d—"The Bulletin, Mt, Joy, P. Thurs Angus 0! 1" A he Bulletin Joy, Pa., Thursday, August 18, 1949 REG'LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes ( YWL L AFES! mm = FROZEN FOODS FOR HEALTHY EATING REMEMBER ™ TAKE. YOUR WINNINGS \ NUTHIN DOIN A Done al Air ort News eer You A Ove. 1 ~\ OuTA CTD BITS AN) NE I'LL OWE YA Apricots - Special Again ....... ...... per dozen $2.00 IO PAY YA TA TWO BITS ) 1 LET ME RAVE TH wr 7 THIRTY: FIVE CENTS : 26 asm | OWE YA, TODAY? _/ [ EIFTYCEN CENTS Vr \ VY” YOU'RE TH' GUY Broccoli ....................... evi hay c \ ‘or THAT 1, RR TET el Sliced Peaches rns 1B See = Ra Dold Concentrated Juices - Grapekuit-Orange-Grape . . Bec ¥ IN Ice Cold Watermelons - Whdle or Half Treat the kiddies - - Make your own cones 18 for 18c¢ Ee A broaklast flight is being planned by the Lancaster Aero Club It will be held August 21 and will include all five of th Lancaster Countic Airports A Make your own sundaes = - = We have Pineappie - - - Fudge - pilots will meet at the Lancaster | Municipal Airport and take-off Butterscotch - - = Pecan + = - Walnut - = - or cream toppings. from there First stop will be . : D al Airport for fruit juice a; 4 | rh . | Then to Mountville for Ham and A A Dn PRIA Mt J F F d L k Pl t Eu Next s shoft hop to h THE LOW DOWN 19TH CENTURY VOICES Nr tia as . oy rozen roo OCKer an { a ( Id Lancaster Airport for co | Celebrities of the 19th century 0 ® Open Dail =. : Pp ! aily 8 A. M. 530 P.M. —— Friday 8 A. M. SPM. and doughnuts and finally from whose voices are preserved by | fi | pen Daily 1. to 5:30 P. M Friday L to New Holland airport fi recordings include P. T. Barnum, i IC e Y ys DIAL 3-5 melon All pilots and ei “HICKORY GROV Florence Nightingale, Queen Vic- i | riends e invite toria, Jame tiley ¢ Rh a AO Cl eee Cia mem friends ar nvited Hindsight is better than foresight. dh Ja nes Whitcomb Riley and] i Be Alvin Reist flew to Amity Hall Mark Twain, \ [ re pi hd hihi """ Nobody will debate with me about [ A W ISE OWL oe % nt > : that—so I will proceed. But if there WILL BE OPEN | American Le ion | Ve | Lreorge Minich,, Lewi sauters hould be a doubting Thomas in the Electric | i! | V 1 é S a near-| and John awthorne ( { : : i st I We have a supervisor in J ar I H ; 1 flew audicnee.. I ‘direct ‘his fo and Gas e in | in { (Formerly Posey Patch) by township that is certainly the Wilmington, De ' id Bnetand in MOUNT JOY, PENNA. dats whiskers. He ‘found. a Joseph rolzelnuth. Wo i People of at dea Wo Ennion : Also Specialize OB i SATURDAY 20th J { | 1 1 1 They figured 4 or 5 years ago that i { bridge was 100 low so instead of gemuth ind Jacob Martin flew to rc) or 8 yews ago that i | pag MACHINE WELDING | DANCING | raising it he lowered the creek. Campmeetin Grounds y SY Re . . Toe So 4 AND EQUIPMENT in F Th | | The - Chiat: Aura. Corp held 295s and let the Govt. be the Big . { or at | FT X certain voune fellow here [4 : Ji : oh Smoke, things would be all milk Automobile and Truck Wel 9 i | : ol F id Ni ht tock His ee Ar oe cir eel in pon meeting at 4 honey—that the business prof- | LAWN MOWER SHARPENING | Hi h li . | i or ri ay 1g took is car to Amen rag the Airport Movies of the hi 3 I and. told theni he had something | Cleveland: Air Races Were shown its would be the people's profits and 0 V I W Idi Sh 1g Qua ity C eaning i = § loose in his car last night to members of the lub and alta the Deopie woul id have the say 0 e S e Ing op | | J Ki tl One of the guys working there | number of invited guests. on A w things woul be Hi ili Delta A Marietta Streets 0c IS er asked him if he got her tele- Phare Landi and daughter Now what Instead of the work- MT. JOY, Phone 3-5931 | ® | phone number. Jeanette, Jane and Joanne spent) being able to barge in and tell ’ { AND HIS everal davs in New York City the old boss where he got off, they i x | I asked a man from Landi Arthur Hostetter flew we ral Are now tapped on the shoulder by 76-78 East Main Street Mount Joy rc estra | lle is’ + was otti nde 4 orl) their New Big Govt. boss, and told ) p vill h w hi; wife wa ing | fri o York 1 Vv Dig Fi YOU PHONE 3-4071 WE CALL mig = along with her driving Llovd Nissly flew friends {o to sit down ind be quiet. Then the i \ He said she made a tun fo Atlantic Cit Govt. moved in its army an 1 took e & all ran He sec Aaa saris a 4 - a the: worse last evening Herbert Shelly flew h moth- over the men’s jobs—until the Tiros EL === SE NO ES [ ———— I p Mi Engl Shelly to Rox-|strikers got hungry enough to go 45 EAST MAIN ST. Here's one t we had in ou ur) back at the Govt. figures MOUNT JOY | NOW! ( Owl Laffs twenty years ago. We Leland Baile ind John MORAL: In our own grand land od asked Kersey Frank if he went | thorne made a dual © in- we need to polish: up our foresight ) y d ) x | to a speak-easy while at Lancas- | try trip t Lake Susquehanna, glasses before we are took-n hy . Monday | Ch Y T dl ter and he said: No, I don't! New Jersey the sweet stories of our leaders that Dinner served 11-2 and § to 8 ange lour lreaaie like them talkin’ pictures. = ~~. make us drool and wish for the e them talkin’ | ale vs Gol ad wish $B 9) Sewing Machine Into : nda : NOT ONLY A SOLDIER Diskin hat hep lone 1 the Govt Closed Sundays An El p bl Christ Metzler says he ikes | HE IS A BOXER ALSO built the dams, propped corn anc | 3 fabric upholstering on cal much An article in the Lackland pork prices, loaned all the money, n Bale orta € * Now Playing A Lotter than leather. He says it|Talespinner. a i r this] wrote the prescriptions, picked the : ilespinner, a paps published by ! I i r 0 5 3 Pe i Mode i a is’ teo.blamed hard to wipe your | he fe kland Air Force Base of professors for the school houses, 0 nso ¢ Greatest Comedy Hit of Modern Times hands clean on the latter San Antonio, Tex. is appended said how many chickens per farm- | §é ] T ~ i al 99 ————— Sgt. Karl Max of the Lack- er etc, ete. You said it, says Hen- | | LIFE Wi H FAI HER’ | A certain grandn here 3 ed | TY . | who raised five children of I mit upset hen 1} jabbed ‘his Yours with the low-down | | own, came mighty near trang- | way t 0 the. Ii Timmy NINE NIGHTS ENDING SATURDAY, AUGUST 27 ling ‘er little grandchild She | weight visi over Cpl Jarmie Meee { ——— mm G ie ~ vv put an under shirt on the youn Kelly of the A team. SALUNGA FIRE COMPANY Now Wo dy Thi Seasaional Flay Swing ; jer sno hi JUNG! MPA! Sips sore ster and did it backward [he Max was ( irly the t p nan SECOND FESTIVAL ow pen al y This S Se nsaiioz wal F Plc 1Y » ster rng tight part of the neck was then | the second round until the! Saturday. August 27th is sched- Ronald Long and Kataleen Phelan stretched across the child's throat finishing toll He econd festival t y MOUNT GRETNA ; : I * LAST SHOW OF SEASON * ¢ 1d 1 d the indisville and | wit Nr \ A fellow at Florin went to Do al ounle > ( whicl Sloan’s, bought a bottle of medi one y c ; Id r 2 0 LAKE BEACH Cc in 8 : — 1 t De oi @ battle of mead | yond anes 4 sv. © bot) a on o | urtain 8:30 p. m. = Adm. $1.00 plus tax his wife he got the wron tuff : Ja = | You can also have it electrified in your present cabinet. Esti- fhe Tabel bn the hat] is _f ; ALSO THE FAMOUS mate given free. Prompt guaranteed service. Pick up and deliver ee } ottle read | points for a vene i tainment will be the ever | anywhere “For Adults” and he id he | js when Max Three Tone radio 7t- GOLF COURSE | Ra I ERT | J. V. BINKLEY J Est i I ih Open Every Wight | : a e ie WwW a Y Zs sits 7 PM He is fl f Mrs. Mary Max on The usual d food prepared 5-19-tf | SEWING MACHINE SALES AND SERVICE t Florin, told a fellow that the | T Sivoot bv the tire C xiliarie So — - nT Ty 0 v : ans best way he knew of ci : ae er Pi 1 Aux Phone 216) 111 N. Market Street, Elizabethtown. Pa. HELLAM, . FAST OF YORK ROUTE 39 ost way fnew of Sa er be on sale “Fleas Don’t N woman irom buying antiques was| LOCAL MEN DEFEATED IN ——r Bother Me SUNDAY AUG 21 0 give her a 1901 Ford WHITE ROSE TOURNAMENT METEOR FRIGHTENS A MAN I'm Dusted with | aN : . — After droppir e opening set Near Bakersfield, California PULVEX DDT" DENI NG rn Ya ap Kr newly | Readir Pa Hildebrand. resident tanding in an 3 gE; : r LULU BELLE ANT SCOTTY man am l n Bobby Zink Red R Open W artled, ther most blind we W. L. S. HAYLOFT SWEETIIRARTS 1p and asked for two slice t | Tent champior to take when a meteor fragment UCAN TAKE 1h ~~ ham und a pint of grav Andi fhe following thre seis and ‘add fhe Sm att fae THE RANCHERTS from Hanover, Pa. Shorty Engle swears to it le i : n which h yd KILLS FLEAS for GRANTE D — a m— Sunday in : into a hviel KEEPS 'EM OFF | Ald ER JACKSON and SUGAR 3ut knowing Shorty as we do, Annu White Rose ow Bi L a particularly when he goes to th ng LE et ib Ercan aD Sf la assesses CAT OWNERS: To rid your cat of fl ind 4 if to. cook Lr Inemt o n Tournamen é REUNION. AUGUST 2 ire bs ge to us x ROTENONE SALLIE and SHORTY FINCHER pa a. 1 20K ? rk LINE EU! N / UD 21 lea Powder. Specially formulated for cats. i . x DE reer ae | pore on EET REUNION 3 1, with THE THOMAS BROS. happen feated Eugen ( er ¢ union of the Hi isey clan will be | —= — ss — i : - A I 1k Zink in the semi-finals held Saturday, August 27, in th | (l | NEMO and THE RANGE RIDERS They sh we, to be exact it|g.2 an 7.5 In the finals Donegal Springs Church House at] || 5 ] I was Dar p ker t Shorty | 7; hd 0 Tia Tair abe ~ ( y Hl < es Jags holy Zink and Snyder lost their de- 2 o'clock. All members and friends | t S NCW i CHARLIE TRUSSELL Your Favorite M.C. § peeled potatoes, then threw em | fending title to the above win- arre invited to attend iH ho : i out and cooked the shells. ners Volk and Th EE il The latest in late Summer and | | The man who staris to save and SHOW RAIN OR SHINE Show Starts A¢ 1:00 P. M. Hairdo ro TYE WEBB REUNION {l Pal A Rhinestones and ti ( ADULTS 50c¢ Tax Included {ea two of the girls up at a || Pearls combined in z 3 : = ‘ "NI y Tio . of uh 3 The Webb family reunion will be Hl | keeps it up shows sound thinking. You CHILDREN UNDER TWELVE FREE dy talkng rather quietly so [ 1 : 1 T | Plent parks : « oy : ; listened and the were discussin Ie nm 1849 e held at the Rheems Carnival | OVeLVY Nec klaces | enty «of perKking space. peeial line reserved for cur crippled stened anc 2y were discussing ils le iat ORI ht. 3 > [fi x : 1. shut-in friends a certain fellow. One said she| Ronald Long, talented English on Sunday, August 28th at\ | As ow as § li can take it for granted that he’s a good EATS REFRESHMENTS GAMES wouldn't trust him too far and |actn been cast i lig father and 1:30 p. m. ra fol : : I DE Ra Ar is Nic ee, sre — | You can have you hoi | .% . - . . { 4 + hi the other Seid, And 1 wouldn't] Mis: Ke Phelan, » favorite) one Motch in ight ddve, 11 five different fics risk . . . if you're planning to back him in ~- Th . : 2 yan ad wield smart 3 ia NR asp eggs hatch in eight days. > { trust him too near either. with Gretna Playhouse audiences, | your will be seen in the role of moth- ALSO i . . - . . { "i Wem al een Le I eo Call your FULLER DEALER oii Ja business, give him a job, or marry him. ————— pape A little fellow down on Mount | er in th rillian 1edy success, { En FiOS © tO \ | i | EVENINGS SATURDAYS Jovy Street asked his mother to|"Life With Father” which opens for the world famous Brooms, ~arrings | I viateh | SHOWS MATINER take him canoeing down on the | on Thursday August 18. on Brushes, Mops, Wax and Polish. ! 1.) 7 AND 9:00 P. M AND dam because she can paddle so | the stage of heatre at Mt. / 17 | | Cor or ad [1 i { SATURDAYS R E HOLIDAYS Y ' ome 10W a See Mus | well. Gretna | fj many gther s of | 85:10 2:00. WM» Ranked as one of the greatest | = ———————. Mount Joy, Pa. A Butch Kramer says he sends | comedies of all time, this gala . | his girl post cards because he | production will be the final show FRIDAY -— SATURDAY, AUGUST 19 - 20 Kors Wah sop || AONE] || Chocolate Ave. FLORIN, PA LE JOY, CT “The Red Pony” Dial Mt. Joy 3-4015 727) 2a I oR don't care two cents for her. of the season for the Gretna Co. Ne Siti rtm For EASIER A tramp called at a certain | UNUSUAL ATTRACTION FOR farm house near town and asked THE READING FAIR FRANK SPENCE the lady for a bite. She said: Some of the topflisht enter- Lancaster R. D. 5 Leola 62793 | whi 6 Well my dear man 1 don’t bite | tainment attractions in the land a 8-18-2t EE dhs AI ! - Li i H | MONDAY TUESDAY, AUGUST - TUESDAY, AUGUST 22 - 23 kat if you'll wait a minute [1] | will be presented at the eight- w— call our dog. day Reading Fair that opens on WALLACE BEERY + MARJORIE MAIN -in- I Sunday, Sept. 11 ! ni 4 : , ) John S. Giles fair president N EASIER VAY UusT A LiL ACT © 99 Saturday night a chap came uj . C president, . S WE ’ ig ag Main Street pretty well saturated. | reported this week that two of ™ o de / TO GET YOUR At Claude Zeller’s he slipped in-|the world renowed musical or- BD 7H) ; to the alley and was taking a | ganizations -- Jimmy Dorsey and ATTENTION WHILE WE PUT IN an v | | ( | | | | jewelry at | | | | | WEDNESBAY — THURSDAY, AUGUST 24 - 25 WAYNE'MORRIS «~ JANIS PAIGE -in- “Youriger Brothers 0 good swig when a woman hap- | his orchestra and the U. S. Air 5 pened along, spied hiim and then | Foree Band -- will headline the}| Macadam Driveways and Lanes said: Do you think a drink of grandstand stage shows on open- = = that vile stuff will quench your |ing Sunday and Monday nights. >, 9 3 o thirst? : yy | F I i J He replied: No lady, I am gon- | EVERY MONTH BUT OCT. STIMATES CHEERFULLY GIVEN OUF He na drink : the whole dern bottle. There are no restrictions %on SuPeR-G FRIDAY — SATURDAY, AUGUST 26 - 27 — hunting red squirrels in Pennsyl-| ESTHER WILLIAMS — RED SKELTON -in- At a funeral here not long ago | Vania this year except that Oc- a fellgw whispered to me: «.% If | tober is a closed month. AMOS S NEWCOMER they would put roileers under: the | Sh) SY e casket they could lay off five of | Martin Van Buren in 1838 had ROUTE 1, MOUNT JOY DIAL 3-4022 the men,’ J signed the act establishing rail- | eng nie A WISE OWL way mail service. boo oh FIC | ‘“Neptune’s Daughter” = nh |Use Our Classified Column - If Pays 87