d—The Bulletin,
BY
A WISE OWL |
You may not know it but Charl-
ie Roth is cne guy who is alway
leclering war on mice and rats
When he baits a mouse trap he
uses anything from gum drops i
burger.
Recently he lLaited one with
limburger and he declared that
the cheese was so strong that next
morning he caught a mouse that
had actuallly backed into the trap
A man here claims that his
wife actually charged him $5 foi
a kiss. We feel certain he can do
better than that on the open mar-
ket right here at home.
Back at the Fire House the
other evening a guy said t
when a girl is &s pretty as a pic
ture, almcst any man would like
to have her hanging around
I just read in the paper
an authority on flies claims they
taste things with their feet.
Now we've all heard that some
people's feet smell but lor
think anyone wants to know
whether or not, like the flie
they taste.
You've got to hand it to a cer-
tain business man frcm town who
had a date to meet his wife at
3 p. m. Monday, kut for the life
of him, he couldn't remembe
where. So rather than have her
find out he'd forgotten, he ud
t- his secretary:
I've forgotten where I'm sup-
posed to meet my wife at three
o'clock. You call her up and ask
her where you can reach me at
that time.’
An E-town couple re havin
trouble deciding what to do with
their son since he finishe colle:
His fond mother sugg “Nov
that Junior 1} gra te t
rollege, couldn't you ke him into
business with wu?” And his
pop replied “3 tha i
asking a little too Co n't
ycu use him for a hL-idge priz
Pada)
Met a Senior who told me he
suit smoking, but ask
ha 1 ( t i
id ‘I thougl quit smok-
ing cigarette \1 3 1
I'm in the first I quitt
I've qui bt 1g them.” =—===--
Pardon Me!
Here's cne an eighth grader
telling:
A doctor’ n, a lawyer's son
and a preacher's son were bragging
about how much money their fa-
thers made.
Doct:r’s son “Mj lad
talks to a person and charges
fifteen dolllars
Lawyer's on “My dad j
talks a little, writes a Iittie =
charges forty dollars.
Preacher’s son: That's nothing
My dad gets up, talks a few min-
utes, then sends six men
carry back the money
Mrs. G. downtown w telling
me about an experience she had
while shopping in
hardware store at 1
terday. She called to the clerk
“Have you any wallpaper?’
“Yes, said the clerk. “Here's scme
of that new kind with the pas
already on the back.”
“Oh 1 like that. Can I put i
on myself?” she asked.
“I guess you can,” anwered the
clerk. “But I think it would
look better on the wall.”
You can’t beat labor nohow
‘When one of my men came in un-
usually late from lunch, I grabbed
him by the shoulder and bellowed
, “Youhare seventeen: minutes
“Where have you been?’ “I've
been getting” my hair cut>down at
Gecrgie’'s” he replied. “5"You
mean you got your hair cut onthe
office time?” 1 exclaimed. “Well,
it GREW on office time,” he said
“Aha!” ‘1 answered, “But it ALL
didn’t grow on office time.” But)
Joy, Pa.,
and New Jersey. Among the cit-
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Thursday, October 6, 1049 ; MUTT AND JEFF
OWL LAFFS: ‘Donegal Aiport News
Adam Greer and ad John Hawth-
ne took advantage of Sundays
in flying weathe
and visited
umber of cities in Pennsylvania
\ pol it Mount
i p
oS l cal lot flew to
Williar Grove to the race A
ne ndir trip has been opened He 1 he
r the track Those flying Pennell
: Vi ‘
were: Alvin Heisey, John Groff, Bord
- arnhart
El Rice, Clarence Kaylor and
Geon Fisher Visitors flying to Total
! itted f an Kinsey's
dded feature Kinsey
Clair Sharpe made 1% first solo Ruhl]
flight duri the week Walts
Doe
W n Greenaw d Phares po.
Funk
Land [ » Wilkes-Barre Mateer
tl Veterans Administration office
George Minick and John Haw-, Total
thorne visited the Lancaster Mun-
1Icipal Airport, Frey's
" Hendrix
M nd Mrs. Howard ( of a)
reltmachel
) 1 Inc pped off it Way
Dor el 1 e from a - E. Brown
cation at A ¢ City. Their all Frey
tal Lusc ( es the fl
( i mp
X I'otal
[he left the
. Schneider's
€ ) expected to stop «4
Schneider
k inc Youn wn, Ohi Reinhold
A certain Harrisburg physican Eshleman
nko
of eT He ravels Packer
oir 1S irday attended Total
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f his patien living tempor-
( D Airport MOUNT .
ir, O it from Spring
eld M H : vid. Fitzkee's
topped i cup toffee: and R. Hurst
ihe Fitzkee
Rahn
V.OUNT JOY IS LEADING Good
COUNTY SOCCER LEAGUE 7
nN Jov moved uv to the tal
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School
. i : . Peifer
League Monday afternoon, blanking
New Holland, 1-0, in a close battle Nauman
«t Mount Joy. Jj. Barnhart
A goal by Bill Bates, captain and ™oser
ft wing, midway in the opening Total
: i otal
period was the only score of the
me Balmer's
T'his wa makeup game and G. Balmer
1 I ol
gave nne st years champs, Rinehart
Nadeau
a record of two wins against no de- lei
rielsey
1 it.
New Holland Pos. Mt. Joy
Sweig rt G Brown Total
Weaver RF Ford
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NEW HOLLAND 000 0-0 Weddings
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OUR SOCCER CHAMPIONS
VIADE IT THRYE IN A ROW pas
Mr. and
will
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Semuel
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). m. Sunday
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a pyterian
fot Joy Pos W Lampeter :
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LF ficiate at
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MOUNT JOY 1 2 1 2—g!Ployed by
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WILL REPRESENT PA. AT 15 |
POULTRY DEMONSTRATION or unger.
Jean Singer, Menheim R2 ind If you were
Alice Christiana R1 will PTs the race
represent the state of Pa. in the S€t it In she
1-H poultry demonstration con- 1 last
to be held in connection with
Northeastern Poultry Produ-
cers Council annual poultry indus-
try exposition at Harrisburg
October 4-6
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SHOOTING MATCH
solation
setting $2.00.
A shooting match fer turkeys
and ducks will be held at the
. . y Ladies
Spruceville Dairy farm 2 mil C 3
ren Churc
orth of Li 1 1) Oct rch,
9 hy lanheim Young Farm-
a Marke
ers Asso
oat
he had an ind 15.
But I didn’t get it ALL cut off. There
Now I ask you. How can you various
win? pillow slips,
A WISE OWL crochet
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JEFF WE'VE MADE GéoD! \,
THE MEXICAN LEAGUE Boss ™
HAS CANNED A LOT oF ROOKIES
BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! ~-
DO YoU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS?
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MOUNT JOY TOWN “A” LEAGUE Sch
2) Silver Springs
Shires
Dyer ......
Janet McKain
Samuel S. Ney
By Bud Fisher
“IT MEANS LWING AT THC BasT HOTELS.) [\
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GENERAL REPAIRING
GUNS
Locks, Machinery & Electrical De-
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| Manhet im St. Vi wnt Joy, Pi
| Phone 35-4461
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SHOOTING
MA TCH
At 2:00 P. MW.
HAMS, DUCKS, TURKEYS
AND CHICKEN
At
PLATTS
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Cafe oa
On The Marietta Pike
12, 16 or 20 gawge guns
Shells Furnished
Spansored by Columbia Rogue
Club
Sat., Oct. 8th
DRIRYH Vi E 5 d
STOP LIFTIN
HEAVY MILK CANS
Let the i) =,
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Cool Your J
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PAUL E. WEBBE
G. E. Appliance & Wiring
MASTERSONVILLE
211-FJ Manheini 123,
Miss McKain is a g
Ney, graduate
BOY'S AND GIRL'S DON'T
- MISS SOAP BOX DERBY
It's not
You can spend up
building it
Joe Shaeffer,
Prizes ar
} om
37.00 and
OR cont ens
SALE AT MARKET
will have :
potted plants, all kinds of
H, S. Newcome r & Son
Gpiome ist
MANNHEIM
5. Charlotte 8%
Telephone 137-R
Mon. & V/ednes. 8.
Tues. Fri, Sat. 7-8 P. M
$:30-1:00.2
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’ 16 E. High St.
Telephoi
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and Gas
Also Specialize On
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END EQUIPMENT
| Automobile and Truck Welding
LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
: Cover's Welding Shop
Delta and Marieita Streets
MT. JOY, PA. Phone
ROLLING (
ALE & PORTER
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Distributor
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HOSPITALITY —- GOOD FOOD
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