d=The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa.,

OWL L/ LAFFS|

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A guy down town can’t under-
stand why nobody ever thinks of
giving Dad a nice blonde for Xmas
Our neighbor Harry Darrenkamp
has a new kind of a rat trap and |
believe you me it works.

game rooster that pecks their eyes
out, then Harry kills them.
If you don't believe this one
please consult Walter Derr. Up in
Potter Co., at Wharton to be exact,
a merchant, Charlie Peters
sized lawn and he
lives
who has a fair
the trouble
Summer
deelares he was saved
of mowing the
because a 10-point buck deer graz-
grass all
ed on it.
Along came some hunters, shot
the buck and now Charlie must buy
a lawn mower next Summer.

How Ray Myers ever expects to
bag a deer without
beyond me. On a
hunting trip he saw a deer, aimed,
fired — and that was all —
— — no shell in the chamber!
recent deer
If Russ Kramer peddled milk in-
stead of ice, I could see some reas-
the dreams he's been having
know
on for
lately,
what's wrong.
cther night he
bloody murder
him what was
dreamed cows were chasing him.
as it is, I don’t
His wife tells us the
hollering
but
woke up
wrong he said

Harry Bucher and Eli Arndt were
buck hunting up at English Center
last Friday and Saturday and had

He has a |
Yes |
ammunition 1S |
and when she asked |
he |

Thursday, December 14, Weekly Letter
American Legion's By Penna. State
| 6
| ‘Tide of Toys™ Game Commission
|
One of
the 12 pr n ve
A grams ponngylvania’s bear kill statistics
lertaken by the American will remain incomplete until all re-
1 sty and proved so suc-| ports submitted by those who took
has again been approved|® bruin in the 1950 season are re-
} B . ceived
Dy tn associatl 1 y
iation. Bing Crosby ofl Counts made in bear territory
lotion Picture and Radio fame has/unofficially pace this year's legal
ccepted the National Chairman- kill at 414, the illegal kill (cubs) at
a
1" 90
vip and will attempt to double the
Seana : Hp, 0 KYU Lack of snow and fewer hunters |
number of toys shipped last yea: han in 1949 would suggest a small-
| During the two week campaign take of the shaggy fellows but
A J oh ate ; vast
st year. more than 11.000 Xmas|carly accounts indicate that at least |
1s many bruins were taken this year
| Toys were collected here and sent. |ast
la
j to children i Europe Lancaster] Some woodsmen conjecture that
| led every County in the State in unusually good fod c na lous this
I number of T . summer and fall caused bears to
\ ys giver nd ranked :
| ly SLT 4 scatter widely over the Pennsyl- |
ixth in the Nation in tonnage. New|yania bear range, offering more
| « sed tovs in good condition are/shooting opportunities to a greater
| :
[ nee ted - No War Toys - No Elect- number of hunters than in most |
seasons
| rical or Fragile Toys.
0 aste Venisor
| Messages from America should D n't Waste Veni A
| be at I T It is estimated that tons of tasty,
be attached to each toy. This can be te : ctr
. nourishing veniscn spoil and are
[ ither a signed Christmas Greeting|wasted each deer season in Penn-
| Card or a letter and is most im-|sylvania kecause some hunters lack
rw } , lv
portant, for the chief purpose ofexperience in properly dressing and
“Tid Tovs” lot the serving the flesh of their Kills, |
, WS 5 to le > 1il- )
ide of 3 1s to let the warm weather accounts for meat
- the generation of Joss that would not have occurred

ren of Europe
the future - know they have realin seasonably cool atmosphere.
oni ly st Henry P. Davis, of the Remington
American friends, such as was evi-
Arms Company, offers some excel-
denced last year and from which jong tips to deer hunters in an art-
| chain of letter writing began, and|icle titled, Don’t Waste That Meat.
The hunt never comes to a suc=
friendship built for years to come,
Any
collect will be taken care of by our
American Legion Post No. 185.
sir Uli. iii
HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL
SCHEDULE — SECTION 1
cessful conclusion until the fruits of
the hunter's labors reach destina-
tion without spoilage and the tro-
phy cared for. Much excellent ven-
ison goes to waste each season be-
cause the hunter does not exercise
proper caution in dressing the ani-
mal out and seeing that the meat is
toys you may contribute or

D 15—Marietta at E-town, Mt completely colled as soon as pos-
8c. < o y A . it
Joy at E. Hempfield, E. Donegal at sible. .
Manheim Bor Report Your Kill
Dec. 19—E. Donegal at Mt. Joy, Small game kill reports are no
E. Hempfield at Marietta, Manheim |onger required in the Keystone
at E-town. State. Bear kill reports should be
—E-town at E. Hempfield, |sent in immediately. Successful deer
E. Donegal, Mt. Joy at|hunters a
Boro
Dec. 22
Marietta at

Manheim Bero. : big game kill reports in early to
Jan. 5—Mt. Joy at Mariette, in the compilation of the re-
Donegal at n, Manheim Boro ports,
at E. Hempfield.
fan on Hempfield at E. Don- Bruised Buck Becomes Bully
egal, E-town at M:. Joy, Marietta at! Frcm Game Protector Glenn A.
Manheim Boro. Kitchen comes this story: Recently,
. 19—M¢t. Joy' at E. Donegal, I received a phone call from a man
| Marietta at E. Hempfield, E-town who had struck a buck deer with
| 2 Manheim Bore. his automobile on the outskirts cf
| Jan. 26—E. Hempfield at E-town, Weatherly. The 3 river Spine
E. Donegal at Marietta, Manheim that the collision had not killed the
| Bore it Mt. Joy. but had certainly angered
Fe Fo Marietta at Mt. Joy, The buck first gave vent to his
= iy apie is I E er feelings by butting the trunk docr
| IW I ee - Hemplield| ¢ the offending automobile. When
jan ers several people came close for a
"i Donegal og Be Hp, ringside view of the fracas the frus-
Ye oy 3, of trated deer turned cn them and
at ea vw forced them to take refuge in their
cars.
INDIAN CHIEF KIDNAPPED
{ IN LANCASTER COUNTY FORMER RESIDENT'S PHOTO
| And happened on Thanksgiv- IN NATIONAL MONTHLY

quite an experience. Harry is an
ideal woodsman and says he never | Ing night of 1950. In one of the recent issues of the
se’s lest, yet Eli declares he got up| Sounds almost incredible but it's monthly paper, published by Spei-
ene night. wandered about his ho- | irue. The Indian River Poultry|gels, nationally known mail order
tel end couldn't even find his way | Farm the Oregon Pike, has alfirm, a piciure of Harry Snyder, a
ick to bec | wooder Indian it for a sign and former resident cf town, appeared.
ir ie | e carri it w Snyder, who is the younger son
A e had alw 1d | firm is offering a fifth cf|of the late Harry Snyder and Mrs.
er | to 1} liquor on the market for|Snyder on New 8t., is. a resident of
that he ve | his retun Milwaukee and has been with the
away anything, it rv —————— Speigel organization fcr more than
expensive. “I know he | PAID FINE AND COSTS; two years, i
meant. I f-und out right after LF RACCOON ILLE The picture shows Snyder, a part
save my wife away at our wedding”.| Elwood M. Bradley, twenty-nine, time salesman in Store 213, stand-
an | El Peni wed with kill-|{ing in front of an attractive tool
A Barbara Stree dy wa -ih racco with the aid bcard display.
ribly mad at Lancaster on Tuesday. | cf an auio and Eli Garber, Ty
She went to a | re and to ihe | Lititz, ¢ with aiding and| High School Basketball Scores
clerk said et” And the | =I were each ordered to pay MOUNT JOY ..... 16 19 11 16—62
smart alec ‘Wt Ion’t | $: ind costs by Justice of the LITITZ ........... 6 810 12-36
vy the balcony at the ?” Peace Paul Schriver, Lancaster! _—
a fr NEW HOLLAND .. 513 4 11-33
| EPHRATA ......... 6 16 21 8-51
AS e¢ Ia W ——————————
Run farmer up at the mill r| Everybody reads newspapers bu BORO 15 23 16 9—62
day, and the conversatior ed | NOT everybody reads circular LFACCCK .... 12 12 11 17—63
to the advantages of big ;. | vertising left on their door step. ern
The farmer said he had a | _-—— gy MANOR .........: 20 13 21 16—70
family <f helpers but he was still | Paltronize Bulletin Advertisers E. DONEGAL ..... 7 412 6—29
stuck one mo o last spring. He | = ieee
Aion i Se oR ph Re i) | hss are the same. Take Pav! WARWICK TWP. . 13 13 15 15-56
Larn setting a hen. Hi was in the Hipple who has a 1949 Oldsmobile. E. HEMPFIELD ... 6 10 8 11-3
tool house setting a saw. Sis was in The other day at noontime he want- wd Lh oe
the kitchen salting he clock. Maw ed to go to work, but his car would E LA «ves 18 a Is as
1 = : ‘ MPETER ... 1¢ 8 11 21-50
was in the living rcom setting not start. He pressed the ais ee
trap for mouse. So he just se several times with no result. He atlantic City Elephant
down on the porch.
lady from Florin was
A young
very angry with her Loy friend
She wrapped the engagement ring
carefully in wads cf coiton,
and addressed it to
very
put it in a box,
her ex-fiance
Next to the
label which said in large red
“Glass — Handle With Care.”
address she pasied a
letters:

Two fellows were drowning their |
heard
sorrows at Chet's, when I
one say: “Yes, I had a little balance
in the bank, but I
months ago and now—"
“Ah, yes, love is makes the
world go round,” his pal interrupt-
ed.
“Yes, but 1 didn’t thing it wculd
go round so fast as to make me lose
my balance.” —— Now he knows.
- i
A drunk was leaning
building. A cop walked up and
growled, “Move on, move cn.
Whaddaya think youre doing?
Holding up the building?”
So the drunk staggered: away.
And the building fell down onthe
esp. — — — Serves him right.
got engaged two
what

against a
They say you can’t teach an old
horse new tricks and so if seems

told Helen Keene to get in the car
and try it, but she told him to try|
He pressed the button on
board and it started im-
mediately. Why all trouble?
At first he was pressing the button
the floor which tilts his head
lights. His old car was a 1940 Olds
and that's where the starter used
to be. - = - Funny thing is though

it again.
the dash
the
on
driving his newer car ov=|
- - = Wouldn't you think
- = = You
he’s been
er a year.
he'd know how by now?
your reindeer,
better stick to Santa.

Two girls were verbally undress-
ing one of their sex. “Of course,
one said, “I had to tell her .she|i
I-oked like a million. I meant| phe Elephant, famed landmark
every year of it.” | of the Atlantic City, N_ J., sky-
| line, has been a tourists’ mecca
The sr wes 10st way in| since the 1870's. Built by a real
The hunter wes lost way up mn estate developer to attract lot
Clearfield County. Then he saw an
old man and asked him if he knew
the way to the hunting lodge. The|
old man was danged if he did, so|
the driver drove on. Half a mile|
down the road he heard shouts and|
turning, saw the old man and]
ancther fellow waving a him, Pain-
fully, he backed up to where they|
stood and the old man said, “This|
is my friend, George. He don’t
either.”
buyers, the mammoth pachy-
derm stands on the beach fac-
ing the sea.
ET WiLL PO
you NO“
GOOD UNLESS

A WISE OWL|

we requested to send their |

THE LOW DOWN/
from
HICKORY GROVE
I just been perusin’ a piece in the

paper telling how an Engishman |
with a medium income digs up in |
taxes $1.26 for each $2.80 earned
And they call a medium income |
from 700 to 1400 bucks a year. This |
group—over 9 million—is the larg- |
est group of England's income tax |
payers. And with all this for us to |
gaze at—we as a Govt. are whoosh-
|
dash-board,
ing along, tail over
hardly any brakes, into the same |
kind of mess and mire.
There in England the Govt, runs |
the phones, the trucks, the lights,
the gas works, doctors—and putting
2 and 2 together, there is the an-
swer and solution of the why and
wherefor of a mired-down nation
choose to
| We, as
| claim to be, we
enlightened
toy with the same
as we
| poison—socialism
A good
| with
example of our toying |
|
is fizz~ |
Ken- |
and
and how it
TVA states—
Mississippi
socialism
ling, is in the 4
| tucky,
| Alabama—go:d
the
Tennessee,
and skookum states,
1950
says the population increase
| than half the increase in the 4 ad-
too—where census man
is less
jacent states. Interesting — but it |
!don’t lzok so hot for “cheap’, soc- |
ialist electricity.
Govt. power projects make token |
tax payments only—not full pay-
| ments—the difference is scattered
around and amongst all states, New |
So if you
|
|
|
Mexico. |
TVA Fe
|
outside
England to New
live in one of the #4
territory, don’t feel chesty or super-
just the
are the party of the second part, |
but you divvy regardless.
Yours with the low down, I,
JIMMY |
—— ee en
MT. JOY CAGERS WON: |
LANDISVILLE KEEPS GOING
Landisville’s County League Cag- |
ers kept a clean slate by defeating |
Marietta 45-43 Monday night but it |
took a fourth period rally to do it. |
ior—you pay same—you |
n from Lititz by a |
| sley,
| Zimmer
| Clair Wagner, Genevieve Zimmer- x i x ini
| J C
man, Robert Fish, Sarah Garber, Served M1. Joy & Vicinity
| Charles Mayer, Dick Nissley, Mir- For 28 Years
iam Tyndall and Mae Zink.
Hsien Louise Bucher,
Day Pooks) Hallgren, Will continue Same Honest
Kay Kear, Rachel Koser, Kay Metz- he : ;
| ler, Karleen Raffensperger, John Service As Before.
Witmer, Kay Zimmerman, Gerald
Becker, James Craul, Jack Gilbert,
| Julia Loewen, Janet McKain and
Joan Schneider. C A L L
—— eee
| SUPPORT PRICE ON LANC. R B NJ {
CO. TOBACCO UPPED 5 CENTS oy . 1¢ elz |
The Agricultural Department at
Washington Tuesday set the price Day or Night.
a 2 lh =

THE AMERICAN WAY

WE'VE LOST
GROUND ON
EVERY PLAY
IVE CALLED/
Calling ‘em Wrong
Quality Meats
ALSO
A FULL LINE OF

SECOND REPORT PERIOD
HONOR ROLL FOR 1950-51
Appended is the local school hon-
or roll for the second report per-
iod of the present term.
First Honor Roll — All A's.
Second Hcnor Roll — At least 2
A’s and nothing lower than a B.
First—Shirley Eby, Nancy Swan-
son, Bill Tyndall, Constance Lane,
Patricia Schroll, Loretta Garlin,
| Joyce Metzler, Peter Nissley, Lymn
| Fackler, Susan Fellenbaum, Asher
Halbleiks Beverly Kline, Marlene
Mumper and James Pennell.
Second—Bcnnie Bigler, Miriam
Fitzkee, Patsy Garber, Anita My-
ers, Jerry Shupp, Nancy Ashenfel-
ter, Peggy Fackler, Eleanor Hos-
tetter, Mary Landvater, Sally Nis-
Anna Ruth Sherk, Marlene
‘man, Jay Barnhart, Elinore
Lane, Shirley Leedom, Marion Rutt,
FROSTED FOODS’
Fruits & Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St., Mt. Jo

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support for the 1950 crop of Penn-
sylvania Seed Leaf
in this county at 25.2 per pound for
1950 crop. Last year’s price was 20.1
Sunday or Holiday
tobacco grown

TfL
OUR JOB
PRINTING
IS RIGHT IN

Mcunt Joy wo
78 to 59 score. 0 |
Lititz G Fl 1;
Reist 7 .... Lisa i |
Warfed F TAR 0 0 0
Bushong F 0 2 2 {
NeR FF... 1 0 8 |
| Pierson C .. : nes 8 oO 12
Masks G ............. 6 J
Mull G . 1 0 2 |
Haines £3 aon 1 2 4
{Garmiamt'G ..... cc... 1 0 2
Matalin 2% 7 59
Mount Joy G Fl TI |
SKirle B ¥ VIE
Haverstick F ......... 12 1 25
IKingree FB ............ 0 0 0
Constantine C ......... 9 2 12
Love C . rasan 1 5
C. Hershey G ee 0 2 2
Stark G ......: . i 1 18
Reigh'd CG ............ 2 0 1
Totals 3% 12. 718
Scere by pericds:
LITITZ ...... .. 11 13 16 10-09
MGUNT JOY .. 16 15 25 22—78
Referees, Herr and Keene
Mt. Joy “B” 47, Lititz “B” 36.
rr, A re
EAST DONEGAL DEFEATED
MT. JOY JUNIOR HIGH
In 4 game played last Friday, East
Donegal defeated Mount Joy in the
Junior High League 33 to 20. The
victors held cur lads to four points
in the first two periods. Score:
Mt. Joy Jr. High GC Fl 1}
Wolgemuth PF ......... 0 1 1]
Miller P.......... van) 0 0
Zeller: C ................1 0 2
Bly C cvs 0 2 2
Metzler G ...... oq 0 2
Gantz “CG 0 aes 2 1 5
Ashenfelter G ......... 2 4 8
Nisslev @G ............. 0 0 0
Total ... wan 8 20
East Donegal FT High G Fi Ti
Helsey BE. 0.00000 1 1 2
Fshelman F ........... 0 0 0
Ehraart F ......... 0 0 0
Srndt C............... 1 1 91
(Slead 0. ci 0 0 0
Snyder G 5 2 (12
Knerly 0 0 0 |
Derr'G ................ 1 1 )
Cornwall. G ..........s 0 0 0
| Wolgemuth G ........ 2 2
ree |
Tolls... oo... 18
Score by pericds: |
MOUNT .JOY ...... 2 2 7 9-2
E. DONEGAL .... 0 7 115-33
Other Jr. High Scoves |
Ephrata 22, New Holland 16.
Manheim Twp. 22, Lititz 18.
E. Lampeter 47, Quarryville 17 |
E-town 38, Manheim 17
OS — ee
TO ATTEND ROSE BOWL GAME |
Russell Sumpman, Jr., son of Mr. |
and Mrs. Russell Sumpman, Mount |
Joy Street, who is’ a student at the |
University of and a
member of the University band, |
will travel to California the last |
week in December, where the band |
will play at the famed Rose Bowl |
game on: New Year’s Day. :
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Bread lowers itself automatic-
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slices or thin.
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45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY

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WE OFFER
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ICE CREAM
10 Quarts Or More
We must place orders on Monday
and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can
serve you at any time, please
CALL 3-9163
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209 West Main St., MT. JOY
OPEN EVERY EVENING
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FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15 - 16
BETTY GRABLE — DAN DAILEY
“My Blue Heaven”

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18
JALKER — JOAN LESLIE
ROBERT W
The Skipper Surprised His Wife”
TUESDAY. DECEMBER 19
RICARDO MONTALBAN — SALLY FORREST
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WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20 - 21
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Cariboo Trail” 2
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ON SALE AT OUR STORE 2
Tuesday, Deceinber 19th
Fresh, Butchered
LANCASTER COUNTY j=
BABY
BEEF
REGULAR HOURS NEXT WEEK
CLOSELC WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON
OFEN FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHTS UNTIL 9 P. M.
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i Order Your Fowl for Xmas
Home-Made Candies
CHOICE SELECTIONS
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§ Sausage Ib fresh
Hess’Food Stores
MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE
PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811
These. Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week)
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