deThe Bulletin, Mt. Jovy,
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Thursday, April 27, 195 0 : MUTT AND JEFF
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BY
A WISE OWL
ed from 3,142,872 in 1948 to 3,416,888 in the way of flub-dubs in Govt.
| last year. But wait. Today the agriculture
Casualties among hunters. includ-| asus questionnaire came in the
Women are a funny lot. Didja |
ever notice that a wife does'nt mind
being miserable if she is certain |
her husband isn't having any fun.)
Harry's really in bad shape. His|
insomnia’s getting worse all the
time. Now he can't even sleep
when it’s time to get up.
Got a good laugh out of a paper |
agent who called at the office to-
day. During our conversation I
offered him a cigarette and he ve-|
fused. Thinking this odd for a
young man, I asked: “How-come?”
He explained: “Welly I kissed my
wife and smoked my first cigarette
on the same day. Haven't had any |

money. for tobacco since.” i
nt |

One of our grade school teachers |
is getting an awful wallop out of |
an, incident that took place the be- |
ginning. of the week. One of her |
pupils came up to the desk at re- |
¢¢ss and she asked: “Yes, sth
what is'it?”? And Johnny replied: “I|
don’t want to ‘scare, you teacher, but |
Pop says if I don't get better grades |
someone is going to get a licking.”
| Marble
| national tournament begins on the country or in the city—and have
When asked why he never got
excited no matter what happened,
a Salunga man explained: “Oh, it's
a matter of environment. You see|
1 have a wife, seven children, two
dogs, a cat, a parrot and a cigarette |
lighter.”
|
From the day she tips the scales]
at’ 140 pounds a woman’s chief oc-
cupation is spotting women that
are fatter than she is .

With cold wars and possible hot
wars our topic of conversation got|
around to rationing during World|
War II. Mike said he never worried
about getting horse meat when he
ate at a restaurant until one day
he saw the Lone Ranger riding past]
cn a bicycle

We usually admire firmmess in
ourselves, but find it darned stub-
bornness in others.
ip
Now I know why some men live|
in the dog house continuously. 1
was an overnight guest at a Read-|
ing home and in the morning when
we sat down to breakfast my host-
ess had prepared hot cakes, delici-
ous tiny sausages, hot cereal and |
many other tempting dishes. Natur-
ally she had to get up and hour or
more ahead ot us to prepare it and
when she sat down to the table her
hubby said: “You look just like Ve-|
nus this morning, honey.” She
beamed and I was thinking what a|
good hubby he was to start the day |
with a compliment “But, when she|
said: “Oh, do you really mean it,
dear? I look like Venus?” And |
hubby dug into his Spanish om-
elet and answered: “Yeh! You look |
like youre a thousand years old]
and all cracked up!”

The older fellows were gathered |
at the bank corner Saturday after-|
noon and as women passed wearing |
various styles of clothes a fe llow |
from up town asked: Do you re- |
memper the wasp - like waist of |
years back?” And one of the other|
guys (I'd tell you his name, but his |
wife's a terror) wearily exclaimed:
“Remember the wasp-like waist?
1 hope to tell you. That's when I got
stung:”

Here's why I almost give up. A
kind reader sent us this one about
two fellows in a padded cell, and
one of them is trying to hammer a
nail in the wall. And he’s got the
head of the nail against the wall
and he’s hammering on the pointed
end. Then he turns around to the
other fellow and he says: “I'm sup-
posed to be nuts but the nails they |
igive you here have the pointed end
‘on the wrong side. And the! other
fellow says: “You're crazy, alright,
that nail is for the ‘other: wall. 2
“ie
A
vn family here * a
street colored lady she
come to do the family
washing ‘any more as they bought

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During Past Year
| ged by
ing the 1949 season,
Commission report says.
| woodchucks (265,135 -259,534); doves and.
| (10,840-6,847).
| town level.
| to the state finals. Sometime in June
| are now competing for
| crown.
| with his runner-up will be eligible 1950 as Rural Mail Box Improve-
i ing of
| Boro Grade school yard.
second and third place winners,
| well
| town champion.
| emberked in the
| Joy and Florin.
{ Mumper on Sunday.
WHAT'S ALL
THE NOISE ?
Game Killed By
Penna. Hunters
INDIAN IN
deer
hunters dur-
a State Game
A total of 130,723 was bag-
Pennsylvania
In a final survey of the 1949 sea-
the a to-
Commission reported
son,
[tal kill of 84,121 anterless deer and | TE LOW DOWN
| 46,602 deer.
from

The kill was
antlered deey 124903 -
higher than for the 1948 season. KORY GROVE
There was no anterless season in
1948. Maybe you think, my country-
The total bag of all game increas- men, that you have seen everything
ed 25 deaths and 453 gunfire fom the U. S. Dept. of Com-
ies. The commission said this was, ence. It is big as a barn door -—
an increase of two deaths over 198 in fine print, both sides
when injuries numbered 418 per-' ¢ {he paper—334 questions. The'
Sons. first impulse is to sell out — lock,
The individual game kill last year stock and barrel—before the census
compared with 1948 (first figures guy heaves into sight.
open Lao a. (1860.436- Now don’t quit readin’ because
ou don’t live in the country. Say |
(92;-
1,791,550; snowshoe
5.616); Hungarian partridges
hares,
Fo horn-rimmed boys there on the
wide Potomac find that the number!
430); squirrels 78,26
100); £ S 57 .
4 i { R67- 564,873); of bees in California, outnumber
raccoons (81,007-98,242);: wild tur-
GRE sve in New Jersey, then what.
keys (6,885-4,318); ruffled grouse ,, : "
iri Sh oR . Well, T will tell you. The census
(36,304-24,297); ringneck pheasants 1d tb ski 234 fool
UD: Eyre . Tuy wo ne e askin oJ O
(343,767-277,254); quail (5181-5, BUY Would no pking °
- a questions about bees, lima beans,
| 780); woodcocks (26,748-26,210); bbit nd’ sooseherries if sons
: rabbits, and ooseberries some-
wild waterfowl (59,103-40,3 g
52); |body was not planning some fool
ancy thing to spring the
city folk. And if you been think-
ing the census was just for people
and not for bees and bathtubs, or
if there is a shortage, you need to
on

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‘MARBLE TOURNAMENT :
Following the pattern of the past be alerted.
few years, the Mt. Joy VFW Post With all the old plans on powder-
is again sponsoring a grade ©d eggs and 100 others backfiring
and making this nation look like a
school marble tournament.
At this same time, gitls and boys sucker and amateur, it takes no big
from every town and city in the and fancy chrystal ball to see what
| nation are competing for the 1950) the new census statistics will hring
Champion crown. This! forth. And whether you live in the
Each town and city bees or don’t—you can hold your
district hat—yea brother.
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
champ then competes in
playoffs with the victors moving on

the new champion representing all
Byes will compete for the final Rural Mail Box
Foley reports
children from the local grade x= [provement Week
Athletic
that approximately one hundred
the Mt. Joy The Post Office
The town champion along designated the
director
Department has
first week of May
for district sometime ment Week. The Department has set
during the second week of May. |aside this week in the hope that all
The tournament is rural patrons will take special note
in operation every week day even-jas to the conditions of their mail
this and next week at the boxes, whether they erected
Children! properly and
in the 1st thru the 8th grades are whether or not the box itself is in
competition
local marble
are
substantially, and
bis | a .
| eligible and parents as well as the good condition, for a mail box that
I E
erected or in a bad
the delivery of
invited is improperly
retards
general public are cordially
to witness these contests. The town condition,
VFW Post will award prizes to first, mail to that box.
as Patrons who have the unapprov-
the'ed boxes of top-opening, revolving
other type are NOT requir-
so long as they
as an airplane ride for
door or
(ed to discard them,
eo are in good condition, or have been

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‘News From Florin vv ne oresnt” owners ir
several years.
Any boxes not
busi- standard type which
public on design that they cannot be properly
time they served by the carrier from his ve-
o'clock and
(From Page 1)
restaurant
ness began serving the
Friday. At the present
will open
the
are of such
of present
IN hicle, or are in such a condition as
the near open alli not to protect the mail should be
day. replaced with boxes of the approv-
This is the opening week for the eq types. Boxes, regardless of type.
| Gager Hotel. Seafoods, steak and should of course be of such design
| chops will be served. A special for and condition, so as not to injure
the opening turkey dinners. the carrier.
Walter Dupes, auctioneer, National Mail Box Improvement
call the sale of the Gordon property week is for your benefit.
on Friday evening, between Mount (your boxes and rhake the necessary
at four
future will be
will
'vepairs if any are needed.
Due to the curtailment of
York service by the Department in a re-
George cent order, all local persons receiv-
ing mail in General Delivery must
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Todd of ake other provisions receive
Manheim visited the latter's father, their mail, either through delivery
Mr. George Shetter and family on or yent a box. Kindly keep this m
Sunday. mind, and make the necessary pro-
Mrs. Paris Shonk visions as soon as possible to receive
patient at St. Joseph's hospital, in your mail through some other
Lancaster. (source, other than general delivery.
Mr. and Mrs. Benj. Kauffman at- a
tended the funeral of Miss Ruth IN CITY-CO. ROQUE LEAGUE
Schmuck at Annville on Wednes-| At a meeting of the City-County
day afternoon. Roque League it was decided to
Rev. and Mrs. Henry Becker at- play 384 games, the season opening
tended the Ministerial Conference May 12. Mount Joy is one of the 10
at the Indian Creek Church of the teams composing the league.
Brethren in Montgomery County re Mri
on Wednesday. MARRIAGE LICENSES
and Mrs. Warren Eshelman'
daughter, of Emigsville,
visited Mr. and Mrs.
mail
Mr.
and
Co,
to
is a surgical

Mr. and Mrs. David Mumper of Lester Musser Hawthorne, Mari-
Nayown spent the weekend with etta R1, and Hazel Mae Miller, Flor-
Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Eschbach. in .
Myr. and Mrs. George Mumper Sr., tg Gees —
Mrs. David Mumper, and Mrs. J.B. J. “Nels” Newcomer, wants us to
Eschbach ‘visited’ Mr." and Mas. Roy say, that’ he: was prosecuted at Lan-
Neidigh.' at Campbelitown Saturday: caster for driving? thru a red traf-
(fic light and not for speeding over
| intersections
rami

an electric washer,
The colored lady replied: “Well,
just remember, that washer don’t) There is no better way to boost
give you any of the local gossip.” your business than by local news-
A WISE OWL paper advertising,
JEEQW
Check!
/ ON WHAT
[ SIDE ARE
YOu INDIAN?
ETV INDIAN?
I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU
HAD INDIAN

MOUNT JOY HIGH EASILY
DEFEATED MARIETTA 8 TO 4
Mount Joy High journeyed to
Marietta and easily defeated the
river boro team 8 to 4. McCue and
Wilson allowed but three hits while
the winners banged out 10. Score:

Mount Joy ab h o a
Bear 3b 3 01 1
SPP 88 3 211
BROWN VV ov $1 % 1
ef p 32 3 1%
3200
{Bowman 1b 4:11:90
Frey Bonini 1009
Boyd Bh oii ivan 1 0 00
2 172.0
IWHSon pof 2:1 03
vii. 211021 7
Marietta ab h oo a
.............. 31.1714
| Dor SEV My iii 1 31
{Sweeney 2b ............ 10% 2
(Sargen 3b .............. 30070
iHendk of .............. 3000
| Leaman BP... len, 2:0 0 0
Smith If 2020
Johnson of ............. 3 0 2 ¢
Bausman:s8 ...:........ 2 + 1 8
McFarland 1b 2.1.2 1
Totals 2 321 8
MOUNT JOY......: 22- 010 2—8
MARIETTA ........5. 030 001 0—4
R — Sweeney, Leaman, Smith,
Bauserman, Shupp 2, Brown 2, Mc-
Cue 2, Frey, Kocser. E—Dorsey,
Johnson, Bauserman, Brown, Mec-
Cue. 2B—Bauserman, Shupp, -Mc-
Cue, Brown, Harple. BB— Leaman
7, Wilson 3. SO—Leaman 5, McCue |
2. WP—Wilson.
etl Beem:
MOUNT JOY HIGH LOST TO
ELIZABETHTOWN 8 TO 3
Nine hits off Mt. Joy pitching,
five for our High lads, spelled de-
feat with E'town after-
noon. The score:
Mount Joy

Tuesday
T JUST
SWALLOWED
AN INDIAN

WET a a RE
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| The Market Basket
A GOOD HABIT GOES A LONG WAY
EVERY FRIDAY (On to the Market Basket)
4 to 9 p.m.
59-61 COLLEGE AVE. ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
Your Regular Appointment

Mt. Joy Hi Schedule
May 2-—East Donegal ; Away
May 4-—-Manheim Boro Home
May 9—Marietta Home
May 11--Elizabethtown Away
May 16—East Hempfield Home
LEAGUE STANDING
Section’ 1
Team w L ' Pet.
Elizabethtown ...... 5' 0 1.000
Manheim Boro ...... 4 1 800
Mount Joy ......... 3 2 .600
East Donegal ....... 2..% 400
East Hempfield ..... 1% 4 .200
Marietta ............ "5 .000
Other Thursday Games
Elizabethtown 14, East. Donegal :1..
Manheim Boro 5, East ‘Hempfield 2.
Electric
and Gas Welding
Also Specialize On
FARM MACHINE WELDING
AND EQUIPMENT
Automobile and Truck Welding
LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
Cover's Welding Shop
Delta and Mariefta Streets
MT. JOY, PA. © Phoné 3-5931
Beer! Call 3-4189
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VALLEY FORGE
PIEL'S
PRIOR _
ROLLING ROCK
ALE & PORTER
Victor J. Schmoll,
—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M.
Drive In For Curb Service

Want a treat for

SIMON P. NISSLEY
MARY G, NISSLEY
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Mouht Joy, Pa,

Quality Meats
A FULL LINE OF
AER
Fruits & Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St.. Mt. Joy |

BENNETT'S.
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY

BULK AND GALLONS {
al‘er- |
Then
breakfast.
noon snack, or just anytime?
try ‘our new, delicious
Homemade Waffles |
SERVED DAILY AT ALL HOURS

CLOSED SUNDAYS

ance.
savings to you,
85 East Main Street

Rear2bh 3
Frey If 2000
Estock p .......... - 1 0.0 0
McCue H-p ......... S210
Shupp-ss .............. 31 014
Barple: ................. 23100
Bowman 1b ....... 316.90
Wilschp ef ............ 3011
Brown oc ............... 2 091
Raser 3b ............... 3 00
Haines ................ 1 000
Totals 25.518: 8
Elizabethtown ab h 0 a
Chapman ¢f 3b ......... 4 3 00
Chittum If ............. 4 210
Lambert rf 21
Weaver. 2:14 2
Distinecfp ............ 3013
Achoan ¢ .............. 3 011 1
Goodling p:3b .......... 3.1 1 0]
Fshuitz 2b ............. 3120
Belser ss ....... 0.00... 2.000
Shearer ss... ...... ..... OO 000
Totals .........0..... 26 921 6
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policies don't
prevent fire—they pay for it!
ARE YOU FULLY PROTECTED AGAINST LOSS?
Why continue to take chances ?
Inquire about this economical coverage. |
Most folks are amazed at the low cost of fire insur- |
Old established Companies . . . . substantial
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PHONE 3-
9305
MOUNT JOY, PA.

300 000 0:
MOUNT JOY
E-TOWN: ....... .. 420 002 x—8
R—Chapman 3, Chittum 2, Weav-
er, D'Augustino, Shearer, Kear, Mc-
Cue, Shupp. E—D’Augustino, Bel-
ser, McCue HR—Chapman, 3B—
Chapman, Weaver, Goodling, 2B—
McCue. BB—D’'Agustion 2, Estock
Es-
LP
1. SO—D'Agustino 11 McCue 1,
tock 6. WP—D'Augustino (3-0).
—Wilsen (2-1).
Other Tuesday Scores
East Donegal 4, E, Hemptield 3.
Manheim Boro 15, Marietta 5.
firemen
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$139.95 wp to $199.50
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WATER HEATERS
$105.95
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Gas Range
{$209.95 Reduced To
$189.95
3-Piece Colored
BATHROOM SETS
$278.75
H. S. Meckley & Sons
PHONE 3-5983
WEST MAIN ST, MOUNT JOY
S-tf

Apr.
GAGER'S
Seafoods
OPENING
26, 27, 28, 29.
FLORIN, PA.
AT THE WATER TROUGH
Steaks
Chops

FOR THE OPENING
SPECIAL TURKEY DINNER SERVED

BEERS
WINES
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Canvon', also “You're Not
Tough" With the Dead End Kids.
Tonite only: $1.00 a cadload.
FRI. SAT—‘Albuquerque’ in col-
or with Randolph Scott.
SUN. MON—‘Cobra Woman"

with
Maria Montez, Jon Hall and Sabu
TUES. WED—Bing Crosby, Bob
Hope and Dorothy Lamour in
‘Road to Rin",
STARTS at DUSK«RAIN OR CLEAR!

SHOWS ta Tees
NIGHTLY RD
oY
EVENINGS J SAT
SHOWS
7 and 8:00 P. VM AND
SATURDAYS T io A T R i HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P. M, 2:00 P. M.
AE Mount Joy, Pa.
FRIDAY — SATURDAY — MONDAY, APRIL 2829, MAY 1
VAN JOHNSON — JOHN HODIAK
“Battleground”
FIRST FEATURE SATURDAY STARTS 5:30 M.
-in-
TUESDAY: MAY 2 — ‘DOUBLE FEATURE
EAST SIDE KIDS -in- “TROUBLE MAKERS"
' ALSO
“CHINATOWN AT MIDNIGHT”
-in-
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WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, MAY 3 - 4
ROY ROGERS — DALE EVANS
“Bellis Of Coronado”
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MAY 5-6
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25:
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GREATEST DISCOVERY
SINCE WASHDAY BEGAN

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§ Prune Juice Bot
Heinz Catsup
Drip and
Reqular
Ib.

CUTS WASHING
TIME IN HALF

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Lay Their Eggs, Usually Pick On Fabrics |
That Are Dirty And Greasy.
Drycleaning Destroys Moth Life In Any
Stage Of Growth.
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pert Cleaning Before You Put Them In
Storage!
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