d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, March 2, 1950]
W ) LOG SAWING CONTEST
d Lewis Bixler, Mt. Joy Rl, and
3
Richard Hyatt, Ronks R1, won the
contest fou

= | log-sawing against
FF | teams from Chester County at the
=I = | form woodlot management meeting
——- { held Wednesday afternoon at the
| Hyatt farm, Ronks RI
They severed an 18-inch green
| cak log in the record time of 32.6
| seconds and were awarded an axe
apiece as rst prize
ee es
Stimulate your business by adver:
| tising in the Bulletin,

| day her small daughter came rush-

| ing home and exclaimed: “Mother
| 1 \ AUN J . X ie : Scholastic League dropped Mount
eres going ) a whoie lot oO
Joy High, Lancaster County repre-
—BY— {trouble n the Shultz house!” oY Ei J bo aunty repre
Fores sentatives, 51 to 35, at Middletown
(Schultz heing the commer grocer).
¢ | “Why?” asked 1 it “Co ’*| Monday night in the opening round
win dsKe er m Tr. LAUSEe, .
ow er mother. “Lause,"l 4 4,0 PIAA, District 3, Class C
“Two strangers met up at Chets continued her daughter, “for the| , i
1 a YOILS.
nd in the course of canversation past three weeks Mr. Shultz has in J
discovered they were both engaged had a sign in his store window, Wrightsville G FI 1
: . |p y ; : Young F 9 1 19
to be married. When they found Boy Wanted and today Mrs. Strickler F . it 2 1 5
out they were both engaged to a | Shultz got a little girl, Messer C . 6 9. 12
girl away at school, they were re Marcello G . 3 3 9
pleased. When they discovered | All men in favor of this, rise and/Stover G .... L yi
| botl sock. { salute! Ti I the English } |D. Messer G ry 0 1 1
ay rorTe » Sz a )e Sa e. ey call > LNs 8 al
they were th engage to a cvec it : ey ill the nglish F 10 0 0
with the same first name, they uage the Mother tongue becauselDietz G 0 0 0
were = delighted. But when they /ora $200 washing machine to wash ee een
found she had the same last name Totals 24 9 51
! 3 . ~ "ne
—they hit the ceiling. So as not to embarrass the oldMeunt Joy High GCG
— { gent, we'll not use his right name Wilson F . sie 3 0 6
‘od x McCue F 7 6
Definition: GRAND OPERA: ' or the name of the place he works, McCue c Ears eed ! 2 is
: : : Bowman 2 ‘
Where when a guy is stabbed, he bt we simply couldn't pass up the goser G . ie ha 1 1
sings instead of bleeds. lofi. Bates G . 4 0 8
s—— | Pat (We'll call him) had worked Shupp F ............. O 0 O18
Sucdess is getting what you want; for the Mount Joy Machine for Boye: G ’ 4 {
3 Re nee. te Vile hz oil IVAN "BY: 4 . Wa} stock . ‘
Lut happiness is liking what you many years but became increasing- Becker coi 0 0 0
get. ! ly lazy as time went on. His boss
— { wanted to fire him because of his| Totals sid 16 3 35
Kids can't: have too good an opin- | uselessness but because they'd been WRIGHTSVILLE . 13 14 13 11-51
: MOUNT JOY ..... 614 411-35
ion of their families if the follow- so friendly didn't want to tell him
example. | to his face: So, he wrote Pat a let-
“Mother, | fer and told him he was fired. The|
ing conversation Is. any
A little girl asked:
when I grow up and want to get | boss was amazed at the end of the
married will I have to marry a man "following week to walk
like pappa?” {the factory: and there was Pat work-
Mother: “Yes; dear.”
Little girl: “And if I don't
married will I be an old maid like
Aunt Jane?”
Mother; “Yes, dear.”
Little girl: “Gosh; am I in a fix"
through|
ing again. Thé boss went up. to hin
get | and said, “Pat, did you get my let-|
ter?” “I did, sir.” “Did you read it?”
“I read it inside and I read it out-|
“What do you you
read it inside and outside?” “In-|
side,” Pat explained, “I read that I|
was fired, and outside it said, “In|
five days return to Mount Joy Ma-|
chine.” |
side.” mean,
The father of four children in
Tlorin wishes to point out one
merit of bubblegum: the kids can’t
ask any questions while they're
chewing it.
————— —
Who can remember back to when

a wife, buying a dollar wash dress,
I was just a bystander (?) in the| didn’t turn around and ask hubby
MUTT AND JEFF
ITS A CHECK
FOR THE
WHATS
THAT?
MONEY 1 OWE
Ge You, MUTT!
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smart

GH SCHOOL LOST PLAYOFF
("ME AT MIDDLETOWN
'rightsville High, Class C defen-
North York County
ders of the
Referees: Borger and Mohrline.
——

WILL STOCK LOCAL STREAMS
WITH TROUT NEXT WEEK
The State Fish Commission will
start its Spring stocking program
next week and fishermen will do
well to remember there is no fish-
ing in these streams Mar. 15 to Apr.
15, the opening day of trout season.
Local streams to be stocked are
Charles. Run—300 brook trout.
Donegal Springs Branch 250
brook trout.
Gladfelters’ Run 350 brook
trout.
Long Run-500 brook trout.
rr el OA ere
SCOUT NEIGHBORHOOD MEETS
The Mount Jey Girl Scout Neigh-
horhood will meet on Monday eve-
ning March 6th, at seven o'clgtkint
the scout rooms. Scouts are urged
to be present.
CHECK” DO You ALWAYS | §
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T=
back room of a joint where the | for a $200 washing machine ta wash
proprietor was playing pinochle.] it?
The bartender appeared and asked rere
the proprietor, “Is Mahoney good I doubt if it is just an accident]
for a couple drinks?” The propriet- | that “hur vy” and “worry” rhyme,
or, without looking up from his
cards, says, “Has he had em?” “He And now I leave you with the
has” came the reply. “He is,” came
the answer. — — — — Things like
that always confuse me
.

FOR...
wouter the Watches Clocks Jewelry
: oll And Watch Repairing
finally that though pull will get you
pretty far, push will get you farth-

One of our correspondents from | er.
a nearby town writes us that Mon-

MEMBERS OF AMERICA'S DEFENSE TEAM
4. THE PENNSYLVANIA NATIONAL GUARD
There's @ saying in Pennsylvania: “The National Guard is
elways ready and willing to help.” And from early colonial days
down to the present, the Pennsylvania National Guard has lived
true to that tradition. The high regard of
Pennsylvanians for their citizen-soldiers was
expressed by Governor James H. Duff in 1947
when he said: “In addition to its vital role
in the national security program, the Penn-
sylvania National Guard is an instrument of
service to the State, the community and the
individual. Our Guardsmen are on instant
call in times of emergency at home. Those
who have suffered from the ravages of floods
particularly will recall the unstinting efforts
by the Pennsylvania National Guard in rescues
work and in alleviating suffering of the fami-
lies driven irom their homes.”
Like Constitution Hall in Philadelphia and
apt the Liberty Bell, the traditions of the Penn-
GEN. WEBER sylvania Guard are interwoven into the basic
fibres of the Nation. Philadelphia's 111th Infantry Regiment traces
its history back to 1747. when its parent unit composed of citizen-
soldiers like the modern Netional Guard, was organized by Benja-
min Franklin as a defense against both Indians and privateers who
then threatened the young city. Known as “The Associators” the
unit became a permanent organization and formed the nucleus of
Pennsylvania troops that fought with Washington during the Revo-
lutionary War. During the World Wars the 111th Infantry was a
component of Pennsylvania’s famous 28th Infantry Division. In the
Pacific during World War II the unit helped capture Makin, Ewaja-
lein and other islands. Pittsburgh's 107th Field Artillery Battalion
traces its origin to the Civil War and can boast of service in the
Spanish-American War, the Mexican Border, and in both World
Wars, As a part of the 28th Division, the unit took part in the Nor-
mandy breakthrough, blasted its way through France, Belgium, Lux-
embourg and deep into Germany. Savagely attacked in the Arden-
nes the unit held off the enemy until reinforcements arrived. The
28th Infantry “Keystone” Division made history in both world wars,
was hated by the Nazis as the “Bloody Bucket” division which
smashed tha enemy wherever it met him. These are typical ex-
ploits of Pennsylvania Guardsmen. The 110th Infantry Regiment,
the famous “Old 10th” of 1898, gained its first laurels in the Philip-
pine Insurrection.
Today as part of the new National Guard Peunsylvania’s Guards-
men have an even mere important role to play as full-fledged
first-line members of the Nations “Defense Team.” They have
been assigned an “M Day” mission, prepared for immediate action
in case of an attack by an aggressor, Officers and men of the
Pennsylvania Guard train for this mission under the direct super-
vision of Army and Air Force instructors and with the latest equip-
ment. The National Guard prefers to promote its officers from the
ranks and most of its generals today can reminisce of their “dog
face” days. \
With a strength allotment of 41,387 officers and men in 374 Army
and Air units the Pennsylvania Guard is the largest in the nation
with the exception of New York and California. On December 1,
I ore 1.8] soon and men in active trainin: hg includ-
2 0 y recognize my: units; There were
2,371 in the 34 Air units allotted the State.” Majer tactical units
allotted. the State. include the 26th Infaniry Division, the 1llth
Regimental Combat Te one of 20 in the Guard troop basis, an

Aircraft Conirol and Group, two light bomber squadrons
and three fighter
+ Adjutant General of Pennsylvania is Major General Frank A.
Weber. He enlisted as a private in the Pennsylvania National
Guard in 1916.

Warren H. Greenawalt
JEWELER
209 West Main St, MT. JOY

OPEN 1 EVENING
Quality Meats
ALSO
A FULL LINE OF
“wo
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West Main St., Mt. Joy

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MOUNT JOY

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MARCH SPECIAL
2 qt. pkg. 95
Gal,

Each Week Thru March

CLOSED SUNDAYS
Watch
Special
OLYMPIC LADIES 17 Jewel
WATCHES
Reduced $10.00

OLYMPIC MEN'S 7 and 17 Jewel
IWATCHES
Reduced $7.00
Take advantage of these dras-
g
tic deductions now.
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Dial Mt. Joy 3-4015
Chocolate Ave., FLORIN, PA.
Open evenings

Every day farmers are involved in ex-
pensive law suits because of farm
accidents. Special Broadform Farm
Liability Policy provides real protec-
tion against ruinous financial loss
which you might suffer as the result
of your liability for injury to members
of the public and damage to the prop-
erty of others. Don’t risk losing what
you work so hard to gain. Get the facts,
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MANHEIM R. D. 2
Phone Landisville 2201
MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
Operating in lowa as
[lilinois) American Farmers
Mutual Insurance Company

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Machines
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BEFORE

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AFTER

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For Service On All Policies Of
MOUNT JOY MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
CITY MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
Henry G. Carpenter, Inc.
Mount Joy, Penna.
49-3m
MONEY
~ WHEN YOU WANT IT!
FOR ANY GOOD PURPOSE
$100 — $200 — $250
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LOANS MADE ON
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Frozen Haddock 49:
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Spaghetti
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SOOO
Macaroni bf 7
Velveeta Cheese 2 bs { Je
Apples Small Basket 35:
FRESH FRUIT
FROM FLORIDA
By Our Own Truck
Hess’ Food Stores
MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE
PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811
These Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week)
DOC

A AA A A
Announcement
JAMES W. ESHLEMAN
21 WEST DONEGAL ST. MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
is now a licenced member of our Insur-
ance Department and will be our local
agent for the sale of
FIRE
CASUALTY
ACCIDENT AND HEALTH
INSURANCE
Engle & Hambright, Inc
46 E. Orange Street Lancaster, Pa.
PHONE: Mount Joy 3-543 after 6:00 P. M.

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Made from original recipes by
Master Candymakers! 32 pieces in
20 delightful varieties, rich in
pure butter and cream, top-of-the.
crop nuts and other goodies.
1%.
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The REXALL Store
2 LBS. 2.00
only

Phone 3-3001

This
Weekend!
FRIDAY, MARCH 3rd
10 - 1:00
CHARLIE NEIMER
SUNDAY, MARCH 5th
9-12
MONNIE WIKE
MOUNT JOY
AMERICAN LEGION

| GAME NIGHT
i EVERY
| WEDNESDAY

MOUNT JOY LIONS CLUB
THIRD ANNUAL
MINSTREL SHOW

Mi. Joy High School Auditorium

MARCH 9-10-11—38:00P. M.

ADULTS 75¢ Tax Inc. Reserved Seat 10c Additional
STUDENTS 40c \
SEATS RESERVED AT ESHLEMAN BROS. STORE
From 12 to 5 P. M. Wed. to Sat. Inclusive Week of Show
200 GENERAL ADMISSION SEATS FOR EACH SHOW

al JOY
EVENINGS SATURDAYS
SHOWS MATINER
7 AND 9:00 P. M AND
SATURDAYS T R E HOLIDAYS
6.5.10 P.M. 2:00 P. M,
Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 3 - 4
EDMUND GWENN — DONALD CRISP
-in-
‘Challenge To Lassie”

MONDAY — TUESDAY, MARCH 6 - 7
JAMES CAGNEY -- VIRGINIA MAYO
“White Heat”
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WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, MARCH 8 - 9
BUD ABBOTT — LOU COSTELLO -in- ®
“Meet The Killer”
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 10 - 1]
ROBERT TAYLOR — ARLENE DAHL
“Ambush”

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