d—The Bulletin, Mt
Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, Oclober 3,
1950! MUTT AND JEFF

OWL LAFFS

BY.
A WISE OWL
Have you noticed lately that when
you call at various homes in the
evening, Pop or big brother is sit-
ting out in the kitchen oiling his
shotgun, shining the barrel and
giving it a thorough geing
Yessir, this is the time of the
for it, November's mighty close.
over?
year

A widow from these parts prob-
ably would have been better off if |
she had stood over the stonecutter
as he chiseled the epitaph on her
late husband's tombstone. But
was terribly grief-stricken and gave
him a slip of paper with the word-
ing she wanted on the stone. In-
stead of making two separate
she |
lines
he ran the two sentences together | .,
with not even a comma separating
the ‘thoughts so that the epitaph
read; “Thou art at rest
again.”

A Barbara Street housewife was
very critical of the way a workman
was putting down the linoleum in
her kitchen. “Look, lady,” he said,
“this is my business. What do you
know about laying linoleum?”
“Well,” she confessed, “I
laid linoleum, and I never laid an
egg, but I can make a bet-
ter omelet ‘than a hen can.”
never |
Then there’s the city slicker visit-
ing at a nearby farm got up at day-
kreak one morning, not to hear the |
haycock crow, but to tie a knot in |
a cord of wood.
| wildlife,
The questicn before the class was
whether “trousers” was singular or
plural. The point was settled by |j
declaring them singular at the top
and plural at the other extremity. |
A Columbia young blood can give
no gocd reason for being engaged
to five girls at one time, other than
that cupid must have shot him with
a machine gun.
When a door bell ringer asked a
Marietta lady she like to
contribute scmething to the Home
for Alcoholics”, she answered,
“Sure! Come kack in about an hour
when my husband gets home from
the bar and have him.”
“would
you can
Whenever a certain lady
wants to recall the name of the ho-
tel she stayed at on her
she just
young
vacation,
sorts through her
The regular Friday night fight
over his pay envelope was in heated
session and had reached the climax
when the wage earner snarled dis-
gustingly: “Aw, you're an
For the first time in her
wife was at a loss fcr words.
recovered her
few seconds, though, and
“Of all things. One
arguing with me and the next you
suddenly call me an angel. What's
the idea?” So he explained:
you're always up in the air.
ond, you're always harping on st
thing. Third, and far from least, you
never seem to have
wear.”
angel.”
life his
She |
gasped,
Sec-
me -
anything to
Did you ever notice how
women will practically break their
necks trying to see someone with
someone else theyre not
to be with?
some
supposed
The other evening a Main Street
man was sitting at his living room
window, when he casually remark-
ed: “There goes Joe Smoe with that |
love |
woman he’s so terribly in
with.” His wife, why was in the
kitchen, dropped a cup she was
wiping, hurtled through the door-
way tearing the curtain, knocked |
over a lamp and a bowl of goldfish,
craned her neck to lock out the
window and panted:
“There,” her hubby pointed,
ting into that car on the corner.
“¥ou vidio,” his wife hissed, {that’s
wife!” “Yes, of ccurse,”’ replied
er i : Did I say
it wi
“get-
”
A WISE OWL
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The tin—that’'s why its adver-
tisers get‘such excellent results,

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EXPERT/C, ot
Weekly Letter
‘By Penna. State
Game Commission

THEN
AS AN AGRICULTURE (7 Vou SHOULD BE

Woodcock And Dove Season
October 10 usher in the 1950
woodcock and dove season. Reports
have it that hunters will find more
of both species, both home-grown
and migrants, to bang away at than
they did last seas YR
ld FasL season {OUR BOOTERS DEFEATED
Dove hunting ha few devotee .
in the Commonwealth but the wood | MANOR HIGH THURSDAY
cock clan is an avid one. Th The Mt. Joy soccer team scored
pute with a love for hill Pii~ a 3-1 decision over Manor High
tridge hunting eagerly await the, ath da avai alae
season’s opening, when they match Thursday in a Lanco Scholastic
heir skill with the night-traveling, League game.
rratic-flying ggle-eyed, long-| Both teams tallied in the initial
vhis of her > $ “ti
billed, iia tling timber Googie. pericd. John Glick for Manor and
weguiations governing 1¢ hunt- “ :
ing and: taking of ‘woodcocks ing George McCue got the first of his
doves follow: Shooting hours, Ce- two goals. Mount Joy pushed over
{tober 10-31, inclusive, 4 hour pair in the last period on McCue’s
fore sunrise to suns Novem-
ore sunrise to sunset. On and one by Paul Shupp.
ber 1 only (opening day of small y
game season) 9 am. to 5 p.m. No- Mount Joy ‘ Manor
vember 2-8, inclusive, 7 a.m. to sun Brown G Bar
set n no dey later than 5 p.m. Bowman RE Schmid
The daily limit on woodcock is 4: Thome LF Mussel
doves 10. After the first day of R. Mier RH Shirker
season, the woocock possession lim-|T- Miller 1 CH Riley
[it is 8, which is 2 day's kag. The Bover LH Shreiner
possession limit on doves is 10, the Ssupp RW x Good
| same as the daily bag. |Kear RI Temmer
A Pennsylvania hunting license is Wilson CF Erisman
Aired - Pennies. Boyd LI Glick
«| required to hunt woodcocks and McC nal
doves; a federal (duck) stamp is!’ S Ue | Ly Eshelman
not. Only Sho'guns may be used in| by periods:
| hunting these birds. In hunting Mount Joy ...... 1890 Zui
them, sho tree larger than 10 gauge,] .......... 1 0 0 3-1
Scering—Mount Joy: McCue 2,
and rifles are
hand-operated,
| automatic shotgun h
| prohibited. A 5 Shupp, 1; Manor: Glick, 1.
re-
| peating shotgun may be used if it, Substitutes—Mount Joy: Cover,
| is plugged so that the plug cannot Beaston; Manor: Hess, Lehr, Bul-
| be ‘removed without disassembling lock, eel Usman 3 FE
the gun and so long as such a fire
| arm is limited to 3 shell capacity in MOUNT JOY HI BOOTERS
g | magazine and chamber combined. WON THREE IN A ROW
| Should Inspect Guns Now Mount Joy High School soccer

: The Roni gee, Seasons Sue al-| team outplayed East Hempfield at
most here, therefore hunters ar i
reminded to check their Tuesday afternoon
| carefully at once for mechanical{making it 3 straight for the local
defects, structural weaknesses and|team. McCue led in the scoring
inaccuracy. ; . with three goals.
When firearms fail to function,
they spoil hunting trips. It is dis- Last Hempfield Mount Joy
heartening to have a well-aimed|>tehman x Brown
| shot miss because of a mechanical MYers LF. Thome
(fault. More important than either Kauffman RF. Bowman
of these; a gun's dangerous firing Adams L.H. Boyer
condition sometimes results in hu- Krall CH. Miller
man casualties. Fuhrman R.H. Coover
Those who fail to inspect their Eshelman LW. Shupp
weapons early and who learn tar-|Kraly L. 1 McCue
dily that repairs are necessary of- Shertzer C.F. Boyd
ten disccover that gunsmiths are so Habecker R.L Wilson
overloaded with other rush jobs Zerphey R. W. Kear
they cannot do the work required Score by periods:
before the season opens. E. HEMPFIELD .02 0 2.2
0 25
MOUNT JOY ....... 2
Airst < Sab of n
irstrips otaged At Home. Too Substitutes—E. Hempfield: Heaps,
Deer on landing fields and other Bachman, Hertzler, Pryor. Mount
both in the air and on the Miller, Williams, Zimmer-
ground, have provided hazards for man, Shelly, Weber, Klugh.
{aviators in the past. Now a hitherto G onls BF i“ Hempfield: Shertzer
troublemaker for Wits Kor ady. Man Joy: McCue 3, Wil-
is reported by Game Protector Wil- |, ton, B. Miller.
Allentown. —
Mcyer says that: he received : ra T OT
call this summer from an airport , SPORTS MEN WILL VOTE ON
informing him that woodchucks had AN IMPORTANT ISSUE
made so many burrows and, The monthly meeting of the Mt.
mounds on the field's runway that Joy
landing there was something of
gamble.
Federal Funds For
Restoration
The U. S. Fish and Wildlife Ser-
vice recently announced that the
Pennsylvania Game Commission caster
allotted $354,000 of Federal aid
for use cn wildlife restoraticn pro-
jects over the Commonwealth in
the 1950-51 period under provisions
|of tne Pittman-Robertson Act. It
{is interesting to note that Pennsyl-| =
vania’s 1950-51 share of Pittman-
Robertson funds decreased about =e) 3
[18 percent below that for 1949-50, 1a tt]
{ when the amount received was Tm) a
| 43 1.000. =i gn a
These mcnies, derived from a tax
on firearms and ammunition pur-
chased, are on the bas-
es
Association will
Fire House
October 9th.
requested |
Sportsmen's
A be held at the next
"Monday evening,
| Members
to attend this meeting
la resolution by the Southern Lan-
County
against using high power rifles with
Wildlife
are urgently
to vote on
Sportsmen's Assoc.,
has
scope for groundhog shooting.
ee ——

is of a state's area and the number
of licenses sold by it the preceding!
year. Since only one license is re-
NATIONAL PRESS BUILDING
WASHINGTON, D C
all wildlife that may
Pennsylvania, |
{quired to hunt
| be legally taken in
the Keystone State receives less By Anne Goode
federal aid than do other states -——
| rat sell gepars Ho am all game, large Turn off your iron, radio, han
game and special hunting licenses, |gy yey, lamp and other electrical
jan though their hunting popula- appliances before pulling out the
[tion may be less than Pennsylvan- plug. Those sparks vou see when
the plug is pulled out with the ap-
ipliance still on burn the prongs of
the plug leaving them rough and
pitted so that they no longer male
a good electrical contact
*
|ia’s
Furbearing Predators Increase
The oppossum population in my
district is truly amnzing. This sum-!
mer, I have been called upon to re-
move these animals from col-| For an extra special filling for
lars, parks, barns, churches, and stuffed tomatoes, mix cup crab.
many other places. This from Game meat with % cup finely diced cel-
Protector Sam Shade, R. D., Titus- ery. Then blend in 2 tablespoons
{ ville. real mayonnaise and 1 teaspoon
He continued: Without exception, Worcestershire sauce. You'll love it
I have taken several in every sec- * x
tion where I have trapped foxes. To put fresh elastic in a garment
Every female caught taus far was ©asily and quickly, pin one end of
your new elastic to the worn out
carrying young. In several areas, So. Av Sou pall the old t,
where grouse “have - been trying to [Biece. you. pu’ As 0 J one ou
the new elastic will slide right in
stage a comeback the opossum has place
moved in too. I doubt, especially ? * % %
during the nesting season, the! Chiffon “and cream ples are e
relations between the state bird] pecially yummy in a gingersnap
{and the predacious furbearer are ¢pust: mix one cup of finely crum-
ccmypatible. {bled gingersnaps with
Fox Is Inquisitive About leup melted vitaminized margarine.
Trapping Press firmly on bottom and sides of
As he set a fox trap in a Wild- an eight-inch pie pan and bake 12
life Propagation Area recently,|? ors 350° Fa) shit 1
Game Protector Earl Geeseman, of| minutes. Coo siore ad ing filling
| York, received ‘notice from one of]
| the intended victims that his ac-|
tivities were objectionable. A fox vinegar solution and allowing to
[in the underbrush nearby snarled simmer on the stove.
|and barked at him until he had
completed the set. But in the time
it took Geeseman to obtain a gun]
and return, Reynard had reverted] 4
to normal fox behavior and * had |: Ties
quietly sneaked away.
a —
Stainless steel pans “can he
brightened by filling with a mild

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J tising in the Bulletin.
ITE LOW DOWN
from
HICKORY GROVE
in it—we
This war—we are now
gotta get out of same
We must shoot our way out.
It will ke
should make up
ahead
down.
and whole.
There
other way. expen=-
So everyone
his mind now, that the path
will be thorny buckle
It will do no good to keep saying
is no
sive,
and
the war could have been avoided
by proper management. We are now
paying it—it is our own baby.
But there
should be a
law saying, after we
teeth that we the boom
mismanagement. No law
the Govt.
footsteps of
saying we
No
eye
is no law
sucker, perpetual.
cut our
can't lower
on further
saying that we must let
follow in the France
and socialist-
look
and then
someone to bail us
none suci. No
Govt.,
should be
about for
but
saying that
war flames high,
out- see law
while the
tinker-
our
things
going into competi-
ing with unheeded
dering dinero,
tion with its own taxpayers. No law
saying the votes
that each person running for mayor,
what,
-squan-
cannot demand
or governor, or senator, or
must show his IQ card, and that he
passes muster.
And before closing this epistle to
the voters, there
us who might amble
phrenologist and get a check-up,
too. We are still acting a bit addled
are tiicse amongst
down to the
and un-sure, our ownselves.
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
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RHEEMS
The Church of the
have preaching services in the local
church Sunday
Sunday school.
Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Hoover spent
the
Brethren will
morning preceding
weekend in Montgomery Co.
where they visited with Rev. and
Mrs. Abram Price, of Harleysville,
Miss Miriam Cassel of Lansdale |
and Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Fritz and
family at Hatfield.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Miller have
moved from the Ober property in
this place to one of the Hershey
farms. Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Bowers
have filled the vacancy.
Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Engle have
the Wolgemuth
home to their own property in Eliz-
abethtown. Mr. Mrs. Marvin
into the Wolge-
moved from Anna
and
Boyer are moving
muth house.
Mr. H. M.
Florida on Saturday
Hoover left for Sebring,
where he ex-
pects to spend the winter months.
Quite a few women of this vie-
inity attended the Women's Work
which held in ihe
Church of the
ren last Wednesday.
At a meeting
Meeting was
Hanoverdale Breth-
of the Rheems Fire
Company, Robert Kready, presi-
dent, appointed a five-man nomin-
ating committee namely, Herbert
Cocper, John Leedom, Farl Pautz
Max Ricedorf and Kready.
The
Carnival is on
with 3
ville
night for the Rheems
Saturday, October 7.
program of
big
grand vaude-
and the main feature is
the awarding of a 1951 car
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News From Florin
(From Page 1)
acts
Faus and family, Mr. and Mrs.
Wayne Peters and family, Mr. and
Mrs. David Faus of Hershey, Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Myers and family,
Mr. and Mrs. Abram Faus and fam-
ily, Mr. and Mrs. Jay Faus
family, Mr. and Mrs. John Herr, |
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Peters and fam-
ily, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Hernley and
family, Mr. and Mrs. Paul Martin,
Jr. and Miss Anna Faus.
Mr. A. D. Garber is spending sey-
eral days with Mr. and Mrs. Dale
Garber at Lansdowne. On Wednes-
day he witnessed the first game of
the World Series at Shibe Park.
Afternoon and evening sessions
of the Fall Missionary Institute of
the Lancaster District of the WSWS
of East Pennslyvania Conference
was held in the Glossbrenner EUB
Church on "Tuesday.
and
| MMM VERY
POOR! VERY
, POOR!

BORE YOU TEN
POUNDS OF
APPLES THIS
YEA or

By Bud Fisher
Y HUMPH == SO
WOULD I'! THOSE a

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time to get your summer clothes cleaned
before putting them away for the fall
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and ready for the cooler days ahead. Be
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