deThe Bulletin,
Mt. Jov. Pa.
Thursday, March 30, 1950

OWL LAFFS

BY
WISE OWL
A
When one of our Freshman boys
was asked why Cream comes to the
top of the bottle, he promptly re-
plied: “So people can get it.”
Cfficials of the income tax div.-
sion received the following
nowledgment of a blank
a local citizen: “Dear
received
by Treasury:
1 got your application blank. But I|
already belong to several good or-
ders and don’t care to join your in-
come tax at this time.” — — — —
As if he had any choice.
should
When a man marries he
pick a woman with a sense of hu- |
mor, as the joke's gonna dawn on
her some day and she might as well |
enjoy it.
en pee
"HEAVY" GEMBERLING SIGNS
WITH DETROIT FARM CLUB
Ma: shall Gemberling, well known
local athlete, resigned this week as
assistant coach at Lancaster Cath-
olic High School
He will leave next week for New
| Bern, North Carolina, for spring
{raining
New Bern, a Detroit farm club,
with whom “Heavy” has signed a
contract for the 1950 baseball sea-
is in the Coastal Plain League
Gembetling starred in basketball
ond baseball while attending lL
anon Valley College and the ps
ison played with the Rocket
Lancaster professional basketball
team,
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OWEN SMITH WINS DECISION
IN AMATEUR BOUT AT YORK
ack- |
Mount Joy's promising young
boxer, Owen Smith, won his second
amateur bout Monday night at the |
Saint Mary's Catholic Club in York. |
Smith, weighing 128 lbs, was
| given a unanimous decision over |
Don Miller, weighing 132 lbs, of |
York.
“Smitty” scored a technical
| knockout over his opponent in an-
other thrge round fight at York
several weeks ago. Observers say |
| the youth looks promising, and his |
| tainer, John Zink, of town, an- |
the next card at York, on Monday, |
April 9th.
| nounced that Smitty will appear on
somes Ui
‘Ella Martin Is
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miles south of Fairbanks.
Py
There: was a time when Atlas | wonderful trip and I made many
was supporting the world, but for
sometime now its been Uncle Sam, |

There's a fellow hereabouts who | modele
but |
he definitely likes his alcoholic bev- |
is a very serious church goer,
One night he attended an
nearby
erages.
evangelistic meeting
town where a temperance speaker
in a
was 'the guest.
At the start of his
speaker said: “If I had my way I'd
take all the liquor in the
and throw it in the river.” Later on
speech
county
he waved his arms and said: “If I]
had my way I'd take all the liquor
in the State and throw it the
river.” Finally for his finish, he
thundered: “Yes, If I had my way
I'd take all the liquor in the world
the river.” Just
in
end throw it in
then our man got up and suggested: |
“We will now sing “Let Us Gather
At The River.” — — — Of course
it was just a coincidence, but it did
cause quite a few chuckles

An East Main Street man says he
heard that his wife is geing around
saying he can't keep her in clothes
it doesn’t
but worry
he bought her a home and
keep her in that either.
You know, it’s a good thing aller-
gies were invented when they were. |
The country was just about ready
to run out of fashionable ailments.
The other day I met a man who
had reached the depths of disillu-
sionment. He had spent two hund- |
red dellars on a permanent cure
for halitosis. ———————Then he |
found out no one liked him, any-
way.
Read in one of our exchanges
that a man had 100-year-old hens |
at |
that were laying. No wonder
that age.
Well, folks, that season's here a-
gain, come Sunday, and those auto
racing lovers, the Meckley Brothers |
will be right on the rail when the
first dust is thrown. So if your
plumbing or heating gets any brok- |
en down ideas, just pick up the oil
burner or bath tub and take it to |
or |
Reading Williams Grove
wherever there's auto races, if you
want the boys to fix it, cause they'll
be there, rain cr shine.
or
Doggone, my memdry is getting
bad, the other evening some one
told me about a guy hunting his
pipe, and finally he found it in his
mouth, but I can’t for the life of
me remember who the fellow was. |
A WISE OWL |
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NAVY RECRUITS TO TRAIN
AT SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
The Lancaster Navy Recruiting
Office announces that starting April
first, all men enlisting from this
area will be sent to the Naval
Training Center, San Diego, Calif.
for ‘ecruit training.” Up until that
time, recruits from this locality will
continue to be sent as in the past
to the Great Lakes Naval Training
Center, in Illinois.
——— A CI
There is no better way to boost
your business than by local
paper advertising, ;

the |
him because |
can’t
AMERICAN PARMERS
new friends,” she said.
“The
i val, I was in a
d a mink- coat, bathing suit,
week of our
fashion show and
dresses, parka and mutluks.”
| the lucky girl to be chosen queen
| the other contestants were awarded
| $100 worth of clothes. Speaking of |
Alaskan weather, she told her par- |
ents the temperature was 26 above
and
The two sisters are
“it seems like Spring.”
planning
|
| return to Mount Joy the latter part
of June

Quality Meats
A FULL LINE OF
it
08 20
Fruits & Vegetables

KRALL'S Meat Market
| West Main St.. Mt. Joy
WHITE - WASHING
AND
DISINFECTING
HESS BROS.
Successors To
HUBER OBERHOLTZER
FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-4930
8-25-tf

It was a |
Winter Carni- |
Ella said even though she wasn't |
io |

Every day farmers are involved in ex.
pensive law suits because of farm
accidents. Special Broadform Farm
Liability Policy provides real protec.
tion against ruinous financial loss
which you might suffer as the result
of your liability for injury to members
of the public and damage to the prop-
erty of others. Don't risk losing what
you work sp hard to gain. Get the facts.
. Ray N. Wiley
MANHEIM R. D. 2
Phone Landisville 2201
MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
Operating in lowa as
flllinois) American Farmers
Mutual Insurance Company

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FOR REAL GOOD
PRINTING
TRY
The BULLETIN
AND NOTE THE DIFFERENCE

!
THE LOW DOWN
from
HICKORY GROVE
You know folks this Mr. Samuel|
Speaker of the U.S. A.
that old boy does not

Rayburn
House if
watch his step he is liable to wind
up in the White House as the first|
Longhorn President of this noble
US.A. Texas has always been out
in the cold, as presidents go, but
with the nation in a mood and wa-
at the
for
t grand and wide country of the
ing mouth for a chance
t. vote some guy with vertebrae
Lone Stax may not have too long to
| wait.
Well, 1
hen-
Henry
| says, the paper tells about a
that called on Speaker Ray-
burn clamoring for Federal dinero}
How-come, says
| party”
for education—were beating the
drum for bigger and bigger salaries
the
| ming pools, ete. Well, Speaker Sam
for teachers and more swim-
old boy, stood his ground -that was
the Texas in him, Says he, look here
I did
| lobby “for more money, I was
gals, I have taught school,
not
| down in the mouth—sorry for my-
| self, I was not held back. And on
top of that, he says, once you start
handing out U.S.A. coin of the
realth,- helter skelter, as aid to ed-
ucation, you get federal control sure
as shootin’, and same is bad medi-
cine.
vetebrae is
Brethren and sisters,
| what Speaker Sam has-——vertebrae
is not yet completely extinct or a
museum piece anyway not in|
| Texas.
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
medi ll
| SHOOTING MATCH, APRIL IST
The Milton Grove Hunting Lodge
match at
will sponsor a shooting
| the Milton Grove School, Saturday

April 1st at one o'clock, for capons,
ducks and hams.

Jewerly - Silverware
Watches - Gifts
Watch Attachmemts
(WATCH REPAIRING)
Complete Ronson Lighter
Repair Service
Koser’s Watch Shop
Dial Mt. Joy 3-015
Chocolate Ave, FLORIN, PA.

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Shooting

STATE GAME COMMISSION
REPORTS 1949 GAME KILL
Pennsylvania hunters killed 5,948 |
hares and 92 Hungarian partridges |
in the 19049 season |
A total of 81,007 and |
6,885 wild turkeys were killed by |
Pennsylvania 1949
season, the State Game Commission
raccoons
hunters in the
reports
1915 to 1949 inclusive the
total deer kill in Pennsylvania was
1,201,685, of this 641,470
were legal antlered deer. In the an-
From
number

terless deer seasons in these years |
650,215 deer, including males and
females, were killed
INDIVIDUALLY DESIGNED
SPENCER SUPPORTS |
For abdomen, back and breasts
MRS. EDYTH B. BRUBAKER
RI, LANCASTER, PA.
Phone Landisville 4371
12-3mo.
Heilig
Funeral Home
23 W. Main St, Mount Joy
JAMES B. HEILIG,
Funeral Director
snes |
Beer! Call 3-4189
For Home Delivery
WACKER
SPRENGER
VALLEY FORGE
PIEL'S
PRIOR {
ROLLING ROCK f
ALE & PORTER
Vietor J. Schmoll
—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M. |
Drive In For Curb Service

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Some numbers
don’t change

Some numbers do
BE SURE—check the
Telephone Directory
before making a call
‘Telephone numbers, especially those recently learned
or seldom used, have a way of getting mixed up in
our minds. So why take chances on wrong numbers—
you need only a second or 50 to check the telephone
directory to make ‘sure you are calling the right
number, It always leads to better telephone service.
®
COLUMBIA TELEPHONE CO.

Dr.H.C. Killheffer |
MANHEIM |
163 S. Charlotte 8t,
Telephone 137-R
Mon. & Wednes. 9-5:30
Tues. Fri, Sat. 7-9 P, M, |
Tues Fri. Sat,
9:30-1:00.2-5 P.M,
ELIZABETHTOWN
16 E. High St.
Telephone 24-R

Match
Sat., April 1st
1:00 P. M.
Capons—Ducks—Hams
SHELLS FURNISHED
12 gauge shot 32 barrel limit
REFRESHMENTS SERVED
guns,

Sponsored by Milton Grove
Hunting Lodge i
12-2 {
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SIMON P. NISSLEY
MARY G. NISSLEY
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Mount Joy, Pa.
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Crown Coal
A PREMIUM QUALITY |
ANTHRACITE
ESSOHEAT
FUEL OIL
PAUL E. HESS
FLORIN, PA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-4885
BENNETT'S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY

BULK AND GALLONS
MARCH SPECIAL
2 qt.ipka. .........
Each Week Thru March
CLOSED SUNDAYS
Milton Grove School

Potted Plants of the
) Favorite Spring Blooms.
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NORRIS
Apricots 29:
WHOLE KERNEL
White Corn
MILLER
Kosher Pickles
2 Velveeta
§ Jelly Egg
EGGS o

PR

All
Potted Easter Flowers
QTE Loveliest Momento of

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33:
19:
2 cans
Quart
2 Ib. Pkgs.
Black &
Assorted
Ib.
KLINE’S od
Home-made
DECORATED

Hess’ Food Stores
MOUNT JOY
PHONE 3-9094
These Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week)
MASTERSONVILLE
MANHEIM 5-7811

' Everybody In This Locality Reads The Bulletin

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Eicherlys
FOR YOUR
EASTER
DRY CLEANING
and
TAILORING
YOU PHONE — 3 4071 — WE CALL

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The Market Basket
AND THE
Stand Holders {=
Thank you for making our first year a successful one.
Your patronage is appreciated. :
FIRST ANNIVERSARY DAY
Friday, APRIL 7—~4-9P. M. 1
Tokens of Pro. ce Given
Out by the Standholders
Numbers will be given out March 24 and 31.
Twenty-five persons will receive tokens. Be sure io
get your numbers and save them for Anniversary
Day. Get in line each week for the big day. Every
Friday your home-town market, the only one of its
kind is ready to serve your needs.
The Market Basket—The People’s Market]
College Ave., Elizabethtown, Pa.
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EVENINGS J O SATURDAYS
SHOWS MATINEE
7 and 8:00 P. NV AND
SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS b
6-8-10 P. WM, 2:00 P. M. a
Mount Joy, Pa. ii

FRIDAY—SATURDAY, MARCH 31 — APRIL 1 i
WILLIAM HOLDEN — JOAN CAULFIELD -in- A I
“Dear Wife”

MONDAY, APRIL 3 '
ARTHUR FRANZ -in- 'g
“Red Stallion In The Rockies”
TUESDAY, APRIL 4 i
VICTURE MATURE — LUCILLE BALL -in- ¥
“Easy Living”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, APRIL 5 - 6 v IE
JAMES CRAIG — JOAN LESLIE -in- : 5
‘Northwest Stampede’ |

MONEY|
WHEN YOU WANT IT!
FOR ANY GOOD PURPOSE
$100 — $200 ~ $250
OR MORE
LOANS MADE ON
Signature, Car or Furniture
Our Rate on Loans over $100) is Less
Than the Lawful Maximum
No Delay— Confidential Friendly Service
INSTALMENT LOAN
SERVICE
ELIZABETHTOWN ~ 23 Center Square
PHONE 550 '
22 N. 3rd St.

COLUMBIA
PHONE 4-2197

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