington] Miss Hall will have an important | family, Mr. nad Mrs Jno Kaif
were arrogantly conniving to keep(role in Philip Barry's brilliant | wah; of Tronville Mr. and © Mis;
various kinds of news from the pa-|comedy hit, “Holiday”, which has! Miss Gl: adys “Reist of
pers. It depends on, whose ox is|been chosen as the season opener | Conestoga.
gored. Until the Govt. stands el-at Mt. Gretna. Mr. and Mrs. Chester Rhoads
bowing you personally the average The charming and talented per- | Mr. Claude Rhoads, Mr promi]
| Rhoads. Mrs. Violet Shennabrook,
and Mrs. Cimmer, all of Columbia;
| Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Shennabrook,
[ of Pottstown were weekend visitors
of Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Frysing-
| er and. Mrs. Daniel Moore.
Mr. and Mrs. Harvard Johnston,
| of Lancaster; Mr. and Mrs. Ray
Gamber, of Manheim; Mr. and Mrs.
John Rhoads, of Coatesville, were
Sunday visitors of Mr. and Mrs.
| Abram: Gamber and family.
| Rev. C. I. Summy and family
| were Saturday evening guests of
| Rev. and: Mrs. R. H. Arndt.
{ Rev. and Mrs. R. H. ‘Arndt at-
ended the exer-
| cises at Mt.
|
commencement
Joy High School,

~~ Heilig
Funeral Home
23 W. Main St. Mount Joy
Le JAMES B. HEILIG,
| Funeral Director
Eight members of the first team |

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FLORIN, PENNA.
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Thursday afternoon and evening,
Rev. and Mrs. R, H. Amdt visited
Mr. and Mrs, Calvin L. Campbell
at Lancaster and attended the Laf-
ayette School festival. J

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