d==The Bulletin, Mt. Joy,
Pa.,
Thursday, March’ 29, 1951
OWL LAFFS
BY
A WISE OWL
There are two times when a per-
scn knows he shouldn't spend mon-
ey—before and after.
On walking down the street to-
day I noticed a boy on the sidewalk
with a sign tied across his chest,
with the letters B.AILK. written
across the sign.
In curiosity, I asked him,
ny, what do those letters
for?”
“Mister,” he said. “They stand for
BOY AM 1 KONFUSED.”
“But Sonny,” I said, “Confused
is not spelled with a ‘K
«Mister, he said. “You just don't
know how confused I am.”
“Son-
stand
We very rarely get vacations, but
when we do it usually consists of 2
weeks which are 2 short, after
Mount Joy Lost
(From page 13
proved their speed, stealing the ball
time and again. Their downfall was
one of those things when that be 21)
which we are 2 tired’ 2 return 2
work and 2 broke not 2.
A young man was patiently wait-
ing in front of a counter at a rail-
road station to buy some. stamps.
The two female clerks were busy
talking.
“Her evening gown,” said one,
“was of metallic brocade, had a
braided bow, and full sleves.”
At this point the young man
brecke in with: “I wonder if you
could get me a neat purple stamp
with a perforated hem, the whole
busiess treated with a coating of
lovely mucilage and costing about
three cents?”
it’s just
meal
It's no crime to be broke,
a little inconvenient around
time.
which is
all of
New 1 ask
se: A wife who drives from the
you,
back seat, or a husband who cooks
irom the dining room table? - - -
If a man still has both his tonsils
and his appendix, the chances
he’s a doctor - - - It's hard to keep
the home circle square where there
is a triangle - - - Ignorance of the
law does not prevent the losing
lawyer from collecting his fee - - -
A flirtation is attention with inten-
are
tion - - - Every woman really has
a secret desire to write. Checks,
that is.
Riding a bus to Lancaster yes-
terday, I was amused to see a small
boy grab a toupee off a man sitting
front of them. Indignantly, the
“Madam, what do
your child
in
man complained:
you mean by letting
snatch off my wig?”
“If it's just a wig,
of it. I was afraid the little
had scalped ycu” the mother
plied.
think nothing
devil
rE-
A timely sign in a Washington
garden— “Let it be said of these
flowers that they died with their
roots on.”
If you want to get rich quick and
without much capital, this should
interest you. This is how I did it.
I bought a cat farm. Cats multiply
fast and cat skins sell for a good
profit. Food for the cats cost a lot
of green stuff so I bought a rat
farm which was right next door.
Now I had the rats to feed to
the cats. But what about food for
the rats? This was settled easy. The
cat carcasses after they were skin-
ned provided that. Well, that’s
where my profit came in. I fed the
rats to the cats, the cats to the rats
and get the skins free.
device for
to better
A family tree is a
tracing yourself back
folks than you are.
One of our exchange editors read
that a New York young woman
kneads bread with her gloves and,
as a hint to delinquent subscribers,
gave vent to his feelings with, the
following item printed in an issue
of his ‘newspaper:
“It is said a New York woman
kneads bread with her gloves on,
but we do more than ‘that... We
knead bread with our boots on:
we knead bread with our pants on;
‘and if a. lot of our subscribers don't
soon pay. up—well need bread with
sented the coaches with their Reg-
Weekly Letter
By Penna. State
Game Commission
The vicious ai-
direction.
inn} hi . 3 ie Th [my
ional championship trophies. Fre- tackers returned to their former
donia, of course. also received the|positions. Being close enough at
state trophy. that time, I stilled the dogs with
| un.
An additional trophy will also|™Y, 8 .
: b trop will also) The buck stood with its head
g t °C 7 2 | 3
go into the Mount Joy trophy to the ground, the neck hair
Coach Houck revealed Tuesday|erect. In deer fashion, he ap-
night that it will be a worn, well- cared grater] as he hobbled
{back into the brush.
used copy of the Ne z
Th Dy New Testament. | The following day, when I ap-
The hook, Houck revealed, has [proached the deer, ‘which was
been carried with the team for the
past two years and has had an im-
portant role in the coaching of his]
teams.
a
WILL TRAP FOXES ON REQUEST,
The Mount Joy Sportsmen's As-|
sociation announces that it
services of two men to trap foxes.|
|
Any farmer desiring this service]
shall notify the Association.
At
If you scorch food, put a raw]
potato in it and let it stand for
awhile. This will “draw” the
burned flavor =-- unless, of |
course, the food is actually burnt.
Two Rotarians met kefore
luncheon and the one remarked:
“My wife tells me that your
wife displayed a marvelous know-
ledge of Parliamentdry law at the]
Women’s Club the other day.”
“Well, why shouldn't she?” an-
swered the other. “She has
been the speaker of the house
for 15 years.”
A local young man moved to
the city and after several weeks
of having his clothes done by
laundry he was very discouraged,
for they sent his clothes back,
shrunk out of shape so he could
not get into them. So he fi-
nally got angry and sent them a
large rail road spike. To this
he, attacher a note saying, “I'll
bet you can’t shrink: this.”
A few days later the laundry
returned to him, a small bundle,
inside of it was a carpet tack.
It said, “The heck we can’t.
Let's not fall for*any of , those
April fool jokes this week end.
* A WISE OWL
ig ie
has the
EER SAGA AACA Ar 7 rn i A
then lying about 20 feet from the
{body of one of the dogs, it got
|lamely to its feet. However,
{when I returned two days later, I
learned that the odds had Leen
[too great, the baitle too exhaust-
ling. The buck lay dead. Its
{right rear quarter had been badly
|lacerated and its neck bore many
deep tooth wounds.”
Tunnel A Nightmare For Deer
One of the Pennslylvania Turn-
{pike tunnels was recently used as
an escape avenue, writes Game
| Protecton John S. Dittmar, Loys-
burg, who says:
| One of the watchers at the Al-
|legheny Tunnel of the Turnpike
[told me this story the other day.
{As he watched an end of the
tunnel a car stopped and the
driver reported that he had pass-
led a dog ‘chasing a deer in the
[tunnel, While they talked, ¢
{doe deer came out of the 1 1-2
{mile long tunnel, followed by a
|
1
|kbeagle. The watcher caught the
{hound. which wore no collar or
|identification tag.
{ Antlered Bucks In March
the first of March,
buck deer still
reports Game
I observed,
that some of our
[retain their antlers,
| Protector Calvin A. Hooper, Jr.
|New Castle. Getting down ‘to
cases, he said, There are three
such deer that frequent a State
Game Land in Lawrence Co.
One is a 14, the second an 8
and the third a 6 point buck.
een Sin
TROUT FOR LOCAL STOCKING
WILL ARRIVE SATURDAY
Fish Warden Robert M. Greener
has received word that his next
shipment of trout will arrive this
Saturday, March 31, at the Mariet-
ta Pestoffice: at 10: 30, a.m.
The’ shipment; will include trout
for these streams: "Donegal Springs,
330 bropks; Donegal creek, 650
brooks; Charles’: Run, 300 brooks;
and Gladfelter’s Run, 350 brooks.
— pp — A
Cuban money is printed in the
United States.
THE LOW DOWN|
HICKORY GROVE
Quite a coming
out of their concerns
few States are
lethargy as
TA a a Be a ne om a ng
The Bulletin’s.
Scrapbook !
+ + +
Week's Best Recipe
Stuffed Potatoes with Brazil
nuts: 6 large potatoes, 2 t salt,
1-4 t pepper, lc hot milk, 1-2 ¢
ground Brazil nuts, 1-2 ¢ grated
American cheese: Select pota-
toes as near the same size as
possible
to bake evenly,
the
in order
Scrub potatoes, dry. Grease
skins with fat or oil. Bake in
hot oven about 1 hour. When
baked, cut slice from top of each,
scoop out centers (not breaking
skins), Mash or put potatoes
through rices, add salt’ and pep-
per and beat in hot *milk to
make light and fluffy. Stir in
ground Brazil nuts, Pile lightly
into . shells, rounding slightly.
Sprinkle grated cheese over po-
tato. Serves six.
You Can Do It
You can work magic with
white pique, Take a topper
from last year, make deep cuffs
of pique and large buttonholes,
sew buttons on sleeve of jacket
|
inst wouldn't go thru the hoop. Our i where do we get off if we do not
ace scorers, McCue and Wilson] eo: Observation Camp Tops soon, up and lower the boom,
¥ [ Since World War II, educators the: giant ‘vehicles 2 and" 3
couldn't make them good. {and sportsmen have become |" slan ee Hees = oe
AL that Mount Joy and Coach|creasingly aware of the need to| sections long, {hat are pounding
{ Houck are very proud of our team.|!€ach youngsters the value and]our roads to dust. Lethargy,
They deserve a lot of credit. | resources, as weil aa the |™Y Word avs Henry. Sure, I
There were 1728 paid admissions pleasures and benefits derived says--but quiet-- and if you do
to the game, 1400 of whom were|from hunting and fishing. not have a dictionary, I will
local fans. The score. A natural product of this | loan you mine,
Mount Joy G Fl PF consciousness, the Ju-| 1 wij proceed. I'been read-
McCue F 3 9 3 nior Conservation Camp, sponsor=- ing where Califor hi ust
Wilson F 1 8 4 by the Pa Federation of[ IRE wher: AS jus
Bowman C 1 0 3 g/Sportsmen’s Clubs and Pa, State | discovered that its big trucks hit
Boyer C 0 0 9 College, will be operated this it up to 70 and that they out=
Brown G 3 0 3 gj Summer for its fourth consecutive run by 15 minutes, the fastest
Shupp G 5 9 5 | year. Beginning June 10th, four Bil. botwes S:
Miller G 0 1 > ’lcamp groups will spend 12 days |" « . Jolween wan
Cu each at the State College Forestry | Francisco and Los Angeles--445
Totals 15 13 20 o{Camp, in northern Huntingdon Co. | niles. The State has just dis-
Fredonia G NM PF TI [Camp costs will be bome by the covered this flagrant speed
Gamble. I 5 a > |sportsmen’s clubs that sponsor ie :
Clinefelter F 0 1 1 3) the boys. : I deduct as follows, towit, via 3
Craig C 10 7 4 27 All of the state conservation | answers One: Let every citi-
Loomis C 0 0 0 ofagencies and the U. 8. Soil Con-{,0; coll his fliver--stay = home.
Siater G | 5 3 7|servation Service will join with Two: Build: ne
Matthews G 0 1 1 1/the camp staff and other special- | WO: passenger = car '=
Rodemover G 0 0 0 0] ists in teaching the campers sub- | size gopher ‘holes every half
Gilson G 0 0 jects pertaining to the outdoors | mile, so when a 70 mile per hour
ite nis —|and natural resources. : double-jointed, mile-high truck
Totals 16 17 15 49 , Never a dull moment describes heaves into view, Mr. and Mrs.
Free throws missed: Mt. Joy - {the life enjoyed by the fortunate Ordinary Citi ol i
McCue 5, Wilson, Shupp. Fredonia| campers. The bkoys revel in an | Ordinary Citizen could dive io)
Gamble 3, Craig 4, Slater 2, Mat- |excitingly new and busy existence | safety. Three: And, no jokin’,
thews. in the roughly comfortable build- require that the heavy freight
Scere by periods: lings and on the grounds of the people provide their own road bed
o a - I C al )C
MOUNT JOY 5 13 11 camp. oir 1h wi
FREDONIA 17 10 11 11—49] The boys who attend the camp [join in with the railroads, buy
|are high ida Sophomores and | half the R. R. right-of-way and
juniors. e are usually se~|..uve cueh if "Whee . on
LOCAL 5 WON LANCO [lected rou competitive exam- | PVE sup, i they choose, or. ge
“B" CHAMPIONSHIP ination. hey are urged to or- themself their own private .and
Mount Joy won the championship| ganze: Junio ‘Sportsmen's clubs independent roadway,
{upon return to their home locale. And in conclusion after we get
of the class “B” Lanco cage league] {Battle With Dogs Fatal To Deer| = Yack pel =
last Thursday night as they defeat-| One February day, as George |" pavements Lack get ourself a
ed Millersville 50-34 to: take the| Weller, a Deputy Game Protector | new law where Shy passenger
fing] series iwo mames to one. checked his Rabbit box traps, set [car builder who builds a car that
e |along the Blue Mountain in Leb- | will go faster than 50 miles per
The champions got off to a fast{anon County, he heard the furi- i noon] She I
start as they tallied 20 points injous barking of dogs. Thinking a would be hanged at.day-
the opening quarter while holding| |they might be running a fox, oreak, or even sooner.
Millersville to. eight. Weller hurried to his truck, a ————— A ee
half mile away, where he ob- . :
The locals continued to add to|tained his shot gun. Migrating Lemmings
its advantage in the next two quar- He knew the dogs had their Legend has it that migrating lem-
ters and it. was only in the finallhoWline and growling. As he | mings in the Scandinavian north
period they were outscored, 12-10. proved HR of ae move to the sea and try to swim it
Millersville es as q od 3 0 Ena In a vain search for the lost *conti-
G Fl Tlsnow would permit, this is the oh ids
J. Herr F 14 2| pathetic sight Weller encountered, | Pent of Atlantis. Canadian lem-
Gehr F 0 0 Olas he related it: mings are less likely to encounter
Filling F 1 0 2| While stalking the animals I| Water on their travels and usually
Bowers C 2 4 8/heard sounds which were hair- | perish of exhaustion or starvation.
Howell G 23 1 3 raising, When within 75 feet of | All types of lemmings, however,
Levan G bo 2 1 5/the battle, I saw a big hound and | change from shy, timid creatures
Aumen G . «3 0 14/a shepherd dog attacking a| to bold, pugnacious animals on
a large buck deer. Six times they | their migration march
Totals .14 6 34 krought the deer down. ee
Mount Joy G Fl Tl Their teamwork was amazing. Ee
Goodling F ............... 5 0 10/The hound would run back and Ohio’s Electric Power
Ney F 0 1 1{forth at one side of the deer, Among the most important indus-
Helm C 5 1 11|while the smaller shepherd stood | trial advantages of the state of Ohio
Weaver G 6 1 13/at the other side barking to at-| are its electric power resources.
Reichard G 3 1 5jtract the bucks attention. As! Ohio's electric power industry has |
Baker G 1 1 3/the buck would turn to watch developed during the past seventy |
C. Hershey G 2 1 5lthe noisy shepherd, the hound years, since 1879 wi Pid
] | J : : ars, 79 when Charles
H. Hershey G 1 0 2/would spring, sink his teeth in Francis Brush dem
Co back of the deer's neck and | Francis Brush demonstrated the
Totals 32 6 50/would throw his weight against | first practical electric lighting Sy
MILLERSVILLE 6 7 7 12—34/the deer’s ribs, knocking the ter- | tem, at Cleveland, until it repre: |
MOUNT JOY 20 10 10 10—o5/rified animal down. Immediately, | sents an investment of nearly one
Referees, Witwer and Raber. |the smaller dog would grab the! and one half billion dollars.
——— buck at the hind quarters, and ——
— oy {both dogs would chew and tear Theory: :
MOUNT JOY HIGH MET [ot the doer Sy Stati TH Theory Jim Sin
FREDONIA A SECOND TIME lof the reach of the sharp hoofs. ‘ Some thought og 29 given as
Both M pez a i At this point, I closed in to '0 Whatl goes on to keep the sun an |
oan, Joy. og, Pe take part in this unequal battle. eternal ball of fire. The theory has
t a second . ams the puck was now bellowing | been advanced that heat of the sun
were guests of honor in Hershey|with rage and pain. He came | is caused by a cycle of atomic fis- |
last evening when Gov. Fine pre-/to his feet, throwing the tor- | sion reactions leading from one
{menting hound 8 or 10 feet in| stage to another until it returns to
its original stage and starts all over
again.
Live Afloat
Canton, China, might well qualify |
to be known as the world capital of |
river folk. Tho 1s of people live
their entire lives there in boats—
mostly sampans — afloat on the
Pearl river. Some of them, espe-
cially women, seldom set foot on
the city’s streets.
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Everybody reads newspapers but
NOT everybody reads circular ade
vertising left on their door step.
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23 W. Main St, Mount Joy
JAMES B. HEILIG,
Funeral Director
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APPOINTMENT
DR. S. MILLIS
OPTOMETRIST
59 N. MARKET STREET ..
ELIZABETHTOWN
Hours:
Daily: 9 to 1 and 2 to 5
Evenings: Tues. & Sat. 6:30 - 8
No Hours Thursday
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and have buttoned cuffs. The
Idea canbe carried out. for col-
lar ang dow. each side of jack-
et opening, using the hattons to
hold trimming in place. T
follow the “pretty” look of the
feminine costume, frills, embroid-
J)
ery, lace, is used at the neckline.
You can do much at home with
your
Flowers can be
waistline, neckline,
tucked in at the
needle to add these touches. |
and using a|
BENNETT'S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
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“skull” cap as a form, can be- |
come a flower garden on the
head,
Inspirational BULK AND GALLONS
A man should never be ashamed | Try our old fashioned sugar cones
to admit that he has been in| with Breyers Ice Cream.
the wrong, which is but saying,
in other words, that he is wiser| TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
today than he was yesterday.
T WILL DO (aml
B00 NO La.»
on Lesh
Quality Meats
ALSO
A FULL LINE OF
Fruits Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St., Mt. Joy
JOSEPH F. GINGRICH, Inc.
Elizabethtown’s
REAL ESTATE
FRANKLIN B.
Exclusive
AGENCY
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PHONE MT. JOY ELIZABETHTOWN
3-4891 419
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ESTIMATES ON SHORT NOTICE
WAT
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drainage purposes.
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and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can
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CALL 3-9163
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Norris Milk
NORRIS FANCY
FRANCO AMERICAN
Spaghetti
SUNNY SMILE BARTLETT
GREEN GIANT
Peas
SNOW CRroP
303
Fab
reg. 32¢
reg. 10¢ bath 2/29¢
INDIAN RIVER
Grapefruit
Strawberry Jelly
P ears Pieces for Salads 2" can
Frozen Orange Juice
Sunshine Hi-Ho Crackers
Sunshine Krispy Crackers 1b. 28¢ 2 ibs. 53¢
Vel
reg. S2¢
Cashmer Bouquet Soap
J a 40c
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cans
cans
Ajax
a2 cans 2 Sc
Palmolive Soap
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PHONE 3-9094 j
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