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BY
A WISE OWL

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I sure don’t think anything's fun- |
ny today. Neither would you if you
couldn't go deer hunting. There's
just nothing like it. A big, old log
stove, a deck of cards and refresh-
ing beverage. Yessir, there's just |
nothin’ like deer hunting

Stopped at a shop on South St,
in Philly, only find the
lccked and on it a sign that read:
NOTICE: The partnership between
Me and Mose is hereby dissolved.
Those who owe the firm please set-
tle with and the firm
owes please settle with Mose.
to door
me, those

This “survival of the fittest” that
everybody's always talking about is
going. to make some guy awful |
lonesome some day.

Here's a new angle. When the
girl asks: “Why did you turn off the
lights?” He replied: “I wanted to
see if my pipe was lit.” — — — Do |
you suppose she believed him?”
Here's a few words that sums
things up nicely: Before marriage,
he talks and she listens; during the |
honeymoon, she talks and he listens.
Later on, they both talk and the |
neighbors listen.

Met a friend of mine in the cloth- |
ing business who is troubled with
insommia. He told me his partner
suggested he count sheep to en-
courage sleep. But that he
count hundreds not just a few.
“And did it work?” I asked. “No,”
enswered the sufferer. “I counted
thousands, thousands and thou-
sands. Then I sheared them, combed |
the wool, spun it into cloth. The
cloth I made took them |
to the wholesalers —
and lost $20.00 apiece
How can I sleep under the circum-
must
{
into suits,
sold them
cn each one. |
stances?” — — — He's really got a
problem.
A Fairview St. man says he does
not tell his wife everything, because
what she doesn’t know won't hurt
him
Woman's tuiticn — A suspicion
that turned out to be true.
Nag — A woman with no horse
sense.
{
Heres a little fairy tale for you.
An Indian worried about a
finger and went to
The agreed
twenty-five dollars.
grunted the Indian. |
growth on his
have it removed. doctor
do it fcr
Ugh, too much,
Another doctor
ten dollars. “Ugh, toc much,”
ed the Indian. Finally he
home, laid the finger a stump,
chopped at it with his tomahawk,
looked at the finger and said, Ugh,
too much. — — — End.
to
agreed to do it fcr
snarl-
went |
on
That faint suggestion of snow we |
had Tuesday morning reminded me |
of the old fashioned sleigh rides we !
used have. I one in
particular when everybody was
baving a wonderful but one
girl, who just sat there and sighed,
real deeply. After a while one of
the handsome asked her:
“What's the matter?” She
“Nobody loves me and my
are cold.” And then real softly
to remember
time
males
replied: |
hands |
said to her. “Oh, that’s nonsense.
your mohter loves you. and you
can sit on your hands.” — — Nice |
guy!
A WISE OWL |
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SCHOOL MERGER IN EAST ..
DONEGAL IS APPROVED
At a meeting last week in East
Donegal Twp. High School,
bers of the Mount Jcy, East Done- |
gal and Marietta boards of educa-
tion approved a final draft of the
propcsed articles of agreement on |
consolidation of the areas.
Before signing, however, ‘'mem-
bers authorized the Buchart En- |
gineering ' Cempany, | of York,” to |
prepare a temporary estimate of |
cost. The .members ‘alsoswill study
methods “of financing so that, ; the |
residents of the area may urider- |
stand fully what is involved before |
articles of agreement are signed. |
The December meeting will be |
held in Marietta. ; J
mem-=-

APRA I th Ee Py
from the foundation and lifted away Thur,
| above events.
[ burg and the fine
| International
Gas Ine,
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auditorium at 7:45 p.m. Dr. J. Wade | out involved. This Govt. of ours |
| Bingeman, Supervising Principal, | posing as the all-wise, and calling
| will lead a discussion of the con-|others backward—dishing out lav-
solidaticn program of the East Don- | ish aid, promiscuous — will lose
| egal Township Schools with that of more friends than it will make.
Mt. Joy Bcro and Marietta Bor. | Uncle Simple, not Uncle Samuel,
Discussion will follow his talk. Mr.|they will know us as in other
| Morrell Shields, instrumental tea-| lands, if we don’t get over our great
he | U
| Quarter
« TO MEET ON DECEMBER 13
MT. JOY LEGION
ASKETBALL SCHEDULE
Thursday, November 30, 1950
First Half
Thur,, Nov, 30Millersville - Away
Donegal Airport News Mon, Dec. 4—Marietta - Home
Miracles do happen it seems. The Thur, Dec, Holland - Away
|| nace hanger which houses. the/Sat, Dec. 9—Quarryville « Away
new Piper Pacer torn loose/Mon., Dec. 11--Lititz = Home
14—Tri-Town - Away
from the The Dec. 18 — Rheamst'n - Home
thing about it is that the plane was| A
not even scratched. WALTER HOUSEAL PAID $20;
We make several flights to Flor- | HAD NO HUNTING LICENSE
ida each winter Walter Houseal, thirty-nine,
pect to make Maytown, paid $20 on a field re-
the ceipt on a charge of hunting with-
6-7.
was
airplane amazing | Mon,
This winter we ex-
one of the
Miami Air Show on
January The show this
will be held largely for the private
The Florida Air Pilots Assoc-
are sponsoring the affair.
trips coin-
cide with
out a license
time :
District
Huaverstick reported Friday
Haverstick said Houseal
Jess |e sted Wednesday by Deputy Game |
55 Warden Jacob Nagel, Jr, Eliza- |
|bethtown R1. He settled before
of non-air-| |Haverstick Friday night.
including agri-| ee ntl OA ee
industrial executive and|
oie wane wees] IE. LOW DOW
HICKORY GROVE
We will in to-day’s seminar tack- |
the subject of backward
as 300 pilots may take tions. If I was modern enough or |
Miami-Havana Air| [balmy enough or was attached to |
Cruise, held in connection with the ome Bureau or public payroll and |
Last year 178 planes up and down and across |
joined the flight. [the land lecturing, I would call my |
News bits—Civil Air or=lgakfest with you today, a work- |
ganization is rolling Local shop. But not being on such a pay- |
pil lots have been out on observation roll for trying to put over a s ale, 1 |
flights over the flooded areas up the will just stick to the truth—call it
river, and west of here where the| a gabfest,
SNOW 6 deep. Claire Sharpe was, Now—backward My
night flying last week. More night|sire is to find the person who is
flights are scheduled for this week. 50 all-wise as to say this nation or
Philadelphia, Harris-|that naticn is backward. We, in this
new Friendship|fair land like baseball, horse races,
airport at Baltimore,/bacon and and with
are the destinations on these night a knife and fork. We do not go in
familiarization flights. Pilot for hull-fights, straight vod-
dent) Nissley of Nissley’s Natural| ka, rice and raw fish, chop sticks.
INC w, I'query you. Who is so super-
for as’ to say bacon and eggs out-
lass rice and fish versa.
E. Donegal Schools which is mest backward, the
| knife and fork nation cr chop stick
(From Page 1) nation.
school. | No person amounting to a whoop
Following this demonstration, a|—‘having self-respect, pride
final parents meeting for lcve for any calling him
1950 will be held in the high school (backward, even if there is a hand-
Game Protector John H.
pilot.
was ar-
ation
“Our objective” declares
Bristow, PAPA president, will be to
the utility
aviation,
demonstrate

line civil
cultural,
personal flying.
A series of
will be open to all sportsmen pilots.
Rodney Jocelyn has promised to bel
on hand to defend his national aero-
batics championship.
Early indicate that
reports as
reports Sle na- |
many part
in the annual
Patrol
along.
nations. de- |
Allentown,
eggs, eat
was a visitor last week.

or vice
- has
the year|any guy
cher, will have a brief musical pro-|I am attitude.
in West Donegal Twp., |
WAS DAMAGED BY FIRE
Fire caused approximately $350
property damage to the wash house
at the Russel E. Harbold home,
Elizabethtown R1, at noon last
Tuesday.
itn matali (isan
25 ATTEND PARLEY
Twenty-five Elizabethtown Col-
lege students attended the four-day
conference of the Brethren Student

Christian Movement at Bridge-
water College, Bridgewater, Va.,
which began last Thursday.
—t sent Cea
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| HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL
| SCHEDULE — SECTION 1
| Dec. 15~—Marietta at E-town, Mt.
[Joy at E. Hempfield, E. Donegal at
| Manheim Boro.
| Dee. 19—E. Donegal at Mt, Joy,
| E. Hempfield at Marietta, Manheim
| Boro at E-town.
| Dee, 22—E-town at'E.
Marietta at E. Donegal,
| | Menkieiry Boro,
Jan. -Mt. Joy
| Donegal’ at E-town
IR E. Hempfield.
Jan. 12—E. Hempfield
| egal,.E-town at M:, Joy,
| Manheim Bore
Hempfield,
Mt. Joy at
at Marietta, E.
Manheim Boro
at E. Don-
Marietta at

SIMON P. NISSLEY
MARY G. NISSLEY
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Mount Joy, Pa.

low down,
JIMMY
Refreshments will be served! Yours with the
the meeting by the mothers cf|
gram.
after

| the children in the first grade un- |

der the direction of Mrs. Charles Quality Finished
| Hicks, teacher of the first grade.
Mothers serving on this committee] RED COMB FED |
are: Mrs. David Hess, Mrs. Ray-|
mond Newcomer, Mrs. James
Geddard, Mrs. Maurice Emenheiser, |
Mrs. Charles Young, Mrs. Arthur (
Landis, Mrs. Adam Greer, Mrs.
ORDE
Lewis Bixler, Mrs. John Trout and R Now

Mrs. James Houseal. A CC. M A YER
The mystery-comedy play, “Cuc- .
koos on the Hearth” by Parker MOUNT JOY. PA. {
Fennelly, will be presented hy the
ji . . PHONE 3-9826
senior class of E. Donegal Thurs- ? d 47-tf
day evening December 7 and Sat-
urday evening, December 9. In-|
cluded in the cast are: Wilbur Bru-
bake», Barbara Doles, Ammon
Smith, James Shank. James Dres- Make this a SPENCER
cher, Donald Sweitzer Clara Ann Christmas!
Weaver, Peggy Hicks, Margaret| i
Stephens, Ruth Moreland, Luther] it
rents —and a y
Kline and Willi m Arndt. Rosene after—in a So
Musser is student direciress. Harold! Nw cer designed just
Musser is student manager and Le- 78 for you Io bring
: : y th, new
| roy Buffenmyer is head of stage i gy give
craft and properties. The play is a Spencer to some-
under the direction of Mr. Robert] one you love!
D. Slaugh.
Coming assemblies at East Don- RS Sy E.
egal High School are :s follows:
December 1, movie, “Miracle on Rl, Lancaster, * Pa.
34'h Street”; December 8, Junior individually Ph. Lantisville 4374
High Talent Show; December 15, designed SPENCER SUPPORTS
| Senior High Talent Show and De-|| 46-3t

cember 22, Christmas Carol Serv ix

Friday morning, November
the East Donegal High Ss ‘BENNE } i
seniors traveled to Lancaster
the Court House, attend or -
yn2lization Court and a session of
Sessions Court. The visita-
tions were made through the cour-
tesy of Mrs. Anna Hicks, Prothone-
tary
tour
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY |
re rl Qe
L. J. SMITH CREDITORS
meeting of the creditors of
J. Smith, trading as Stauf-|
fer's Quarries, Mt. Joy R2, will be
held at 2 p.m. Wednesday, Dec.
in Court Room No. 4 cf the Lan-|
caster County Court House.
Announcement of the |
| meeting was made Tuesday by |
| Russell L. Hiller, Reading, referee |
in bankruptcy. : i
“Mr. Smith, * according ‘to Hiller,
has been ‘adjudged: a bankrupt: on|
a petition filed. by him‘ on Nov. 21.|
Smith listed his assets as $26,228.66,
|We must place orders on Monday | |
which includes : insurance policies),
d Thursday, by 2 y |
of $5,000, and lists his debts rs ay a lf we an
First
Luther

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New programs, new stars make their debut
every week. The longer you wait, the more you
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THE WONDERFUL world of make believe—
Experts say every child needs it as part of his
normal development. And it makes mother's
life a lot easier — especially on rainy davs,
Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt
United States Delegate to The General Assembly
of the United Nations says:
“To me television offers a magnificent opportunity
to increase the education which we make
available to the children of today. If parents
will supervise carefully the type of show and the
time spent by children watching television, they can
see the best that television has to offer,
‘which’can bring much enjoyment, and much that
* will'be valuable in their education. Of course. .
I am a firm believer in the supervision of children’s
reading habits, and now that we have television,
I think that the same thing should be true
for television. It is a parent’s duty to see to it that
the children get the best in books and the best
in lelevision entertainment and education.”

Christmas ever. .
For never, before television, could
you give your loved ones all the whole
wide world...

R YOUR FAMILY, Christmas
1950 can be the most wonderful
. or ever to come.
the exciting world where history
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® the world of adventure, where a little
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“play hooky”

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