Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pc
OWL LAFFS

BY
WISE OWL
———————
A
Saveral days ago we
who covers a big portion of the
State by truck for Birds Eye pro-
ducts. Last Wednesday ‘from Phil- |
ipsburg we received the following:
Saw a boy skeeing down Ice Cube
Avenue here with a hot water bot- |
tle tied to each ear, wearing'an el-
ectric union suit operated by a
storage battery strapped on his back
eating a hot tamalie just to keep |
warm.

A fellow stopped us the other
morning. “Some men are never sat-
isfied with their lot, in life” he com-
mented, Do you suppose they'll be
satisfied, with the lot they
the igemetery later on?

A chap put up a swalk to me be-
cause he couldnt find a place to
park on Main street. I told him:
When Noah!'sailed the waters blue!
He had his troubles same as you.
For forty days he drove the Ark
Before he found a place to park.
Several laffs have been passed on
to us by a friend of two fellows
here in town who haven't been too
well lately.
This one
fellow walked into a
,doctor’s office and told him he feels |
terrible and wants a complete ex- |
amination. But first the doc asked: |
“Do you drink much liquor?” I
have never touched the vile pora- |
tion, was the reply. Do you smoke?
asked doc. I never touch the filthy
weed, the patient:answered. Do you |
run around much at night?
at nine
rest, came the prompt answer. How
Doc asked. They
me.
about women?
have no fasination for
tient wes amazed. That's just it; 1
have terribly sharp pains in my,
head. “That's your trouble,” ex-
claimed doc. “Your halo’s on too
tight.”
A Bamford man claims he
found the secret of how to be hap- |
py though married. “He has had al
due to the
very happy marriage,
fact that when he was married, he
agreed that the little wife would
settle all the little questions that |
came up and he would settle all|
the big ones—————And do you
know, in over thirty years of mar-
ried life no big questions have |
come up.
rere ‘
The farmer's from
the city was having a great deal of |
trouble making oxtail soup. Every-
time the water got hot, the ox
would take his tail out of the pot.
SA
young bride

“Now, children,” said the teacher,
“how do you suppose Noah spent |
his time on the ark?”
There was no answer from the
class.
“Well,” she continued, “I suspect |
that he did a lot of fishing.”
There was a stir in the back of
the room.
with only two worms,”
Freddie.

How many things like this get on
my desk is beyond me—
Young Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor husband a drink
When she got there
The cupboard was bare.
So the gink had to drink from
the sink.
Benny says: “My girl friend is so
short she just comes up to my
lower lip; but I don’t care as long
as she keeps coming up often
enough.”

Some kidnappers sent a note to
Ya very heckled and’ hen ' pecked
Maytown man threatening to kid-
nap his ‘mother-in-law. “THieysgot this
nate in return “Please call fdr, het
before seven this evening, as she is
‘leaving town for the weekend.”

received a |
post card from a guy named Lauer |
get in |
Doc | I
continued. I am in bed every night |
o'clock for a fine nights ;
Then |
doc queried: Tell me, do you have |
sharp pains in the head? The pa-
has |
“Couldn't do much fishing |
chimed little |

March 9, 1950 |
School News From
E. Donegal Twp.
The Parents C s Club of of the Mayiown|
Grade School will hold a food sale|
March 18, be-
Arnold's |
t., Thursday
_MUTT AND JEFF

| Saturday morning,
ginning at 11 o'clock in
show room,
At thig time
| sale cakes,
beans, red beet eggs,
lV egetable salad,
will he fq
baked
potato salud,
there
pies, candies,
DERED
‘RL, SCOUTS REN
A JULIETTE LOW PROGRAM
and cole slaw
The committee in charge of the 4
{ sale is composed of Mrs. Milto A special JulietteLow program
| Mowrer, chairman; Mrs. Wilbur| Was planned for the Girl Scout
Irs. May Hicks and Mrs. Neighborhood meeting on Monday
11| evening, Mrs, Edward Lane was in
and special features were
troops and
Fuhrman,
Phares Landis. This committee
| be
wil
| charge,
assisted by the parents of the
school. lin charge of the six
their leaders.
Two Brownie troops, led by Mrs.
[James Spangler and Mrs. Freeman
Naugle, two Intermediate treops led
Miss Christine Weidman
Columbia| Miss Eunice Herr, and two Senior
the| troops led by Mrs. Robert Haw-
| Parents Club of the Maytown Grade [thorne and Mrs. George Albert por-
School, will represent the laymen of| trayed international
fland present Juliette Low contribu-
will be
of the
used
The proceeds of the sale
fund
This fund is to be
| put into the projector
to| v
the,”
club
purchase a movie projector for
grade school.
Mrs. Milton
D, an member
iby and
Mowrer,
active of
an prograni
the Lancaster County Branch o
the Pennsylvania State Educational]
Association at the meeting|
of the Southern
to be held Hershey
tions.
After the
bi-menthly business
on/held. Mrs. Arthur Mayer was
March 10. | eharge of the affair which was held
Mrs. Mowrer's appointment was|in the Girl Scout rooms.
made by Mr. Robert Metzler, presi-|
dent of the L.C.B. of the PSEA. |SPORTSMEN MEETING NEXT
Harold Musser F. F. A MONDAY AT FIRE HOUSE
| representative at the county poult-| A meeting of the Mount Joy
ry meeting in Lancaster last Wed-| Sportsmen's Association will be
| nesday evening, March 1. He spoke held Monday evening, March 13, at
| to the group on “Quality Egg Pro-|eight o'clock at the Fire House.
{ duction” and its effect on economic] Mr. George Bowers will show a
{ and profitable production.| talkie movie of the 1949 Baseball
He related to the group his own ex-| World Series.
perience with his newly built egg] Persons wishing to secure tickets
built last|for the Lancaster County Federa-
summer, under the direction of Dr. ‘| tion Sportsmen banquet to be held
March. 29,
night
spring program the regular
meeting was
in
District which is
Hotel
at
was the
poultry
cooling room which he
C. 0. Dossin, extension representa-| at the Ephrata Legion,
| tive from Penn State, | may do so at the Monday
The Donegal :Chapter of the Na-| meeting.
[u onal Honor Society will organize Ti
| a chapter of the scciety at Pare wise] HIESTAND, INC., AGENT
| High School on Friday, March 10. FOR FERGUSON SYSTEM
| All members of the chapter willl Inc, Marietta, announce
participate in the ceremonies. They Agency of the Ferguson System
are - Peggy Hicks, Rosene Musser, | Equipment, such as Tractors, Plows,
| Richard Craine, Jeanne Miller, Corn Pickers, Mowers
Marion Ney, Dorothy Sperla, and ;q a1 implements used on the
Hazel Crankshaw. The advisor of fg rm.
| the Decnegal Chapter is Mrs. Naomi,
Houseal.

For information the
| Ferguson System, read the adver-
{ g y
|tisement on another page.
SALUNGA
more on

The following were prize winners
| at the spelling bee held by the]
Mothers Club last Saturday even-|
ing: 1st, Spelling, Janet Brubaker
Heilig
Funeral Home
and Kenneth Heisey, 2nd, spelling
class: Mae Eckman ard Isaac Esh-| 23 W. Main St. . Mount Joy
| leman; General information: Walter
Heisey and Wilbur Heistand.
| - The Mothers Club held a hobby JAMES B. HELIC,
| show at their meeting Monday Funeral Director
| night. Quilts, crocheted bedspreads,
buttons, handejchiefs, Cook books,

dresses, gold fish, doilies, paisley
shawl and an old scrap book on dis-
play. Prize winners were; Mrs.
H. Hiestand, Mrs. Mary Minich x
| Mrs. Earl Walters. Hostesses
Mrs. Wetzel, Mrs. Walters,
| Young and Mrs. Wiley.
mann
| DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE
The police at Lancaster prosecut-
ed Robert B. Harvey, of Elizabeth-
town R2, for driving an auto with-
: Quality Meats
A FULL L LINE OF
ATE,
Fruits & Vegetables
were
Murs

THAT NIGHT
[ LITTLE CALF SAY |KNOW WHAT

THE OCEAN

SIMON P. NISSLEY
MARY G. NISSLEY
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Mount Joy, Pa,
Crown Coal
A PREMIUM QUALITY
ANTHRACITE
ESSCHEAT
FUEL OIL
PAUL E. HESS
FLORIN, PA.
Phone Mt. Joy 3-4885

BENNETT'S
Restaurant
45 EAST MAIN ST.
MOUNT JOY

BULK AND GALLONS
MARCH SPECIAL
2 qt. pkg.
Gal,
Each
=. 99
. $1.85
Week Thru March
CLOSED SUNDAYS

Every day farmers are involved in ex.
pensive law suits because of farm
accidents. Special Broadform Farm
Liability Policy provides real protec.
tion against ruinous financial loss
which you might suffer as the result
of your liability for injury to members
of the public and damage to the prop-
erty of others. Don’t risk losing what
you work so hard to gain. Get the facts,
Ray N. Wiley
, MANHEIM R. D. 2
Phone
MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
Operating in lowa as
(illinois) American Farmers
Mutual Insurance Company
Landisville 2201

KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St. Mt. Joy
out an operator's license.

Patronize Bulletin advertisers,

Donegal Airport News
Several local pilots took advan-||
fp All Makes
| weather and flew to the Black] Machines
of Sewing |
Repaired Se

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| tage of Sunday's perfect flying]
|
|
Mosranncn Airport at Phillipsburg
{ for lunch. Those enjoying the flight
We Modernize

Your Machine

were Raymond Garman, Clarence] BEFORE to Electric, Console or Portable AFTER
Kaylor, Ralph Kauffman, Alfred| Call U. on 7
| i 8 Today— gy... here!
{ Gusler and John Hawthorne. { Y=We Pickup Anywhere
| Visitors to the airport during the|; SALES J Vv BINKLEY SERVICE
| week included Mr. n R

Stumph of Her-|
shey, Les Chamberlin and Richard
| Keel of Lancaster, Chuck Farwig of|
| 111 N. Market St.
ELIZABETHTOWN

Phone 216-J

Morristown, New Jersey and James)?

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McVeigh of Wilmington, Delaware.
| Albert Forrey and John Haw-|
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|
| thorne flew a night cross country
M
| trip to Allentown Saturday night.
{| Members of the Chiques Aero
Corporation Flying Club flying over
| the weekend were: Art Hostetter, |
Fred Sherick, Sim Horton, John|
Bender, Harold Baer, Alvin Reist,
Stehman Landis, Henry Weber and
| Clair Sharpe.
| Members of the Donegal Dudes
| Flying Club flying over the week-
end were: Norman Heisey, Warren
Greenawalt, David Nauman, Paul
Hess Jr., Marlin Young, Herb Shel-
ley and Albert Forry.
Frank « Hassinger passed his:
vate, Pilots Flight’ tést diiting the
week and received his Private Pilots
Certificate.
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ping money, dear?” a Mt. Joy Si
reply: "How little?”
A WISE OWL
EN'S and LADIES’
Eicherlys
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Suits
MADE TO YOUR
MEASURE

78 E. Main St. Mt. Joy

Company Branch Office
For Service On All Policies Of
MOUNT JOY MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
CITY MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
:
Henry G. Carpenter, Inc.
Mount Joy, Penna.

TR FANS...
KEEP YOUR BARN DRY
WITH HUNTER AUTOMATIC ,
BARN VENTILATION

§ LOW COST HUNTER
4 AUTOMATIC BARN
"VENTILATION
SAVES MONEY
SIX WAYS...
INCREASE YOUR MILK
PRODUCTION

A HUNTER ZEPHAIR
VENTILATING FAN 2 REDUCE BARN REPAIRS
keeps dry, fresh air 3 HAVE HEALTHIER HERDS
circuleting through 4 PRODUCE BETTER GRADE
your barn—removes MILK
unhealthy, stagnant, S PREVENT FEED SPOILAGE
gir. , 6 IMPROVE WORKING CON.
DITIONS

Let us solve your
oting problems. We
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AIR
til
carry 0 com
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MAYTOWN, PA.
Phone Marietta 6-:

3205

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‘Hess’ Food

HEN 17 COMES TZ
Fresh Grapefruit an Sizes
Fresh Oranges Temples- Valencia
“There Is A Difference”
Brought direct by our truck from the Florida Groves
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MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE
PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811
These Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week)
NORRIS FANCY
Sauer Kraut
KOUNTY KIST 1
Peas
VALLEY FORGE
Sardines
NORRIS FANCY
Tuna Fish
TOP QUALITY
Jelly Eggs Assorted
Black Jelly Eggs
cans
can
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Charles Felty
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This
Weekend!
FRIDAY, MARCH 10th

10 - 1:0
SUNDAY, MARCH 12th
GAME NIGHT 9-12
EVERY CHARLIE NEIMER
WEDNESDAY
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2 5 J Oo SATURDAYS
EVENINGS RTURDAN
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7 and 8:00 P. NV AND
SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS
6-8.10 P. M 2:00 P. M
Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 10 - 11
ROBERT TAYLOR — ARLENE DAHL
“Ambush”

MONDAY — TUESDAY, MARCH 13-14
JOSEPH COTTEN — INGRID BERGMAN
“Under Capricorn”

WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY. MARCH 15-16
ROBERT MITCHUM — JANE GREER
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-in-

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 17-18
DANNY KAYE — BARBARA BATES
‘‘Inspector General”
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