d=The Bulletin, Mit Joy,
Pa,,
Thursday, January 19, 1950
| MUTT AND JEFF

OWL LAFFS]
BY
A young man near Neftsville has
a terrific decision to make and he
a lot of thought
is giving it quite
His father has offered to give him
$5,000 if he gives up all his bad

habits. While many of his friends
think he should take it he asks
“How am 1 going to spend $5,000
if I have no bad habits?
Our office sage says: “Don’t
let opportunity fool you, it often
comes disguised as work.
A Florin man complained: “I'm
all out of scrts from following my
doctor’s orders. He
way relieve my
said the
to rheumatism is
lo stay away
(“That isn't
“No, but
in a dry
with a feather duster,”
from dampness.”
hard to do, i>
I feel so silly
bathtub brushing
is

Always remember -- the
being a wet place,
when going very fast.
tongue
is apt to slip

A Junior “that the
honor
instructor has the honor
student has the system.”
boy
says
the
and
A Salunga man and woman
have a memory of New York City
that they'll never forget. Over
the New Year week-end they
cationed in the hig city and while
there -one night they hailed
taxi and told the driver where
they wanted to The driver
raced off wildly and went careen-
ing down the street, swaying,
bumping and giving couple
several anxious
ticing their concern,
over his shoulder,
folks; I
hospital. 1
a
g0.
the
moments.
shouted
worry,
he
“Don’t
land
got
ain’t going tc you in
just out of
one.”
“How
wife,
dreadful,” ans
sympathetically.
swered the
operation’
“Naw,” replied

I have just been enlightened that
there is a
wants and a woman's wants. My
daughter man wants
Savs a
while a

can get woman wants ev- | |
erything she can't get.
When a Sporting Hill lady went
to a doctor he examined her vem
thoroughly and told her all she
needs is a good rest. But the
lady persisted: “But I feel I
reed some medicine. Wry don't
you look at my tongue?” “That |
needs rest too,” answered Dce. |
Up at Chet’s last night the bar- |
tender shoved a double shot of |
whiskey across the bar. The |
stranger picked it up with one |
hand, held his nose with the |
other and clcsed his eyes. Then!
he downed it in one gulp. The |
and asked: “It
is it?”
bartender smiled
isn’t that bad
stranger replied: “Oh no,
I see it or smell it my
waters and dilutes the darn stuff”.
but if
mouth
A man went into a bank to
cash a check then frowned as
locked up at the clock.
‘ed down at his wristwatch
back up at the clock and said:
“That clock’s fast isn’t it?”
replied the teller,
would fall down if it weren't.”
then
tainly,” “it

Gwennie Kramer had lot
trogble the other nighi.
o
dreamed that cannibals were cha-
sing her. Now I don’t know was |
it something she et or didn't et,
but why cannibals?

A WISE OWL |
Une
DO CONCRETE WORK {
When there is not danger of]
freezing, concrete work can be
done around the farmstead. Ex
tension agricultural engineers of
the Pa. State College list paving
the feeding lot or barnyard, con-!
crete walks between buildings, and |
a concrete strip flanking each
foundation wall.
ll GA nein
Patronize Bulletin advertisers,
he |
He glan- |
only |
sitting
myself |
he explains. |
system is one in which’ the |
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different between man’s
all he]
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Boy i » eb
oad }y Richard Hill Wilkinson
~ SIDERING the fact that the
C valued at $50,000
1 insured, Mrs. Hol:
| ld have been upset. The
1 that he wasn’t astonished
¢ her husband, for her husband
knew her {
an emotional,
« Minute | excitable per
Fiction | “0;
ic “But, good
lord, Bess! You
ght at least act concerned. 1
paid 50 grand for that rope. Maybe
you think I'm made of money."
said Mrs. Holbrook, ‘is
the point.”
“Point? What point?” Mr. Hol-
brook was becoming irritated.
“1 mean said Bess, ‘that
I'm not the empty-headed, ir-
responsible person you think
me. The diamond necklace
wasn't stolen. I left # back in
New York—in a safety deposit
box.”
“You what?”
“The jewels that were stolen were |
imitations I wouldn't dream of
wearing the
ing them insured.”
| Mr. Holbrook’s mouth fell open.
“So you see,” said Bess. It isn't
1s bad as it seems.”
Rita Fenway,
suddenly said:
| the fact that there's a thief
one of the guests,
aboard.
And that means we're all in danger |
of being robbed. And the cruise
won't be over for another week.”
“Of course,” Mrs. Holbrook said.
“And nothing could be more satis-
factory. My dears, consider that
| we are to be on the high seas for
a week. The criminal, whoever
is, will have to remain with us dur-
ing that length of time. A week,
| my dears,
efficient captain ample opportunity
to apprehend the thief.”
| An hour after Mrs.. Holbrook |
had demonstrated her hidden:|
: [
| genius she excused herself from a |
group in the main lounge and un-
obtrusively descended to her cabin.
After a moment she rang for the
captain.
Talbert, my husband
told you about the
“Captain
has undoubtedly

originals without hav-|
‘But it doesn’t alter |
he |
will, give our clever and |
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ionegal Airport News IE LOW DOWN
The
Flying
monthly
Chiques
Club
meetir
| Norman Sprecher.
pansion in the new year
Members
| Sam Balshach, Fred Sherick,
Hostetter,
Landis, John
Clair Sharpe, Stehman Landis, Har-
old Baer and Norman Sprecher.
cussed.
Horton, Arthur
Risser, John
The Annual
ing
week at the
| port
Farm Show.
all day.
the
Aero
held t
1g at t
Plans for
were dis-
present
Corporation
heir
he home
Willian
regular
of
ex- |
were:
Sim
1
Bender,
Pennsylvania Fly-
Farmers Day was
Harrisburg State Air-
Pa.
crowd at-
in connection with
A large
| tended the meeting
A few new
latest airplanes were
which
held las
the
lastec
models
{
of
on dis-
play and a few prominent aviation
private flying. Loc:
tending the meeting
| Martin, David Hei
| Endslow, Elmer Groff,
John Hawthorne,
al
were:
sey,
John
enthusiasts spoke on the future of
pilots at- |
Jacob
James
Groff,
Phares Landis.
Considerable local flying during
| gemuth,
| McKendricks,
Marlin Young.
David
the week was done by Lester
Nauman,
Harold
Baer
Wol-
Joseph |
and |
Marlin Young visited the Bloom-
Pilots visiting
| ports were
| Kauffman,
mond Garman.
other
Bruce Robinson,
Albert Forry and Ray-
burg Municipal Airport.
nearby air-
Other pilots took short hops on
| Sunday
er.
| Cecil Weaver
seeing ride.
| lots were Walt
| Frank Hassinger,
afternoon:
and Norman Sprecher flew togeth-
Henry Weber
| friends for a ride.
took a
Mr.
Sim Horton
took
and Mus.
short sight-
Late afternoon pi-
Reily,
War
Paul Hess,
ren Greena-
walt and Norman Heisey

theft and instructed you to appre- |
her 1e thief.” | y oy . on
hend the thie | MT. JOY LEGION BASKETBALL
“Yes, ma’m. I have two of the | 1949 - 1950 SCHEDULE
| crew making a search now.” (J :
“Instruct them to desist. It will | Monday 23--New Holla H
we > Go] olla 1d one
gir rg ve. ogi | Thursday 26—Tri-Town Away
ut, Mrs. Holbrook, your hus- | Monday 30—Rothsville Home
band said—' February
: ; | Monday 6—Paradise Away
! i | Thursda ly 9—Marietta Away
meee mer
| LOCALS HAD GAME WON
| UP TO THE LAST MINUTE
i | Mount Joy High led by thres
| points with one minute to go when |
| Manheim tied the count here Tues-
| day evening. After two slow min- |
utes, Manheim Boro romped aw:
| in the final minute of the extra
| period winning 57 to 50.
Manheim G I, MN
| L. Frey F tee BD fd |
| Showers F 1 i 6
| Rhoads Cio 3 7 13
Goss 3 2 8
“Captain Talbert, my hus- {B. Frey G ............. 6 2 UM
band has undoubtedly told you Miler G 1 0 2
about the theft and instructed —————
you to apprehend the thief.” | Totals ............ 19 19 57
“Never mind what my husband | Mount Joy ee © 71
The necklace has been re- i Wilson F 6 2 14
turned.” She nodded toward a box | Segue Fit w=
dressing tabla | Bowman C ...... 0
on nes § iavle, | Koser CG... 3 0 6
“Returned? The imitations, you | Bates G o 9 8
mean?" Boyver:G ........... 0 0 0
“No. The -real ones. Cap- |
tain Talbert, I'm going to take | Total .... 2 6 50
you into my confidence. The Score by periods 2
story I told about the necklace MANHEIM 10 10 22 7 8 4
IMT. JOY ...... 81017 14 1-50
being imitation was false. I've |!
never worn false jewelry and I |
never shall. I merely told that |
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| Mt. Joy J-V 35, Manheim J-V 26
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Ralph
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from
HICKORY GROVE
This is

to 96 senators.
less
a message
a more or

weh of you being
astute kind of hombre
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Harold R. Hr
Bud Fisher

) TN SC
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FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JANUARY 27 - 28

ELIZABETHTOWN
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42-tf MRS. CALVIN KRAMER

19 W. Donegal St, MOUNT JOY
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Miss Margaret Kramer 1 MILTON BERLE — VIRGINIA MAYO -in-

knows that
four or five heads are better than
one. So, in order to give 150 mil-
lion US.A. citizens an honest hreak
gather around your congressmen
from your own home state and
huddle with them. It will help get
or keep your feet on terra firma.
Some one or two in your bunch will
remind the others that there are
still folks back home to look out
after—and which is what Congress

is hired to do.
|
|
| As a huddle sample—take Re- |
clamation—there are two or three |
dozen cther good subjects, but to-
day I will stick to Reclamation. You
and your bunch should try to un-
the Govt.
out 1500 million bucks to prop |

ravel how-come
ing
crop prices on
is shell-
account of a surplus |
1
whilst across the street in another | |
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Building the boys are |
| shelling out about the same amount |
big Bureau
for dams on creeks and streams to
get more water and power to re-
claim more
of acres on which to raise more |
crops. Brother, |}
You can huddle on’ that subject | |
land by the thousands
most honorable senators—but don’t
dally too long
Yours with the low-down.

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» TURKEY PLATTER
story so that the thief would | [FOCAL TEAM WAS DEFEATED
think his loot valueless.” | BY PRETZEL TOWNERS 68-40
APTAIN TALBERT'S face| Lititz, with Stark scoring 27
lighted. “And then you spoke | points, had little difficulty in de-
about apprehending the criminal | feating Mt. Joy Legion by a 68-40
by searching for the imitations so | score:
that the thief would return—-"" Mount Joy G Fl mn
“Exactly. The imitations weren't Weber ¥ .............. 0 0 (0)
worth keeping, and in order to dis- | Breneman F ......... 2 1 5
| pel the possibility of having them |Snavely F ............ S 6 3
found in his possession he decided | W. Longenecker C .... 2 1 5
to return them. In doing so he un- | C. Longenecker C ..... 4 3 1
intentionally returned the originals [Rice G ................ 1 0 2
—and spared me the unpleasant- |Shupp G ........... 2.04. 4
ness of facing my husband—alone.” | Conrad G . «3 1 7
Captain Talbert nodded un- Totals ...... Rl 6 40
derstandingly. He knew what | Lititz G 11 Tl
the word ‘‘alene” meant. Fe | Marks Bo 3 3 9
regarded Mrs. Holbrook with | Bushong Boa 0 0 0
frank admiration, “Mrs. Hol- [Stark F .............. 13 1:21
brook, allow me to congratu- |Reist F' ................ 3 es 8
late you, and please ‘under- [Derr C ................ 4 2 10
stand that you wiil have my [Scott C ............... 1 0 2
fullest co-operation, After a |Ludwig C ............ 0 2 2
reasonable length of time rll |Sonstne G ............ sg 2 6
announce that we have been Rirchner G ........... ! 2
unsuccessful in our search.” Warfel G ............. 0 0
A moment later Captain Talbert | Total 27 14° G8
‘ble spouse’ that her husband under-
went out. Left alone, Mrs. Holbrook
sat: down before her mirror, It had
been a strain. A great. strain, ‘She
sighed wearily. It'was such a relief
to: feel that once more she could
return to the role of the ‘irresponsi-
stood and expected.
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