d—The Bulletin, Joy, Pa

OWL LAFFS| Mount Joy Won | I

BY...
A WISE OWL
Guess you heard
here in town who is so tight that
every time he winks his pants fall
down.
ladies — he started wearing
renders
We're nice
this week.
not to mention several names and
forget a couple of good laffs,
just to prove we're good guys, we
being exceedingly
and
suddenly had a bad lapse of mem- |
ory.
Did you know that the glue
three-cent stamp equals twen-
cent of
a
ty to twenty-five per
total weight of the stamp?
way it tastes some mornings when
I mail a letter it like
whole barrel of the stuff.
The
seems

There are two types of women in
fie world—those who take you for
what you are and those who take
you for what you have. —— And
brother, believe me, I got the
ter. Have I been took!!

lat-
On Sunday I'visited an extreme-
ly modern farm and realizing
the ultra equipment that it
have cost penny,
must
a and
knowing the tenant's financial sta-
tus, I asked: “Did you
money on your farm?”
replied: “Did 1? I
many government
place that I have t
with political pull.”
pretty
borrow
And he
have
loans on
milk the cows
SusS= |
by |
about the chap |
Now don’t get alarmed you |
We had two requests |
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| Millersville from

er win it or else at least prevent
gaining a second
Will Publish Pictures
leg on the trophy, and retaining it
| for another year. (From page 1)
The Mount Joy team is composed There are absolutely no strings
| of Gene Crider, Jack Breneman and attached to this offer. You don't
| avn haoriber even :
{ Hank Hallgren who are now parti- have to be a subscriber or even a
| cipating for the third nsecutiv reader of the Bulletin No» js 3
pe or onsec p
{ CH & .,mpulsory that you purchase any |
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year in the tourney, Harold Fellen- pictures of your child after they |
baum, Bobby Zink and Bill Conrad are taken. However you pay do
are in their second year, while Skip so if you wish, but that will be en- |
tirely up to you as no high-pres-
Libhart, Burton Shupp, George bu :
{ Weber and Jim Memminger are in|ged to urge you to do so.
| the affair
SO |
the |
| team to replace
People wouldn't get diverced for |
didn’t
rea-
such trivial reasons if they
get married for such trivial
sons.
A Landisville
man had been a-

! action the remainder of the season.
| tournament,
for the first time.
added
It has been said that “The Best
For The Future Is In
and you had better
them now as they
street for they are |
the Investment
who Our
i take a look
a serious
Hass you on he
regular county league | es Citizens of Tomorrow on whom
to
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Sload’s condition has im- all of us are depending to make the |
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was
Paul Sload,
illness at the‘
Memminger
contracted
close of the
schedule.
proved favorably but he'll be out of future World a better
is right at this time.
The only way we can give
readers a good leok
“world builders”
The
one than it
all our
at these future |
is with co-opera- |
Mothers and Fathers or |
the
ineligible
Marsh Gemberling,
who
local pro
player is for the
is coaching the team, tion.

way on a business trip, and before | and his experience proved very of Mount Joy and all Sage |
SAVING A te ... | valuable in the teams overtime win 'OURding communities are urged to |
Ic aving had instructed his threc | 5 aol Guarevvill bring their children in to be photo- |
children to help their ma ther | OV! ft Quarryvi e team. graphed so that we may have their |
while he was away. After greet- In another game in the quarter pictures to publish in a forthcoming |
ing them on his return he asked | finals Millersville knocked off series entitled “Our Future
; | E-tow utfit 81-45
the three children what they had | E-town outfit 81-45. SHE ih is |
been doing to help Mother “1 Mount Joy's score Friday night; Youll be mighty glad that you |
- De pute did for where is there a Father or |
washed the dishes,” said Bob. : a Mother of a little tyke who would |
wiped them,” said Betty. And Legion G FI Tl, pe proud to see his or her pic- |
little Mary added: “I picked UP [pea 2 i = ture in the Bulletin? Many will cut |
the pieces.” Nice Team Work! |sp hia eG. 2 0 ; them out and treasure them for the |
reac, “ years to come. We want as many |
Carroll G .............. 0 0 ssibl ily
= : ee . jd 2 as possible so don’t forget the time |
If you see Chet Wei drive Samsion 3 tLe ae 3 2 18 and place, at the U. B. Chur vo
1 : srshey 1 1 |
thru town in a Shirk Motor Truc * | Wi 4 Ferrari . 0 0 Saturday, April 9, from 1 p. m. to |
: . : tel. C :
and it looks as though the cab is | Ackamp G 1 8 p.m.
on fire, den’t be alarmed! Its { Newswanger G .... 0 o o Several poses will be taken as- |
just the glare of those red pillows | —.. [SUNG you ol a food Sssoriment of f
Gertie made for him. Totals .............. 21 ¥7- 59 proofs OI » igi ; yout [
Mt. Joy Legion G Fl Tm selection of the cne you He
Libhart F 6 5 17 best and wish to see published, And |
I was invited for a ride with a Fellenbatm 5 1 1 remember each mother will get one |
Donegal St. family and really letiCrider C .............. 2 0 4 9x7 Silvertone portrait of her child |
myself in for something. That{Zink C ............... 5 10 20 OF child Sen fre: rl
man drives like he’s got a date | Breneman 4 0 8 yi bis a on
with the hereafter and doesn Memminger G ......... i 1|OF ALL THE BOWLS, HAVE |
res ar and es 7 1 i 1
an > he Lite A hot. w -.............. 0 1 1 YOU HEARD OF BLOODY BOWL? |
< 0 3 ate, 1Yynoo, /e | ———————————— r
Ly ars he = | We have cur Rose Bowl, Orange
were wizzing down the highway! Totals .............. 22 18 62 Bowl © Bowl and. Ste ol
a precarious tum in the| Score by Periods Bowl, Sun Bowl and Sugar Bowl
road his: timid wife ventured: «1|QU ARRYVILLE . 13 16 12 15 3—59 for athletic events, but it took the |
: MT. JOY +. ....... 11 14 14 17 6—62 slave labor of 12,000 Jews and]
don’t want to be a backseat driver : . 2 i
Jonathan, but I don’t believe that Reforaste -Bensinger and Merig. Christians to build Rome's blocdy |
vb lieve at | re ae 2
: 3 : bowl. This they had to do in cne |
Lillboard is going to turn cut for | CAMPARE THEN AND NOW Ye .
| year’s time back in 80 A. D. To
us.’
Middle age is when a man stops
trying to dodge temptations, and
| Pilgrim Fathers
starts checking to see if he missed |
any.
A WISE OWL
A Qn
FARMERS’ GAS TAX REFUND
STILL DEBATED IN HOUSE
| flower
| Queen Mary
House Republican leaders at Har- |
risburg continued to ponder
question of granting farmers
the |
re-
funds of gasoline taxes paid on fuel |
used in the production of food.
The Senate passed
a bill to grant farmers
take between $5,000,000 and 6,000-
000 in from the motor fund in the team,
next two years.
House leaders,
contended that the
however,
cost of the re-
unanimously |
refunds |
which one proponent estimated may |
| MAYTOWN
have | REDEEMER
| MAYTOWN
funds is not known and are study- |
ing a plan for a legislative inquiry | FELLER'S SPEED BALL
into the whole problem, thus defer-
ring action on farmer refunds until | fast a: baseball travels when
1951.
sn A Ue
SHOOTING MATCH
Saturday, March 26th, a shooting | miles per hour.
match for large Hams will be held
at Siegrist Cafe along Marietia
Lancaster = Pike. Sponsored by
Columbia Roquet Club.
|
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When the Mayflower brought the
celebrate the the Colos- |
was called, |
opening of
she
seum, as this structure
; the blood thirsty spectators sat
lifeboat from the Queen Mary will } 2% 100 d SH ¢ Sp ota or Sat
oug avs ‘oe rg
than all of the May- through days of “games,” dur- |}
a
flower’s passengers 145! The May- ing which some :
wes a ship of 180 tons, 95 3,000 gladiators met their
2 A
and 26 feet wide. The hati : .
is 1018 feet long and HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
her tonnage is listed at 80.000! The ne Tor OF RAINFALL?
el), if
America
carried 102 Just
to
passengers. one
carry more
and
death
5,000 animals
feet lcng
haven't, here's a
Mayflower could easily be tucked : you :
. 1 1 at |
away in one corner of Mary's main little |
An inch of rain may not
irs sound |
room, und |
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LEGION “5
COPS 73-35 TRIUMPH cn an acre of ground or 72,000 tons
The Maytown Legion basketball 0 @ square mile.
team had little trouble in whipping fall will amount to the same thing.
the Harrisburg Redeemer Church Scientists have estimated that rain |
73 to 35, in an exhibition and snow 1n the amount of sixteer |
| game at Maytown Wednesday night. million tons per second falls on the |
11 5 8 11--35 entire outs surface..
hn vain 18 28 2 25-73
ere
dining
like much but actually it means
that 113 tnos of water have fallen
|
A 10 inch snow=-
THIS MAN IS SIMPLY
WALKING AERIAL
how, Through a quirk of nature there
it are: some people whose bodies act
Have you ever wondered
leaves the’ hand of +a "big league/as perfect radio aerials." : There
f =
pitcher? Bob Feller’'s pitch has is one case on record of a man |
been measured at traveling 986 whose entire body shakes “so
lviolently whenever a radio is play-
(ed near him, that a special CANE
Everybody reads newspapers but had to be built with various eos |
NOT everybody reads circular ad«|densors for tuning the offending |
tising in the Bulletin. | programs out of his system.
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sured salesmanship methods will be | in

have fatal results.

Protecting Trees From Rabbits
Rabbits can cause severe dam-
age to trees. A common repellant
is lime sulphur. To prepare the
material, mix dry lime sulphur in
sufficient water to make a thin
paint. It can be applied with a
brush or rag swab on a stick and
it can be sprayed on.

Commercial X-Rays
First commercial use of X-rays
the United States began in 1922
when, after a long period of de-
velopment and research, X-ray
transformers, controls and tubes
reached a degree of perfection that
made possible the use of relative-
ly high voltages.

Emotional Conflicts
Even the skin may reveal emo-
tional conflicts. Many patients with
‘‘allergies’’ have ative reactions
to tests for allergy and do not re-
spond well to allergy treatments—
but they do show definite symptoms
of psychologic maladjustment,

Blackcock
Blackcock is so or name for
he Black Grouse, Black Game or
Heath Hen, the % le of which is
he Grey Hen, It is found in the
1 of Scotland, north of
in Irel and in
certal
sections of Eu

and,
rope
Asia.
and
Save Ironing

Save extra work in ironing 3
folding straight pieces of the fam-
ily wash a 7 come from the line
and pl d smooth |
in the b: m as un-
wrinkled

Smooth Tee Crew am

Siegrist Cafe
Along the Marietta-Lancaster pike
SAT., MAR. 26th
12, 16, and 20 Gauge Guns
SHELLS FURNISHED
Standing and Flying Targets
Sponsored by Columbia Roquet
Club
C. M. WEBB
& SON
122 South Barbara Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.
ROOFING — SPOUTING
SHEET METAL WORK
ROOF PAINTING
PHONES:
Joy 3-1081 E'town 928R7
DODO 5

Ice crystals in ice can
be reduced by fast fre , stir- |
ring or agitation, adding air by |
beating or by i ed egg |
whites, whipped c |
Facts About Lice
Animal lice are of two kinds,
| biting lice and sucking lice. Biting
| lice are sometimes called bird
lice. Cattle lice are also of two
kinds, b g and su
Pullets Need Room
Give puliets plenty
three and one-half to
feet each—in a cl
plenty of feeding anc

equipment.
Clean Milk Equipment
All equipment that comes into
contact with milk should be rinsed
with cool water immediately after
use and then washed and sterilized.
Soil Treatment

Sewing
Machines

NEW AND USED
, MACHINES
FOR IMMEDIATE
DELIVERY
Convert your treadle sewing
machine into a portable or con-
sole. Repairs for All makes of
machines.
We pick up and deliver any=-
where. We buy used Singers.
J. V. BINKLEY
SEWING MACHINE SALES
AND SERVICE
Phone 216J 111 N. Market St.
Elizabethtown, Penna.
11-24-tf

Soil treatment and fertilizers add

to the feeding quality of crops be-
cause of the chemical nature of the
basic elements they contain,
U. 8. Golf Courses
If the 5,000 golf courses in the
United States were placed end to
end they would form a 1l6-lane
highway, 8,000 miles long.

Danger in Gasoline
Many deaths occur annually as a
result of using gasoline for clean-
ing purposes. Gasoline has no
place in the home.
Sierra Nevadas
Sierra Nevada range of eastern
California holds about a dozen
peaks rising above 14,000 feet.

Best for Weeds
2,4-D is still the outstanding weed
killer among a host of chemicals
coming from the laboratories.
es el
There is no better way to boost
your business than by local news-
paper advertising.

0, A /
yi NEVER BUY
OF PEDDLER

NOT WITH SUCH FINE
BARGAINS IN OUR
HOME NEWSPAPER!

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LANCASTER, PENNA.
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MOUNT JOY
American Legion
DANCING
FRIDAY ~~ SUNDAY
9:00 TO 1:00 8:00 TO 12:00
Stark’s Orchestra
THREE GUYS AND A GAL
MEMBERS ONLY
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Thursday, March 24, 1949 REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes J
| . = — y RS AAA
' | pr ———— ———— [ ARE RAY J O Y
REMEMBER — i'M SURE LL \ EVENINGS SATURDAYS
NO TALKIN IN TH' LIBRARY WANNA ASK YA sHOWS
THIS TIME! WE GOT SOMETHIY' BUT MY i | AND
ST (SEA | [zm THEATRE | wi
- WILL HELP THAT! ) - | SATURDAYS .
. i 2:00 P. M.
| Opener; In Semi- S30 8M: Mount Joy, Pa. ANTI,
A ———————
nals Friday Nit | MARCH 25 - 26
Ima S ri ay ie FRIDAY—SATURDAY,
|
| i i f | INNIS YGAN — DOROTHY MALONE -in-
In the Junior Chamber of Com- DENNIS MORGAN DORC 0
merce’s annual basketball tourna- | “0 5 d Af ernoon
ment, an aggregation representing { ne un ay t
| Mt. Joy won a humdinger of a [
game from Quarryville Friday ev- i wi —
oR 3 : TUESDAY, MARCH 28 - 29
ening 62-59, in a contest that went Everyludy véads newspapers but "EXPERT MONDAY—TUE oan ;
nis The games ae ow L | NG Undulant Fever NOT everybody reads circular ad- | Wat h Re airin SPENCER TRACY — JEANETTE MACDONALD
played on Hand ‘Junior High Court i Undulant fever is transmitted to isi i C Pp g
| C vertising left on their door step. ® . 99
at Lancaster. — | human beings from infected live- CLYDE TRIPPLE “San Francisco
With Bobby Zink, of F & M, at MOUNT JOY TOWN ‘A’ LEAGUE | Stock. In han. the infection is 9 12 West Main Str
5 feito . i ‘jca ristory. shows various forms shey's Stor 8] .
20 points, 10 St Diem os foul con- Bennett's YG SG TG TL | of undulant which MOUNT JOY, PA. WEDNESDAY—-THURSDAY, MARCH 30 - 31
versions and Skip Libhart bagging Hepple 153 151 148 452 | gearcely makes patients and 1-13-3 :
4 sce y akes patients ill and 3-3 mo. ial SHEARER tet Ws dn
Mt. Joy just horned into the E. Brown 157 148 167 472 | another which causes extreme ill- taurant = DE .
mi-finals to be played on the Kinsey 153 197 142 492 | oqo for weeks. Most patients are ! bb Ik A C k d Mil 99
i 7 3¢ 552 :
same court on Frid: iy evening, and Sen, ler Jo 1 130 oa moderately sick over a long period 45 EAST MAIN ST. AUSHERMAN BROS., Wa ro0 e 1 e
> tresses Lila a J y 3. w rears rer 10
“believe-you-me” many are net 1a ay of time; two ye ry of MOUNT JOY Realtors
{ing our aggregation to cop the Totals . 844 840 813 2497 ey be pied, Nowy oben James P. Haus, Agent
laurels. Kreider’s FG SG TG Li °, Re Monday thru Saturday Phone 3-5711 FRIDAY—SATURDAY, APRIL 1 - 2
rieht M theots|PACKEr 155 190 18% 533 | Cover : : :
|p night Mi. Joy meets) SCReY ...... 186 166 208 560 | obese Dinner served 11-2 and 5 to 8 ||| Cor Jacob & Mount Joy Sts. GREGORY PECK — RICHARD WIDMARK -in-
RCA at 9:00 p. m. These lads Goltrichor 170 179 174 523 | Baby's Eyes 09
| knocked off Haddad in the opener H Eo = D0 5 rea Although attending physicians “wy ii Ww Sk
| Brown ...... 165 209 182 556 4
| 51-36. Brae 191 171 173 535 | Will discover any eye abnormality Closed Sundays . e130 y
This is the third vear thi ee 1 in a baby ‘during treatment after —— Dr H C Killheffer |
5 is the turd yeor 1inat ihe Total 867 915 925 2707 | birth, parents should be alert to . . |
tourney has been held and Mount iad iy : Te notice troubles that may develop Breyers Ice Cream Optometrist a GEE id
| Joy won it the first year, and came Garhart's FG SG TG . | thereafter. Abnormalities to be BULK AND GALLONS P I pt T
in third last year. Millersville who Scheider 202 190 200 592 looked for include inequality in 6s PANE at TG. A M E N I G
1 ORY ale : Y Darr, re = 179 5 he size of pils, cloudiness, dis- arlo
Yon leet yeu is ole ane of dell Pease!) ...... 15 17 13 45 US NEW Sere. Sse OL ® Telephone 137-R BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER
four remaining teams, and there is R. Brown ...... ol “0 10 ol abi Np. : Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30 { ®
ag that thou wi .. Reinhold 201 191 190 582 | regular round shape of a pupil. on ae ow.
: Spo Shane fat Ni ao Thee 173 194 180 547 | EET i YE | Every Wednesday Night
1e locals In the finals if they defeat n Case of Fire a
| . ry Tues Fri. Sat, || ME
Columbia Lutz five, and Mount Joy, Total ......... 868 840 871 579 | Always be prepared for fire. 9:30.1:00.2-5 P. M. || EVERYONE WELCO
can down the RCA five. According funk FG SG TG Ti| When entering buildings, choose ELIZABETHTOWN || —AT—
to the rules of the Tournament a Frey 203 1% 187 3G} your exis wd ugmate BE I AN L EGION
{ : t tt 1 1 3 Hostetter ....... 196 182 170 543 | path of escape. Locked or ob- Telephone 23.R A MM Hi
eam must win the championship 3p, Irix ........ 169 177 190 536 | structed exits or fire hazards {
| years in succession in order to gain R. Pennell ...... 169 170 168 507 | should be reported. If burned in a : POST NO. 185
permanent possession of the covet- Funk .......... 245 194 177 616 fire, report for medical treatment. Wo HOW ARE YOUR SHOES ? | MOUNT JOY, PA.
| ed travelling trophy, so it is of vi-| _ : % 919 1 02 "0 | Many burns or smoke inhalations DON'T WAIT TOO LONG ea a ;
[ tal importance that Mount Joy eith- Total ........ 332 919 1 | which do not at first seem serious BRING THEM IN. RE 0, Aas

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Fruits & Vegetables
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15 W. Main St., Mt. Joy, Pa.
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ADDRESS
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15 West Main Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.
Phone 3-5983

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[t's a good loan when it
can meet these tests: Is the
purpose of the loan con-
structive? Will the loan
really help the borrower? Can the loan be made
without contributing to rising prices? Can the
borrower repay the loan out of his earrfings with-
out hardship? When the answer is ‘yes’ to these
questions, the loan is most likely to be approved
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