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BY
ry
A WISE OWL
Ow ighbor pulled a fast one on
our reporters the other day. She
ked if the family was on a
ition and she said they were
wav for a change and rest. Then
dded that the waiters got the
» and the hotel got the rest.
That's real wit if you're asking
Have you fully recovered fro:
holiday week-end? I ure
glad it's over! Saturday I had
to help the ole gal peel peaches,
nday it was tomatoes and Mon-
day it was chow-chow. Now I'm
cskin’ you, who wants holidays?
ing to send in a
P. O. dej
mail’ trucks at
Ed Keene is ¢
to the
the
equipped with four
A fully
frcm him the
equisition yart-
ment to have
post office
the
wheel Leakes. loaded one
got away other ev-
and
plus truck went off the side
office.
ening a full load of mail bag
of the
rear platform at the post
Tommy says he's got ‘a nine by
{welve girl -- you feed her at
nine and by twelve she is hungry
again.
tested
ce them in th
school
asked
key do you sing in?” “The
ton key.” “What do you mean, a
skeleton key?” “It fits anything.”
Students were being for
in order to pl
for
teacher
voice
singing
“Wh
SKele-
correct group
when the
Reality is when ycu leave dirty
dishes in the sink and they arg
there when you come hone
An uptown gal said: “Don’t you
ilize that a woman is behind
every man? She's his inspiration
It 1s the woman who makes a man
what he i
Her boy friend answered “Well
you should be ashamed of yourseit
for doi 1 op} )
.
I'wo ( imbia Ave ! tool
Labcr Pay trip nd arri 1
hotel nd hown \ Y ey
Igy roo
“What id d t
y cost?
I nptly the propriet i
I me pig, two do for t
pl three totla
I married man has thre
- the cne he thinks
the one she thinks he has and
lly has
feard at the diner Sunday-"Tell
me whet you eat and Ill tell you
what you are,” said a lunch coun-
ter philosopher. Whereupon a
ittle man sitting a few stcols away
called the waitress and aid
“Cancel my order for shrimp salad
was the absent mind
Id maid who put” the cat to
ed and threw herself out.
Sadie Alexander asked weather
prognosticator, Sam Miller, what he
meant by a slow fire in the days
He
a slow
predictions. obligingly ex-
plained that fire means it
will not burn rapidly Where-
upon Sadie, who was on duty at
Kulps said: “Speaking of fire, I
mel] smoke.” Thinking 1t was
her imiginaticn, no one paid ny
attention until she exclaimed ip |
do smell smoke!” and looking ar-
ound she seid: “I knew it, the
waste basket is on fire.’ So she
picked it up, took it to the foun-
tain and poured water on it. Then
S. H. remarked: “See, that's what
1 meant by a slow fire’
had married
He had not
for six months and
He and she
six months. worked
so she com-
plained: “Honey, you know, I'm
ashamed of the way we live. Ma-
na pays our rent. 'Auntiei buys |
: i
our clothes. « My ssister; sends = us
mecney for’ food. I'm’ sorry. we
can't do better than that.”
He answered: “You should
You got. two uncle that. don't’ send
us a nickel.”
MRA cts AO mp Pn Re i 4
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Thur sday, Se ple smber 8,
Ben Brown Wins
1st Legion Junior
Tennis Tournm't.
final of the Mount
Junior Tenn ton
the
J
| last weekend Benjan
ome ed victoriou over Robe
Kramer by the scores of 6-4, 1-6,
6-1
Brown, afte losin
of the match came “i K
ngl to win the opening s
6-4. Th econd el SAW Kramer
hitting h tride as his brilliant net
iy started to click and he won the
et at 6-1 thus e
vening the matcet
In the final set, however, Kramei
lier d i Brown's arive
had him constantly on the defensive
Br eemed to grow stronger as
the match progressed and he won
yin away at 6-1 te become the
t Mt. Joy Legion Junior Tenni
Champion. The result
Fi irst Round
Charles Grofit defeated Thoma
Kear 6-4, 6-4
George McCue lefeated Asher
Neiss 6-0, 6-0
Wm. Garber defeated John Hen-
drix 6-1, 6-0
Robert Kramer defeated Jack
Beaston, 6-0, 6-1
Gler lgemuth defeated Corin-
6-0, 8-6

Weber, 6-3, 6
Wm. B n defeated Frank
merman 6-0, 6-0
Ben Brown, bye
Second Round
0
Zim-
Brown defeated Kear 6-¢, 6-2.
Garber defeated McCue 7-5, 6-4
Kramer defeated Wol gemuth 6-0
6-0
Wm. Beaston defeated J. Kramel
6-9, 6-0
Third Round
defeated Garber
defeated Wm.
6-4
Beaston,
Erown
Kramer
6-0.
6-4
6-2,
Finals
Ben Brown defea
r 6-4, 1-6, 6-4
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1 Robert Ki:
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LANCASTER COUNTY OLD
FIDDLERS TO HOLD
The Second Annual Old Fi nS
I be held this Sunday,
1th at Springs
Rocky

Park starting at 1:30 P. M
The Old Fiddlers Jamboree is
held to do honor to men that used
their talent to provide enjoyment
and entertainment many rural
to so

people of America. The Fiddler was
i part of the American way of liv-
ing that ill never be forgotten.
The County Square Dance and
Barn Dance has hecome more pop-
ular ¢ year, not only in the
( ty but al in big citie
[ 1 . C int V¢€
1 hat anding
I n nat
comin inda
Px ram wil
ted to the n ( (
1 1
1 Steve Riley, wh
is past week V
\
me « ! dealt
Fiddlers and musical groups from
Chester, Berks, York, Dauphin, Al-
leghany, Montgomery,
Schuykill Counties have signitied
heir in‘entions to attend this
ce
4 rene
Donegal Airport News
The Donegal Dud Flying Club

held their regularemonthly meeting
last Thursday nigh was decided
to purchase jacket wir he club
insignia t I of ti
cou 1p Li esquet na
New Jerse
Vi O'( ol Pha Lan-
flew to Blooms
Airport
Municipal
“isher, Fred T John
George obias
Kunkle and David Nauman visited
the Lancaster Airport
Donald Ho sler flew to Milroy and
Pine Glen Airports
Mr. and Mrs. Walte Reilly, Mi
ind Mi Bruce Halk, Stehman
[.andis, Barry Landis, Elmer Groff,
john G ind John Hawthorne
flew to Lock Haven on Sunday
noerning tor breakfast and a tour of
the Piper Aircraft factory
Herbert Shelly, Charles Bailey
Norman Heisey Jr, and John Lan-
dis flew to Atlantic City over the
Labor Day weekend.
Rev. Dallas Zeigler, his son, Ken
neth and daughter, Rebecca accom-

yanied Norman S
short

I precher on a
flighf to the Manheim Pike Airport
at Lancaster and return
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| LEGION PICNIC, SEPTEMBER 18
The annual Legion Stag Picnic
has been postponed to Sunday, Sep-
tember 18th, at the American Le-
gion Home.
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MUTT AND JEFI

By Bud Fisher

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SA Youth Caught News From Florin
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» found to have a loc ind family at Quar-
bank envelope m1 perso bu sunday.
the youth denied being involved i Vix Mrs. Roy Bixler spent
tv burglary. [ several days in Atlantic City.
Later, police found a cigar box Mr. an Irs. Joseph Bixler wit-
ontaining the $121 concealed in the ed ball game at Philadel-
radio and Varady, after being que on Monday
ticned further at State Police ba Mr. and M I rr Ginder enter-
racks, finally confessed to robbing a ined a number of friends to a
gasoline station at Florin, police | coy a n Saturday evening
said t Mr. and N Clayton Breneman
Returning to the .scene, Varady! ;ttended the Penna. Dutch meeting
pointed out to police the service | held at Lititz on Labor Day.
tation operated by Lester W. Long Mr. Nathan Shelley, of Manheim
and James Barrick as the place Mr. and Mrs. Orville Miller and
obbed and showed police how he family of Falmouth called on Mr.
had forced entrance. Police said tel Shelley on Sunday.
Varady had walked | short Mr
only a \ Christ Zeiters spent several
distance west of the gas station be ys in Perry County, helping his
fore he was taken into custody. brother cut corn.
Charged with burglary by State Mrs. Arndt, of Ickesburg, Perry
Policeman Devlin, Varady was Co, Mi Mary Keck and Eliza- |
to the county prison to beth Brubaker of Mount Joy, called
walt a hearing before Alderman on Mr. and Mrs. George Mumper on |
Wetzel Sunda
a M Adah Eichler and daughter |
KENTUCKY DISTILLERIES Margaret entertained Mr. Harry!
Soventy distilleries in Ken- | Eichler, of Midland and Mr. and .
tucky produce nearly 50 per cent | M Martin Liggins to dinner on |
f the legal alcoholic beverage Tuesday
made in USA. P. Stoner of Pen-
nd Mrs. J
SECOND ANNUAL LANCASTER COUNTY
OLD FIDDLERS JAMBOREE
ROCKY SPRINGS PARK—Lancaster, Pa.
Sunday, Sept. 11, 1949
FROM 1:30 P. M.
(Rain Date Sunday, September 18h)
DANCING — FREE PARKING — FREE PIiONIC
GATE PRIZES EVERY HOUR
See some of the outstanding fiddlers & musical groups of
the Eastern United States.
Admission To Park 42¢ Plus Children Under
TO 11:30 PP. M.
FREE TABLES
Tax —
12 Free

FLORIN
Giant Old Tine
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SARAH HOLSAPPLE

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AND FLO, THE HAWAIIAN DANCER
in Western. Hawaiian and Comedy
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in Comedy, Magic and Juggling

STARTS AT 7:30 P. M.,
FLORIN FIRE COMPANY

EEUU ORT GF
EVENINGS J O Y SATURDAYS
SHOWS MATINER
7 AND 9:00 P. M AND
SATURDAYS T H F A T R HOLIDAYS
6-3 2:00 P, M,
A CG Mount Joy, Pa. A
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 - 10
JAMES STEWART — JUNE
ALLYSON
“The Stration Story”
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
ELLIOTT — ADRIAN BOOTH
“The Last Bandit”

WILLIAM

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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBE
BUD ABB(
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JTT — LOU COSTELLO
“in The Navy”
WEDNESDAY

— THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 - 15
JUDY GARLAND — FRANK MORGAN -in-
“The Wizard Of 0z*

A WISE OWL | tising in the Bulletin.

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TWO LANCASTER HOSPITALS
SET NEW BIRTH RECORDS
wonthly
t including
of

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IF You DON'T CoP
FIRST PRIZE TLL
le ean) YOUVE GOTA
DO THIS,
MUTT! FOLKS
VILL SEE IM
NOT A REAL
STATUE BY MY
1 MaY NOT BE A SCULPTOR
BUT IM A PRETTY y
HEAD LIKE TI Fo
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MARBLE! oN HEY, JBFF ?
DON'T WORRY |

Shooting Match
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SPORTSMEN'S FIELD—Florin, Pa.

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| Sept. 11th
| | Sunday, Sept.
brook visited Mr. and Mrs. B. F. | 1949. Ninety-one babies, 52 boys
Kauffman on Friday. and 39 girls were born during the B G P R i Zz E &
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Kell and| month. It was not an all-time | ; a5
daughter of Carlisle, called on rel- | record. Osteopathic Hospital re- Sponsored by the Mt. Joy Sportsmen's Association
atives in this locality on Labor Day.| ported 32 births during August. no /
Mr. Harry Eichler left Wednesday | record. _, i —————————————
for his heme in Midland, Pa., after bl uhh
spending ten days with relatives in Everybody in this locality reads h E p - I , Res Tie B let
{OWT The Bulletin—that’s why its adver=- very 0 Y, y ow e e, in
EE tisers get such excellent results.

The stork worked overtime to set
w birth records at two Lancaster
spitals during August.
At General Hospital,
record
x DRIVE CAREFULLY - ARRIVE SAFELY
an all-time
of 254 births
two
was
sets of twins
1d one set of triplets, an average
eight bakies a day. The pre-
ous record was set in Sept. 1947. 4
hen 240 babies were born.
St.
ugust
\
Joseph's Hospital i
its biggest
reported
baby month of

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