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BY
A WISE OWL
I sec he New Holland Clar-
icn there mislaid his
pipe. Several jokester found it,
removed the tobacco and filled it
with dried leaves. The owner
ipe, er up and then
ed without even detecting the
difference.
Something similar happened out
@round Donegal Springs about the
time Harry Nissley, Doc Garber,
Frank Watson and I were Loys
But you have my word that none
of them had anything to do
{ais little episode.
Old Dutchman
lived as a hermit in
Henner, a who
Cameron's
woeds, also smoked a pipe. He
half finished,
I plead
tobacco
too, laid it aside about
and some one (right here
the
replaced it with dried mule drop-
guilty) removed and
pings.
Believe you
ner lit that
Old Hen-
immediately
when
he
loaded
me
pipe
knew it wasn't with any
leaves.
And that
Henner, while
also reminds us that
farming tobacco on
tae Cameron farms, wormed his
crop as carefully and consistent as

any grower In these parts When
ever Henner found a big fat worm
it was the easiest thing in the
world to throw it on the ground
with a little force and see the
gooey fly.
———————
But this was co good for some
of those young Donegalers so they
got a number of those Lig green
worms, squeezed the gooey out of
them, then inserted a straw in one
end, blew them up and tied the
pen end vit} thread. Thes
inflated worms were placed n
the stalks and along came Henne:
hunting worms He threw them
on the ground but instead cf them
bursting they simply bounced like
a rubber hail He tried it a sec-
ond time and when they failed
to explode: would put his fcot on
them and what he said in German
was {i iybody ¢ -
led ie
I he HAPPY
i
Sittin back tt
mo i st enlightening Es-
pecially during the second show,
which is when I happened to
verhe the fcllowing conversa-
tion
“Why don't you marry me?” the
young man demanded “There
isn’t anyone else is there?’
“Oh”, she sighed, “there must
be. ---He can’t be that bad!

say The best vy ar’s of a|
wimans life are between twenty -
nine and thirt
Made a social call near the Un-
on
National Bank and
got there the
just as I
man of the house
had finished tanning his son’s hide.
Then he asked: “Know why I had
spanked you?’ His son answered,
“Sure - youre bigger'n I am.”
Can you imagine answering your
pop like that when you were
young?
I just read a lengthy item on
Burma and have definitely decid-
ed that’s one place I'll stay away
from. Why? Cause both men
and women dress alike! Long
colored wrap-around skirts that
are folded in front. Imagine
givin’ the wolf whistle to a skirt
and discover Oh
Brother!
she was a he,

I think I know the troulle with |

child psychology.--Children don’t
understand it.
Walked into our living room
last night and .saw my. daughter
sitting at one end of ‘the room and
her boyfriend at the other. Know-
“What's up?”
explained:
Pa.,

with
And my daughter |
“lI just penalized him |
Thursday, October 20, 19149
LOCAL SOCCER TEAM LOST
FIRST GAME OF SEASON
While Mount Joy's team
defeated New Holland earlier in the
soccer
season, the downcounty lads even-
! the count Tuesday afternoon by
} to 1 count.
The result left both clubs sport-
identical season records of five
ictories and one defeat, Mount Joy
responsible for New Holland's
ne setback
Eich of the two leaders have two
e games remaining on the pro-
ram and indications Tuesday night
that barring upsets, they would
ave to meet in
the title.
1
hund
1 post-season play-
off for
Several red fans, the largest
crowd of the season, was on hand
¢ witness the game played at New
Holland
Mt. Jov Pos New Holland
Brown G Sweigart
Brooks RF Gable
Ford LF Kendig
Cooper RH Gribble
Miller CH Piersol
Divit RH Spotts
Harple IW Yuninger
Wilson RI Schnader
McCue CF Weaver
Koser LI Eitner
Bates LW Shirk
Score by periods:
MOUNT JOY 04 1 0-1
NEW HOLLAND ....0 1 2 0-3
Scoring: Mt. Joy—McCue; New
Holland—Schnader, Weaver, Shirk.
Substitutes: Mt. Joy—Boyd, New
Holland—Ruch, Good, Whtman.
Referee: Remley
el ——
NEWTOWN
Mr. and Mrs

Joseph Wittle of
Cclumbia, Mr. Mrs. Charles
| Wittle and Carol, Mr.
and Mrs. Harold Simmons. and the
family of Marietta; Mr. and Mrs.
Carl Hartzell of Nazareth; My.
Harry Hamilton of E-town, Mrs.
Esther: Hallgren and sons Richard
and Lind of Mt. Joy visited Mr.
and Mrs. Aristice: Wittle Sunday.
Mrs Mary Stark
Mt. Joy
Sunday.
Miss
Martha
Slucak
and
daughter,
and’ sons of
visited Serena Fogie on
Mrs
John
Priscilla Fogie and
Orio, Mr. and Mrs.
and friend Harry of Phila-
delphia, visited Mr. and Mrs.
| George Schoelkophs over the
week-end.
Mrs. Wayne Young of Mt. Joy
visited the Schoelkoph’s on Sunday
Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Witmer and
family visited Mr. and Mrs. John
Kauffman at Ironville Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Bleyer
nd family of Mt. Joy were Sun-
day guests of Mrs. Lillian Wit-
mer. Mr. Howard Witmer of
Harrisburg visited there Wednesday.

Mrs. Howard Witmer and son
cailed on Mrs. Calvin Ness at Col-
ut on Sunday.
Mrs. Kate Moore is spending a
week with her sister, Mrs. Emma
Givens at Middletown.
Mt. Joy, Mr. and Mrs. Christian
Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Godfrey of
Arndt of Lititz were Sunday guests
of Mr. A.C
Geltmacher and son
John cn Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Abram Gamber
entertained on Sunday: Mr. and
M:s. Roy Gamber, Mr. and Mrs.
{ Howard Hammer of Manheim and
| Mr. and Mrs Salem Gamber and
family of Columbia
Mr. and Mrs. Marlin Landis, Mr.
and Mrs Ralph Kieth of Brunner-
ville, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Farlow
of Hopeland visited Mr. and Mrs.
Daniel Geltmacher during the
week-end.
On Tuesday, October 25, at 7:30
Baptist
colored, of Lancaster, will render a
sacred
spirituals
p.m. the Ebenezer choir,
program consisting of negro
ind other musical feat
ures, in the school house New-
Earl Marietta,
will lead the congregational singing.
Josie Rae Kugler,
a brief
Week end guests of Rev. and Mrs.
town Buckwalter of
Milton will bring
message.
R. H. Arndt, of Newtown, were
Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Yoke, Mr.
and Mrs. S. Sharr and daughter,
Phyllis, of Williamsport.
Recent visitors of Rev. and Mrs
R. H. Arndt and Mrs. Annie Ris-
were Mr. and Mrs. Habet Khe-
lghatian and daughter, and
and child, of Chester, Bis-
ser
Jessie
Stimpson
hop Henry Hostetter, Bishop and
Mrs. Christian Hostetter, Rev. and
Mrs. J. Zeigler Hess and daughter
of Quarryville and Mr. and Mrs.
Daniel Ginder, of Mt. Joy.
SHOOTING MATCH
A shooting match for turkeys
and ducks will be held at the
Spruceville Dairy farm, 1-2 mile
north of Lititz on Saturday Oct.
29 hy the Manheim Young Farm-
ers Assoc. oe
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Everybody in this locality reads
| The Bullefin—that’s why its adver-
tisers get such excellent results.

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HICKORY GROVE ian Service met at the home of Mrs.
}J. M. Newcomer last Wednesday
You folks, sittin’ unde
tree once in a full moon and think- |
know
in'—not just sittin'—could pay more
|
than
dividends putting in all the
time reading how we are to be sav-
ed via one more new trick law to
he cooked up by Uncle Harry and
his boys.
And as you sit and ponder you
will maybe become a little dubious
as to whether you have been as
smart as you thought or have been
a sucker all the time, as you look
back on how you been voting. For
my ownself I got mad ‘years ago
when it was the fashion for the guy
making the speech to say, “friends,
I will now tell you all about it in
simple words so everybody will un-
derstand.” That got me—me, need-
ing kindergarten language—insult, I
calls it. And still do.
But to proceed—the guy who is to
be hurt worst via a Big and Fancy
U.S.A. Govt, is the same kind of
guy who was hurt worst via Herr
Hitler, and J. Stalin, and Mr. Atlee
-Mr.
be the goat.
Average -Guy—us—we will
So, the next good day that comes
along, go on out there and sit. And
whilé: pondering, maybe you can al-
so unravel how-come a limber ma-
yor allows a picket to clutter up the
sidewalk and maybe throw rocks—
but you can't do likewise.
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
Donegal Airport News
The Chiques Aero
held their regular monthly meeting
at the local airport Tuesday night.
Robert Shank Jno. Haw-
thorne made a dual cross country
trip to Durham and Raleigh, North

Corporation
and
Carolina.
Frank Hassinger visited the Her-
shey airport on Sunday afternoon.
Charles Crork and Ben
moyer took pictures of local points
of interest on Sunday afternoon
breakfast
The fly-in party and
ronautics Comm. was attended by
several hundred friendly flyers.
The Piper Aircraft Co. served
breakfast to a large number of pi-
Jots. their wives and friends who
flew from all over Penna. direct to
Lock Haven on Sunday morning.
Cub-Haven a bee-
hive of activity as mass flight from
airport was
Johnstown and Scranton arrived.
landed, parked and were picked up
by waiting cars and transported for
breakfast. In attendance from Don-
Airport were: Art Hostetter,
Sam Balsbach, Stehman Landis
Adam Greer, John Hawthorne, Al-
vin Heisey, Elmer Rice, Clarence
Kaylor, Mr. and Mrs. Lleyd Nissley,
Phares Landis and daughter Jane.
Richard Bringman and Robert
Fry attended the races at Williams
Grove on Sunday afternoon.
Clair Sharpe visited the Airport
ai York and Lancaster.
Adam Greer and John Hawthorne
flew to Washington D. C. on Sun-
day afternoon.
egal
George Fisher visited Reigle
Field at Campbellstown.
on Wi
RUMMAGE SALE OCTOBER 21-22
The Women's Societies of Mount
Joy and Salunga Methodist Church-
es announce that Rummage Sales
will be held on Friday, October 21
and Saturday, October 22. Mount
Joy W.S.C.S's Rummage Sale will
be conducted in the local Methodist
Church, beginning Friday, Oct. 21 at
6:00 P. M. Mrs. Joseph Shaeffer is |
the Chairman. Sale will continue |
all-day Saturday, Oct. 22nd.
Salunga W.S.C.S. will conduct a
Rummage Sale on Church Street,
Lancaster, Friday evening, Oct. 21
and Saturday, Oct. 22. Mrs. Mary
Minnich, President.
a Se A
USE DEEP LITTER
Poultrymen find that up
deep litter is a labor saver;in the
laying © house. When : properly
managed, it will provide “a soft,
dry and deep floor all

built
covering

winter, Put a small amount of
ing this was very unusual, I asked: | be I'm old fashioned but I am now! litter- on the floor and when the
| wondering if she can hold her chickens have worked in it and
ground if he tackles.---Tsh! Tsh. (broken it up, add another light
A WISE OWL! layer and repeat as needed.
fifteen feet for holding.” - - May-
evening. Plans for the World's Day
of Prayer to be held November 4 in
the Methodist Church was made.
Those present: Miss Alice Strickler.
Mrs. Amos Newcomer, Mrs. Henry
Rosenfeld, Mrs. M. M. Newcomer,
Mrs. Miller, Mrs
Bryson, Mrs. Harry Blessing, Mrs.
P. B. Stehman, Mrs. Charles Ben-
der, Mrs. James Mort, Mrs. Walter
Peiffer, Mrs. Mary Mimch.
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HOCKEY TEAM LOST
The Girls Hockey team of Mount
Joy High School lost at Elizabeth-
Samuel Oram

town yesterday afternoon 4 to 1
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