The Bulletin, Mt. Jov, Thurs Sent or 9 704¢ . . : 2 Tt I rat hh tie en iv y " he Bu n Jov, Pa, Thursday, S plember 29. 1946, MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher [ | . ee ree re | GAME NIGHT mw © CE REE FF DID YA SEE "HIS HES OFFERING A PRIZE ) 7 > . | MOUNT JOY SOCCERITES WON nr PIN Tl OF BOWLAMIA )| OF $10,000 FOR TH a) [ A Sav HES JL YES 1 DONT LIKE TO DO THIS ) PERFECT! Now | =~" & N OWL LAFFS | OPENER FROM E. HEMPFIELD 1S ARRIVANG HERE! BEST STATUE OF be 72] “°F (BT oF srs Is A TRACTICE er 22 BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER Mount Joy High School's soccer 7 pn tm AR IVE 507. 3 Ly > SREAT IDEA WwW N Qefening Shatplons in the ( IMG oe io ort Every ednesday ight | ounty igh School League, show- \ KING | ed early ason strength Thursday 7A | —~AT-- they pried the lid off the 1949 & 1 Lo os Sey Pid the Toft the TO) (Sor | ERIC LEGION M Joy cored once in bs \ \ AM ® Al 1 ag: n the CO quar- \ \ rs and. again in. the second qua 3 | POST NO. 185 ce a at half time, pea Lo 3 | it eit nn n was chopped Bi fs | Ti | MOUNT JOY, PA. the third quarter when Cloy Ri Bn ) i | es = booted or through the goals for al at East Hempfield. It was E ist Hempe i wmv - 2 bn : z ad x field’s only goal of the d hov Mhe locals tallied three runs in RUMMAGE SALE WHITE FLYER SHOOT MOUNT JOY final period to take the verdict: 5 ~ : : rit | EE Rotarians Heard THE LOW oo fromm | ean Leg Brown G Stehman (From Page 1) from Lutheran Church will hold a rum-| will hold a white Flyer shoot on American egion Bowman RF Myers I Ford LF ‘Beacr houncements, one relative to Far- I mage sale at the Parish house on| Sunday, October 2nd at one o'clock § Brook RH Krady mers’ Day which will be held in HICKORY GROV West Main St., Friday and Satur-| at the Trap Field in Florin. \ =BY- Miller CH Fuhrman two Wesky and then introduced \ ; ] Septe sr 30 and October 1. | | Divet LH Adams | firabers. Resnct Whol Today I come out with my own day, September A \W/ IS E OW Li: Harp! le RW Zerphy wo members, George Keener who i Bold New Program. It Uncle Har- The doors will open Friday at IR Habecker| came back into the club and J C-! ry can have a bold program for sav-| 1:00 p. m. and Saturday at 10;00 a. | FRIDA ¥ SUNDAY Saturday night two fellows were ue CF Risser Bennett Jr. who is a new member. | ve. the world I recon I van Ravel rm 9-15-3t 8:00 TO 12:00 ! down’ Miin St. They had | Bovd IL Shertzer President Walt stated that there | © Fi a i 4 "a 2 ye 9:00 TO 1:00 $ 2: . oo ) on v ; one If It 1s jus or salvaging pr stopped in front of the office and I Bates LW Eshleman would be a fireside chat on Rotary | wa U.S.A id lot the vest. of . JOE KISTLER’'S OLWEILER S COC 18) perioas . ; . Vis ro 1 « an i ne St heard the one 1y Do yo VIOUNT JOY 1 0.3.57 his home Wedne sday evening tine world ran oe own. is Quality Me ats ORCHESTRA ORCHESTRA | drink and the answer was, No EAST HEMPFIELD . 0 0 1 0—1 from 8 to 9 p. m, for the purpose it sees fit 22 Then the fellow said Hold this Goa Mt. Joy—Wilson 2, Bates, of discussing the principals of Ro-| oe ain : ALSO | MEMBERS and GUESTS [ fifth. til I tie my shoe Boyd, McCu E Hempfield Risser. tary to prospective members, I'he army and the navy and the A FULL LINE OF = : Referee —Hu st : ats | courts are plenty for Uncle Samuel. ete - 3 The meeting was then turned | | Get him out of everything else, 1s A waiter wa wii rink to Program Chairman Herm | : 4 £ < y as Serving « . : wiv ol Zod n r da { re 3 ve ~ f. in ice : ho : Donegal Airport News Boyes who introduced Rev. Rod- | MY bold progran loday there 1 f Li & Site room ata how ii ti { no stateme ) avy thinker who . id we rekus, a Puerto Rician minister, | NO statement or heavy F & V bl . when he said to a lady: : who is in Lancaster County work- | can make many—if any—circles a- ruits egeta €s Top off your shave with Seaforth { me, but your husband just slid - : . : | yound Mr. Edison. Mr. Edison. 25 Lotion and enjoy the bracing air of A Premium I under the table. An air show was held at in the interest of his people, | > ny Govt. should the ScotchHighlands—thecoolcrisp- | VE She replied: ‘That ‘wasn't my | Reading Municipal Airport with o/h ate working on the farms jn | VOUS age, Suid that Govt, should KRALL'S Meat Market RE 3} hogs on iat Quality Anthracite gk huskand. My hubbie just came | number of local pilots attending @nd near town, taking care of their | devote itself to governing. But the Seaforth Lotion soothes and cools — : .I religious : SOC sods Govt is, tinkering today with 100 . ty the front door. tia. event Among them were: religious and social needs. rs time West Main St, Mt. Joy ...smells fresh, not fragrant. Start James Endslow George Endslow.,, Rev. Rodrekus stated that the | more things s than in Edison's time. your days—and dates—with That : lid Martin Moore Gilbert Lehman, island of Puerto Rico is about 30| I would sell TVA and 50 other, Wendsriul Searort, Fesivig! | ¥ A U IL E H BE & y re ai ic VI: Moore, rlibel 4 an, ii : + on Weuld you care if I just didn't miles wide and 100 miles lang and | but similar, dams and experiments / | pe ven awe #1 tun [Meni soo, ion ioe 0 8 lug and but shi, duns and eevee] py RY RONEN 1k uldn’t I'll just George Minick flew to the Con- in this 3,000 square miles dwell] in socialism to the high idder. | vou wouldn't, so I'l 1S 's : 2 9 : x shits 37 7 : o> ; gressional Airport at Washington, 2,300,000 people. He went on to! l would return the U. S. A. to the STOP LIFTING | ! Sw WALES en Phone Mount Joy FLORIN, PA. 3-4885 walk out in the nice cool after- ‘ say that 1898, when America | citizens thereof—I would sel] 600- ’ y D, « 1y é ) just changed my : . ‘a \ : . 1: AY M AN #0 iy a io d Sam Balsbach and John Bender{took the island away from Spain, | ,000 Govt. swivel chairs, including | HE Y ILK C 5 fi mind--or rather my boss changed was ¢ ould Tot 1 ot { ; sath ad iy | : 4 4b (et : illiteracy was about 60 percent and | the cushions. T would let the weath- || ¥ E S S Oo H E A He avs WRITE! So-0-0-0 | Visited the airports at Carlisle and! y & | ; I He ays WRITE I Annville in 1948 it was seven percent. The | er man serve up 50 per cent less ‘SHAVING LOTION ay | FUEL Oil Gerald Hossler flew to Belle-|Schools are fashicned after our | weather—with 50 percent less help. | Saturday night when the siren schools and attendance compulsory. | Beds and how to ake ‘em—a Rev. Rodrekus stated that in or- | hooklet bv our Agriculture Dept., 1 fonte and Pine Glen on Sunday. Llew, a little fellow asked: Adam Greer received his private *Daddy, why don ¥ We fe gron pilots cectificate during the week: der to develop. industry new ones | would stop printing same, and save. =~ — blow: for a fire? Filmer Rice and Richard 'Daveler|3t® permitted to come into that And hither and you, hope would | { - — | I His daddy answered: “It does flew to Bloomsburg 'on -'business/country tax free for ten years.| return—the sun would break thru | not blow for a fire, it blows for t Wednesday This he stated has done much to | and shine again on Main Street. ! CC J O Y water; they’ have ‘already got the Earl Heisey "visited friends at/improve industrial life cf Puerto Definitely—using his biggest word— EVENINGS SATURDAYS \ fire.” ==== ON} Lititz on Sunday afternoon. Rico. says Henry. oe BOWS WaTinge \ rr 1 Clair Sharpe, Sam Schroeder, This work that he is gi is! Yours with the low down, L / T 33 a T H EAT R E HOLIDAYS 3 A freshman is a person who David Nauman and John Hawth-[Supported by the churches of Lar n- | JIMMY Let / 44 - SATLRDAYS OPN Ade sat 0 Schot is un for : Altus 14 ee Ra = : "We and Lancaster. 2 Wie moeung lor AVOID POISONING rman A business and plessure Hight] tar sar. iin WRITE - WIRE - PHONE FOR | FRIDAY — SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 - OCTOBER 1 The boy kissed his date good- were combined on Sunday after- ee silo. Checking for the presence | FREE LITERATURE oS night and she "began to : Salyer oon by Ben Zettlemoyer and i by lowering a lishted lan- PAUL E. WEBBER NY Ph y | RAY MILLAND — JEAN PETFRS -in- violently She was wearing a : 3 a 4 ve when thet flow to From The Dailies 525 OY ja She 1- | 0d n S arm a0 | For a tie to look i Both bright and neat, FRIDAY — SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7 - 8 what wi troubling him Stiff planes Monday going up 26,400 feet » 1 “What did | sends us an interesting bit of news. es y joints, he replied wha dia ial t i a distance of over five miles : 1 omer is a flight attendant with 1 i 1? [ 1ed He Hon 3 Lh A roy, N.Y 3 id -~ 4 ey Fry 2. | Charles Crork w } tern into the silo If the light | G. E. Appliance & Wiring | H : % 3 9 lowbached § rons Sud ned [Cutie rors Poze 1H goes out, blow the dangerous gas | MASTERSONVILLE. PA. The REXALL Store RE appens Every pring he was still helding an ice cream Seis ie sii 3 rom Page 1) g , ow ng s gas A 2 ) ! cone fa Ine — $ thay Oe the Lancaster Automobile Club, | of the silo with a silage blow- | 211-J Manheim R3. Phone 3-3001 MOUNT JOY, PA. Ne od igh oo an a celebrated his 79th birthday Tues- |" °F yal uum cleaner before en- | — a MONDAY — TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3 - 4 ington anda New astle, el; ¢ tering the silo It pays to be is ‘ coe “Gosh my parents are lucky----{ o . __ | day. > . $y == % A Cul OY hod | Teterboro, N. Jy Prederichsburg Ephrata’s ex-police chief Redcay | You may save your life 0 DAVID NIVEN — EVELYN KEYFS -in- a ney have me for a son, I IKE 4 alas ex-pol Chile weacay I .ancaster, Morgantown and Har- ——— sini Tommy at soccer practice 1 he i ; ne was badly injured when struck by . ey \ ODE TO A NECKTIE eof h t 99 . a risburg t Car while directing (ratfic at. i Stimulate your business by adver= | {{( Ine an ment Cmte. g traffic a a Het i fo Bull { 1 ’ Lo sing in the Bulletin. ) From what youve read, dont FORMER NATIVE WINS football game. gm o> ale he i When from soup to nuts fl 7 you think it would have been bet- : Work cn a new 1,000 car drive] |! * AIR LINES TRIP TO NEW YORK | i | ter if my boss would have Stil ot | f The Bul In theatre on the Lincoln High- {ff You are complete | WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5-6 1 in 4 id reaact > - me go walking’ i “a : Eo | We ay fou: miles east of Lancaster I i ROBERT YOUNG — © "MEY TH Sp . - oti of il Colwill begin shortly. 0 We all know better than | {CBERT YOU! SHIRLEY TEMPLE -in- 2 1 travel, which Keeps ir away on Ar { end co 1g out of the A 27-year-old Re: og housewife {( . o 3 Met a foi 5 a g : He the hometown for long periods, > 7 yea a Bi any | 2s wif i To cry or weep: “Adventure in Baltimore” Hoctors office and 1. aske Homer Garlin, of Hialeah, Florida ne mm groan l | | ( { | === rr rar I 4 Post Office was announced i" . If vou ever want to take a sur- | them with shares of stock propor- by the Director, Third U. S. Civil | Dr.H.C.Killheffer vey of the number of people who | tionately to their winning rank Service Region. fave coughs or colds, don’t go to! Having just completed the Boston Applicants for emplcyment at the he Newark post Office, Florin, must report for to coincide with his Spanish'examination at the Mt. Joy Post | | | | | the doc sugges quel A { he and Bi I'roy, 1 family of 18 deci | | “He told me that ftastern AIr Ane and 1€ Ali( 1S o take ol. fis racatio iy ry | N . MARK STEVI NS COI FEN RJ : SXD gen BS es wl kool wife recently returned to fo tlie their first vacation ey { We give you to the man ) GRAY -in drinking lots of water will keep bert id twenty years so they bought a | Mi ! “8 9” $ )Y 1 three day, all expenses paid, : { E [I - iM me from getting stiff in the joints. | "om 3 Loree CAV: AL RPE LS bus and started for Calif wee] | it In the Little Green Jeep i and The only trouble is, the jcints I] Wp 10 New Xork Lily HD 1a i) i : | W rarland’s rand prize if ; . \ wl Int go to dont serve water poe { So rend on fa 2 The eniire ceiling of the 75 by GOOD WAGES |i i t ng Salesman contest In which 4 A > 3 m Hl -— i ; Bagi ret Nang The foo 107 i Giant Food Fair at York S TEADY WORK ff ® i One of the Is wh rans : Si © fell down Friday injuring fi ind | {0 0 The 504 light attend- : | H if in town last week end Sta] of re J Dy L Bg od ; many cthers escaped. tore | ® fo IC er ys i a farm wi Th rst 30:0 ‘2 quarter 01 a MIO 41" was only built ten months ago. | ~ 1 Ki iW dav Thor Led: “Is the | lars worrth of new business during ie tli A lesen H. S. Newcomer & Son | i 76-78 East Main Street Mount Jo i l » | he contest - ~. - water here furry healthy or our. Wark thbe _ POSTOFFICE AT FLORIN SEEKS | nc Ki ¢ Y Fire Company “Yes jeed,” answered the far- Vhile in New York the were a4 QURBS E or ae oy ttl totott ut 5 dace ot the Puck Sher SUBSTITUTE CLERK MOUNT JOY | i YOU PHONE 3-4071 WE CALL ners wile. Wea use only wel: | feted a a am BEA DAS An examination for Substitute | 29-tf | {U if water.’ aton Hotel on Sept. 19th. at which Clerk for duty at the Florin, I 1 I C E. V. Rickenbacher presented | | EES | SATURDAY NITE, OCT. 1 Shorty Long and Dolly Dimples Optometrist MANHEIM 163 S. Charlotte 8¢, Telephone 137-R the doctors offices--just go to the) run, Garlin is now on movies. run chedule of a 262-hour course Office Applications fcr this es: 1 X= | Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30 “I don’t like the lcoks of that] through the Miami School of Lang- amination must be on file with th Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P, M. : | rel,” ¢ ng > c l / 10 a | uages rec Thir 2 oP Yavin) 8! gry mackerel,” complained a lady to uage Sim : : Director, Third U. S. Civil Service | Tuss Fri. Sat, | WITH fish peddler. Knowing her to be In spite of all the new places and Region, 103-A Customhouse of $:30.1:00.2.5 P.M. the kind it's imposible to please, | new fac “Homey” still insists Philadelphia 6, Pennsylvania not | THTOWN | THE SANTE FE RANGERS : I I'l \ | ; | 16 E. High St. { he suggested: “Lady, if it's the| “I'll take the old hometown any-'lateyr than the cl se of Behioss on g : ion’ i Telephone 24.R looks ycu want, why don’t you buy | time”, 4! October 6, 1949 | FE’ A A 4 Ay tif : i 1 gold fish?” A ak . Interested persons may obtain } mar reer v= 4 NICK 5 C V LC DE oe There is no better way to boost further information and the nece | Electric e In My wife has the darndest sense | your business than by local news. sary application form from the | and Gas g od Ro | of TOMORROWS STARS of humor. Tonight she was read- | paper advertising. Postmaster, Mr. Eshbach, 1 cated | | ing the paper and all of a sudden | eee eee at. Florin, Pa. | Also Specialize On | Featuring 1949 Junior Miss Pennsylvania started to laugh like mad, Then | the passenge ked. Wie FARM MACHINE WELDING iF : {| she said: “Isn't this cute? A “Dont have to have, I just heard ENTER SOAP BOX DERBY AND EQUIPMENT Look over our several plans for en J woman in Dubuque cut her hus-| the government buys all surplus| It is soon Farm Show Time ar | Automobile and Truck Welding | I GINIA LEE tand’s hair with an egg beater crops,’ the fellow replied that means Soap Box Derby, open o 2 Now what's cute about that I ask eee to all boys and girls twelve ye ws] LAWN MOWER SHARPENING abling you to have what you want when Sensational Danci an fe : 2 . ~ ~ yy 3 i nsational Dancing Star from The Latin Quarter of New York Cifv you. An E'town woman flew into the or under The rules are the ve y . | f Lity house from church and cried: “Oh, same as last year with the o n= Cover S Weldin Sho ” : . i 08 SHUTS Same a5 Yast year wih the exes | you want it through regular savings. | : Hen remarked that his wife can | John, the woman next door has a tion that you spend up to $10 5 talk for hours on any subject. hat exactly like my new one.” on your car. Po Delta and Marietta Streets a ‘ oF ae “ 4 a | Mr a > . | And Joe bested him by saying: Her hubby exclaimed: And The prizes are $10.00, $7.00 and | MT. Joy, PA. Phone 3-5931 You'll like them ! [ A Riot of Fun Fr ‘My wife doesn’t need a subject.” | I suppose you want to buy an- $3.00 with a consolation race for | Tl ol un From Boston ' other?” a prize of $2.00 and a consolation ! IC I 3 8 | T EX Tt Pa —— : 2 | . | “What did you ever ds to de- His wife replied: ‘Well, it prize of $1.00 for each entry not Beer * a -41 9 ENNER and BET ; serve a wife like me?” a Donegal | would be cheaper than moving.”-- winning a prize. { For Home Delivery | St. spouse asked her hubby. | Now I've heard everything The race will be. held on the WACKER {§| The Cowboy and His Gal. A great Novelty Act, f 2 5 Market: Si il . | : fy : ct, from the Village, Barn “Oh, it's what [ get for being a impetus 5 Market St. on Saturday after- VAL New York mean little kid? he answered.---- Jim was ‘trying to 'get:out of | a noon Oct. 15-at 12:45. ! In case of | PIEL’S GE : : a ‘noisy... golfe red: ri will be hel : ie | You can guess what happened. trap when a noisy golfer hellered: rain it will be held the followin g ROLLING Roo “I say, tae traps on, this | course|Saturday. For further informa- | ALE & PORTER — i 4 “p i to be rich--I'm’ now | are very annoying aren't . they?” tion contact Joe Shaeffer, The . m, going A er te od She Le tl Victor J. Schmoll — MT. JOY, PA. printing fifty million 1948 calen- And trying to putt, agreed, phone is 3-4604. . ROY REBER'S ORCHESTRA dars,” announced a fellow to a’ bus saying: “Yes; would you mind ; ip fit a | ora Sib bY | 3 2000 4 FD.I.C. E EATS -— GAMES ~~ AMUSEMENT acquaintance. A | closing yours? Stimulate your business by adver- | Drive In For Curb Service | ADMISSION 50¢ “Have you a market for them?” A WISE OWL/tising in the Bulletin. ‘|! FREE PARKING CHILDREN UNDER TWELVE FREE - ——