d—The Bulletin, Mt. Jov,
Pa.,
Thursday
June 23%, 1949!
REG'LAR FELLER®
By Gene Byrnes
WL L LAFF |= LEGION LOST CLOSE
GAME TO MILLERSVILLE
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A WISE OWL
column a, 50 1 think I will g
on a strike. On second thought,
I don’t believe the first thought
was a very good idea if 1 try
that, I'm liable to get stuck.
A iady near Rheems tock her
first trip to the West coast by
pullman and on her first night she
left her berth around midnight for
a drink of water, and upon her
return found that she was lost.
She appealed to the porter for
help.
“Don’t you remember the num-
ber of ‘your berth?” asked the por-
fer.
“I am afraid not,” replied the
lady.
“Haven't you any idea where it |
was?” asked the porter.
“Why yes,” the lady brightened,
“to ke sure. 1 looked out the
window this afternoon and noticed
that the berth overlooked a little
lake.” —=--- Help!!
About the only time mathematics
falls down is when you have been
subtracting from a fifth, ----- Of
course ~ wouldn't know about that
from experience. I have to de-
pend on what the felllows tell me
At the Hershey dance Saturday
night a young lady had just been
introduced to her partner. By
way of making conversation
they jitterbugged around the ball- |
room floor, she said: “Who is
that homely man sitting over
there?” Her partner looked at
the man she indicated. “Why--
that is my brother,” he exclaimed.
“Oh, you must excuse me,” said
the girl in embarrassment, and she
added apologetically, “I really had
not noticed the resemblance.”----
Right from the frying pan into the
fire.
The average man is proof that
the average woman can take a
‘joke.
“Pull over to the curb, mister,”
said our traffic officer to a tourist
“You haven't any tail light.
The motorist stopped, got out for
a look, and was speechless with
dismay.
“Oh, it isn't that bad,” said the
officer.
The motorist quavered, “Oh, it |
isn’t the tail light that bothers me
where's my wife and trailer?”----
He don’t know when he gets a
break.
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Even his host friend wouldn't |
tell him, so he flunked the exam
Some of the boys who served
in the army of occupation were
swapping experiences last night.
One of them told of being invited
to an English estate for a week-
end. One night they were a-
roused by the butler who ex-
claimed: “Pardon, your lcrdship,
but I have to inform you there is
a burglar downstairs.”
“Very well, Jives, bring my
double gun, and my shooting coat
and the heather mixture.” Calm
these English
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A lady waiting for a bus in
front of Sloan's yesterday after-
noon, walked up to one of the
young bloods standing there and
requested: “Please tell me the cor-
rect time.”
The youth replied: “I don't
know the exact time, but I know
it isn’t four o'clock yet.”
“Are you sure?’ she asked.
“Yes, I have to be home by four,
and I'm not home yet.”---Oh, well | :
| mind, and weve jest about got the
now that’s different.
If you see the East end man
with his schnozzle quite beat up
and in bad shape, we can verify
that he was neither on a binge, in |
a fight, nor bumped into a door.
It all happened quite innocently
he dreamed he ‘was a woodpecker.
Well that's what he told me and I
believe him, even though it sounds | :
| called him to tell him that his
fantastic.
A motorist, taking the shortcut
fo Columbia, stopped at the New=
Sali |
The Mount Joy Jr. Legion base-
|x team dropped their second
game in six starts this season by a
1-3 score to Millersville, on Thur
day, June 16, The game was play
ed on the Mt. Jov High School field
with Millersville batting the
home tean because they are with
wut a home field this season, and
play their ames away from
home. The Score
Mt. Joy Jr. Legion ab r h o
McCue 1b-p } 0130
Shupp O 1 0
Ri r « 31 91)
Eshleman p-1b § 0 1 0
Rice If 2910
Wil 1f 1: 0 OO 0
Brow I 3
)
Mille cl 30 1 1
Harple ri 2'2111%
Total 25 3 118 4
Millersville Jrs. ab r h oo a
J. Warfel rf 31 0 0 0
2 0 0 2-2
3 0'1 21
01 O-¢
yy 0 2 {
1.5 0
21.0 9% ¢
2 00 1
Totals . 23 4 5321 &
MOU NT JOY vey 001 O00 2--3
MILLERSVILLE . 103 000 x—4
E—Brown 2, Risser, Stevenson 2, E
Hess 2, Gehr 2, Sacrifices—McCue,
Shupp. SB—McCue, Risser, Rice,
Harple, 2BH—Harple. 3BH-Broome.
HR—Stevenson. SO—Eshleman 4,
McCue 2, Barr 2. Hit by pitcher—by
McCue 2, Barr2. Hit by Pitcher—by
Barr (Boyd). DP—Broome to E.
Hess to Gehr. WP—Barr, McCue.
Umpires Hopple & Shupp.
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ELIZABETHTOWN EASILY
DEFEATS LOCALS MONDAY
Mount Joy's Jr. Legion team lost
to Elizabethtown by a score of 9 to
1. Four hits tells the story briefly.
Score:
| Mt. Joy Jr. Legion ab r h o a
McCue Pp If ss 4$ 0 0 2 1
Shupp ss 2b ...... 301 12
Risser e¢ ........ 30.0 60
Eshleman cf : 311414 246
Bowman 1b . 1 0°00 5:0
Wilson If ss 3b 2+. 00 1
Harple rf 3 61 :0.:0
Brown 3b 0 O00 0
Fogie If 10.0 0 0
Boyd 2b cei dS 2 3
EFstock p .1 01 60
aRice 1 6 0.00
b-Martin 1 00 0 0
Totals . iin. 28% 418 8B
Eli Resin ab » h oa
Flours ’z 2b 2 2 1 1 1
Chapman ss 3b 23 10 2
Weaver 1b . cae 4213 30
Shite ¢ 4.1.215 0
| D'Agos’o Poa ea § 0 1 0 1
Lighty If ............ $1 0 2 0.0
Baker 3b ... : 30-0 0:0
Rutherford ss ... .00 0 090
Lambert rf . aes 00.00
Chittum cf ... i911 24
Totals .. 20:9 921 4
a-Batted for Bowman in 7th.
b-Batted for Wilson in 7th.
MOUNT JOY . 010 000 0—1
ELIZABETHTOWN .. 003 501 x—9
E—McCue 2, Risser, Wilson 3,
Brown, Weaver, Shirk, Baker, Chit-
tum. HR—Chapman, EB—McCue 3,
D'Aggostino 14. LP— McCu ue
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ATTENTION GROUND-HOGGERS
The Mt. Joy Sportsmen's game
reserve in Srvde r's Orchard will be
cpen for hunting ground hogs from
July 1 to the 15 inclusive. Because
of the danger of richechet bullets,
only shot guns with shot loads
may be used. This is a safety meas-
ure and not a means of controling
the number of hogs killed
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ANNOUNCEMENT
The sofiball same originally
scheduled fcr Thursday night be-
tween the Mt. Joy Post 5752, VFW,
and the Elizakethtcwn VFW, has
been changed to Friday night at
6:15 p. m This has been changed
by the local post so that the mid-
gets may play E-town Thursday.
OS EP P ovr
Less speed and more courtesy in
driving will help.
Many a story gets a start at
club meetings, probaly the sense
of ‘rumor’ of some members.
Many people who figure the
world has an opening for them us-
ually find it, they end up in the
hole
town store for ice cream. While
there he overheard a man talking
to his son who paid absolutely no
attention to him Exasperated,
the motorist finally scolded: “Boy
didn't you hear your father speak
| to you?” ‘Ya-a-as,” drawled the
youth, “but ah don’t mind nothin
he says, ma don’t mind, sis don't
dog so he dont
Zimmy, Sr., drove up to Kaylor’s
Barber Shop and when he was
ready to leave couldn't find the
keys to the car. They' searched
the place inside and out and game with the Elizabethtown’ VEW
finally called Heisey’s garage to
come up and fit a key. Then, on the boro park diamond at "6:15.
home he went. Next day Kaylor
sweater with the key in the pock-
| et was hanging up at the shop.
A WISE OWL 'means if given the chance
1:2 30
and Robert Kramer representing
doubles, thereby winning the
championship. Each received a
year's graduating class and Kramer
will be a Senior next school term.
Court Rules Mt.
cations of the liquor laws of this
‘State, but this court has reached
the conclusion that where the quo-
ta of licenses in any municipality
is filled, no retail licenses, includ-
ing a club license, may be issued
ky the Pa. Liquer Control Board.
pellant is a bona fide incorporated
Jiclub and that it meets all the vre-
quirements of the Pa. Liquor Con-
trol Act except as to quota.”
“Should the Liquor Control Board
refuse a license when the quota is
filled or when the quota is ex-
ceeded?” They also contended
that a recent canvas or survey has
of Mt. Joy Twp. to be 3,150 or an
amount in excess of 3,000.
Estock 2. SO—McCue 3. Estock 2. guided by the 1940 U. S. decennial
census which gives the population
and Judge Schaeffer pointed out
that the number of retail liquor
licenses in effect in the township
is three, hLeing restaurant lignor
licenses.
TWO MT. jOY NETMEN
UPSET CITY FAVORITES
Kramer and William Garber, scor-
ed a major upset in the Lancaster
City and County Junior Boy's
Closed Tennis Tournament at the
Lancaster Tennis Club by elimin-
ating McCaskey High's top doubles
team, Meade Schaffner and Wayne
Keller, in the quarter-finals, 6-3,
3-6, 6-3.
6-0.
Schaffner and Keller, 6-3, 3-6, 6-3
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Kegerreis and Heydt, 6-4, 6-2, |
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ANOTHER LIST OF TOP
ATTRACTIONS AT RHEEMS |
minds of the nearly 1,200 people at |
Rheems Saturday night, here's an- |
other attraction that should delight !
an even larger crowd. The Stars of
» Tomorrow, The "Connor Twins,
Paul Nolan and others will furnish
the amusement Saturday Nite, June |
25. There will be ten acts. See ad
cn another page.
A GAME BETWEEN VEW’s
Wars have scheduled ‘a baseball
Mark this on your sports calendar
and be on hand.
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Ma'am? OR DO “OU
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ONLY TEN TIMES BETTER’
Kramer & Garber
{pt : Won Co. Doubles
Hy 200d Championship |:
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Seems as though Mount Joy at he |
letes emerge victorious whenever | ary Sc
there is real competition on the ten- | Sandra
nis courts This proved the case |
again last week when four local
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enthusiasts gave all the boys a real
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ettoo in the singles and then a
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pair went on to win the doubles.
The Lancaster City and County Russell Cooper.
) closed Junior Tennis Tournament
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was held at Lancaster last yl
day, Thursday and Friday with Ke n |
Engle, Wm. Beaston, Wm. Garber | i
Mount Joy.
In the initial events Wednesday,
ill the local entries emerged vic-
torious in all the singles and doub-
les matches. Thursday Kramer won |
in the singles and Kramer and Gar-
ber won in the doubles, all other
local entries being eliminated.
Friday, Kramer was defeated in
the final singles but Kramer and
Garber came off victorious in the
beautiful medal and they can cer-
tainly feel proud.
Garber was a member of this
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The opinion admits that “the ap-
The appellant raised the question
shown that the present population
The court opinion stated it was
f Mt. Joy Twp. as 2,729 persons |
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A pair of Mt. Joy entries, Robert
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Schaffner defeated Shenk 6-3,
Kramer defeated Engle, 6-1, 6-0
Keller defeated Beaston, 6-3, 6-2.
Kegerris defeated Heydt, 9-7, 6-1.
Doubles
Kramer and Garber defeated
Kramer and Garber, defeated
ED ee.
With that good show still in the
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That Inimitable Swede, Comedy Juggling
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