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¢—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy,
Pa.,
July 21,
Thursd ay,
1949 |
REG'LAR FELLER
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By Gene Byrnes : -

OWL L/ LAFFS

A WISE OWL

A fellow from town
helped myself to one of
tents,
Next morning
|
its con=|
|
his wife came in=-|
| to the breakfast nook in consid-
| erable excitement and asked:
| “Did you take a pill last night?”
“Yes,” he answered.
“Well,” she cried unhappily,
“those pills were for my pe-
tunias!”
Chocking spordically, our
| friend dashed hastily to the doc-
“Nothing to about,”
after a
tor. worry
said the medico, brief ex-
amination, “You've merely ta-
ken the equivalent of 15,000
shels of sheep ferilizer.” ===
look sick too.
Elam Bomberger tells us that
went to
Lancaster to see a ball game the
other night. The game was $50
dull that he fell asleep and only |
woke up next day at noon.
He was locked inte. the park
and hadn't a thing to eat but
milk for three days, as Lancaster
was playing out of town.
I asked him where
got the milk and he
the umpire’s goat.
earth he
had
on
said he
Now that we're cn the subject
of ‘baseball I think the
of the Midgets or even the
Midgets overlooked a darn
managei
Midget
prospect,
ami
We have a linotype operator at
this office who would be
able addition to any team when it
comes 0 getting runs. Flossie
says she has three or
fer - hase daily.
four--in
Any man may fall several times
but I don’t think he’s a flop un=
good |
a valu- |
he always admires a tight rope or
wire walker. They
a good balance.
It so happens four of our local
baseball fans went down to Shibe
Park, Philadelphia to see the
Cardinals play. After the game
they waited outside the park to
get Stan Musials autograph. All
the players walked out including
Red Schoedeinst. Our one fan
thought he'd get Reds autograph.
He got about even with him and
remembered he had no pencil
Before he could get one, Red got
in the bus and our pal didn’t get
his
Coming
autograph.
back to join the other
three he saw Stan coming up the

walk. When he got there our
| other three friends were dumb-
| founded after seeing Stan, and
| until our pal located his pencil
Stan was in the bus which was
pulling out. He never did get
an autograph.
If you don't believe me ask
Frey back at Sico.
The day that Clayt Newcomer
installed his teievision set at his
til he accuses some one for push- |
ing him.
I don’t know why I even bo- |
ther this week
cause most of
at the
come to think of it, I
The
a column so here ’tis.
to write a column
my readers will be
Picnic. But,
don’t have
Grocers’
much choice. boss expects

I joined the ranks of side-
walk superintendants at a
struction job in Lancaster on
Monday, and the workers were
carrying bags of sand down to the
basement. Each man took two
begs, all except a guy who only
carried one bag each trip Fi-
nally the hoss noticed it and then
said: “How is it that you are
only carrying one sack, when the
other workmen are carrying
two?’ The laborer replied
‘Weil, I suppose they're too lag;
to make two trips like I do.
Gramps was getting marries
again, Asked why he was mar-
rying a nifty chorus girl instead
of a woman nearer his own
Gramps said: “Well, son P
a heap rather smell perfume than
liniment.’
A doctor was making his daily
call at a Kinderhook home, when
he asked: “Well, how is you
sick husband this afternoon’
Did he relish his lunch?’
The lady of the house replied:
“No doctor, he creamed his cof-
fee, and mustarded his hot dog.”
---Bright isn’t she?
Babe: “Ycu can’t fool all the
people, but who wants to? One
man at a time is enough.

An inebriated man at Columbia
was trying to get into his house
without success, when a passing
policeman asked if he could hand-
le the key for him
“Nope”, drunk
the replied, “I
can hold the key but the door
keeps swinging open.”
Little boy from next door, cal-
ling on neighbor: “If the little
boy next door ever bothers you
practicing on the piano, you
might try complaining to m;
mother.”

Blond's boy friend: “I know
nobody is perfect, so TI just
keep looking until 1 find some-
thing wrong with you.” That's
as good an excuse for gefting an
eveful, as I've ever heard
A stooge reports that at last he
has found a true music lover.
This guy puts his ear to the key-
hole when his girl sings in the
bath tub.
"Met a fellow. from Falmouth
who looked mighty
the gills.# When I
what the® trouble was he explain-
ed: de Well, fooling
and rupdo wn auntered
green/ around
asked 4 him
I was weak
so 1
Road,
the
Springs
seeing
home on Donegal
oné of his neighbors,
| complicated aerial laying on the
ground, but not realizing what it
was, called to her son: “If you
con- |
you'd better
Newcomer
want to take a bath,
do it now, before
turns on that new fangled lawn
laying in his yard, be-
sprinkler
never get water
Just a
cause we'll
that's on. ---
any
wien case
of mistaken identity.

MAAN?
PREFER

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THE LOW DOWN
from.
"HICKORY GROVE
You know,
I wish they
and
world.
advising
whole
ions on
vice.
do their local ¢
how
for the job.
windy.
to the
and
rich
cinch for
For “horse
somebody,
barging-in
We want to help everybody
-- we fur
We are
We are
rest of
a touch.
if t
would let m
worrying
We
with
hores. We
nish half t
the
the
the we
That
sense” an
would not show us as too
dous. Horse
minding your
keeping your
Sense you
own affairs
mouth clo
are the
wise
hey can,
e know
always have why it is that our USA must do the |
the
champ-
for
free ad-
tell em
he cash
guy
quick-
is us.
IQ test
stupen- |
know is |
and also
sed, at
least part of the time and thus not
expose
ince.
too much of
you
That is what a horse
Ir ignor-
does-
that is how the saying got started.
Yep.
Instead of supporting 600,000 or
700,000 on the
Gov't.
payroll, to
think up fancy thoughts and ways
to impress the
rummaging in
near
should
phere
calm down.
world we s
our sock to
it is to the bottom.
The
we would remove a flock
heavy
thinkers.
Around
hould be
see how
We also
atmos-
would clear up mightily if
of our
650,000
of ’em are costing us around 3,000-
000,000 bucks
per annum in cash--
cold cash that is-- yours and mine.
That Mr.
Harry Byrd--that
old
Virginia democrat--he is doing his
level kx
this
him would be
is unless you think 3
chicken feed.
Yours
eS
MOUNT JOY

st to rn
deadwood.
With
emove some
A postcard to
gesture--that
a nice
Laillic
The Lo
of all
n is just
w Down,
JIMMMY
AND MARIETTA

One of the regulars at New-
» rR MRS
comer's Gas. Station said be is PLAYED 8-IN. TIE TUESDAY
thinking of studying palmistry. Mount Joy and Marietta Junior
If you want my candid opinion, Legion teams ran a dead heat
I think that’s just an indirect way Tuesday evening, ending in an
trying to hold some girl's .hand eight inning tie 2 to 2. Score:
now and then. so. oo. ov ieee: Marietta Jr. legion ab r no a
a _ Bradley 2b $1 03 2
: 300032
Durin n open conversation | di 0.214 ©
among a buncl of fellows the Good 3b .. 20 0 0.1
other dav Doc Stone put the Haines cf 300100
4 Lilley If 30110
ke er on ‘em He said there :
damper ¢ fe ud eres ais ©. 30086 1
wasn't cne guy in the crowd rf 1 0.000
re mbel n a nickel would Bigler p 00 0 05
buy a good .cigal .soda, .shoe wrey rf 2 0 00
shine. beer or sandwich Sargen 3b ......... 1 0 06.00
,—, : Totals 2 2 32412
Mr. and Mrs. Warren H. Dent- nt, Joy Jr. Legion ab r h 0 a
zel returned from a trip touring McCue cf 1b | . 4 0:0 4
Il the New England state see- Shupp If 2b . 3 60 1 2
yoint { interest suc the Harple rf iin 20000
AS il il it uch i> ul
Plomonth. Glouchestet Portland Eshleman 1h p ... 1 0 1 5 2
ymout, Criouche Portland: Risser ¢ : 417093
| Lake Champlain Ansakle Chasin Brown 3b 1 150
in New Yorl Wilson ss 40:21 0
\t Yor} 16 vear cld bov heldiBoyd 2b 1 00 0 6
1 > Fogie If we 20 019
1 ru tore, using ¢ V im 2
pa Se UT OY PROCEED cious. 20100
tol, and got away with &3/ cash.ipMuptin of .......... 1:0 006 @
An irate lady stormed into the Totals ............ 28 2 i 24 7
butcher shop and scolded: “That MARIETTA ......... 000 020 00—2
hicken 1 i MOUNT JOY ....... 020 600 00—2
Thicker sought Vi 35 [Ta y rT
Ccken Ign 3m on Ye5= BB. Bigler 6, Estock 6, Eshleman 1.
terday had no wish bone. SO—Bigler 9, Estock 7, Eshleman 2.
Smooth butcher: (Could have rl)
been Jim) “Madam, cur chickens yUNiOR LEGION LOST
into |
the bathroom one ie ‘k night. I]
picked up a familiar kox and
are so contented that they have
nothing to wish for.
Another ni thing about si-
can’t be repeated.
A WISE OWL
a
AMERICAN LEGION CARNIVAL
The
carnivi
lence is that it
American Legion's big 2-nite
next
nights, July 29
Railroad Parking
il is scheduled for
day and Saturday
and 30th, on the
lot. «ETI
No stones are being left unturn-
all-out effort to make this
the
ever
ed in an
and best
Post
carnival the biggest
Walter S. .Ebersole
held
Added to the
hand and the super refreshments,
will be Joe Kistler and his
band on Friday night and the
Sheriff of Punkin Hollow on Satur-
day
Spend Friday and Saturday
Mount Joy
sales days
has
many games on
there
night.
shop-
big
ping in during the
events and in the eve-
nings relax at the American Legion
Carnival.
Prepare events.
29 ‘and
these
July 28,
now. tor
J by
Come to Mt.
TO QUARRYVILLE NINE 5 -
rallied for
last of the
Quarryville
in the
win its
game over Mc
Quarryville Fr
Quarryville
County
Junior
unt Joy, 5
iday evenin
was outhit
two
1
runs
seventh inning to
League
to 4, at
g
8 to i,
but received considerable help from
seven Mt. Joy errors.
Mt. Joy Jr. Legion ab r
McCue pof ...cc..... 1 0
Shuppiss 3 1
Bowman 1b ......... 30
Eshleman et p ...... 3.1
© ns 3 0
Rice IB .........:... 31
Brown 3b ........... 3 0
D. Boyd 2b ......... 2 0
Wilson rf ..<........ 3 1
Total ............ 2% 4
Quarryville ab r
Aspr 1 3 1
Sample ss ........... 4 1
0. 3 0
Newswanger c¢ 4]
Wiggins rf ...... 30
Reese 2b .... S40]
Long et ........ S20
J Boyd My 3 1
Rineer If ... +10
Murray If .. 20
asHerr ........ 0: 3.0
Tatals ............ 30" 5
h oa
1 0:0
1.0 O
1 6 0
I O&O 1
0 80
1 2 0
23 0
00 2
1 0 0
319 3
h oa
0 06 2
1 1.2
1 0 3
0 7 2
0 0 0
2 3 3
0 0 0
010 1
0 00
0 0
0:0 0
4 21413
a-Safe on fielder's choice for Wig-
30th a gins in Tth.
a MOUNT JOY ........ 011 001 1—4
RATE HIKE OFF TILL OCT. 21 QUARRYVILLE 001 200 2—5
The PUC ‘has suspended the E— Sap 3, Bowman, Risser 2,
Noms Crean D. Boyd, Sample, Wiggins, 3B—Rice,
roposed rate increase of the
a bone p > BB—Eshleman 2, Appel 2 SO—Mec-
For. 8 SDACHE YOO a until oye 5, Eshleman . Appel 5 5. LP
Oct. 21st Eshleman

A GREAT

MISTAKE, MA’ AM ~ =
LIVE (HE THIS ELECTRIC BROOM
OLR ONES WILL 00 EVERY THING
BEST’ AN OLD BROOM WILLDO:
Kathleen
Phelan, a
Miss

Central
theatre
favorite with Pennsyl-
vania summer audiences
return to the
Thurs-
will
Mrs.
thriller
for three will
Gretna
night,
years,
Playhouse
July 21,
important
stage
day when she
play
Bramson in the mystery
“Night Must Fall”.
Miss Fhelen
has heen
the leading
stock companies in the east, no-
tably at Montclair and Pr
N. J, and at Chatham, N. Y. |
She has played with such stars a |
the role of
the
appearing at
during past
two seasons
some of summer
inceton, |
Glenda Farrell, Richard Arlen, |
Larry Parks, Helmut Dantine and
John Loder, to name but a few
rece A Ae
MIDGETS - MIDGETS
Elizabethtown defeated the
Manheim team in a five inning
game Friday 9 o 2
ONLY YEN TIMES BETTER’

-.
rT American Legion
OLD-FASHIONED
KIND 1S BEST (Formierly Posey Patch)
MOUNT JOY, PENNA. ;

7. Sun. July 24

TENNIS 1 gal hurlers, were touched for |
. . | seven hits, |
Thursday Result’s | E-Town Moose ..... 212 1—6 7 1
Men's Singles, Quarter Finals | East Donegal 000 0-0 0 3 {
Harold Fellenbaum defeated El- | hi Warfoel and E
wood Snyder, 6-3, 6-3 Shenk; Lindemuth, Warner and |
Frank Zink defeated Gene Crider | Kline.
3 oi ia Fri -Sat., July 29-30
» eg
Bob Zink defeated Dick Youre,
MOUNT JOY JUNIOR LEGION

6-2, 6-4 qe CHR 2
a etal | BASEBALL SCHEDULE — 1919 PRR PARKING LOT |
ARE Be Sie Thursday, July 21-—-Millersville (H) |}! |
E-TOWN TOPS DONEGAL [ Friday, July 22—Maytown (H),
No hit pitching by Beinbeauer | Monday July 25—E-town (H). |
and Warfel paced the Elizabeth | : ENTERTAINMENT
town Moose nine to a 6-0 verdict | SIMON, P. NISSLEY FRIDAY:
over East Donegal Monday night | MARY o. NISSLEY . s
in a Lancaster County Midget FUNERAL DIRECTORS Joe Kistler And His Band
League game at East Donegal, | Mount Joy, Pa.
Lindemuth and Warner, E. Done-!____ = SATURDAY:—
- - EE — y

Sheriff of Punkin Hollow
Games — Good Food
iH Wr. AlN PENNA, SE —-.
Fire Company
ARNIVAI
SATURDAY NITE, JULY 2:
LOOK! LOOK! At This Big Shov
THE FAMOUS

* Now Playing — Don't Miss It %
Intensely Dramatic Mystery Play
“Night Must Fall”
WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JULY 27

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MOUNT JOY
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