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A WISE OWL
Now fellows here's really one for |
the hooks. You fishermen and hunt- |
ers who succeeded in getting a di-
ploma from the Tall Story Club
ain't. heard nothin’ yet
I know you never saw one but
did you ever hear of rabbits that
actually have five speeds—forward,
reverse, right or left and up. Well,
we've got ‘em.
The .other day I saw one
stop suddenly and zig to the right,
thén leap in the air. Another zig-
ged to the left stopped and went
into reverse for a few leaps, turn-
ed a back somersault and went the
other way to beat blazes. None of
them will run as the average rab-
bit does. '
A few days later an auto hit and
killed one of them and believe you
me I performed a very close post
mortem, and sure ‘as my name is |
Wiseheimer I discovered the very
unusual cause for those queer an-
tics.
Two years ago an active mem-
ber of our Sportsmen's Association,
Paul Diffenderfer, one of the Bul-
letin's Quiz Kids, cause he knows
all the answers, gave the editor a
cactus plant. We nursed it like a
child and like Mr. Finney’s turnip,
it grew and grew and grew.
One mbnth ago it had attained
real size—with a dozen leaves a-
bout as big as a man’s hand with
about one million and eleven
thorns on each leaf. In addition it
had three large buds about ready
to burst open in yellow profusion.
Now comes the funny part. With
some of the choicest clover grow-
ing all around, the rabbits got]
courage enough to bite of the ends
of several of those thick juicy
cactus leaves and after they got |
that taste they really devoured the
leaves, thorns and all, about like
Paul, Toots, and several other gus)
ate John Eshelman’s chicken creole
after a day’s deer hunt at Buck
Ridge Lodge in Perry County sev-
eral years ago.
Well, with a belly full of cactus
thorns, can you imagine what you
could do if, every move of your
body those thorns would prick you
here, there and everywhere. That's
what was wrong with those dern
rabbits that acted so funny.
But the fun hasn't really started
yet Since Diffenderfer is indirectly
the cause of the whole shebang. I
am gonna 'invite him down to shoot |
those critters. You can all imagine
what that will be like.
When I told him about it he said
he'll shoot at em, but he will eith-
er get a riot gun from the State
Police or have A. D. Garber weld
a funnel in the end of his gun bar-
rel. But then even that has a
d-awback. He's afraid the ring-
necks will fly into the funnel.
Enyway we're looking forward
to some tall doings this Fall unless
those dern thorns tickle the rab-
bits to death.

Always forgive a woman who
swears she has never been kissed—
she has good reason for swearing.

Uptown Hubby: “You never tell
me what you're going to buy. Don’t
I get any voice in the buying?”
Wifey: “Yes, my love, you get
the invoice.”
A young lady, telephoning a mu-
sic store, was connected by mistake
with a garage.
“Do you have Two Red Lips and
Seven Kisses”?
“No,” answered the garage man,
“but we have two cats and seven
kittens.”
“Is that a record?”
“Well,” answered the garage man
“we think it is”
vd rw i
! Down : “Hey, have
forgotten’ that five dollars you owe
Targa it whe 5 EY
“Certhigly, v not; "didn’t you sge|
try to dugk into that doorway?” ¥
§ A WISE OWL
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Joy, Pa.,
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Thursday, 20, 1950!
June MUTT AND JEFF
FOR THE LOVE QF MIKE /
THERES JEFF SITTIN
ON THAT POST AGAIN,
| SOUND ASLEEP!

Local Netmen
Leading League
The Mt. Joy tennis team hauled
| itself into first place Inter-

in the
County Tennis League recently
| when it defeated Middletown 8-1, .
| while the former pacesetters, Lan- i ¥
| caster White was idle. De
| lo »
To strengthen its lead our

| local
| team defeated its nearest competit-
esi, Snir ens rp 1 OW DOWN
| to 4.
Singles
Frank Zink, MJ, defeated Ralph from
Engstrom, 6-2 63. HICKORY GROVE
Harold Fellenbaum,

[Ralph Schleeger, 6-2, 6-3
| Gene Crider, MJ. de {| Gene! I am, of all things, a do-gooder
Barber, 6-3, 6-4. [ admit it. But I am sailing under
Jim Kilgore L, defeated Dick pn, false banner, where I claim all
Divet, 6-2, 5-7, 6-1 my do-gooding is just for the oth-
Charles Byerly, L. defeated Arch
Kneisle, 6-2, 6-1. er guy, exclusive There is ro
Harold Martin, L, defeated Joe! substitute for the truth
|Germer, 6-3, 6-1 I am on this subject on account
Doubles 600 professional do-gooders met
for and told
bleeding,
3 days
dying,
de- here recently
4-6, (how they
suffering for the welfare of the rest
And now to blurt
| Fellenbaum and Crider, MJ,
| feated Newkirk and Schleeger,
6-4, 6-4.
Zink and Kneisley,
are and
defeated
MJ,
|of us poor souls.

Engstrom and Kilgore, 6-2, 6-3.
Barber and Byerly, L, Jefe: ted out the truth, these 600 are on the
Divet and Germer, 7-5, 6-2 generous payrolls of the State or
— Counties or the Colleges. Welfare
LEAGUE STANDING is their bread and butter --they
Team Ww L Pte. must make welfare click, just like
Mount Joy ........ 38 5 884 if you sell tires or ice boxes, etc.
Lancaster White ... 28 Ci 806 lot, boost your ' goods.
Lancaster Blue ..... 11 6 647 My do-gooding today. is. for, the
Harrisburg ........ 30 24 556 . Bova). 8
Shillington ........ 511 | protection of my insurance —fire
York Racquet ..... 7A 206 land life. And since just about ev-
Middletown ....... 7 29 194 |erybody has. insurance—and wants
Manheim se veal 5 3 143 lit to stay safe—we can all get in
{bed together and make a double-
OUR MIDGET TEAM OPENS jointed job of our do-good endeavor
WITH AN EASY VICTORY -and no camouflage.
Mount Joy had little .trouble in Here's how. When you here
| gaining its first victory of the 1950 political gent 'harangue about cut-
| Tournament scoring tight runs in'ting all big or man’s size business
| the first two innings of the pitch- down to boy's size, pick up a post-
{ing of Landisville’s Larry Heistand. card. Tell him ycur insurance com-
some

They scored 3 more runs in the pany depends for its income upon
fourth inning oc two relief pitch- the interest it gets on the bonds it
ers to put the game on ice. owns in many and various big
The locals showed plenty of pow- companies. Tell him to lay-off—he
er at the plate hitting five extra is deteriorating the safety of your
base hits which included three insurance—his insurance, too. That
doubles and two triples. Gerald might wake him up.
Miller stole the honors with a Yours with the low down,
double and a triple. JIMMY
Landisville ab h .o a Tr
Herr SS=p. ....... 2 0 2 9 Pi 0 Mid
Risser cf-p-ss .... 2 0 1 i
mee: 0 1 Players On Midge
nT 2 1 3 And Mi Mid
lp ...... 2-1 1 n idget- 1 get
M. Hess lf-cf .... 2 0 :
Ln 1 0
ew. 1 1» Base Ball Teams
[Mussa 2b ........ 1 0 0
{Hess of .....0.... 0 0 0 Appended are the players and
managers of Midget and Midget-
Tetals ........ 15 2 12 6 Midget base kall teams that will
Mount Joy ab h 0 A represent Mount Joy and Landis-
Phils 2 Ftp rey 2 ! 9 ville in the two leagues this season.
uch 1b ........ 3 1 7 6 Midget Teams
Kg SD ees 3 1 0 2 MT. JOY LIONS Henry B.
Haines ss 2 0 0 1 Klugh, Mt. Joy, mgr.: [Jerry Miller,
Dy 2 : Hig i Jeter inten
o Henry ugh, fourteen; illiam
Some 2 8 0 Fogie, fourteen; Owen Phillips,
—————— fourteen; Robert Frank, thirteen;
Totals ........ 20 7 12° 13/Glenn Wolgemuth, thirteen; Jay
LANDISVILLE vg 000 00— Metzler, thirteen; Irvin Nauman
MOUNT JOY .......... 170 3x—11| ! : ’
BR — Musselman, Frank, Klugh, thirteen; Robert Haines, fourteen;
Fogie, Haines, Zelle~ 2, Miller 2, Joe Weber, twelve; Eugene Witmer,
Gantz, Weber. F—Fogie, Sauder fourteen; Russell Gantz, fourteen;
Musselman 2, D. Heistand 2. 3B— Charles Zeller, fourteen; all of Mt.
Miller, Fogie. 2B— Miller. Philivs,' 5,0 and vicinity.
Zeller, Fitzgerald. BE_Zeller L I |ANDISVILLE — Richard W.
Zeller 4. Risser 1. WP—Zeller. LP— Charles, Landisville, mgr.; Donald
| L. Heistard. Heistand, fourteen; Kenneth Mum-
Bleyer. ma, fourteen; Larry McElhenny,
| Umpires—Snavely,
| A ——

twelve; Frank Fitzgerald, thirteen;
OUR LEGION TEAM LOST TO Leroy Sauder, fourteen; Harry
QUARRYVILLE TUESDAY NITE Musselman, fourteen; John Herr,
Quarryville pounded its way to fourteen: William Gilner, twelve;
first place in Section 1 of the Coun- Larry Hiestand, fourteen: Willie
ty Legion League in a night game Risser, thirteen; Richard Dyer, fif-
Tuesday at Quarryville as they teen; David Dickel, twelve; Daniel
turned the locals 9 to 6. Hess. twelve: Mervin Hess, four-
Mount Joy ab h 0 a teen; Henry Sweitzer, thirteen; all
Frey 2 aware dye : 1 ¢ 9 of Landisville and vicinity.
Kear 2p .......... ‘ 3 ! Midget-Midget Teams
McCue p lb ...... 4 2 6 2 8
2 2 MT. JOY — Bob Kunkle, Mt. Joy,
Shue = ns 3 1 6 i mgr.; Benjamin Groff, eleven; Ver-
Wilson lbp ...... 2 1 1 1 non Oberholtzer, eleven; Richard
Boyd ef .......... 3 0 0 1 Divit, eleven; Robert Zellers, ten;
St eg 3 : : , Kenneth Watts, ten; Richard Wil-
a-Myers fats 0 © 0 liams, nine; Samuel Harnish, nine;
Joseph Hotsetter, nine; Jack Beas-
Toials .......... 28 7 18 12 ton, eleven; Jim Brown, eleven;
s A Eugene Grove, ten; Carl Rahm,
eynolds ier. ...... z eleven; Jack Zink, ten; Donald En-
Lili il 4 9 : gle, éight; Donald Fish, nine; all of
IAspril 3b: ........ 4 2 1 2 Mt. Joy.
Stevenson Cc ...... 4 2 1 2 LANDISVILLE CUBS — Ben F.
Bowers rfp ...... 2 0 0 0 Kain, Landisville, mgr.; Laverne
prea} 1 5 3M deve Buy Dissing-
McCardal If ...... 1 0 Oo on er, eleven; William Zeigler, eleven;
Rineer 1b. ....... 2 1 8 0 Charles Morton, eleven; John Shu-
Clements p ...... 0 0 0 2 man, ten; Barry Kain, eleven; Ron-
Young rf ........ 3 2 0 Mower, eleven: Willian Rutter,
Wallace 2b ...... 0 0 0 __ |eleven; Donald Shenk, ten;*George
gee 10 21 g Adams, twelve; Kenneth Greider,
Tonle ‘out for Strickler in 7th eleven; Robert Huber, eleven; Ken-
MOUNT JOY,........ 310 020 0—6 neth Melhorn, eleven. Elward
[{QUARRYVILLE ..... 150 102 x—9| | Miller, ten; Thomas Cope, eleven;
: Baa Sri pe all cf Landisville and vicinity.
+ el. ¥ Rinehhet} |
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y ON THAT
KATHLEEN PHELAN RETURNS
TO STAGE AT MT. GRETNA
Miss Kathleen Phelan, fresh from
triumphs on the major television
shows in New York, returns to the
stage of the Mt. Gretna Playhouse
jt. Gretna, Thursday night, June
29th, when she pis ys a leading role
|

KATHLEEN PHELAN
“Parlor
which
delightful
for
Story”, a
will
in
comedy run one
week
Miss Phelan, who had her early
training with the . Gaelic
Players of Dublin, Ireland, played
frcm coast to coast in this country
“Life With Father” before com-
ing to the Gretna Playhouse when
the popular re-
opened after the war.
— ll Gl ee
LANCASTER RED ROSES i
CONDUCTED SCHOOL HERE
100 boys, ranging |
age from six to seventeen, were
at the Mount Joy play-
ground Monday afternoon for a
baseball conducted by the
Lancaster Red Roses, of the Inter-
in
summer theatre

Approximately
in
on hand
|
school
|
state League.
Ed Head and
Jack Elkins,
Roses’ Manager
three of his players,
Bob Louis and Gail Wade, and
General Manager Bill Cowdrick |
The
groups covering infield, |
outfie old. and Mapager
| He: ad instructed the pitchers, Louis,
conducted the school.
boys were divided into four |
pitching,
catching.
the infielders, Wade the outfielders
and Flkins the catchers. Following
the sessions the lads were divided,
into squads and a baseball game
was pléfyed.
Head, a former Brooklyn Dodger
pitcher, gave the boys a thrill dur-!
ing the baseball game by playing
as a pitcher and throwing lefthand- |
ed and righthanded.
At the close of the school it was
the Roses that they |
a similar at
announced by
would hold
the Marietta playground.
Monday's program was arranged
John Zink, chairman of the Mt.
playground committee.
proram
by
Joy

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