4—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy,
Pa.,
Thursday, April 14,

OWL L AFFS Mount Joy Netmen

BY
ISE OWL
our
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Did you ever drive around
town about 3 in the
you haven't you'd sure get
surprises. You see the darndest
things.
ayem? If
some

I heard Mumma the insurance a-
gent asked a lady if her hubby
carried life insurance. “No”,
replied, “he only carries fire insur-
she
ance. He knows where he is
going.”
According to the latest issue of
a correct English book, the ex-
clamation mark is being discarded
because people aren't surprised at |
anything these days.
I have just learned that popular-
ity is something you lose when
you forget to put the beer in the |
; ice box.
Sometime ago I met John in a
restaurant at Columbia (one I had
never been in) and when I asked |
him ' what he was doing there he
replied: “I always eat in this
restaurant. You know, in lots of
restaurants the waiters grab the
plates away before you have fin- |
ished.” “And they don't do that |
fiere?” I asked. “Yes, they do,
but here ycu don't mind,” he re-
plied.----So I just ordered a cup
of coffee, and even that looked as
though it was tapped out of the
river They
aren't in business anymore,
~---you guessed. it.
A blonde is superior to a cat, ac-
cording to our Senior boys,
a cat can only dic nine times.
cause
at our
to
Some people get so mad
government that they threaten
vote.
A lady
the post office
just a few doors west of
could not under-
stand why all the customers looked
at her so cddly and then contin-
ued to stare. Finally her daugh-
ter enlightened her. -- She was
wearing one large red and one
yellow ear ring. Then just to sec
how many pecple would notice it,
she kept ‘em on.
Our dietician advises:
If you are thin, don’t eat fast.
If you are fat, don't eat--fast.
|
Trouble can be divided into two |
classes: women and their mother, |
according to Hen.
of late
and now
The man who is early
used to be behind before,
is first at last.--That can be very
confusing.
el A en
From a college freshman’s his-
tory examination paper: “Joan of
Arc was Ndan's wife.” !
|
Happened to be down on the |
river bank the cther day when I]
noticed a man fishing. He land-
ed a whoppin’ big catfish and then
threw it back. About five min-
utes later he caught a large carp]
but also threw it back.
Later he caught a small red eye
smiling happily, he put it in his
Leading League

1949 ,

REG'LAR FELLERS
Wee?
By Gene Byrnes

SORRY, SONNYBOY ==
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THIN | CANT TAKE IT
GOT ANOTHER ?

LEAGUE STANDING po
Teams Ww L edhe |
Mount Joy 20 1
Hershey 19 2
Patton . 1 7
McCaskey J-V 13 15 a
Manheim Twp 7 14 ~ Wo
New Holland 2 12 Pn
Manheim 10
Mount Joy High he holds down top DOWN
honors in the circuit with one match
lost in the competition to date. Jack
Kurtz, McCaskey net representative
| broke their unbeaten string by de- HICK OR Y ik \ E
feating Joanne Cramer of Mt. Joy,
7-5, 6-2 in the last singles match ing to the a
Singles of he oo -Congress
R: nck, Mt. Joy defeated Shenk, many yapper are jumping
6-2, gress-~-calling the boys there “d
J: 1c oe Kramer, Mt. Joy defeated nothin ‘and “un-social minded’
Auman, 6-0, 6-0
: 4 : , and non-liberal that 1
Ben Brown, Mount Joy, defeated = LG
Croessant, 6-0, 6-3 been delving into the facas.
Beaston, Mt. Jovy defeated Hevydt, Congress deserves a pat on the
6-2, 6-4 back--not too big, but just encugh
Kurtz, McCaskey, defeated J. {, encourage ‘em speck--they
Cramer, 7-5, 6-2 : . {
been doing pretty good here late-
Doubles } j
Ranck and Engle, Mt. Joy, defeat- ||Y--Keeping their shirt on. And |
ed Hoh and Reid. 6-2, 5-7, 6-1 now if they will keep their trolley |
Jack Kramer and Beaston, Mount cn--and their eve on the track. |
J y ok ted May and Kegereis we can harbor a bit of hope that!
9 et ne the Government will yet be pared
.-e back a bit. And maybe we won't
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL NINE . : .
— Shim . need to ante 6 million bucks for
LOST OPENER TUESDAY : : : om ; !
Ml Tov Hid hook oot i repairs and expansion of the White
Yount «oy maa schoo! oS ‘million, brother, that
opening gone of the season Tues- would. build 1.000 houses at $6.000
day to Manheim 3 to 1. They outhit _; 1 |
v : cachn
the victors 9 to 3. Score: Citizens in this fair land again a
Manheim Boro rh ¢ a free hand. If a feller chooses to
L. Frey 2b 9 13 3 hi ; Cts :
G. Miller 55 "77" 1 0 o 1 Use his noggin and his muscle---
D. Witman c ...1 0 6 1 on his own hook and a little over-
Evans cf ve... 0 0 0 O'time--let him profit. IM he can
C. Witman 3b ..- 0 1 1 2 make a better or bigger doughnut
Shirk ef ..... : 11 8 1 ;
{= for less, let him. If he c: tur
Frey If ....... 00 040 i he can ‘tum
Rhoads 1b 0 0 9 0/°Ut a hotter 4 illon of gas, give
Haas p ........ 0 0 2 4/him free rein--and 3 cheers.
If Congress will resist fiddlin’
eats a no
Totals .... 3 321 11 pound with social medicine and
Mount Joy rh on vaminer deflati
! : inflation yammer -- deflation pre-
Kosershy ............... 0 1 0 0 o1 ation pre
Wilson ss .............. 0 0 0 2 vention--spirals -- security -- cow
Shupp 2b . ai 0 0 0 0creek dams -- uplift -- diserimin-
iMeCue 0 1 0 2 ation, etc. etc, and even Mmavbe
Bewman 1b 0 0 4 0 decide to come on home. rion
Rice cf L002 : yo
hh soon, oul we doing Mf us
Bailev If Sas 10 20 oon, it could be doing all of us a
J. Miller ef 0 1 1 0}good tum.
Browne 0 012 1 Yours With The Low Down,
Boyd:2b ......:...... = 90 Jimmy
Pegie if ................ 0 0 0 0 — ——— ~
Totals .... 4 aa 1.59213
MANHFIM . . 000 200 1—3 onesa a irport EWS
MOUNT JOY ........ 000 010 0—1 Q
Frrors—Shupp, 2 hits—Rice, C.| new students
Witman. Base 1 Me tered the Private Course at = lo-
Cue 9. Strike outs—Haas 4, McCue cal airport. They are: Warren
13. = . Greenwalt and Frank Hassing §
Mt. Joy, Jay Reich of Marietta and |
MOUNT JOY SPORTSMEN Fred Sherick of Columbia and Al-
QUITE ACTIVE NOWADAYS vii Heisev of E-town
( r evening the Mt. Joy : iy .
Monday evening the I 1) Alvin Reist, Sam Balsbach and |
Q teen's Assnoiatio net i -
sporismensg Asscciat! met reg John Hawthorne had an enjoyable |
ular session in the Fire House with evening last Wednesday night
forty members present. ing. They made several take colts)
The Fish committee reported landings at the York airport |
trout were transferred from their. i jater flew over a large section |
nursery to Donegal Springs on Ap- .¢ Lancaster and York Counties. |
] OD A lc Anr 5th 10 State a3 1 |
ril 2 £2 > April eh; the = He Paul Hawthorne flew to Lake
stocked 1250 trout: 350 in Glad- : 5 3 |
ive B 00 Churles B | usquehanna in a Piper Cub on
felter’'s Run, 300 in Charles Run anc Saturday Ad
600 in »gal Creek. . |
in Donega i : Last Sunday warm 1
Sg April 24¢ » Sports- i )
unday; April 24th i ports weather brought quite a lax |
men will take their first Travelcade number cf local pilots and follow- |
to Perry County to fish for trout. : Dot we
Wi cut to Done Air- |
Anyone wishing to go will mee Amon; making short |
| Elwood Martin's at 8 a. m., or OS Warren |
Florin Post Office. Stehman Lancast |
After the business meeting Mr. S. py. and Newcomer |
L. Kurtz, district forester of the {3 york, Alvin Royer to Annville, |
Penna. Dept. of Forest and Waters, Bil] Aller and John Hawthorne to |
showed movies of Wild Life and the york. |
Maine forest fire. Visitors to the airport on Sunday |
Winners of the Sporter were: L. included Mrs. Richards of Ric
G. Forney, John H. Geyer, Joe Photo Sh p. flying from Lancas
Schroll, Mr. Rudy, Cora E. Beatty, Lewis Sauters was recently ap- |
R. D. Sheaffer Clyde Gerberich proved by the Veterans Adminis- |
Jr., and Johnny He tration to enter the Commercial |
- cfd Pilots course {
|
| ® 1 Phare H. Landis reurned fro {
oming vents a weeks tris by: Pirer Cub. 0]
Florida and other southern states. |
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BAKED HAM SUPPER cranberry Jelly |
The Ladies Bible Classes of the It takes less sugar i ropor- |
Church of God, Landisville, Pa. tion to fruit juice and less cooking |
to’ make jelly |
will serve a Baked Ham Supper 0° make jelly from cx rr
than from most other fruits |
Saturday, April 23rd, at the Lan- han from most other fruits. |
} 4 |
disvilile Fire Hal] from 4 to 8 p. m. Life of Snakes
SE Some snakes have been
bag. I ask him why he had
thrown the two big fish back and
kept the small one. He replied:
“Small frying pan.”
Having just received my month-
ly statements from innumerable
dress shops, etc., I have
the conclusion that my wife would
make a wonderful Congresswoman, |
cause she sure knows how to in-
troduce bills into the house.
come to
| Is Here”,

A man was saved from convic- | F
tion for horse stealing by the elo- |
quent plea of his lawyer. After |
the jury acquitted him, the law-
yer asked: “Now, Bill, tell
you did steal that horse,
you?”
“I always thought I did think I
stole that horse but since I heard
your speech to the jury, I won't be |
sure till I look where I hid him.”
See you tomorrow morning’ a-~
“bout 4:30 at my favorite trout hole
‘Move Over!
i
me, |
didn’t |

A WISE OWL
he. ial a
| hold
| Saturday
League, opened the 1949
Rummage Sale
Friday and Saturday, April 29,
and 30, the Ladies’ Bible Class of
the Trinity Lutheran Church will
a Rummage sale at the Parish
House.
Friday open from 1 to 9 p. m.
open at 10:00 a. m.
WILL PRESENT OPERETTA
“Look Who
will be presented by pu-
pils of the Conoy Twp. High School,
Bainbridge, later this month.
A two-act operetta,
The musical comedy has English
| and Spanish settings.
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E-TOWN HI BASEBALL TEAM
| DEFEATED E. DONEGAL MON. ,
Elizabethtown High School, fig-
ured to be the team to beat in Sec.
one of the County High School
campaign
| by pelishing off the defending sec-
tion champions, East Donegal, 7-4
Monday. The tilt was a scheduled
contest moved up due to “Youth
Day” programs Tuesday. |
- months.
SHOOTING
MATCH
FOR HAMS
Saturday, ril/l6

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Florin, Pa.

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