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1950! MUTT AND JEFF

9 A.M. OFFICER,)/ TAKE BUS
| "CAN YOU TELL ME / NUMBER 212)
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| Stamina | | 12 AVON GARDENS ? YOU RIGHT

Ra . Weekend visitors of Rev. and
= [ Mrs. R. H. Arndt were Mr. and
| Mrs. North Arbogast and son, Karl
| of Sunbury.
Approximately three hundred
persons atte nded the Newtown
School and Community reunion on
Saturday. Two fine programs were
~~, THERE

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE
BUS NUMBER 212 FOR
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| rendered. Dr. H. M. Schaeffer pas-
tor of the Penbrook E. U., B. f= Wk veh FERIA
Church brought a timely message THE LOW DOWN wagon backs up at the river edge! T6BACCO RL ST w COUNTY
on “Right Living”. Special music Legion to Sponsor and dumps its huge train loads to IS oy ns WAY ouT :
was rendered by The Gideon Quar- from the fish. We buried one OPA and | Fifty different lines of |
| tet comprised of Mr. and Mus. T its agonies—congress now flirts | sistant tobacco have been develop- |
For ker and Mr. and Mrs. Junior ennis HICKORY GROVE with reviving the corpse. ed at the County Tobacco Experi-
fisster Brubaker of Lancaster. Rev. H Boiled down devoid of hig or hu it America can yet be salvaged. | mental Station in its long-range
RY H. M. Tobias, paptor of the Man- Tournament ere difficult words—our U. S. A. is in| We must get our horse-sense out of | fight to wipe out tobacco rust
heim E. U. B. Church brought ah : its present state of confusion, and the our AEsop. lo ng krown gs the ou Oe of tobac-
A WISE OWL inspiring message on “Community, This weekend, Saturday and |™ thin ice. for 2 main reasons. We | That is you and me I am talking co growers. Several strains are be-
Spirits”. The Howard Simmons Sunday, September 9th and 10th, re Lng a F "ny ” 3 Ton abut ing tested as cigar types. If they
| string orchestra, of Lancaster fur-/the second American Legion Junior been reacing Freud ana | BE re Yours with the low down, make high quality cigars, they will
Are you completely Set your ished music. Refreshments were in Tennis Tournament will be held on | W€ should have been readin JIMMY have proved themselves.
holiday? If you're still Ra dors | Ee of the Ladies Auxiliary of the Mount Joy Courts. The tour- AFsop. sli Gl ecm EE
rot © as racs y € ile nn ans > le isc
Fu hve 5 rot ye. TEs CO ob 1h mie Find nd be Je 05 we sox stom en i wd of rin. -
They get tougher to take as the | Mr. and Mrs. Russe Kel 8 te ages. Ee 4 oR Tha Billed the Breas MEET MONDAY NIGHT thing) kindly remember the
, R77 son, Terry, Ray Keith cf Lititz RD;|siding in Mt. Joy, is to determine | quents. Marx has fillc Mount Joy Sportsmen's Associa- |
yests go on, don't they? Wairll you | and Miss Marion Nauman called the outstanding junior tennis player | chairs there on the left bank of the fi Sill ei at the Fire: House
get my age, you'll get smart and | on Yo. Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher.|in our town. Potomae: with : socialists. And a fio | Ten ee ie House
Sey howe. | Mr. and Mrs. Paul Koser of AJ] those interested in partici- | sccialist is just a freshman com- Ceo. isin ee
| lersville were Monday evening pating in this Second Annual Le-|munist: And both these menaces All of the organization | ah
There are more than 400 rubber | visitors wiin the Geltmachers. !gion Tennis Tournament shall re- | came from the neglect of our AE- re urged to come to the netting
parts in the average automobile, | Mr. and Mrs. Norman Miller of port to the boro courts no later than | sop. We been a, sucker of the first i Aft i” the Business meeting : voli
but it's still the pedestrian that | Mrs. Edith Blyer and Mrs. 1:30 Saturday afternoon. Play will [ water. We have listened to pink teresting on Huis and
bounces. | Mabel Shuman of Mount Joy, Mrs. begin at 2:00 o'clock with the finals palaver about letting the Govt. cov- Fishing will be shown. : OPPORTUNITY
——— | Wilkert Witmer and son, Ronald being held Sunday afternoon. Balls | er the Nation with great and gi- Members are reminded that dues Ry > .
A nearby _ woman was denied a| were Sunday guests of Mrs. Lillian wil] be furnished and the winner gantic river-valley Authorities. |. payable. KNOCKS HERE
divorce on the claim that her hus- Witmer. and runnerup will receive hand- Congress, spellbound, says, go] — :
band stuck pins into a voodoo doli | Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Geltmacher/some trophies. These trophies will ahead. We remain mum. Mum until 2) =
representing her. The husband said | ¢ntertained Mrs. Irvin Witmer, Mrs. be presented to the finalists at the income tax day when we don't find ll J £2 ATEN ee Se
it was all in: fun---besides it didn’t | Hathaway Breneman and Mrs. Lil-inext Legion Meeting. the Govt. elbowing us there at the OUR JOB SIMON P. NISSLEY
work.----- Heck! I was just about | jan Witmer on Sunday evening. | The tournament committee con- {tax window to pay its share. It RINTING MARY NisSLEY
to get me one of those dolls. Mrs. Paul Shires spent Saturday gists of Eugene Crider. chairman, pave no dig a litle PF OAT IR FUNERAL DIRECTORS
with Mrs. Lillian Witmer. Mrs. Der | Frank Zink, Harold Fellenbaum, deeper. En 7 THe GROOVE Mount Joy, Pa.
When a Marietta fellow was be- | tha Brock of Marietta was a week |Charles Heaps and Richard Divet. We stand by as the Govt. potato | mo 2
ing prepared for surgery, the in-{end house guest there. Benny Brown, son of George
id. * hi Ar. and iy ; es 4 :
terne said: “When we operate, what Week end guests wih Mi ne [Brown, E. Main Street, is last year’s
will you have—gas, chloroform, or | Mrs. George Schoelkoph were Mrs. defending champion.
ether?” The fellow replied: “I be- | Priscilla Fogie and Mrs. Martha imi
lieve in patronizing home industry Orio, of Philadelphia.
give me one of those local anaes- Mr. and Mrs. Howard
thetics. I've been hearing so much | Mrs. William Moyer and family o ;
about.” | Marietta, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wit-| Tennis Club won
: tle and daughter, Carol of Colum- the of the
bia: Mrs. Paul Shires and grandson County Tennis League Saturday as
defeated the defending title
Harrisburg, 8-1
Simons, BCR TENNIS TEAM WON
¢ ICT LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
The Mount Joy
championship Inter-
If Labor Day comes can football |
be far behind?
a
and Mrs. Ragner Hallgren and son they
of Mount Joy, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph hohlers,
Wittle were week! Score.
by an
7 insti She. Head and daughters
Hy i hn Ba ie | end callers of Mr. and Mrs. Aris-| ip a made a clean sweep
I told you, I stay home, I guess it tice Wittle. : 0 ie Ci es matches and lost but
wculd be better to suffer cause my | Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Rigel Se ns ge meh.
wife can think up more labor for Nok Jersey, Mr Ciarencs Rigel of Mrs Ye we Shite at
Labor Day than any ten guys. They | Baltimore, and Mr. Ray Geltmacher a ih ig dropped two
say King Labor thought up Labor | | of Kinderhook were week end ay > s 0 Horrishuig’s John
Bay bisck In 1852, but Fil bet he got | “ers With Mr. and Mrs. BY scores of 6-2, 8-4,
the idea from my lox 50 ete only
Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Witmer and eXtended to three sets in two of the
say she's not that old? Have vou |
nine matches.
seen her lately?
family were Sunday evening visit- Frank Keister forced
ors with Mr. and Mrs. John Kauff- Harcld Fellenbaum and Gene Cri-

This mcrning when I got on the | M30 at Tronville. Re bated Bey bo the
Lancaster bus, a fellow from the | Mr. Georke Blonds, of Coates- Js
s, a fello ile Mise Totiles of Mid. ‘he summaries:
east end got on at the same time, | Ville: Miss Louise Rhoads of Mid-| thas
and the kus driver asked: “Did vou | dletown, Mr. and Mrs. Ray Gam- SINGLES
get home all right last night?” The ber, Mr. and Mrs. Guy Wittle, of] Frank Zink (MJ) defeated Gil
felow answered: “Certainly. why | Manheim; Mr. and Mrs. Charles Rothrock, 6-1. 6-1. p i
( swered: ertainly, why oh f Lancaster and Me. and Harold Fellenk: aum (MJ) defeat-
do you ask?” And the driver ex- Hahn of Lancaster and Mr. and ed Frank Keister, 6-3, 0-6, 6-4.
plained: “Well, when you got up Mrs. Salem Gamber of Columbia Bi Crider oJ) Ray
; vere callers with Mr. and Mrs. Stauffer, 5-7, 6-4, 6-3.
and gave ycur seat to the lady on | WET callers Di i / i
3 | Serhan rik ck Divet (MJ) defeated Bob
the last bus, you and I were the Abram Goer ove! he week end. Morrison, 6-1, 6-4.
only two people on the bus.” - - - Mr. and Mrs. Giles Urban and pj. Knejsloy (MJ) defeated
Spirits? (Bottled, I mean) son, Billy. spent the week end with Gene Hertzell, 7-5, 6-4.
Mr. and Mrs. Guy Urban at Holt- | ARs Sowers, (H) defeated George
—— Cue, 6-2, 6-4.
Know what happens to ball play- wood. Gti DOUBLES
eis wien their eyesight begins to Ws: Frama Givens of. Middie- Zink and Crider (MJ) defeated
fail? They make umpires out of | town, Mrs. Ida Isenberger and Mr. Rothrock and Keister, 4-6, 12-10,
em. and Mrs. Ernest Ekerscle, of Mount! defaulk.
a Joy were Sunday guests of Mr. and . B- Zink and Divet defeated Mor-
: Moe Wiest Ce 4 .. (rison and Stauffer, 6-2, 7-5.
A little shaver in the grade school | Mrs. Maries Frysinger and Mrs." and Kneisley (MJ) de
insists the principal is blind. He | Daniel Moore. |feated Harezell and Sowers, 7-5,
says his Dad gave him a note for| Mr. George Dolby and Jane 6-4.
Buchanan of Marietta, Mr. and Mrs. Bs » :
Henry Clue and family visited Mr.
and Mrs. William Fogie during the,
week end.
the principal and twice while he
was in his office the principal ask-
ed him where his hat was, and all
the time it was in plain sight on

[Beer! Call 3-4189
his head. TT ms | For Home Delivery
SEASON ENDS THIS WEEK
A popular saying is, “A man does
not eat hash in a restaurant be-
cause he doesn’t know whit’s in it”.
Anyhow a Florin man went up to
a Perry County farm for a long
vacation, but he came back the first
AT GRETNA PLAYHOUSE | VALLEY FORGE
dare sae : wz | PIEL'S
PRIOR
{ ROLLING ROCK
ALE & PORTER
Victor J. Schmoll
: —Distributor—
of the third week. When asked why | OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M.
he had returned so, soon” he ex-

If Drive In For Curb Service
BENNETT'S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY

plained: “Well, it’s this way. The
first .week I was up there a pig |
died. We had pork all week. The |
second week a cow died. We ‘had
beef all week. The third week 2
farmhand died, and I came home!”

We could never understand why
one of our most attractive young
blcndes always went to the Hershey
dances with a young fellow who
couldn’t dance a step. Finally one
of the crowd asked the reason and
she replied: “He may not be able to
dance, but he sure can inter-
mission”,

Charles F. Coghlan,
the Gretna
of
director
Playhouse, who with
his co-producer, Gene P. Otto, close
a successful season Saturday night,
September 9th, when the final per- Try our old fashioned sugar cones

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BULK AND GALLONS
It's too bad my loss censors this
column! I got a coupla laffs plus
some high class gossip that would
make your ears sizzle. Aren't I a
with Breyers Ice Cream.
TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
formance of “Harvey”, Pulitzer
prize comedy, will be given.

stinker, arousing = your .curiosity | Thirteen shows in all were. pre- TIONS. CLUBS, Etc.
ee mt? is: ht ye a sented at. Mt. Gretna Be summer, : "} WE OFFER ';
ow 3 attracting thousands ¢ “ theatre- | SPECIAL PRICES ON a
| Lets not,evén mention the wea- | goers from Central i ICE. CREAM :
might change. = Pe ATS CA 3579 Quarts Or More
A WISE OWL
Everybody in this locality ida
The in—that’'s why its ads
Everybody reads newspapers but! we! must place orders on Monday
NOT everybody reads circular ad- and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if ‘we can
vertising left on their door step. serve yon a se, please
NA ad

By Bid Fisher _

WENT BY SO FARY Jr
I ONLY HAVE |
TWELVE SL
MORE TO
GO!

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3rd Annual Lancaster
County
Old Fiddlers Jamboree

ROCKY SPRINGS PARK, LANCASTER

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GATE PRIZES GOOD PARKING
fi.
Sept.
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Children under 12 Free
Sunday, Sept. 17, 1930
24th
ADMISSION TO PARK 42c¢ Pius Tax
All Fiddlers and Musicians are invited to attend free.
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