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d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, July 6, a MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher
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BY
A WISE OWL]
A local chap attended a party the
other evening. He said they had a
bowl of eggnog and the eggs in it
were older than the whiskey.
An out-of-towner applied at
cotton mill for g job. They
him if he ‘was a weaver and he re-
plied: “No, I'm an Ebersole.”

A man at Florin told me that his
mother-in-law almost laughs her-
self to death every time she reads
these Owl Laffs. He said: “Can’t
you print a couple columns instead
of one?”
A Maytown business man said:
“You show me a guy who doesn’t
like burlesk better than grand op-
era and I'll show’ you a chap who
dcesn’t own a cai, or radio, dislikes
cross-word ‘puzzles ‘and sometimes
breaks the dry laws.
A man living on. West Donegal
street claims we have too many
women here in town who are like
baseball umpires. They never think
you're safe when you're out.
Guess we're like most other plae-
es when you complain about the
men. Down Salunga way is a man |
who tries to cut down his laundry
bill by hiding his handkerchiefs
and socks in his shirt pocket.
Two young fellows at Landisville
went to Lancaster to play a match
game of golf with the understanding
that the winner can kiss the loser’s !
girl twice. The bet was paid, but |
the girl declared to mie that the
fellow couldn’t count.
A girl dressed in her fathers clothes |
Eloped one day to France,
The headlines in the paper read:
“Flees in her father’s pants.”

the |
asked |

which is adjacent to Harrison and
Parks. This air-
good hunt-
being a
Pine
region of great
| Cotton Point State
port is in the midst of
ing and fishing country,
short distance from famous
| Creek,
dhl )

and is a
scenic beauty, This flight was made
Maim Street
by seven local pilots in four air-
by Ralph Stein

planes of various eruising speeds,
and is a sample of the interestirg
THE DOCTOR SAID TO HUMOR HIM

| trips fal oan be made with Sese) HE DOESNT KNOW HE LOST A RACE
in a small airplane in one shor
| Sunday afternoon. | ITH A TRUCK AT ELM AND FIFTH
| Student pilot Robert Brenner, —
made his first solo flight during the (0 1
| week. (99)
Bruce Halk and John Hawthorne
spent Saturday afternoon at Atlan-
tic City. They landed at the Atlan- od
tic City Airport which is just a |
| short walk from the beach.
Marlin Young made a solo cross=-|
| country flight to Allentown, Pa. |
About 10 local pilots attended a|
party at the New Holland Airport
Monday night. Pilots from all Lan-
| caster County Airports wene invit-
| ed. Several Aviation films were
{ shown and refreshments were serv-
ed,
Walter Reilly. made a night cross-|
flight to Harrisburg and
eo

country
York.
rr renee
LEGION TEAM SCORED EASY
WIN OVER MAYTOWN NINE
Mount Joy’s|
easy victory |
|
|
Thursday evening
Legion team scored an

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I asked a fellow on East Main
street what his wife said when he
came home so late the other night.
“Not a single word.” “I was gon-
na have Doc Shoop pull those two |
front teeth anyway but she saved |
me the trouble” he replied.

’
A local business man on a recent
that while riding on a
train he exchanged bags with a
lady by mistake—they were very |
much alike. When he reached the |
hotel he had the bell boy bring him |
a bottle o ginger ale and crack-
ed ice. Extracting a hottle from
the bag he poured one, mixed it
and drank. -}
After gasping for breath and
making a face uglier than a
during a thunder storm he said to
himself: D if you can trust
any of these bootleegers nowadays.
He had used toilet water instead
of whiskey.
trip said

cat

I guess that one will about finish
my friend's mother-in-law. If it]
don’t, I'll tell a bigger one.
Every so seldom I tear off al
chunk of nastiness that puts my
family on guard for a coupla days |
If you want to be king pin for a
short time, you might do likewise. |
Course it don’t last long, they soon |
get wise and then youre back on
the pan.

A teacher was coaching a four-
th grader who hadn't passed, when
she asked:
If I take af potato and divide it
into two parts, and each of the
four parts into two parts what. will
I have?”
Little Emily replied: “Potato sal-
ad. - - - = - No hope:

Pedestrians walk as though they
owned the streets. . . . motorists
drive as though they owned their
A WISE OWL
There is no better way to You
your business than py local news-
paper advertising.

| outlay of $30,000 for the purciisse
! rural areas.
SO—Seaman 1, Myers 5. !
me ll A NI ee |
MT. JOY SOFTBALL ASSOC. |
LEAGUE SCHEDULE |
KEY TO TEAMS
| L Seiler 4. Mastersonville |
Bachman 5. Salunga
2 Legion “ie VY. FW. i
Second Half

A-H
Monday, July 10 ...... 6:00 4-2
y, July 7:15 3.6
Wednesday, July 12 ... 6:00 5.1
7215 §-2
Friday, July 14 ....... 6:00 5-3
7:15 4-1
Monday, July 17 ...... . 6:00 5.2
7:15 3.1 4 i
Wednesday, July 19 ... 6:00 4-6
: 7:15 Z - : BEN LAUGHLIN
Friday, July 21 ......, S10 e sand his clever delivery has added
Monday, July 24 ....... 59% 3 - 2 many light monients to the produc-
Wednesday, July 26 ... 6:00 1. [tions at the Gretna Playhouse.
7:15 2. | i 3 § raudeville
Friday, July 28. 6:00 6. | Laughlin ‘was tops in vaudeville
1s 3 - |before turning to the legitimate
vei OF . : tics
Monday, ‘July 31... 7:15 3 - [stage and his keen sense of timing,
Wednesday, August 2 550 3 [so important in comedy, was gain-
Friday, August 4 ...... 7:95 1: led through his years in variety
shows.
Charles S. Pursell, another great
favorite at Gretna, has been cast
in the lead role of Lachie.
0 —— ee

The First Union
(From page 1)

of additional grounds.
The over-all plan calls for a 20-|
| room additicn to the high school in| Martha Ann Pettit is spending 2
| Manheim Borough, which will be- week's vacation with her aunt and
come a junior-senior high school, uncle, Mr. and Mrs. Richard Moy-
and the construction of four ele-ler of State College, Pa.
mentary school buildings in the; Mr. and Mrs. Walter Peifer visit-
{ed Mrs. Clara Campbell and daugh-
This will bring about the closing ters, of Harrisburg Wednesday.
of 13 one-room buildings in Penn! Mr. and:Mrs. David Cooper, Lan~
Township, and 14 cne-room and disville, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Peif-
two-room buildings in Rapho er motored to Chesapeake City,
Township. Each of the proposed Md. Sunday.
new rural buildings will be situated] Thirty members attended Wed-
in such a way that it will be not nesday nights meeting of the Sa-
more than 4.8 miles from the most lung Fire Company. A report was
distant of the present one-room/read on the meeting of the County
school in its area. {Fire Police Association at York last
The present board of 15 members! Saturday.
gradually will be reduced until it| Trt 8 imme
becomes a |seyen-man : board. This CITY COUNTY ROQUE* LEAGUE
will’ take until 1955. {The only. game far “in
_- Er {the second half was: between Sixth
Everybody in this locality reads Ward, *Coluinbia : and Mount’ Joy.
The Bulletin—that’s why its adver-| Columbia’ won it 2 to 1.
tisers get such excellent results. : Friday Games
Armes fib - | Sixth Ward at East Petersburg.
When in need of Printing. (any- -Schoeneck at Mount Joy
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin Lancaster at Ephrata.

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over Maytown 8 to 2. Score:
| Maytown ab h o a
kr Derr ss ...... ss. 3 1 0 0
{ Warner 3b ...... 4 0 S$ 0}
Brandt i ........ 4 1 4 0
Rhoads 1b ....... 4 1 4 0
Murphy rf ....... 2 1 0 0
Sweeney cf ...... 2 0 1 0
Shellenberger ¢ .. 3 0 2 1]
Singer 2b 3 0 0 1|
Seaman’p' i .4 va 3 1 2 04
E. Murphy ....... P90 0 0
Totals: ........ 290 6 18 2
Mount Joy ab h 0 a
Boyd BE 0 g 0 1:0
Frey .......... 1 0 0 0
Rear 2b .......... 2 1 2 1
Brown c¢ ......... : 2 > 1 “THE HASTY HEART” TO BE FOR...
Shupp ¢ ......... 2 2 PRESENTED AT MT. GRETNA
ilson 1b ........ 4 2.1 0 i
Di Cros 2 2 0 2| Ben Laughlin, one of the most | Watches- Clocks- Jewelry
Clinger cf ....... 1 1 0 0 popular character actors to trod the |
Martin cf ........ 2 2 : boards at the Gretna Playhouse, And Watch Repairing
D. Germer cf .... 2 0/has been cast in the role of Diggetf: re
ider 0 0 a gget
ef v1 Je gin the comedy-drama “The Hasty) Warren H. Greenawalt
Myers p ......... 2 1 1 ¢ | Heart” which will be presented at | JEWELER
P. i rf... 3 0 1 0/ Mount Gretna for one week start- 209 West Main St, MT. JOY
A. Zimmerman 1 1 0 Thursday, July 6th. OPEN EVERY EVENING
Totals oo 28 14 21 12 Ben is a veieran of show busiriess | .
MAYTOWN ......... 000 002 0—2 Qu ality M e at S
MOUNT JOY ......... 010 052 x—8 | io
R—Clinger, Kear, Brown 2, Wil- 4
son, Shupp, Weber, Myers, Brandt, | A FULL LINE OF
Rhoads. BB—Seaman 4, Myers 1. |
YI
Fruits & Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St., Mt. Joy
FO

Beer!Call 3-4189
For Home Delivery
WACKER
SPRENGER
VALLEY FORGE
PIEL’'S
PRIOR
ROLLING ROCK
ALE & PORTER
Vietor J. Schmoll
—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M.
Drive In For Curb Service
BENNETT’S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY
WILL BE CLOSED
THIS WEEK END
OPEN FOR BUSINESS AS
USUAL 6:00 A. M. MON-
DAY, JULY 10th.

BULK AND GALLONS
Try our old fashioned sugar cones
with Breyers Ice Cream.
TO CHURCH ORGANIZA-
TIONS. CLUBS, Etc.
WE OFFER
WL " SPECI ices PRICES ON"
Or: More
We must place orders “on. Monday
and, Thursday, p. m. ifswe can
serve you‘ at any time, * ‘please
CALL 39163
CLOSED SUNDAYS
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16¢c 1 gal. 29¢ |
NORRIS
Grapefruit Hearts
2/49c
2[25¢
Ne. 2 can

Lipton’s Frostee Desert

LUDEN’S
Marshmallow
Candies
Ib.
\

Cigarettes (All Popular Brands)
3 pkgs. 59¢ Carton $1.96 |
NORRIS WHOLE KERNEL
White Corn
2/35c
5c Chewing Gum & Chiclets
3/10c¢
| ~ HOME - MADE ~ |
COTTAGE CHEESE CUP CHEESE
| POTATO SALAD
Swift’s Select Beef |
WE MAKE OUR OWN FRESH SAUSAGE
No. 2 can

| 5c Candies
6/25¢
USE 7-4-L FOR |
ATHLETE'S FOOT |
| It has greater PENETRATING Power, STONE.
| BECAUSE—
90%, undiluted alcohol base, it ARRISBURCES
| With
carries the active medication DEEPLY,

W FREE PLAYGROUND!
| to kill the germ on contact, Get happy ARR EAST
| relief IN ONE HOU
| at any drug Hox Ar Jour th #4 A et,
| Sloan's Pharmacy [lM THURSDAY: DOLLAR:A-CAR
| ‘A NIGHT “Bomba The Jungle
[ \ | Boy" ‘Under California. Stars"
[ 2M Roy Rogers.
| FRI..SAT.—“El Paso’, Cinecolor,
FORMICA ¢R John Payne - Gail Russell.
“ :
Sinktops & Counters $ | pd Ag LE I
| KITCHEN & BATHROOM $ B Virginia Mayo, Eddie Bracken
{ WALL TILE ¢ TUES. - WED, ‘Look For The
: 4 &!M Silver Lining’, Technicolor, June
Tile Floors Venetian Blinds @ | Haver, Ray Bolger, Gordon Mac-
| 3m Rae. ‘
LEONARD L. SAFKO SN
Phone 3-3491 = Mt. Joy, Pa. | WF CHILDREN UNDER 12 FREE
17-tf $| 2 COMPLETE SHOWS EVERY NIGHT
| AREY TN EC EN NR SR YT 7] 4
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Patronize Bulletin Advertisers

GRETNA PLAYHOUSE
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I * Now Playing — Don't Miss It +
Tense, Touching and Tender Comedy - Drama
"The Hasty Heart’
WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JULY 12

It Was A Smash Hit On Broadway And A
Great Success On The Screen—Now See
Gretna’s Great Cast Present This Delightful
Production.

Curtain 8:30 p. m. Adm. $1.00 plus tax

| EVENINGS J oO Y SATURDAYS
| SHOWS MATINEE
7 and 8:00 P. M AND
SATURDAYS T H E A T R E HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P. M, i 2:00 P.M,
Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JULY 7 - 8
KIRK DOUGLAS — DORIS DAY
“Young Man With A Horn"
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IST FEATURE SATURDAY STARTS AT 5:45 P. M.
MONDAY, JULY 10
GEORGE RAFT — ELLA RAINES -in-
“Dangerous Profession"

“TUESDAY, JULY 11
GENE KELLY — TERESA CELLI
| “Black Hand”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JULY 12 - 13
ROY ROGERS — DALE EVANS
“Twilight In The Sierras”
-in-

-in-

FOR YOUR PLEASURE
The Lancaster County Home-Owned
Food Stores again make available
and invite—
Everyone - Everywhere

to Lancaster County's Famous
Grocers’ Picnic
EXCURSION
To Atlantic City, N. J., Thurs. July 20
(7 Trains)
100 Modern Steel Railway Coaches to Assure Everyone Complete
Comfort and Convenience
215 PRIZES
10 GOLD WATCHES — 5 BATHING SUITS é
200 GROCERY ORDERS \

SALE.\AT RAILROAD
STATIONS.
Fares shown are for the Round
Trip and include ‘Federal Taxes.
Daylight Saving Time—Fare

Hess’ Food St
MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE
| PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 57811
i These Prices Effective Friday and 1 Setarday this week)

i BN ra BUY
Lv. ULL 7:05 A.M. $4.95 YOUR TICKET IN
Sion van un | & Avon
Lv. Christiana 8:05 A.M. $4.00
Lv. Bainbridgk .... 6:00 A.M. $5.45 [|
Er al BRT
Lv. Mountville gis AM. $4.85 MONEY
Rohrerstown $4.80

REFUNDED
By P.R R. on
Last Train *
Lv. Lancaster : . $4.60
* Advance sections will leave Lan-

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TRAIN SCHEDULE & FARES | NOW ON
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Children 5 yrs. of age an
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