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OWL LAFFS

—BY—
A WISE OWL

Well, here we go delving into an-
other New Year and it seems like
only yesterday that we started 1950.
How time do fly.

Betyu I won't break any of my
New Year's resolutions quick as
you will — I'd ‘even gamble on that.
Didn’t make any ’cause I broke ev-
ery dern one I made last year, so
what's the use,
Inptead of resolutions, I' made
just plain promises and, as you all
know, they're easier ‘to break.

Well, we had the, usual New Yea?
entices as heretofore. A guy dn Mt.
Joy Street came home early Mon-
day morning, put his wife out in*
stead of the cat, then went up to
bed. a
Another

gay up at Florin,
‘home, by his. friends,
crawled ‘up the steps on his hands
and knees and .when he, got on the
perch, felt the bushy hair on his
dog lying on the door mat, thought |
it was his wife’s head he felt; lay
down and went to sleep.
The milk man woke him, and
said he'd Letter go to bed, they
both met the wife at the back door
and what a bawling out that milk
peddler got for bringing her hubby
home at such an hour.
A certain lady here gave a party
New Year's eve. She tidied up the
bath room and put a note on the
towels, “If you use these I'll kill
you,” being meant for her husband.
After the party not one towel was
disturbed. She forget to remove
the note.

Park Neiss, our cop, sent a lady
a summons for driving thru a red
light. She was a school teacher and
immediately iook her notice to
Burgess Zerphey, saying she could
not appear later on account of
teaching school.
Good Big Hearted Elmer says:
Okay, I'll dispose of ycur case im~
mediately. Sit down and write “I
drove through a red light,”
times.
A certain fellow down on East
Main Street was plodding home
early New Year's Day when he
spied a small neatly tied package
lying on the sidewalk. Not having a
dime, but up to this time always
being honest he slipped it intg his
pocket, deciding to keep the con-
tents.
A short time after reaching home
he went to a secluded spot where
he could be alone, and cpened the
package. In it was a note CRIME
DOES NOT PAY.

Our local taxi driver had a funny
experience the other night. He
picked up a guy at the postoffice
corner who handed him some
money and said he should drive
him around until the money runs
out. After making several rounds
about town the cabbie came back
to the postoffice, let him out and
there sood his wife who was wait-
ing for him.
Well, that's what makes life in-
teresting and furnishes food for
this column — the funny things
that happen. Now don't forget us
thruout the year.
A WISE OWL
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APPOINTMENTS. TO A .CIVIL
DEFENSE ORGANIZATION
Preliminary appeintments to a
civil defense organization for Eliz-
abethtown Borough, and Mt. Joy
and West Donegal Twps, were
made at a civil defense meeting at
Hizabethtown,
Burgess O. H Schwange: was
named : co~o rdinator, and’ A. Lewis
ise "Two! deplity di-
one from each’ township,
be part’ of the” setap.x Blaine
will serve for Mt. Joy Twp.

Bulletin, Mt.. Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, January 4, 1951
MOUNT JOY LEGION
DEFEATED COLUMBIA
goals and 4 fouls.
Mount Joy Legion GG
Mt. Joy “B” 51, Columbia “B” 49.
LIONS CLUB PREPARING
FOR FOURTH MINSTREL SHOW
Chairman for the fourth annual
Minstrel Show were named Tues-
day evening at the meeting of the
Lions’ Club, at Hostetter’s. Lester
Mumma was made general chair-
man.
Mahlon Foreman was named
stage chairman and his committee
will be William Batzel, lighting;
and James Spangler, sound. Char-
les Eshleman will be in charge of
costumes; Morrell Shields, music;
and Richard Divet, arrangements of
show; Richard Fletcher, pullicity;
Melvin Weaver and Bigler Mumma,
tickets and programs.
Ira K, Gibble, Lancaster, will be
Production advisor and Dorothy
Schock will ‘be ‘music’ ‘supervisor.
The show is scheduled to run three
nights, March 29, 30 and 31.
N EWTOWN
Mr. and Mus. Fes: Keith visited
Mr. and . Mrs. Daniel: Geltmacher
on Sunday evening.
Mrs.i Matilda Derr spent Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Shuman
at Elizabethtown.
Rev. and Mrs. R. H. Arndt enter-
tained on New Year's Day, Mr. and
Mrs. Havard Johnston and Mr. and
Mrs. Calvin Campbell and daugh-
ters, Patricia and Beverly, of Lan-
caster and Mrs. Habet Khelghatian
and daughters, Marguerette and
Ruth Ellen of Chester. Mr. Khelgh-
atian is a patient in the General
Hospital.
Mr. and Mrs. Ragner Hallgren
and daughter, Mary Ann, of Mil-
lersburg, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wit-
tle, of Columbia visited Mr. and
Mrs. Aristice Wittle on Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. John Fogie were
Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. Ser-
ena Fogie.
Mrs. Minnie Geltmacher,
Paul Kauffman and Mrs.
Stoppard of Columbia visited Mr.
and Mrs. Earl Geltmacher and fam-
ily during the weekend.
Mr. and Mrs. John Kauffman Jr,
of Conestoga visited Mr. and Mrs.
Irvin Witmer Sunday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Witmer were
Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs.
John Kauffman at Ironville.
Mrs. Maurice Frysinger and Mrs. |
Daniel Moore spent
Mrs. Emma Givens at Middletown.
Mr. and Mrs. Paul Smith of Col-
umbia visited Mr. and Mrs. William
Fogie and family on Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy Shaffer of Eli-
zabethtown were Sunday visitors
of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Isler and
family.
Mrs. Martha Orio and Miss Pris-
cilla Fogie, Mr. and Mrs. John Sley-
zak and family of Philadelphia, Mr.
and Mrs. Seymore Jones of Lancas-
ter and Mr. and Mrs. Adam Fogie
of Newville visited Mr. and Mrs.
George Schoelkoph over the New
Year Holiday.
Mrs. Lillian Witmer spent Sun-
day with Mr. and Mrs. Ray Gibble

Mrs.

J El
In the Lanco Loop, Mt. Joy Bask-
etball team set back Columbia on
Wednesday night by a 90-76 score.
Marsh Gemberling was high scor-
er with 32 points, scoring on 14 field
The Bulletin’s

have gone and came — drove to
the city, and still alive and back
Shrimp Omelet: 6 eggs, 1 small
cleaned whole shrimp, '% c¢
TEACHER SPOKE
THE LOW DOWN ay es
| Rotary Club Tuesday at Hostetter's.
Scrapbook : E Mr. Shank, a teacher at Millers-
HICKORY GROV ville State Teachers College, spoke
TE i on “Hypnotism.” Wilbur Beahm
Week's Best Recipe: Well folks, we made it again — presided.
When in need of Printing.
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
hn B. Shenk was the guest
OWL SAY!
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a A ne.
(any= |

can,
blanched almonds coarsely chop- | home. Don’t know how we ever
ped, 6 T water, 1 t minced onion, | made it. Nobody, it seems, liked it
and of

Quarryville, announce the engage-
ment of their foster daughter, Clara
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Strubel, of

SIMON P. NISSLEY
MARY G. NISSLEY

V. Seward, to Louis C. Baltozer, FUNERAL DIRECTORS
son of Mrs Michael Showalter of Mount. Joy, Pa.
town.
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stick to the surface....Baking soda to be
| is an effective dentifrice. Place a
| small amount of soda in the hand,
moisten the brush and dip in the
powder. ...To relieve nausea, one
teaspoon of baking soda in a glass
of water, may bring easing results
..Dry baking soda sprinkled over
scorched food which has stuck to
the pan, will soften it and make
easy to remove, but do not use
this method on aluminum as soda
turns the metal dark.
Winter's Bouquet:
Now is the time to take to the
highways and by-ways to collect
for a winter bouquet. There are so
many growths, when dried, that
give a pleasing effect. Perhaps aj
few, simple stalks, arranged on a
flat tray or in a shallow bowl, with
a favorite figurine, will give your
room “the decorator’s touch’. With
such you might use pieces of drift-
98 — make the City a place
avoided.
I marvel that we made it. But we
will be rested up in a month or 2
I reckon, and full of hope that most
of the 2 in each 100 have learned
to read cr already suicided
themselves — or the police will
have them safe in the cooler — then
we will venture out again,
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
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Deeds Recorded
Carl S. Krall, executor of the last
will and testament of Emma H.
Detwiler late of Mount Joy, to Rag-
nor F., Esther M., and John R. Hal-
gren, Mount Joy, lot with improve-
ments on which is erected a build-
| ing known as “Mount Joy Soldiers’
Orphans’ School, N.- Barbara Street,
have

i Mount Joy.
Wood dried, moss os Milton G. and Katie E. Erb, East
Dcnegal Township: Ella G. Erk,
WHO EVER HEARD OF. A East Donegal Township; Jacob G.
DOE DEER WITH HORNS?
That may sound like one of those
“things” but its a reality. Here's the
report’ received from the Penna.
State Game Commission:
“A doe deer was killed December
28 in Taylor Run. She possessed a |
small 5-point rack, still in the vel-
vet.”

and Edith H. Erb, Rapho Township;
Bertha G. and John G. Habecker,
Philadelphia; Howard G. and Mabel
K. Erb, East Donegal Township,
and Claytcn H. Erb, Rapho Town-
ship, to Minnie G. Erb, East Done-
gal Township, premises and garage,
Donegal Springs Road, $5,000.

Buck Without Horns
The Commission also reports:
“One unfortunate hunter killed |
an antlered buck deer the first day |
of the “doe” season. He promptly |
reported the mistake to tre] |
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Quality Meats
ALSO

PUN
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Rives Pieris 7 3 171 t minced parsley, ' t salt, pepper, | where they were or are — 3
verstick F ......... 8 3 19 1 T fat. Beat eggs slightly. Add | the more petulant ones that we EYES EXAMINED BY 3
C «..-.... 4 3 = shrimp, almonds, water, onion, par- | met, few of same, I deduct, could APPOINTMENT 2
Hershey G ............ 2 0 4|sley, salt, pepper. Pour into frying | read. Where the signs said 25 miles, DR. S MILLIS 2
Constantine G ........ 3 4 10 | pan in which fat has melted, tip-| they hit it off at 45. . . 5
Totals 8 14. ping pan to grease sides. Cook over| Now —I am not hankering to OPTOMETRIST 3
didi AGS od ; | medium heat until bottom of ome- | move to any City.— but I do figure 59 N. MARKET STREET 2
Columbia 4 A TH let is entirely set. Brown top un- [I can dip in an oar and maybe do ELIZABETHTOWN 3
Keene F "7" 3 3. 1p der broilen heat. Serve with a sauce | scmeihing towards removing the | § ours 3
Steffan CG. 3 0 ¢ | seasoned with Chinese soy. Serves | threat of d& nervous EE that Daily: 9 to 1 and 2. to 5 <
Strawbride C ....... 3 5 14]six, hovers over every city person. Cit- Evenings: Tues. & Sat. 6:30 - 8 2 /
Newlin G ............. § 1.13 Use: Soda: ies are full of nice people. But even |@ No Hours Thursday $ a
Erngeh G 8 9 16 Soda, dissolved in warm water, |2 in 100 there, if they are of the PHONE: 334) 3 Stimulate your business by adver
32 12 76|makes a good cleaning agent for |hcnk-the-stop-light type or the $ | tising in the Bulletin.
Score by periods: your refrigerator. It “sweetens” | cut-up dido type who is half pick- | *=
MOUNT JOY ..... 19 20 28 £5 the box. Use some dry soda on a|led with a hide-full of gin, these 2 |
1 Ay Tas © 25-10 damp cloth to remove particles that | can make it look bad for the other
05,9 TCO LA 3) HANDS

You want experienced hands to guide
your estate through the rough waters of
taxation, shrinkage and changing eco-
nomic times. Our experience as Executor
and Trustee covers a long period of years.
THE
NATIONAL MOUNT. joy. Bay
MOUNT JOY, PA.

[IN UF)ION THERE IS STRENGTH | <

A FULL LINE OF
GEESE
game protector. Later the same dai |
the hunter killed a legal deer and!
hung it in front of his boarding |
place, only to have it stolen eh
night.” |
Tw Fruits & | |
HELD A SILVER TEA AT
THE STEHMAN RESIDENCE
A silver Christmas tea was KRALL'S Meat Market |
at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Paul |
Stehman, S. Market St. and wer | West Main St., Mt. Joy
etta Ave.
The tea, which is always open to
the public, is an annual event,
sponsored by the Mt. Joy branch of |
the General Hospital Auxiliary, and |
benefits the linen fund of the hos- |
pital. Mrs. Eric Olsen is chairman |
of the ways and means committee, |
and Mrs. Simon Nissley, of the re-

| Jewerly - Silverware
Watches - Gifts
Watch Attachmemts
(WATCH REPAIRING)
Complete Ronson Lighter

Monday with | MARIETTA IN GOOD GAME
Repair Service
Koser’s Watch Shop
Dial Mt. Joy 3-4015
Chocolate Ave, FLORIN, PA.
freshments committee.
eet I eens
JUNIOR HIGH DEFEATED
The Mt. Joy Junior High School |
basketball team evened its Section |
1 record at two and two Tuesday |
afternoon when they scored a 24 - |
Actorv ter onda from oye [
19 victory over the cagers fr om | Heil: |
Schocl in a |
Marietta Junior High
Funeral Home |

makeup tilt.
Mt. Joy Jr. ,...5 37 9-24
Marietta Jr. .... 4 6 4 5-19 | 28 W., Main St. Mount Joy |

MT. JOY LEAGUE CAGERS
SNOWED PARADISE UNDER
Mount Joy High School, after a
slow start, scored 28 points in the
second period to swamp Paradise,
70 - 32 as Gerald Wilson scored 16
points in the second quarter, and
had a game total of 22.
JAMES B. HEILIG,
Funeral Director «
BENNETT'S

Electric
and Gas Welding
Also Specialize On |
AND EQUIPMENT
Automobile and Truck Welding
LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
a S Welding Shop

and family in Manor. Mt. Joy .... 14 28 9 19-70 R
Mrs. Jane Haines and family| 12 3 10 7-32 e staurant
spent Sunday with Mr. and Mss |
Wm. Haines and family. | 45 EAST MAIN ST.
Sgt. Donald Miller, son, of Mr. '$ MOUNT JOY |
and Mrs. John Miller is spending a | 3 FORMICA Ee
five day leave with her family. Sgt.|Q Sinktops & .Counters
Miller is stationed at Camp Atter- $ KITCHEN & BATHROOM
bury, Ind. < WALL TILE
> id = Joh Milles 3 Tile Floors ‘Venetian Blinds |
taine . an rs. John er-|$
back and family on New Years Day. 3 Po Lary in
3 A BULK AND GALLONS
Patronize Bulletin Advertisers 9 Try our old fashioned sugar cones |
|
with Breyers Ice Cream.
FANCY
TURKEYS
GUINEAS
"LIVE OB DRESSED |
J. Stanley Witmer
CHIQUES CREEK FARM, a
between Mt. Joy Legion’ Hote and
New Harrisburg, Pike. | a
PHONE LANDISVILLE 6156
46- 5

TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- |
TIONS, CLUBS, Etc.
WE OFFER
SPECIAL PRICES ON |
ICE/CREAM ' | |
10 Quarts Or More
We must place orders: on ‘Monday |
and Thursday,: by 2 p.m. if we can |
serve you at any time, please |
CALL 3-9163
CLOSED SUNDAYS .. |

KEEP YOUR BARN DRY
\ WITH HUNTER AUTOMATIC
BARN VENTILATION

§ LOW COST HUNTER
AUTOMATIC BARN
VENTILATION
SAVES MONEY
SIX WAYS...

A HUNTER ZEPHAIR ! i ey BILL
VENTILATING FAN 2 REDUCE BARN REPAIRS q
keeps dry, fresh air 3 HAVE HEALTHIER HERDS
circuloting through 4 PRODUCE BETTER GRADE
your barn—removes MILK
unhealthy, stagnant, 5S PREVENT FEED SPOILAGE
moisture-loden air. ’ 6 IMPROVE WORKING CON.

DITIONS
Corer we vou Charles Felty
blems.
tiloting Prov. one of MAYTOWN, PA.

carry a comple
HUNTER ZEPHAIR

Marietta 6-3205
50-3 mo
Phone

EVENINGS ) oO y MATINEE
SHows SATURDAYS
7 and 9:00 P.M AND
SATURDAYS I HEA 1 RE HOLIDAYS
6.8.10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JANUARY § - 6
JOHN WAYNE — MAUREEN O'HARA
“Rio Grande”

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MONDAY — TUESDAY, JANUARY 8 - 9
GLENN FORD — VALLI
“White Tower”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JANUARY 10 -
DICK POWELL — JUNE ALLYSON
‘*‘Right Cross”
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JANUARY 12 - 13
STEWART GRANGER — DEBORAH KERR
“King Solomen's Mines”’

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quart 2 be
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ib. 13:

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FRESH ROASTED
Peanuts
Drip and
Regula

with two
Swift Cleanser 1can Jc, 5"
Royal Dessert 1c Sale
pkgs.
i 0 2 Ige.
for extra freshness in
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all through the meals, i
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PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811
These Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week)
18:
2%
HCME GROWN
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ToraL - SICO 7 CONTRIBUTIONS
10 DATE 10’

PUBLIC SCHOOLS

$316,743
/ S100” CUSTOMERS ‘are the” BENEFACTORS.
The MORE SICO CUSTOMERS ~The MORE
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