d==The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa
, Thursday, March 16, 1950

OWL LAFFS

—BY—
WISE OWL
A
I'm really getting worried
I look at the calendar and see that
March is half The next
thing you know we'll be raking up
leaves... Oh, I know they're
even out now, but
the time flies, they'll be out and fal-
len in no time. Then well start
to worry about next Christmas.
Boy! Am I getting old!
when
over,
not
with the way

The poor wives in this commun- |
ity are accused of many things by |
the, dopes they marry-to hide their |
own shortcomings. One day, one
husband at ‘the karber shop, Said
to another: “You know, for six |
menths now I've. been wondering
where my wife spends her
Last night I went home and |
’....Amazing isn’t
even- |
ings.
there
it?
she was.
You know, humor is a saving
When we realize it
it makes it |
grace. even |
PODS up in cemeteries,
easier for all concerned and helps |
ty soften the “sting of death”. |
Walking around the Mount Joy
Cethetery on Sunday I noticed a
fellow we all know, leaning
a grave and crying as if his heart |
over
offing--a good omen A good
eyesight you have, says Henry. Do|
not slow me down, I says I see .-
writers--ones who have been in ‘ST DONEGAL CLASS PLAY
the Fair or New Deal corner for SCHEDULED FOR MAR. 23-21 SIMON P. NISSLEY
| years--beginning to show doub “he Junior Class announces that MARY G. NISSLEY 7% S$, . Sa
Some are W ring o really|it will present its class play Ma FUNERAL DIRECTORS ot
Some are wondering if we really Mount Joy, Pa
can, after all, make everybody, 23 and 24. They have chosen as 4 i
bdonze, black or white, prosperous their play “On With The New” by | mre cores semen og LET US CHE K YOUR
and happy via a motherly, coddl- John McGreevey The play will ‘ ¢
ing Govt. versus making prosperty be directed by Mr. Robert Slaugh | | WHEEL ALIGNMENT
and long time happiness depend of the faculty. He will be assist. rown 0a
upon a person's degree of desire 2 by Miss Jane Wilson, also ol -
wanire the faculty. The fcllowing people
lo perspu . have hoe hoger for tue ‘a A PREMIUM QUALITY Save lires, Springs + + +»
This means to me, Henry, old boy eon chosen jor tne cast: Am~- ANTHRACITE
I says, that our present over-size Mon Smith, Anna Ruhl, Rosen and maybe a life ! Let us
Ship-cf-State may be weakening Musser, Clara Anna Weaver, Peg- ® .
at some of the seams--as some of |8Y Hicks, Harold Musser, Barbara check your wheel align-
the regular passengers are désert- Doles, Lillian Thomas, Wilbur HEAT ment today. Drive up!
ing and going ashore. And in Brubaker, Jean Shirk, Doris Gin- ESSO
quite hefty political circle things Ger, Jom Moreland and Kenneth FUEL OIL
are happening too. Uncle Jimmy | Joseph Brandt is student /
Byrnes is already on dry land---- manager and Fay Landis is stu- J VAN S ESSO SERVICENTER
writers are putting 2 and 2 to-|dent directress. Committees are E HESS 259 WEST MAIN STREET, MOUNT JOY PHONE 3-5671
gether. Jimmy, cof all people, ay ows: Ushers: Martha Ro- »
should know if the old boat is sea-| 3% auline Miller, Pauline Mu-
worthy or has become barnacle ma, Joyce Eshleman, Alma Long- FLORIN, PA.
coated. That old Carolinian is ne ener, Ruth Miller, Mary Mor- Phone Mt. Joy 3-4885
| green pea. row, Hazel Gutshall, Evelyn Mc-
And now Congress, sucking its! Kain, Margaret Stephens, Anna J)
thumb and making half-hearted Webb and Marilyn Heller; Stage BE
motions at getting Sambo weaned i pp Brands Clarence
% als Buin a | Wagner, /illiam rndt, Donald
from his prodigal living, may be Soci. James Droschor Ye Fillet of Cod 1b. 38¢
on the verge of getting hep. Looks scier. . ang e S aura £4 Ib, 4
half-way promising anyway -- al- Donald Mowrer; Play Book Ad Fillet of Haddock . 45¢c
| most. SA |Committeé: Ammon Smith, Wilbu 45 EAST MAIN ST. Fillet of Flounder 1b. 40c
Yours With The Low Down Br Le ee, James MOUNT JOY Scallops Ib, 60c
JIMMY Shank, Wilbur Ebersole and Luther - 70c
mun pst ley iii Kline. Wilbur Ebersole: will be Oysters Approx 25
lin charge of the lighting for the READY TO HEAT AND SERVE
News From Florin play. Chicken Pies Beef Pies Crab Cakes
DB RV oc
om page 15 Ladics. bf the Landis: CAULIFLOWER - DULANY ....... rene 28¢
Mrs. Kathryn Snyder has with-| Ville Fire Co. will ‘serve a turkey BRUSSEL SPROUTS - BLUE GOOSE We
drawn her property from public SUPPEr on Saturday March 18th at BULK AND GALLONS SPECIAL
would break. “Oh, why did you | sale which was advertised last the Fire Hall. MARCH SPECIAL Seabrook Cut or Frenched Green Beans.
die??” Over and over again for | week. FOR ple 95 Special priced at 25¢ per box
about ten minutes, he cried: “Oh; Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus Geib and es 23 peg, : $1.85 ip ICE CREAM
hy id vou die?” Finally I Jimmy Musser of Stauffertow J : ’ cai? A ell i :
why. did you die’ ay a Watches Clocks-Jewelry Each Week Thru March St. Patrick's Day Special. A shamrock center of Pistachio
walked over and patted him on | called ¢cn Mrs. Adah Eichler and 2 dod with al
the shoulder and said: ‘Look, | daughter on Sunday. And Watch Repairing CLOSED SUNDAYS 2 . Sunoun e wi vanilla. ye
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Todd of nar 7 OR 8 SERVINGS - 55c - ORDER NOW
vour grief is very profound and I
hate to interrupt you, but I'm cur-
icus. Would you mind telling me
who is buried there?” And he
replied: “My wife's first husband.
Oh, why did you die?”

On a recent trip to Florida we’
witnessed a little happening that
has quite a moral to it. We pass |
it on to you pan
A robin was very hungry. He
circled an cpen air market and
finally spotting a meat stand, dove
down and speared some bologna, |
which he ate. Then he i
right up onto the brancn of a tree
and started to whistle and sing to
zoomed
the full extent of his lungs, you
could hear him for klocks around.
A man with a gun heard him,
tock aim and shot the little bird.
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The moral of the story
WHEN YOURE FULL OF BAL-

ONY, KEEP YOUR MOUTH
SHUT.
Today's medical tip: To avoid
nose-bleed keep your nose out cf
other people’s business.
Our office devil wants to know
why someone dcesn’t invent a |
dictionary in which we can look up
words we don’t know how to spell.
Lincoln were
when 1]
The boys at the
discussing the fairer sex
remarked: ‘I'd like to
girl who doesn’t flirt, giggle,
sip. smoke, drink, pet, kiss,
use make-up, run around or dis-
sipate in any way.” And one of
his listeners asked: “Way?”
meet a
g0S~- |
wink,
If a man is unhappy at home he |
sheuld find out if his has
married a grouch.
wife
A local guy had been out pour-
ing himself a terrific load
night and finally staggered home.
When he got there, he took out
his key and tried to get it in the
lock. He tried and tried and he
fumbled and fumbled, but he just
couldn't find the keyhole. Finally
he woke up his wife who stuck her
head out the upstairs window and |
said: “Is that you, John?” He]
said “Yeah it's me.” “What is
all the racket for?” “I can't open |
the dcor.” “Well, do you want
me to throw you down a key?” |
“No, but you can throw me down a |
one
+ keyhole!” !

A veteran told me that the less |
said’ ‘about’ scme of these veteran's |
housing projects the beter. As a
matter “of; fact, at a place’ on; +d
Island recently they were . bi
five thousand houses to ell for
five d dollars a-piece. But
they had to quit.
of Scotch tape.

A WISE OWL
They ran out | 60-31, to wrap up the flag.
|
[HE LOW DOWN
from

"HICKORY GROVE
You know, in these days when
s0 many windy gents are
us of thei
simple democracy
of making ow
complicated, 1 see an omen in the
Mr.
ter and family on Sunday.
Manheim visited George Shet-
Mr. Albert Haines will have pub-
| lic sale of household articles Satur-
day.
Mr. John Frye moved from his
farm intc the property he recently
purchased from the Weaver Estate.
Mr.
ard household effects
John Schell moved his family
Lawn
on Thursday to the property he re-
from
cently purchased from Paul Green-
awalt.
Mr.
sons of
and
Rev.
called
and Mrs. Charles Bittner
Milton Grove and
Gerald Marzoff of Maytown,
on Mr. and Mumper
on Monday.
Fire Co.
Eighteen members the
regular March meeting of the Flor-|
Mrs. George
Meeting
attended
in Fire Company on Tuesday night
with Benj. Staley presiding.
Fire Chief Mateer
fires during the
Snyders Orchards
Brenners.
The committee
turned in $130.00.
President Benj.
Faul Diffenderfer
to assist on the
with Brady Hess.
reported two
one at
Harry
month,
and at
on game night
Staley appointed
and Merle Buller
flower committee
A motion was made to send a fi-|
nal notice to members whose dues
are in arrears.
New members accepted into the
company were Adam Greer, John
R. Campbell, Charles Estell, James
Andrew Madara, David M. Risser,
Paris Shenk and David Charles.
To date there are 264 active
members and 8 social members.
The meeting adjourned.
iA
MT. JOY TEAM IS NOW
LEADING PIN TOURNEY
The Fitzkee's team, this
set a torrid the
County Men's Tourna-
ment this week-end left a

boro,
pace in
Bowling
and
high mark for other teams to aim
for as they finished with a 3003
team triple in the five-man team
hendicap event The tourney is
being held at the
ing Alleys.
Two other town
league are Barnharts with a
score and Kinseys with 2860.
—- ——
the!
2920
teams in

| NEW HOLLAND HI TEAM
WINS DIST. 3 CLASS C HONORS
New Holland High School's bas-
| ketball team brought Lancaster Co.|
its first = District 3,
Interscholastic ' Athletic
championship Thursday night. ©
The Huskies, playing on
| Lebanon High School Court,
loped Porter Twp. champions of
the Upper Dauphin County League, |

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which you might suffer as the result
of your liability for injury to members
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FIREMEN'S MEMORIAL SERVICE V.F'W SMOKER, MARCH 17
| TO BE HELD HERE MARCH 26 |
| The firemen set March 26 a8 the |
| date for the
| Service which will be held in the
Presbyterian Church,
Firemen's Memorial

Veterans of Foreign
have a Smoker in the Fire Hall on
Friday evening,
Wars will
March 17, for the
benefit of the building fund.

GAME NIGHT
WEDNESDAY

EVERY
St. Patrick's
Party
FRIDAY, MARCH 17th
Entertainment - Favors
CHARLIE NEIMER TRIO
MOUNT JOY
AMERICAN LEGION

EVENINGS
JOY
SHOWS

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6-8-10 P. M,
Mount Joy, Pa.
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 17-18
DANNY KAYE — BARBARA BATES
‘Inspector General”
SATURDAYS
MATINEE
AND
HOLIDAYS
2.00 P.M

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MONDAY, MARCH 20
MARGARET O'BRIEN — HERBERT MARSHALL
“The Secret Garden”
-in-

TUESDAY—WEDNESDAY—THURSDAY, MARCH 21-22-23
BOB HOPE — RHONDA FLEMING
“The Great Lover”
-in-

FRIDAY-—SATURDAY—MONDAY, MARCH 24 - 25 -
GENE KELLY — FRANK SINATRA
“On The Town
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