4 A Bulletin, Mt. Joy, ” , Pa.; Thursday, July 20, 1950 MUTT AND JEFF OWL LAFFS| What The 1950 A WISE OWL “1 dén’t know whether to complain about the heat or not. Just about the time I get good and hot, up | comes a rain or a breeze. 'Fraid if | 1 open my big mcuth, the weather- | sec ason, man will really turn it think! Last year it was lots hotter than this!! on. Said nine-year-old Jerry: more fun to look at television in the | winter when you should be doing | poor homework.” It seems two race horses met in the paddock. One said to the other, “The pace is familiar but I don’t Jan overpopulated herd. remember the mane.” ‘While sitting on the Gretna I studied the various sizes, | shapes, etc. And then I recalled that they say swimming is the best way to develop grace. But did you ever get a good look at a duck walking? i. Dumb Dora says her friend is extremely considerate. He | Always slows the car down for her to get out and walk. Here's a little piece of research that should prove interesting to a considerable number of people. Did v:u know that a player's chancds of | gates the 1950 anterless season, No- hitting the jackpot in a slot mach- ine are just about one in 2,000? After bidding friends and neigh- | November 29. Chas. their bors goodbye, Mr. and Mrs. Bennett, Sr., drove away for vacation. About five minutes later they rturned, to the amazement of | everyone — — It seems that Charlie, in his haste to get away, had put cn two different kinds of shoes. So | fie came back for the partners. Just | TOP AH, IM IN LUCK! | HERE'S A SEAT ROMA Antlerless Season I To Accomplish The Pennsylvania Game Com- I! mission recently declared a two- day 1950 anterless deer season after | | careful consideration of the com- [ plaints and views of all groups and = [individuals interested in the man- . . mde rt FRET agement of the herd. The Commis MT. JOY'S MIDGET-MIDGETS | FRANK ZINK WINS THIRD CORN GROWERS TO REGISTER fle ig le h phy DEFEAT LAST YEAR'S CHAMPS| CLOSED TENNIS TOURNAMENT| Farmers desiring to enter the | these results: Their ability and strength un-| Frank Zink successfully defended Pennsylvania Corn Club, sponsored { i y é g toa 1. A reduced, better balanced and known. a darkhorse Mt. Joy team! his Lancaster City and County by the Pennsylvania. Crop Improve- ote vigotens herd ahead Monday night to ti i=] Closed Tennis Tournament men’s | ment Association and the Pennsyl- i 2 The her will be reduced tof = ™ °° y ik — or See vania State College agricultural [ within the food capac ity of the na-/umph over last ye: w’s New crown for the second ; ; BS : i Sak > he L | straight year as he defeated Harold | extension service, should register {tural range, allowing depleted plant Midget-Midget champions, the Lit-| . wit heir o aa before | hicl hey ed - 9 cao Fellenbaum by scores of 4-6, 6-3, With their county agent | species on which they feed an op itz Sports Club, by a 4 to 2 score. | | portunity to recover from over- y he ' 8-2, 6-3, Tuesday on the Lancaster | August 1. browsing and giving game land Mount Joy thus advanced to the \'T hi g and giv ame lands ot : ennis Club courts. and forestry plantings an opportu- semi-final round where it will now | ; third straight cham=- nity to develop. meet Millersville on Friday night. 3. By setting the dates for | a Ah anter- y tits ab h,o less deer at the beginning of the Clair 2b 1 1001 needed relief from 17 0 2 0 3 3 : : a Hy nasi ran sen 3 0 3 3 1 damage in the agricultural ia T1112 0 I vecult. Landis 3b 3 a | [areas Snouly. resu Beck @ 2 02 1 { The danger to human life!gichelbe ss 20002 4, Ps coilisions with deer on the |Cl vk If highways w ill be lessened. Denis ov 2 0 0 0 8!At that time the fourth game score “It’s | 5. The 9 o'cleck opening hour oniShowers cf ........ 2 0 0 0 1-3 in favor of Fellenbaum. { the first day (November 27) will Zavcher rf .......... 2000 0fwp tw resumed. Tuesdiy save lives and prevent accidents.iGarner of ......... 000 0 when IL wis ros ned: > visibility, fast driving and 1 000 0 Zink quickly picked up five sets | itchy trigger fingers should be re- { and the title. dud to a minimum. Totals? ci 18 2 61212) Zink and Fellenbaum, seeded Other forms of ‘wildlife will punt Joy ab r h o were the finalists in last | benefit through the saving of food|williams rf ......... 6 00 0.00. _. hi ae ith | and cover consumed in the past by fostetter ss ........ 3 011 Au 5 tp 5 match whad Beaston 3b .......... 3 0 0, 3 1|this season's play ‘following the Lessened browsing by deer will Grove 3 0 0 0 4 /|identical procedure of 1949. aver reforestation and soil con- oft ct... 1.0 02] I that vear Fellenbaum wor the) _, | servation, through increased growth pa ka. ll o' 10 3 Olin Ben pe beach at | of plants and decreased loss of top Sk ¢ A en rts : 11.90 first game but then dropped the | soil by run-off water. Bivit 20 1 1 1 0 2 three. The same was true this | Game Protector Ge wrge Freas Zeller Ii ny 2 01 0 0 Year says: "Here is a rather unusual re-{ ~~ 7's | Zink had mained the finals by de port on the city cf Philadelphia. Totals 5 4 315 11 Bes : gana ne Anais ny de- | There were ten deer killed in this ATITZ, 1 100 | feating Ralph Engsirom while Fel- | highly populated area in June. we MOU NT SEs 03 1 0 - 4 lentaum topped Gene Crider. | | fawns were killed by dogs, two| re | In a semi-final doubles match ' new boy | fawns were killed by a mower ps shear sh HARE; bs | Tuesd: : Zink. defeated | six adult deer were killed on the GENE MYERS TWIRLED A { Tuesday, Crider and Zink defeated 1-HITTER AGAINST MAYTOWN One-hit Myers Qur a 11-0 victory highways. The Game wishes it there is bucks '& Maytown Commission definitely understcod that no open season for spike during the 1950 season. In reply to an abrogation query, Section 1. | a Commission spokesman pointed OBR! . ( DY . out that any county which a . 3 - The hit off Myers was in the Paul Sea- Mt. | hits each. | hurling by Gene ave locals over Tuesday evening in a League | | | County Legion a single fourth inning by Wilson Toy's big deer seas- | vember: 27-28, will have no | hunting of any kind until the | cn opens on male deer with two or | more points to one antler beginning |* man. and Shupp were guns with three Ine of Wilson's blows was a triple. | Woodchuck and Pheasant Battle Mount Joy ab h 0 al | Game Protector Earl Geesaman, Wilson ss 3 5 3 0 3 | York, offers this wildlife story: Kear 2 2 1 2 0 | “This unusual incident that took McCue 1b ....... 4 2 7 0 place on the Hanover Water Com- |Shupp If 1 3 ey 0 pany Propagation Area. On his'Brewn ¢ ....... 1 1 6 1 ! way home from work one evening, T. Germer ¢ ...... 1 0 2 0 Mr. Houser, an employe of thelBoyd of .......... 2 0 0 0 | Company, observed a woodchuck Zimmerman cf ... 1 0 1 0 |< and a pheasant hen in combat. The Fogie cf ......... 1 0 0 0 — | whistlepig was attempting to kill Strickler 3b ...... 1 0 0 0 Some time you want a coupla!the small chicks with the hen. The Martin ss ........ 1 0 0 1 laughs in the wee small hours, sit hen was completely exhausted from D. Germer ss .... 1 0 1 0 nice and quiet in a secluded spot | (the struggle. Mr. Houser was able Clinger rf ..... wid 1 1 0 1 i Giro d watch tel to approach within four feet before|Weber if Sug 0 0 0 along Main Street and watch the |, Sohyck dro pped a chick which (Zim nerman 5 he 1 0 0 fun go by. I do it time and time |jt had in its mouth.” Myers p ......... 4 1 ; 9 | again, and brother! What a column | A New Predator { I could write. But, I'm not meanie o Sone Protector SpA Spank, Totals ......... 2 11.2 8 enough to spoil anyone's fun by jee ent 2 Ii a Cres May town ab oo a « i 4 Drescher ss ..... 3 0 1 spilling the beans! | Commission food and cover crew oo : Seaman 1H ...... 2 1 6 1 eee: | working on Game Lands No. 43 in- Rhodes 2b : 0 1 0 A farmer friend cf mine, hired |vestigated the unusual anties and Brandi 2 reese. > 1 ) : . ring p york YOU “RE one time to do a little work at an |excited chattering of towhee |g Murphy rf 3S 9. 0 0 : svi 1 himselt in (ground nesting rcbin) they were be Rd 2 0 a 5 insene asylum, lounc, nix {surprised to see a box turtle eating Sy ne a tL : conversation with one of the in- [the young birds in the nest. weeney cf ...... 2 0 0 0 mates, out on the grounds wi el 8 B+ Arndt Per 2 8 8 i . a . BE . 3 rai ea Pe { | passing the time of day the friend- 1 Do Se 5 0 0 ly inmate asked, “What do you do Wi i ner 3b Lo... 9 0-0 1 for a living?” “I'm a farmer,” was ihe reply. “Farmer, huh?” the in- | EO ee Nl Totals 21 1-2] 6 mate said. “I used to kz a farmer. ROVE: Moe id JOY wise 100 303 411 in’ res ve )00 COO © Ever try bein’ crazy? It beats farm- M AY TOWN . 000 C00 © 0 se? a» Wilson 2, K 4, McCue 2, in’ all holler have trouble getting my mind a , Clinger, ®Myers. E—Seaman, | By { a the universities. Didn't know, Demmel, We inner. 3B—Arndt 7, | I always like the way a certain | gous Henry, you were ever near a Dommel 3, Myers 2. SO—Arndt 10, | Florin man tells cff his wife, after | university, or in one =~-- or were Myers 8. LP—Arndt. : . v3 — her naggin’ gets the best of him. | you. Quiet, I says, My perplexity, | (The naggin’ his wife does is the is university presidents. How on CITY-COUNTY ROQUE LEAGUE talk of the country). “Woman”, | o.ith con a perscn be smart enough STANDING shouts her man, “we as a married | {, Jang himself a job as president, Team Ww L Ptc.! couple are like a team of horses | nq then not be smart enough to EPhrata te 2 3 nasi . 5 gh i : Nard Col. .. 5 555 pulling a wagen, a tongue has come | his fine tooth comb over his Cig 6 2 ny 1” opi iy bo Ein SR ts pn ET ENO PL a ae eae e a oUt between us! fleck of teachers and comb out the Schoe heck. 3 00 I love koys, though with four of them belonging to my best friend, I am rapidly coming to the con- clusion that what the boy of today is waiting for is for the manufact- urers to turn out a bicycle that will | put itself in the garage at night. Folks you've just got to hear this. I was visiting downtown and the small son of the family came up to his mother and asked: “Mummy, can the little girl next door and I get married?” “Okay”, said his mother, “but are you prepared to take care of any children you may have?” “Oh”, exclaimed the young modern. “We're nct going to have any. If she lays any eggs, I'm going to step on them!” A WISE OWL ee eel eee CARNIVAL, JULY 22ND BY FIRE CO. AND AUXILIARY {The ‘second ‘ carnival of the! sea- son is scheduled at the 5 hl on Saturday, July: 22nd. * Entertainment * for the * evening | will be White- Wash & Round Top Rangers. The anal eats of sandwiches, soup, jce> cream, ees, and - cake, will be served, ~ 3 i who is no credit to his MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC. plumbers, you likewise find a mis- LEAGUE SCHEDULE fit prcfessor. I have in mind here KEY TO TEAMS the one misfit teacher -- out of 1000 1, Seiler 4. Mastersonville others -- who snéaks unnoticed on 2. Bachman 5. Salunga to the faculty. Just one leftward- 3 Legion V.F. W leaning gent can put funny notions Second Half into 25 to 50 students per annum, Friday, July 21 ....... 6:00 A A and 25 to 50 is too many. 7:15. 6.58 And now my perplexity --is a Monday, July 28 5:00 3-2 university president, here and Wednesday, July 26 .., 6:00 1. there, none too alert, cr does he Friday, July 28 ....... Ti 2: maybe lean his ownself a little over Mohday; July 855.005: 7:18 ol : yonder -- or is it the Regents who 1:15 3. hired him in the first place. You Wednesday, August 2 $20 3 see I am in a quandry -- need help. Friday, August 4 ...... 6:00 i. | But felks, send no stamps, or mon- teal 6. ey, or your reason for using soapy : 25 soap, or, jingles =--= just send’ an- MOUNT JOY'S TENNIS TEAM Els. : + WHIPS LANCASTER BLUES 4-3 ¥ Yours with the low down, i? | Victories." by Frank Zink, ' Gene JIMMY Crider, and Art Knisely, in the singles and Crider and Zink in the There is no better way to Yoost {doubles, enabled Mount Joy to de- your business than by local news. feat the Lancaster Blues tennis paper advertising. jclub 4 to 3 in a Inter-County Eee | League match played here on Wed- Patronize Bulletin Advertisers |nesday evening, midgets and misfits Lancaster 1 1 tnd 1 2 2 1 Don’t jump at any conclusion East Petersburg .... 1 : 333 that I am against teachers and pro- Friday Night July 21st fessors --=- I am not. I apy for them Schoeneck at East Petershurg Lancaster moni but not too at Columbia. But like now and then, terribly often, you find a plumber OH, THIS eg 1550 Ji, | permanent posses | rank Kready | started Monday but had to be BENNETT’S serve you at any time, please EXCUSE ME- } = ®! {BUT YOURE IN \ “|My SEAT! THAT'S MY LADY = \ FRIEND! | NT DID YOU LOSE SOME THING, This is the retains the B. pionship for Zink and he sion of Trophy. match was halt- by darkness. The championship ed in the fourth game Engstrom and Murray Gould, 6-1 | 6-1. The men’s doubles finals will be ! held Friday at 5:30 p.m. with! Crider and Zink opposing Bill Kahl | and Earl Koth. AMERICA'S FINE WATCH py Bud Fisher I KNOW = = = BUT MY BRIDGE WORK ISINIT/ ~~ - puree y | HARRY 1 MILE EAST OM. ROUTE 422 (Hershey Re) | THURSDAY: DOLLAR-A.CAR NIGHT-—*Renegade Girl" Ann Savage, ‘Rolling Home" « Jean Parker, | FRI.-SAT. Double Feature, “Ad- | venture's End" John Wayne, “Conflict” John Wayne SUN. - MON. Double Feature, “Baron of Arizona” Vincent Price. “16 Fathoms Deep’ . Le n | Chaney. 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