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d==The Bulletin, Mt Joy.
Pa.,
Thursday, March 23, 1950

OWL LAFFS

BY
A WISE OWL
We got our first laff too late for
last week, but we sure couldn't
pass it up. Kenny Leib now has
the “teeth you love to touch”. Any-
how. he gave his teeth the first
treatment last week when he
brushed them with his wife's hand |
lctien cream instead of his tooth
paste. Just got the wrong tube.
Over in the “Oyster House” last
night they were discussing gardens |
and George told the
nn incident that happened last year
fellows about |
Mortuary Record
(From page 1}
. heart condition after an illness of
down town. |
. : Hast: ender lok | two years. He suffered an acute
mine an. Fast: ender
TRS moMng mn EE | heart attack yesterday.
ed over the garden wall and said to | : Me v3 :
his neighbor: “What are you bury- | Born. in voy “wp, 3 Son
EL a of the late Henry and Amanda Nis-
ng’ 1 a 3 :
’ “ ley Meckley, he was a farmer in
“Oh”, replied the neighbor, “just y M 7 i :
, [the township untit his retirement
planting some of my garden seeds.
“SEEDS!”
1 “That's cne of my hens.”
“Yeah, inside,” re-
plied the neighbor.
screamed Neighbor No.
the seeds are
started the
told of the young
That really
going and Jim
fellow
planned to
friend, so at the last
said: “Then it’s all set;
midnight?”
He: “Now,
that you have ev-
neighborhood who
girl |
in his
elope with his
minute
we are go-
irg to elcpe at
“Yes, darling.”
are ycu sure
sweetie
pie,
crything packed in your suitcase?”

She: “Oh, yes, I'm positive. Papa
and Mama helped me.”
Political speeches are like Old
Elmer’s horns: a point heré—a point
there—and a lot of bull in between.
Just matter how
tall your grandfather was, you've
got to do your own growing
ched the children at on
srounds and leat
l ¢
181
play
ned that

the latest fad among the fashionabie
first grade misses is to slip your feet
halfway out-cf your shoes. The ef-
fect is like walking on high heels-
just like the BIG girls.
Teachers should be more careful
how they state at's on their
minds or they'll themse

Frosh

wide open. For tance, a
and his Latin teacher
quite a word tussle. Finally she
said: “A foll car : more questions
than a wise man can answer
“Well-1-1—no wonder 1 didn’t pass
the test.” replied the Frosh.

as bad as the Sen-
“Do
cum loud e?
That's almost

you hope
“Nope”,
“I only hope to grad-
ior, to whom I sa
to graduate
he answered
uate cum May.”
I don’t sleep very well some
nights and then I go for a walk. |
Early this morning I was walking
up Marietta St. and from a dark-
ened doorway I overheard:
“Good night, 1 hope 1
haven't kept you up too late.”
She: “No, not at all. I would have
been getting
darling,
up soon anyways.”
A young fellow from Florin says
he dcesn’t understand why cops
have to he so darn On
Monday he was in a phone booth |
talking to his girl and a cop came
and made them get out

peculiar.
along
Great people, us Americans. Be- |
tween the money we spend on cof- |
fee to wake us up, and on sleepin
pills to put us to slecy, we do all
right. But it sure would be cheaper
to just let nature take its course.
Mushy says this fellow that stop
ped at the station wasn't the dumb-
est guy in the world, but he must |
have been “runner-up.” At least he |
was the day he said this: “I was
just thinking how wonderful it is |
that on every corner they've ever |
drilled for an automcbile service
station, they've always struck gas
oline.’
A certain woman down on Mt.
Joy street found a ticket in her
husband pockei and asked him |
what it was. He said it was duly |
a pawn ticket.
Then she asked him why he did-
n't get two so they both could go.
stories |
he | ™
She: |
were having
| thers:
| Meuntvilie;
several yelrs ago. He was a mem-
Chuich of the Brethren,
his wife, Alice K.
grandchildren
ber cf ‘the
Surviving are
Meckley;
great grandchildren and
Shelly four
| three two
[ nieces.
The
Nissley
he held from ‘the
here Satut-
funeral will
funera! home
interment | in
wy afternoon with
Vit. Pleasant cemeiery,
Mrs. Ellanora Seachrist
Mrs. Ellanora Plasterer: Seachrist
sixty-two, widow of John Seachrist
Manheim R2, died Saturday in the
Lancaster Osteopathic Hospital af-
ter a ten days illness. She was a
daughter of the late Samuel and
Emma Zellers Plasterer,
a member |
i
“iy rg

i Gerald Estock, Mount Joy
of St. Paul's Evangelical and Re- |
formed Church, Manheim, and was |
employed at the William H. Noggle
and Son garment factory, Manheim. |
Surviving are these children: Mrs.
Chester Martin, Manheim R2; Eu-
gene Seachrist, Manheim Rl; and!
Mrs. Harold Eshleman, East Peters-
burg. Five
brother and sister also survive:
. Milf
Plasterer, both of Manheim.
The funeral was held at Manhein
Wednesday
rd Greist and Frances

afternoon with inter-
ment in the Fairview cemetery,

Harry W.
Tyson
Harry W. Tyson, 75, died Monday
at 7:30 a. m.
ter, Mrs. Cora W.
grandchildren and one
at the home of his sis- |
Earhart, Manheim |
R1, after a brief illness.
Born in Rapho Twp. a son of]
th » Jechn H., and Annie Wertz
Tyscn, he was employed by the New
Standai d Cory Ps
25 years. He was a
Mount Joy Church of God and the
Knights of Malta, Lancaster.
Surviving John H.
two sisters and two bro-
Cora W. Earhart,
whom he resided. Mrs.
Hilt, Millersville; Clayton
Norman W.,
also two grandchildren

here for the past
are one son,
Lancaster;
Mrs. with
Ww.
and
umbia,
The funeral will be held from the
| Heilig funeral home here Thursday
fternoon with interment in the Mt.
Joy cemetery.
Dh
SALUNGA
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Peifer cele-
brated their 31st wedding anniver-
sary Saturday, March 18 by enter-
taining Mr. and Mrs. Roy Kauffman
of Manheim at the Mt. View Inn,
Waldeck, Lebanon County.
member of the |
Annie W.|
Col- |
The Ladies Auxiliary to the Fire |
Company will hold
er's Garage, Salunga at 7:30. Pi-
| ncehle, Bridge, and 500.
For Sale - Mixed Wood

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Miss Margaret Kramer
MRS. CALVIN KRAMER
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a card party |
| Tuesday night, March 28 in Coop- |

| old Hollinger,
Corky S
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WEALTH eng
Ey nAPPINESS
Student Councils
(From page 1)
Nancy Brooks, Mount Joy.
Dr. Clyde Stein, Dean
State Teachers College,
Penna.
3. Auto Sales and Service —Stud
Wilbur
of
ent Chairman,
East Donegal Robert Caroll,
Marietta, Speaker, Mr. Wilbur Raf-
fensperger, Rheems, i
4, Building—Student
Jerry Shupp, Mount Joy
ert Miller, East Donegal
Mr. Paul A. Martin, Contracto
Builder, Florin, I’a
5. Insurance—Student
Marietta
and
R be
Henry Rutherford,
Joséphine Neale,
Sat., April 1st
Capons—Ducks—Hams
Speaker,
Men,
Millersville,
Brubaker
i Crown Coal
. Speaker,
and
Chairman,
and|
Marietta. Speaker,
Mr. Charles H. Rich, President,
Donegal Insurance Co., Marietta,
Pa.
6. Armed Sérvices ‘- Student
Chairman, Kenneth Seaman,
etta and Ann Shireman,
Chairman
and Har-
7. Aviation — Student
Mount Joy.
Landis, Donegal
rt, Mt. Joy R. D. 1, Pe.
Retail Selling—Student Cha
Jean Shirk, East Donegal,
Mr. Phares
mnwmar
and Jear
Speaker,
Air-
Marista.
Speaker, Chief L. J. Stevens, U. S
Recruiting Officer, Lancaster, Pa
| and Sgt. Heisey, U. S. Army, Lan-|
caster, Pa.
1
1
Reuter, Marietta. Speaker, Mi
James H. Ross, Merchant, lLancas-
ter, Pa.
9. Secretaria! Chairman,
Miriam Fitzkee, Mount Joy
Doris Rettew, Marietta.
ang
1
Speaker,
| Dr.H.C.Killheffer |
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