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d=The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, February 1, 1951

OWL LAFFS

J,
A WISE OWL

Would you believe it, theres a
woman living right here in town
that actually buys canary birds for
her cat.
Wonder how much
she pays?
income tax |

Landisville Wins
Its 17th Straight;
Mount Joy Won
The Landisville quintet won its
17th straight game in the Lancaster
County Basketball League Monday |
night as they scored a convincing
95 to 59 victory over Lititz. In an-
other contest Marsh Gemberling
tallied 48 points as he paced the lo-
cal Legion team to an 86-80 victory
overy Tri-town.
Undefeated Landisville had little
trouble in defeating Lititz as Curt
Gallagher tossed in 24 counters.
Mt. Joy and Tri-town hooked up
in a real thriller with the winners
holding a slim 49 to 48 halftime ad-
vantage. Tri-town rallied in the 3rd
quarter to tie up the count at 69-
all. The locals then spurted in the
last quarter to take the verdict.
Gemberling poured in 19 field
goals and ten foul conversions for
his total of 48 points.
Tri-Town . G FI MT
Hoover F* 15 b 33

Back at the fire house Sunday | Kilhefner F ........... 9 1 19
two fellows at a table spoke. | Hershey C 8 i gy
One said that while he was eating y oe 3 1 7
dinner at home Saturday the but- po ns G ee a ng
ter ran. Steller’ G viii 0.0 0
Other guy said, that’s nothin’. | Ls ee
Over at our house T saw a cake| Total % 8 »
walk. Meunt Joy Legion G Fl 1
Haverstick I .......... 5 1 11
Hershey FF ............ 0 0 0
Sammy Dock, who runs the Reighard F ........... 0 0
Pennsylvania Railroad here in town Shirk 3 2 5%
told nie that his Dad always gave Gemberiing persons oa 1 5
& toast before he flogged him. SEG... 2 1 5
; When asked what it was he re- A ——~_—_"§_§_
marked: Bottoms Up. Totals ............ 34 18 86
ry RE Score by periods:
TRI-TOWN ....... 20 28 21 11-80
; Subpase you saw: by the papers Mp, JOY ......... 25 24 20 1786
fhat birds wintering around Pitts- Referees: Peters, Betz.
burgh ‘needed de-icers. It’ rained,
their wing and tail feathers froze
and when they tried to take off
they did the darndest things in the
air—none of 'em could fly straight.
They zigged, zagged and what not.

I was telling Sixty Groff about it
and he came up with this one. He
said he was down around Bull Run
in York County hunting quail and
the way those dern birds flew, their
feathers must have been frozen to-
gether. Fnyhow he couldn't hit any.
But he got an idea. He waited till
they lit and huddled together—then
he shot into the flock and believe
me he got birds.
Back at the fire house the other
evening the fellows had an argu-
ment as to who was the first wo-
man. One fellow said it was Eve
and several others argued that it]
was Eve's mother.
Guess we'll let you answer that
one.
Some fellow told me Chet Arm-
strong was selling birds so I just
walked up and got a swallow.
Now I know why Jim Berrier
came to Lancaster County to farm,
He declares that up in Perry Co.
you can plant on boths sides of
most the farms.
A chap here bought a house sev-
eral years ago and you should see
how that property leans. He de-
clares the only thing holding it up
today is the mortgage.

We have an old maid here in
town, (pardon me I should have
said an elderly lady) who declares
that she has had only twenty
birthdays and she’s right. She was
born on the twenty-ninth of Feb-
ruary.
If you want a cigarette and can’t
get one, just eat a cigar—then you
will have a cigar-eat.
Did you ever stop to think that
George Shatto has quite a barbar
shop. There you can get shaved
while you wait.

Guess they're right when they
claim that the strongest men in the
world live out West, There they
hold up trains.
Guess you heard about Aaron
Rye”s hard luck. A tank ran into
his butcher truck and knocked the
tripe out of it.

Went down the alley the other
day and passed Harry Darrenkamp
just as he came out of the poultry
house after gathering the eggs. As
he walked toward the house I heard
s the guy we've been laying

dus that woman same fro: he so
Tri-Town B 39, Mt. Joy B 35.
LEAGUE STANDING
Teams Ww L Pet.
Landisville ........ 17 0 1.000
Marietta .......... 14 2 875
New Holland ...... 10 6 625
Millersville ........ 10 7 538
Mount Joy :.,...... 8 8 500
Reamstown .....:.. 7 10 412
Tri-Town ......... 6 11 353
Quarryville ........ 6 1 353
Btw ............. 6 11 333
Columbia .......... 6. 11 353
Retasville «i... 1.15 063
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MOUNT JOY HIGH TOPS
PATTON, 79 TO 19
The local High School basketball
team defeated the Patton School
cagers in a non-league game played
on the Mount Joy floor.
Mount Joy was in complete com-
mand all the way and encountered |
little cpposition from their oppon- |
ents. Score:

Pagtion: .. .. ...... ww GF... Tl
C.Adams F ........... 2. 2 6
BE NmusPF ........... 0 0 0]
D. Nmus FF ........... 2 0 4]
Hillard ¥ ............. 0 Oj
J. Adams C ............ 2 1 5
Jacobs € .............. 0 0 0
Breneman G .......... 0 2 2
Wagner G ............ 1 0 2
Howell G ............. 0 0 0 |
Potals ............... 755 19
Mt. Joy High G Fi 7
McCue F.............. 13 1 2%
Miller F* .............. 3 0 6
Zimmerman FP ........ 2 0 4
Widsen FF .............. 3 0 6
Booth F ............... 1 1 3
Bowman C ........... 7 1 15
Boyd C ............... 3 0 Ci
Shupp CG ...... rv. 3 0 6
Boyer G ..-........... 0 0 0
Brawn G .............. 1 0 2
Becker G ............. 2 0 4
Totals .......... 0. 36 3:19
Score by periods:
‘PATTON "......... 5 7 2 5-19
MQUNT JOY ..... 11 25 27 16-79
Referees: Hershey, Shirk.
| Mt. Jey JV’s 36, Patton JV’s 17

LETTERS GRANTED
Zella M. Rehrer, 139 Manheim St.,
administratrix of the estate of Geo.
H. Rehrer, late of this place.
J. Earl Martin, Mt. Joy R2, is ex-
ecutor of the estate of David B.
Ginder, late of Mount Joy Twp.
The First National Bank and
Trust C:mpany, Mount Joy execu-
tor of the estate of Milton G.
Strickler, late of Rapho township.
Qe

CHESS TOURNAMENT
The Red Rose Chess Club, of
Lancaster, will sponsor a chess
tournament for the championship
of Lancaster County, beginning on
February 9th.
The tournament is open to the
public with three classes A—Begin-
ners, B—Average, C—Strong.
— a
Bulletin Ads Pay Big Dividends.

ject, here's a good one. A Grade
teacher asked a pupil what was the
difference between a lemon and a
head of cabbage.
The boy said he didn’t know and
the teacher replied: Well, if I was
your mother I certainly wouldn't
send you to the Acme!store fai any
lemons. | x
“ox
John Fuller told me that if its
{ Mr. and Mrs.
Mortuary Record
(From page 1)
three, of Landisville, widow of
Henry H. Gamber, died Friday at
the home of her daughter Mr. and
Mrs. Amos Nissley, Landisville,
with whom she resided, aften an
illness of one week.
She was the daughter of the late
Benjamin and Anna Shenk Neff
and was a member of Landisville
Mennonite Church.
Surviving are five children. An-
na, wife of Amos Nissley, Landis-
ville, with whom she resided; Hele-
| na, wife of J. W. Shank, Chicago,
| 11l.; Benjamin N. Scottsdale; Har-
ry N. Manheim Rl; and Ada, wife
of Lester Brubaker, Lancaster R4.
There also survive eight grandchil-
dren and three great-grandchildren.
The funeral was held in the Lan-
disville Mennonite Church Tues-
day afternoon with interment in
the adjoining cemetery.
Mrs. William Tyndall
Mrs. Elizaketh M. Tyndall, seven-
ty-four, wife of ex-postmaster Wil-
liam Tyndall, 4 West Main street,
died at 7:25 p. m. Monday in the
Fairview Mancr Nursing Home at
Columbia, following two years’ ill-
ness.
She was born in Philadelphia the
daughter of the late Elam and
Lydia Jones. She had been a res-
ident of this place for the past 50
years. She was a member of the
Methodist church: here and a former
Sunday school teacher. She was
very active in civic affairs and
was vice chairman of the Repub-

from
HICKORY GROVE
Folks, I am cff on another con-
test. I will call this one, Things or
people giving me a pain in the |
neck. As a sample, one hig pain is |
the guy who says it is the lack of |
education that breeds communism.
To me that is a hooey. Taint so at
all. The longest and biggest sound- |
ing words mostly come from our
new crop of inexperienced intell-
ectuals whe stir up and promote
Socialism and Communism in this |
land. |
And pain
is the amateur legal guys in Govt.
swivel chairs who say the private
of the Rockies
should be ripped apart. What they
really they would like to
take over In England
the Govt. is adding steel to its po-
litical fumididdles. It already runs |
the coal mines, gas, air lines, most
of the trucks, the Bank of England,
ete, ete. And without getting away
from oil, gasoline prices west of
the Rockies and throughout the
U.S.A. are far below prices in oth-
er lands — England included — far
below.
another specimen—it
oil business west
mean,
and run it.

And last, but not least, in my
pain in the neck category, is the |
lunch club that will invite in and |
then sit by and listen in silence to |

lican committee of Lancaster coun-
ty, and past president of the Wo- |
men’s Republican Club.
In addition to her husband,
is survived by three sons: William |
Leroy, J. Herbert and Frank R., all
cf town; seven grandchildren, and |
a sister, Mae, wife of Emory
Campbell St. Davids. |
The funeral was held from the |
Heilig funeral home here this after- |
noon with interment in the Mount
Joy cemetery.
she |

Allen H. Keller, seventy, Salunga,
died suddenly at 7:30 p. m. Wednes-
day, at his home. Death was due to |
a heart condition, according to Dr, |
Joe Gilbert, Landisville deputy |
coroner. Born in East Hempfield |
Twp., he was a son of the late |
Caristian and Sarah Haas Keller!
and resided at Salunga for 49 years. |
|
Allen H. Keller
Mr. Keller was a painting contrac- |
tor ard dealer in second hand fur- |
niture and was a member of the
Salunga Brethren Church. Besides |
his wife, the former Mary Ellen]
Miller, he is survived by three chil- |
dren: Charistian C. Keller,
Catherine M. Keller, at home; and |
Albert F. Keller, Columbia R1. Two |
grandchildren also survive.
~ {
Salunga; |

Those In Service
Charles W. Brooks, airman
cruit, USN, of 228 David St.
boro is undergoing recruit training
at the world’s largest Naval Train- |
ing Center, Great Lakes, Ill
Herbert B. Shelly, USN, son of]
Mr. and Mrs. Engle E. Shelly of RI, |
and Robert Divet, Jr, USN, son of
Robert Divet of 45!
Old Market St, beth seamen re-
cruits, are undergoing their
training there.
eat Mr eset
LOCAL HIGH RIFLE TEAM {
OUTSHOT WEST LAMPETER
re-
this |
also

Mount Joy won a County Yeoh
Rifle League test against West]
Lampeter Thursday night, out- |
shooting the home club 492-483.
Engle and Hess each with 99's led
the locals. Others for the
winners were 98's by Miller, Ber- |
rier and Barnhart. High for Lam-
peter was Johnson with 98, Wells |
posted a 97, and Lefever, Burkhart
and Doner had 96's for Lampeter.
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scores
Stimulate your business by adver-
tising in the Bulletin.
4
USE

| pump may not give
{ methods of word study
{ moved with any sharp instrument.

a guy who says, to get tranquility
in our fair land we should let the |
Govt. do it.
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY |
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DEEDS RECORDED ry
Lucion M. and Ada S. Snyder,
Donegal Twp., to- William F. and A
Elizabeth Miller, West Done
Twp., tract with premises, W. ro n-
cgal Twp. $8,750.
C. M. Katie S.
town, to Levi W.
tract,
Myers, Elizabeth-
Mumma, Bap )
Township, southwest corne
| Park and Oakdale Avenues, Mound
Joy Township. |
i A + ren |
Selection of Farm Pumps
The best made pump on the mar- |

ket is not satisfact (for irriga-
tion and drainage) if it is not
| ‘selected to fit the job. Poor selection |
of pumps without adequate ten-
tion to enginecring principles may |
result in such ine ie that
power costs will be three or four
times as much as necessary. Even
more serious, a poorly adapted |
cnough pre
regardless of

sure |
irrigation
used.
for good
the power
Pre-Homeric Alphabet
small fry, learning
ABC's with modern |
, can be glad |
ading and wr s have come
a long way toward sim plifle ation
in the last few thousand ycars. An |
alphabet of 74 phonetic char acters
and more than 50 idcographic signs |
was in use during the pre-Homeric
period of the Greek King Nestor,
according to a recent report by a
University of Cincinnati archeolo-
gist who for some years has been |
literally digging into the subject.
American
their 26-letter

that reo

Increases in I'amilies
The number of families in the |
United States increased by 175 per |
cent between 1890 and 1940, while |
the population as a whole gained
110 per cent, Families with not more
than three members increased from
52 per cent of the total number in
| 1930 to nearly 58 per cent in 1940.
While the proportion of four-person
families held steady, families with
five or more persons fell from 31
per cent of the total in 1930 to 25
per cent in 1940.

Removed Old Paity
putty can be removed by
passing a hot soldering iron or a
red-hot poker over it. Do not let
the iron touch the glass, or it might
crack. Or. cover the putty with
soft soap and “allow it to stand for
several hours; it can then be re-
Old
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When in need of Printing. (any-
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin

{called on Mr.
| Frysinger

THE LOW DOWN| NEWTOWN

Bishop and Mrs. Irvin Musser of
Mount Joy, Mr. and Mrs. John Ga-
ble of Klinesville, were Saturday
guests of Mrs. Daniel Moore and
{ Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Frysinger.
Mrs, Irvin Witmer and daughter
Jean, spent Saturday as guests of
Mr. and Mrs. Edward Wright at
Lancaster.
Robert Johns of Lancaster was a
| weekend guest of Mr, and Mrs. Jno.
Miller and family.
Mr. and Mrs. Ragner Hallgren of
Mount Joy and Mr. and Mrs. Joseph
Wittle and daughter of Columhja,
and Mrs. Aristice
Wittle on Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Witmer and
family were Sunday visitors with
Mr. and Mrs. John Kauffman and
family at Ironville.
Sunday callers with Mrs. Daniel
Moore and Mr. and Mrs. Maurice
were Mrs. Elizabeth
Geltmacher, Mr. and Mrs. Warren
Greenawalt and Mrs. Maggie Way
of Mount Joy.
Recent visitors of Mr. and Mrs.
Irvin Witmer and family were Mr.
and Mrs. Thompson and son of Bal-
timore.
Callers of Mr. and Mrs. Daniel
Geltmacher were Mr. and Mus,
Marlin Landis, Mr. and Mrs. Mer-
vin Keith of Lititz, Ray Keith of
Brunnerville, Mrs. Nauman and
Miss Marian Nauman of Mt. Joy.
resins i
Elmer R. Keck, twenty-two, of
Bainbridge, is in the Columbia
Hospital following an auto accident
in his home town.
FOR...

Watches Clocks-Jewelry
| And Watch Repairing

Warren H. H. Greenawalt
JEWELER
209 West Main St, MT. JOY
OPEN EVERY EVENING
My hn At

JAMES B. HEILIG,
(Ress
Heilig |
Funeral Home
23 W. Main St.,
Mount Joy
Funeral Director

WHITE - WASHING
DISINFECTING
HESS BROS.
Successors To
HUBER OBERHOLTZER
FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930

AND
39-tf

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tn
MEANS A LOT
OF EXTRA WEAR
Eicherlys
We
Operate
DARA
A LITTLE EXTRA CARE
Our Own Dry Cleaning Plant
rm A I
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Dr.H.C.Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
163 S. Charlotte St.
Telephone 5.3376
Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30
Tues. Fri. Sat, 7.9 P. M.
Tues. Fri. Sat.
9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. M
ELIZABETHTOWN
15 E. High St.
Telephone 24-R

Quality Meats,
. A FULL LINE OF |
BIRDS EYE
Fruits &
KRALL'S Meat Market

ALSO

West Main St., Mt. Joy |

Hh eT] Fe a ITT

* LANE CEDAR CHESTS!
| Many beautiful floor samples in"a variety
of styles available at sacrifice prices!

15-31 MARIETTA AVE.
ICEENER . . ..
HOME FURNISHINGS
PRICES SLASHED!

MOUNT JOY, PA.

FRIDAY—SATURDAY,
ESTHER WILLIAMS — HOWARD KEEL
‘Pagan Love Song”

EVENINGS O MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
7 and 9:00 P.M § ,. AND
SATURDAYS THEA i RE HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
memos sass) Mount Joy, Pa.

FEBRUARY 2 - 3
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DAVID BRIAN
‘Breakthrough
— JOHN AGAR
MONDAY — TUESDAY, FEERUARY 5 - 6
-in-

enduring satisfaction.

Mt. Joy,

This distinction belongs to the House of
(iiRARD PERREGAUX
famous since 1791 for its noteworthy
skill in the science of watchmaking and the :
art of watch design. Choose and give a pet |B
magnificent modern Girard-Perregaux for
ADAM H. GREER
Lady's Watch, $50.00; Man's Watch, $57.50, Gold Filled
hh” Jewels, Fed, Tax Incl. Other Girard-Perregaux Watches from orf
Pa.

— NANCY
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7 - 8
JANES WHITMORE
“The Next Voice You Hear”
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FRIDAY — SATURDAY,
GARY COCPER — RUTH ROMAN
“Dalias”
FEBRUARY 8 - 10
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10 PATE TO
PUBLIC "SCHOOLS
38
1510’ CUSTOMERS are ‘the BENEFACTORS.
(The MORE SICO CUSTOMERS ~The MORE
"PROFITS for PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
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