d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy,
Ya... Thursday
April 7, 1949!
REG’LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes

OWL L LAFFS Kiddies Ready For

A WISE OWL

I'm
a choice morsel
You
old
gossip, mind
But then 1
hate to
As each week comes along
tempted to include
of “news” im this column.
know, the kind that makes the
shutters rattle. Not
vou, but actual facts.
down the urge,
have to hunt another
cause I'd
job.

I have a complaint to make to
Uncle Sam. He's got our prize
grass mower ‘Deep In the Heart of
Texas” and we had to
last week without him.
Jimmie,
mow
And
were
grass
by
the what
doing in Mexico?
way,
Better be sure all your plumbing
is in A-1 shape, so that ycu don't
have any breaks over the week-end,
cause starting April 24th each Sun-
There
you |
(From page 1)
the better the feature wil] be so the
co-operation of every mother and
father in the area is urgently re-
quested.
It often seems to parents that
their children are little one minute
and grown up the next. So here
is a splendid opportunity to catch
a likeness of your child or children
at this present stage of their life,
for the pleasure you get out of it
In future years and the natural
pride you ay Jae when you see
their pictures The Bulletin. You
will want to ¢ lip it out of the pap-
er to save for them when they grow
up.
Be
lutely
t of all parents, there is abso-
no obligaticn on your part
is nothing you must buy.
You den't even have to be a regu-
lar reader of this paper. And you
do mot have to buy any pictures
unless you personally wish to. No
pressure will be forced on you.

t the children themselves are
locking forward to this big event,
since first announcement, has
been shown ™in numerous instances
One child’s mother w uncertain
about the dates and they had a
discussion with the little Tyke
saying firmly, “I'm going to The
Bulletin and find out. I want my
‘pickshur took’ and put in the news-
oul
as
paper.”
So there you are!. Remember
tne place and dates. The Special
Studios will be set up at the Evang.
U. B. Church Saturday, April 9 and
will be open from 1 to 8 p. m. Do
not miss this unusual opportunity!
Besides seeing your childs picture in
the paper you get one 5x7 Silver-
| tone Portrait FREE.
day will find the younger member |
of the West Main St. plumbing firm
at Williams Grove. ——We'll see ya.

When forced to choose between
two evils, man favors the one’ he
hasn't tried before.
My stooges are slipping. There's
several laffs been reported but my
stooges can only remember portions
>
MOUNT JOY NETMEN
WON ALL THEIR MATCHES
Mt. Joy’s net squad won every
match in a battle with Manheim
Twp., Monday. Scores:
Singles
Ranck (Mt. Joy) defeated
(Manheim Twp.) 6-2, 6-1.
Cramer (Mt. Joy) defeated Martin
(Manheim Twp.) 6-0, 6-0
Bezston (Mt. Joy) defe: ated Born
(Manheim Twp.) 11-9, 1-6, 6-1.
Engle (Mt. Joy) defeated Kohler
(Minheim Twp.), 6-2, 2-6, 6-2.
Joanne Cramer (Mt. Jov) defeated
Kant
Stauffer (Manheim Twp.) 9-7, 6-1.
Doubles
Ranck and Beaston (Mt. Joy) de-
feated Born and Kant (Manheim
| Twp.) 6-4, 6-4.
| lastic
of them. Fine thing!
“I want a nice present for an
cld gentleman,” a local young lady |
told the haberdasher.
“Yes, ma’'m, something nice in
ties?” said the clerk.
“No, he has a long beard,” ex-
plained the lady.
Hmm, maybe a fancy belt might
be suitable.” |
No, he has a long beard,” came
the answer.
The clerk sighed: “How about
carpet slippers?”
“Just what good have you done
fcr humanity?” asked the judge be-
fore passing sentence on the pick-
pocket.
“Well,” said the confirmed crimin-
“I've kept three or four detect-
ives working regularly.”

It must be Spring: we saw a

Scctsman throwing away hi {ma
tree the other day.
A Florin youth is extremely mad.
He is complaining that a York man
did him out of $50,000 An d at
such figures I inquired how it hap-
pened, and he explained: “He would
not let me marry his daughter.”
When you are in tco much of a
hurry, you pass more than you can
catch up with.
A mule and a midget’ car met
one day on the highway near Jim
Berrier’'s and stcod for some time
locking at each other.
Finally the mule said, “I am a
horse, may I ask what you are?”
“I am an automobile,” said the
midget car. And then
laughed heartily.
Definition: Farm-A place where
the whole family
breakfast table.
gathers at the
Back at the barn dance last week
I overheard a Senior girl say to her
escort, “Why didn't you shave be-
fore bringing me to the dance. He
answered: “I did.” She asked:
“When?” He answered: “Just be-
fore I came over to wait for you.”
She Kept Quiet!!
when
A gir] can be sweet
wants,

Which reminds me that my wife
Regiment,
wants me tp dig garden tonight,
Oh, my achin’ back.
. A WISE OWL
eee
SPORTSMEN MEET MONDAY
Mount Joy Sportsmen's Assoc.
will meet in regular session Mon-
day, April 11th, at the Fire House
Two very interesting movies will
{ Is Here
| Bainbridge,
Bob Cramer and Booth (Mt. Joy)
defeated Martin and Kohler (Man-
heim Twp.) 6-4, 6-0.
rn —- A
MOUNT JOY HIGH WON
ITS GAME WITH MANHEIM
Mount Joy High made it two
straight in the Inter-County Scho-
Tennis League yesterday by
defeating Manheim 7 to 0 Scores.

Singles
Ranck, Mt. Jey, defeated Reitz,
6-3, 6-0.
Bob Cramer, Mt. Joy, defeated
Shank, 6-0, 6-0.
Beaston, Mt. Joy, defeated Kray-
bill, 9-7, 6-2.
Joanne Cramer, Mt. Joy, defeated
Nissley, 6-1, 6-3.
Engle, Mt. Joy, defeated Wicken-
heiser, 6-1. 6-2.
Doubles |
Ranck and Brooks, Mt. Joy, de-
feated Reitz and Shank, 6-3, 6-1.
B. Cramer and Beaston, Mt. Joy,!
defeated Kraybilli and Nissley, 6-0,
6-0.
a
SHOULD MAKE FISHING GOOD
Yesterday pre-season stocking of
streams in the county were
A total of
tributed in
trout
completed. 15,350 legal
size fish were dis var-
950 Brownies
in the Big Chickies Wed-
At the time 3350
put into Shearer's Run.
eee
NOW STATIONED IN JAPAN
Ffc. Elias E. Dissinger, nineteen,
son of Mr. and Mrs. Howard M.
is stationed at
on Honshu Island,
with Troop C, 12th Cavalry
First Division.
He was promo
[ev 2nd
el A re
fresh waters
were put
nesday. same
Brocks were
Dissinger, Salunga,
Camp McGill
Japan,
Cavalry
) his on
ted tc grade
— FE) Contig Events
Sim Sale
Saturday, ‘April 29,
and 30, the Bible Class of
the Trinity Church will
hold a Rummage sale at the Parish
Friday and
Ladies’
Lutheran
House.
Friday open from 1 to 9 p. m.
Saturday open at 10:00 a. m.
UR
SPELLING BEE
At Milton Grove School Thurs-
day, April 7th, at 7:30 p. m.
Classes: first spelling taught by
Mrs. Henry Hackman; second spel-
ling taught by Miss Ruth Heisey;
General information by Mr. Emer-
n Rohrer; also a Pa. Dutch Class.
ES iii hk
WILL PRESENT OPERETTA
A two-act operetta, “Look Who
', will be presented by pu-
pils of the Conoy Twp. High School,
later this month.
The musical comedy has English
and Spanish settings.
lili

be shown by the State Forest and | FOR COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP
Stream, one “It Can Happen Here,” |
a picture of the forest fire in Maine,
also The Realm of The Wild.
The public is invited.
A reeset
When in need of Printing. (any-
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
| White Flyer shoot will be held
| the Utilities Trap and Skeet
County
at
Club
south of Lancaster on Saturday,
April 16, it was announced.
we effi
Patronize Bulletin advertisers,
The Lancaster
annual

—
p—
| WONDER WHY
GRAB A COUPLE
HUNNERT OF THOSE
4

TH’ GOVMINT DOESN'T /

WELL,
THEY'VE TRAINED
PIGEONS
TO CARRY
MESSAGES:

= WHY COULDN'
THEY TRAIN THOSE
BIG-MOUTHED BABIES

"GAME NIGHT
BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER
Every Wednesday Night
EVERYONE WELCOME
—AT—
AMERICAN LEGION
POST NO. 185
MOUNT JOY, PA.

THIS HAPPENED OUT WEST
FELLOWS, BETTER NOT TRY IT
David Elldred’'s wife got tired of
her daughter's baby
So David put
pushing car=
riage. a motor on
1t
They had
which had
had
as a self-propelled
said they, El-
licenses
And
get a
Then came the police
said the powered buggy,
traveled Dre miles an hour,
to be classified
vehicle. Therefore,
!dred would have to get
plates, lights brakes.
Mis. Elldred would have
driver's
Mrs
riage again.
————
and
to
license.
Elldred is pushing the car-

Playground Color Scheme
A playground color scheme for
children’s playground equipment,
which has been put into practice in
Canada, is green and yellow. The
explanation for this choice of color
is that green is restful to children’s
eyes while the orange-yellow pro-
vides a quick vision contrast which
indicates danger points. For this
purpose, the advocates of this
painting motif emphasize that yel-
low is the most highly visible of
all colors.
What ‘Pressing’ Means
The term ‘‘pressing’’ means
setting the iron directly down upon
fabric and lifting it directly up
without to and fro action, Woolens
should always be pressed to avoid
ruining the shape of the garment
and the surface finish of the ma-
terial. Likewise, laces, nets and
other delicate materials should be
pressed to avoid tearing the ma-
terial.
Fowl Pox
Fowl pox is an old enemy of the
poultry flock. It can be prevented
by vaccination when the birds are
a few weeks old, and pullet flocks
which have not been previously im-
munized can be protected by vac-
cination with pigeon type vaccine
when they are placed in the laying
house. Pigeon type vaccine gives
temporary immunization; and the
| vaccination will prevent outbreaks
of fowl pox which might stop egg
production for four weeks or more.
Before Canning
To prevent light colored fruit
such as apples, pears, and peaches
from darkening, drop them into a
vinegar solution. Use two table-
spoons of salt and two tablespoons
of vinegar to a gallon of water.
Fruit should have a slight rinse be-
| fore canning.

Joseph Henry
Joseph Henry (1797-1878), Amer-

ican physicist, constructed the first
electromagnetic motor, the fore-
runner of all electric motors. He
helped organize the U. S. weather
bureau and was the first secretary
of the Smithsonian institution,
Electric Fences
Electric fences are preventing

railroad wrecks by rock falls. In-
stalled along bluffs or in other
danger zones, they automatically

set block signals in stop pos
when a fence is broken by &
fall.

Aphis Control
plants are infested
with
complete coverage with in-
When
aphids,
secticide is necessary for satisfac-
tory control. Care must be taken
to apply the aphicide to both sides
of leaves and stems.
Lunch Box Sandwiches
Day-old bread is best for lunch-
box sandwiches because it is firm
enough to spread easily and to hold
the filling, yet it is not too hard
nor dry as older bread may be.
To Clean Copper
Salt and vinegar or lemon does
a good job of cleaning copper.
Sprinkle the copper with salt, rub
with the vinegar or lemon, rinse
well, and dry with a soft cloth.
‘Shooting
Match
-— AT —
Siegrist Cafe
Along the Marietta-Lancaster pike
SAT., APR APRIL 9
Large Hams
12, 16, and 20 Gauge Guns
SHELLS FURNISHED
Standing and Flying Targets
Sponsored by Columbia Roquet
Club

Well folks, ladies and Pa. State College.
U. S. A. citizens far and near,
will now sound off on how our aa
Uncle Samuel has gone frantic on pringtime
garnering under
ectrie
stop readin’-
er business
the private power people
with
ery man’s job to put on socialism
hefore
over.
perusin’
the
dling
the
gets electricity completely under its
thumb and has time
for
Folks who stand by
Govt.
thinking it
-need to be alerted.
communism with all his might
main.
Henry.
breath for
dams
cross the
Sambo in
ie Socialism,
THE LOW DOWN|,
HICKORY GROVE
oy ue 50, says, but don’t | NEW AND USED
ell me—start work on your man!
there in Congress—he is the guy. MACHINES
Yours with the low-down FOR IMMEDIATE
wv DELIVERY
Experiments have shown grass si-
lage to be as palatable and benefi-
from cial to sheep and beef cattle as the
corn silage, says C.
tension livestock
ex~-
the
A. Burge,
specialist of

the el-
don't |
his wing,
Now
-keep going—the pow-
light business.
Have Your Car
Polished & Waxed
is not just a subject for
to wrestle
it is every woman's and ev-
we all break out with it all
Whoever you are that may be
this essay, you are in for

same stripe of expensive med-
as is now being practiced on
folks, the Gove.
AT
Van's Servicenter
MOUNT JOY, PA.
kilowatt once
to gaze around
barge into.
let the
business— |
more businesses to
and
4-7-1t

grab the
is the other guy's baby
power

Uncle is fighting |
and
Harry says he
Sewing
Machines
And then what. What,
He is asking in the same
money for more |
and bigger power stations
land. And that—putting |
all those houses
says
more
B=
|
powey
|
|
100: per cent, which is |
first cousin to Communism. {
It does saund queer, don't it,

says |

PHONES: AND SERVICE
(Mt. Joy 3-4081 E'town 928R7 5
. Phone 216J 111 N. Market St.
| bo
TT ll Elizabethtown, Penna.
Patronize Bulletin advertisers, | 11-24-tf
C. M. WEBB
Convert your treadle sewing
machine into a portable or con-
sole. Repairs for All makes of
machines.
& SON
122 South Barbara Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.
ROOFING — SPOUTING
SHEET METAL WORK
ROOF PAINTING
We pick up and deliver any-
where. We buy used Singers.
J. V. BINKLEY
SEWING MACHINE SALES

BULLER’S BEAUTY SALON
FLORIN, PENNA. OPEN EVENINGS

aoe SPRING SPECIALS
Ley a Cold Waves, Regular $8.00 Now $5.00
SS ; Machineless, Regular $5.00 Now $4.00
Nome Machineless, Regular $6.00 Now $5.00
J pr CALL NOW FOR APPOINTMENT
PHONE MT. JOY 3-4330 Maude Buller, Propr.
3-10-tf

MOUNT JOY
American Legion
DANCING
FRIDAY —~ SUNDAY
8:00 TO 12:00
Stark’s Orchestra
THREE GUYS AND A GAL
MEMBERS ONLY
9:00 TO 1:00

Jewelry with
GLAMOUR .
» add allure nw loveliest

Chas fl Sparkling rhinestones
radiant rubies . exotic stones s glow
forth from bracelets, pins and chok-

ers.
Charm
our: jewelr)
sonality,
KOSER'S WATCH SHOP
DIAL MT. JOY 3-4015
your friends: by selecting
to give you poise and per=

Chocolate Avenue, FLORIN, PENNA

— Fr
Watch Rep epairing
CLYDE TRIPPLE
12 West Main Street
Hershey's Store Bldg.,
MOUNT JOY, PA.
1-13-3 mo.

AUSHERMAN BROS.,
Realtors
James P. Haus, Agent
Phone 3-5711
Cor. Jacob & Mount Joy Sts.

Dr.H.C.Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
163 S. Charlotte 8t,
Telephone 137-R
Mon, & Wednes. 9.5:30
Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P, M.
Tues Fri, Sat,
9:30.1:00.2-5 P. M.
ELIZABETHTOWN
16 E. High St,

Telephone 24-R

City Shoe Repairing Co. |
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES ?
DON'T WAIT TOO LONG
BRING THEM IN.
30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET
LANCASTER, PENNA.

———— RA Tints
EVENINGS J oO Y SATURDAYS
MA
SHOWS TINEE
AND
erm | THEATRE | velo
2:00 P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa. EC

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, APRIL 8 - 9
JOHN WAYNE — HARRY CAREY
“Three Godfathers”
MONDAY — TUESDAY, APRIL 11 - 12
BURT LANCASTER — JOAN FGINTAINE
“Kiss The Blood Off My Hands”
-in-

-in-

WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, APRIL 13 - 14
MARX BROS. — KITTY CARLISLE
“A Night At The Opera”
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, APRIL 15 - 16
TYRONE POWER — GENE TIERNEY
“That Wonderful Urge”
-in-

§
ANNUAL

Beer!Call 3-4189
For Home Delivery
WACKER
SPRENGER
VALLEY FORGE
PIEL'S
PRIOR
ROLLING ROCK
ALE & PORTER
Victor J. Schmoll
—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 9 P. M.
Drive In For Curb Service

Quality Meats
Fruits & Veseisblos!
|Q
KRALL'S Meat Market
ALSO
A FULL LINE OF
AT

West Main St.. Mt. Joy

Came
Everything
you want
IN AUTOMATIC
COAL HEATING!
WAGNER
HARD COAL
STOKER-BOILER

v Freedom from furnace chores
v Protection against fuel shortages |
v Big saving in fuel bills
v Clean, steady heat
v Year ‘round hot water at
extremely low cost
Mall coupon for surprising facts
on the Wagner Stoker-Boiler Unit

H. S. Meckley & Sons

15 W. Main St., Mt. Joy, Pa.
Whhout obligation, tell me about the Wager
Stoker and your easy poyment terms.
NAME

HS. Meckley & sors
15 West Main Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.
Phone 3-5983
12-9-3mo.

Subscribe for the Bulletin.
boat

EGG
HUNT
AT
St. Luke's NS Church
Saturday, April 16, 1949
AT 10:00 A. M.

3 AGE GROUPS
A—1 to 4 yrs. B—5 to 7 yrs. C—8 to 10 yrs.
Prizes For Each Group
SPONSORED BY ST. HILDA'S GUILD
TICKETS 15¢
Rain Date — Sunday, April 17
2:30 P.

————
|
re
EIT IEE ELLE LTH ETE 2 A FARIA) 4
o«
7s
II III 117001
x
Sw, 11 12107777001

ELLE TTT EEE EERE LE
Regulation “W” requires
a specific down payment
and fixes a maximum ma-
turity for certain types of |
consumer loans*. However, loans for educa- |
tional, medical, hospital, dental or funeral ex-
penses, supported by required statement

as
to purpose, arc exempt from the regulation.
We welcome all applicants for sound credit.
For latest inf: rmation about Regulation “WW”, please
inquire at this bank.

(NON NATIONAL MOUNT
MOUNT JOY, PA.

2 [IN UNION THERE IS STRENGTH | {

Member of Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation

Everybody In This Locality Reads The Bulletin

ee
qd] 6

Ik