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By Gene Byrnes JOIN The
Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, March 17, 1949 REG’LAR FELLERS
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You know, getting down to brass Se $5 ja
tacks--we are a pas sel of buck IH nba —
passers. We Wom fe Fag m= MAIL TO: CHAS. BENNETT, IR., Comntander American Legion
and congress--and Uncle Harry for oe y vi
our aches and pains, and especial- | MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
ly at tax-paying time We for- |
get how we voted for more play- - —
ground and leap-frog directors, and Figuring Cost of Clothes B E NN ETT ? S | MOUNT Tov
another half dozen dams ) Cow The number of outfits a girl owns W t h R | L eo
= fie ha ) dams on has little to do with the usefulness a C e pairing A m e Pr ) | [J a in eg i oO n
1 oo over 8 of her wardrobe. The suitability of {
Gaul this i Is divi H Like | Was her clothes is more important than Re st aurant CLYDE TRIPPLE
to the barkers telling us . the number. And the clothes which 12 West Main Street |
hcw wonderful it is on the inside, Telling You cost the most are not the clothes 45 EAST MAIN ST. Hershey's Store Bldg.
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AMERICAN LEGION, MOUNT JOY. PENNA.
SRY. and it costs a mere nothing to get nade of the finest materials. They : MOUNT JOY, PA.
in, we are going to have aches By | are the clothes w hich hang in the MOUNT OY 1-13-3 mo. | FRIDAY SUNDAY
W/ \X/ and pains on tax day It is so BARTLEY HOWLEY | closet, unworn. The actual cost of . {
A I5 E O L to keting all these sides any outfit is the cost in dollars and Monday ‘thru Saturday AUSHE i 9:00 TO 11:00 8:30 TO 12:00
N : > a v ‘0 > } JAUL turned a quizzical eye ON | cants divided by the number of | Dinner served 11-2 and 5 to 8! 5 RMAN BROS., |
} ; shows but getting out, there is the his companion. She had bright | tines you wear the outfit. Realtors | St Kk’ Orchestra
Just 'cause there's so many d news=--our gold watch is mis- eves that darted happily about | ———————— James P. H. Agent { ! ar S
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quisitive people who are sing. the dining car, missing nothing. | Starting Car on Ice Closed Sundays " [ THREE GUYS AND A GAL
; Veh : ‘ike I was telling you,” she said Wh tarting the on an i Phone 3-5711
know the anonymous If you even slow down on Main Like I was 8) ay hen starting the car on an icy ——————— Cor. Janch &
this colunm, Pll give you Street somebody will collar you In birdlike voice, peogle Sons pavement, do not use first gee at Breyers Ice Cream or. Jaco Mount Joy Sts. MEMBERS ONLY
Today, Saint Patrick's Day, with his idea on how to fix ev- us 8 IA 1 re all—but start in second or y Ngh—- vi " ‘
Fe : « Minute their true selves. engaging the clutch slowly. Go easy BULK AND GALLONS |
wearin’ a green carnation. erything. And at the lunch club, on You never can go the accelerator pedal to avoid :
you don’t find out who I if you have no problem for the Fiction | tcl just what a racing the engine. This allows the Dr H c Killheffer |
not my fault. guy to solve, he will cook one up person will do | tires to grip the ice better because ah ik
da and tell how to fix it. providin’, of course, he's given an | the wheels have less tendency to Optometrist
Did you ever see anyone In one month's time, if every opportunity.” Delicately she an spin. - MANHEIM iN
3 . ~ voll ‘People are ny, y pn |
more ways to get into this Mr. and Mrs. Good Citizen would leds roll og sg { Shopping Tip 165 S, Chariots Bt, 1
A Mir mai “ne Navas really are. Don’t you think 50: g Ti ' |
than this one particular guy? write thei naysh a Paul nodded silently. So far he | When purchasing a winter coat it omdl 135758 9-519 :
he is wrestling jet propelied pi- | man, and Uncle Harry--2 postcards| , qt peen given an opportunity | is wise to remember the fact that 4 Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P, M. f
geons. - Such goins’ on!! | in all and tell the old sports to! «4 speak but he didn’t mind. This | the best linings are usually slip- |
act their age, and that you can lady remintied him of his maiden | pery so that the coat will go on so 53 Fri. Sat, ||
A Back Run farmer | hardly wait until the next election, aunt, an extraordinary woman who | and off easily; firm so the lining | 9:30-1:00.2-5 P.M. ||},
] } 1 other and father to him. | won’t pull at the seams; color-fast; o ELIZABETHTOWN ||}
Auctioneer Frank and said: the atmosphere would clear up but| had been mother and & EL ers Samant, dad of & muteddal that 16 E. High St.
cow I want quick. She had been gone now for two | pre-shrunk; and of a material that Telephone 24-R
f a cow é ) Voip | won't wrinkle or stain. RE Is -
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Charlie." “Does she give . : PERT | ’ Pg
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milk?” asked Charlie. Miss Harrington, Miss Abigail Har- Queens Sting a!
can’t honestly say that rington, began again. "Take my hus- | Queen bee has a longer sting HOW ARE YOUR SHOES ? if i Auto Check-up Means Safety
é stly sa) é i "Paul lifted an | Gar Sal sas DON'T WAIT TOO LON fi
lots of milk, but I can band, for instance. an. than the worker, but rarely uses ONG hi
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yebrow. ! I i EVV sin killing ep! 2
this: she’s .a kind, gentle-natured iin 3 | It except in combat or in hilling BRING THEM IN Check These Before You Go:
i cow. ahd if she's got any MOUNT JOY TOWN ‘A’ LEAGUE “vou're wonderin’ how I could be | other queens. Instances of a bee- Ci Sh R “is C
a at CE BD By ——— Miss Rrens you, young hey Sug by a are ity oe epairmg 0. ® BRAKES ® TIRES ® LUBRICATION
she e 0 YOU. -Lalr enoug ry + Te man? It's simple. The judge gave | extremely rare. The queen does not 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET ° °
ap 5 re Bo 3g a me permission to take my maiden | lose her sting in Killing another a PENNA | STARTER MOTOR WHEELS
SC NOer ...... 95 220 ) : a o
I sat in back of two young folks |Anderson ....... 228 182 174 584 name back. That s wi ] > oe bo | : | LIGHTS IGNITION y BATTERY
ARES IOs R. Brown . C189 166 201 556 tell you about. It's almost unbe- | ——— iH
gh hg Lancester bus on bey Reinhold ....... 195 197 183 575 lievable the things that people do. | Cliieago's Population 1
night, and il ever had SHY deus Barnhart . 146 299 182 550 Arch, my husband, had a fine edu- ( The population of the Chicago A beautiful pair of rings for the’ Beer! Call 3-4189 nl ’ .
as to their love for each other 77 cation and a marvelous personal- | met slitan area approximates engagement and wedding. Both ervicen er
there is no question in my mind | Togas 951 990 907 2848 ity.” She dipped her head and | 5.3! ) persons. Seven million set with fine diamonds, both For Home Delivery
now. They're definitely in love. | Bennett's FG SG TG TI peeked coyly up. ‘Suppose it’s | pel live within a 100 mile ra- created in lovely Art-Carved gold WACKER i
They must be! She listens to him |Hopple ........ 163 196 173 532| hard to believe, but I was not so | dius of Chicago, 10 million within CONVENIENT TERMS vA ik |
describe a basketball game and he Ed. Brown ..... 176 196 157 529/ bad myself. 2 Tagius, ana 60 milion PIEL’'S {
le 5 Sirs > Ro ry within a 500-mile radius. PRIOR |
listens to her telling how her Kinsey oa 214 186 214 614 1.) |
Istens to her ellng = Spangler 162 206 137 503 “Arch was downtown one day do- | — remem h . - ROLLING ROCK |
cousin's new dress is made. Bonnett 193 176 159 591 ing some shopping for me. He was Southern Pulp, Paper JEWELER ALE & PORTER J Oo Y SAP .°
999 xe waiting for his package and what do | Southern states now are produc- £ MM ‘ Victor J. Schmoll EVENINGS SATURDAYS
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This bit of poetry from a Fresh-| Total ..... 908 960 833 2701 YOU Subbose: ing three times as much pulp and Stiows AND
man boy— rr Paul shook his head. | paper as they did in 1936. The an- PHONE 3-1124 —Distri ores 7 AND 9:00 P.M T b+ I A I R = HOLIDAYS
CA nes ov ia Kreider's FG SG TG T “Well, sir, the woman next to | nual value of the finished paper OPEN UNTIL 8 P. M. SATURDAYS
Mama passed her driver's test, x A 1 [ ne 1 Drive In For Curb S 2:
Ls Boozer : 158 159 149 466 him moved on and left her purse | products is 750 million dollars. un ervice 6-8-10 P.M 00 P. M.
Mama's feeling regal; Packer .. 2 : 160 151 159 470' right in front of him. A nice, | eto | Mount Joy, Pa.
She can dent a fender now, Geltmacher 228 168 180 576 juicy purse. Now Arch had good | What Is a Lake? CM. s |
And everything is legal. H. Brown ...... 174 156 485 pay and everything nice but there | Fish are a crop; a lake is an | Qu alit Meats FRIDAY — SATURDAY, MARCH 18-19
——— -— Kreider 155 175 534) it was — in front of him — the big | aquatic pasture, community-owned | SON y Su : 2 Si
Some mothers-in-law are just ——| purse—the opportunity. The temp- | and frequently overstocked, a con- | SO BETTY GRABLE -- DAN DAILEY -in-
ris : Loops? Total 905 807 819 2 25 3] . as Arc 1 | dition that can > poor a . .
in srs, and so doug OW, FPR Ty wis mn, pe | ln Ln 81 10 KAS ry south rar Sie arin or | “WHEN MY BABY SMILES AT ME”
eis © . SOR on Py She I: rT 3 down and wrung 1 ma P!
bolieve read he li. 223 8 155 551 per hands. “Naturally I begged him | om MOUNT JOY, PA
; % tole fo 3 or vile 167 i to take it back, pleaded until I was | on Finish for Collars | ROOFING — SPOUTING hi i
1er daughter: "I'm giving you 3. Penne i 6 2 90 538 HY , oh x can’t n home sewing, it's a good idea |
4 = Ot i blue in the face. I'll bet you can’t
husband a box of cigars for hi Hendrix ..... 199 160 182 541 De a 1 did?” Paul shook | to finish the b of collars | SHE A oe F . Vv MONDAY, MARCH 21
birthdey” Her daughter replied: [B® =: 195 151 149 455) ¥ | thin soft bias binding a | 00 ruits & egetables oo
irthday. er daughter replied: i 2 1is head | they will not be iin or’ serate PHONES: { JAMES ELLISON — JANE FRAZEE -in-
“What a nice idea, Mama, bt ow Metal OE R TR ee vol ve ot) 3 NES:
i on Je ge a a ws i hor ai S19 Mio ew guid t St under the neck of dre: = t. Joy 3-4081 E'town 928R7 y “fast Of T RY 5 99
did you know which kind to get, i course, and h ake the Tae a | h WwW id HH
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and how much to pay for them?” | SPORTSMEN ASSOCIATION purse back. the | Jumpolt Joo Creck | KRALL'S Meat Market e orses
Mama-in-law answered: “I paid | NOW HAS 551 ME MBE RS loveliest ar 1 EVEL | Jumpoff Joe creek in :
| ed: “I paid [NOW F v He towed. 71 looked | 5 Jog cragk In southern | West Main St.. Mt. Jo
nothing. For weeks ve been Mt. Joy Sportsmen’s Assoc. held din it too But it was ilk Oregon wos yl! han ea HoH af 4 ® | Y TUESDAY, MARCH 22
taking cne cigar a day out of his [their monthly meeting, Mcnday| gotten. I was never happy in it.” | ine named voc Pn
humidor. He hasn't missed them, | evening with thirty-six members Paul was silent. nT mo Bien mam e WwW 1 n g EDDIE ALBERT -- GALE STORM -in-
and I know he'll be thrilled that present amg ae i . 6 a
leg tout} NO got Bor Bitte vole er a. ‘Dude G West"
I remembered the brand he likes Four new members and few | Hives s ot b %t the ithe | Mulching Strawberrie u € oes est
the big oaf!’——Sweet isn’t she? | renewals making a total of : oe wt il over | Pine straw, which is con 1 aC ines |
end SR got on and we were hun ed oY “I the nest material for et —
nembers, was repot Y 1 stayed with him naturally because | na 3 4
On the way home from work last | the membership committee he was my husband and he wa ig hg sib £4 =i WEDNESDAY—THURSDAY, MARCH 2324
sich pi : from the | : - Ye Baie A 40.1 3at thev caught him.” | during the winter after e first a 9)
night, 1 car full of fellows from the | Game Com nittee the good to 1 ut troy a ar Am | growing season. _—— P= 2 FRANK SINATRA — KATHRYN GRAYSON -in-
Mallable suggested they stop for|pen raised pheasants were re- A shadow crossed her face. ‘The | — = I. = + |
beer befcre going home. One | leased Feb. 19t} riolla Breed T ii “Th Ki B ai 99
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of the riders said: “I'd like to Fish from their pond will be The it has now given | e ISsSIng an it
stcp off and have a drink with you, | transferred April 2nd, weather per- { official cognition to the Criolla |
breed
the stud book of Ar
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but I have to go home and explain | mitting.
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to my wife.” “Explain what?’ After the meeting pictures of the |
asked his pals. “How do 1 know, | 1948 World Series were shown by NURSEER Shoes for Tob: MACHINES C0 Al HE ATING i HE IIIS
I'm not home yet.” What a life! Mr. Bard Sandpapering the soles of a | FOR IMMEDIATE © N -
rn Wier baby's new shoes before they are | DELIVERY a 3
I bought the nicest alarm clock BOBBY ZINK AVERAGED 18.6 worn may keep him from slipping | Convert your treadle sewing 3 / 3 |
today. It has just a half a bell, | POINTS PER GAME AT F&M SHV DESY Tats machine into a portable or con- 3 MCN 3
50 that when two people ar With a great scoring burst, in When Stains sole. _ Repairs for All makes of RN 2 3 |
sleeping in the same room, it just which he racked up 31 points in If doubtful about the cause of a | machines. RN LUE x |
wakes one of them.--What will!the final game of the season, | stain in clothes or linens, alw ’ i : X wt IN
: : i : We pick up and deliver any- 3 a x
they think up next? Come to | against Gettysburg, F&M’'s basket- | use the mildest t Dien ee hy 3 4 S
think of it, which one will it wake? | ball captain, Bobby Zink, sent 18 | when removing the where. We buy used Singers. HARD COAL RN Go a ]
Well, its nct the poor clocks fault | games for a per game average of rr. BN 7 RS
k Z : ag bo Ee ‘hin Out Trees STOKER-BOILER 3 x
if the wrong one wakes up. 18.6 : ' - Ss x
oH yi A ‘crowded carrot patch must be Ny x
: The am azing feature of Zink’s thinned if you want a good crop of ® S 3 3 »
Todey cone of our camera nuts | mark is that it was compiled with carrots. The same thing applies to SEWING MACHINE SALES vi, (Lirias |
showed me a picture cf a big a team that finished with three trees. AND SERVICE |
splotch of black. “What is this | victories and 15 defeats, and has Bis .
; . Noods Fires in Sou Phone 216J 111 N. Market St.
suppossed to be? I asked. | not wan game since January 13. Woods Fires in South Peni
She picked up her purse and
beamed.
In the South a fresh wild woods
fire bursts into flames on
age of every three mint
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CORN BORER DAMAGE
“Well,” he
wanted to
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explained, always
see what the
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fooks like under my bureau wher Loss of $2,000,000 in corn damage! tricked him. That wasn't fair, was ——— a : | stion is, “Save as >
’ len Ew borer during it?" Paul shrugged. ~ | V Protection against fuel shortages | 90 question'is, "Save as wiih
I'm hunting my collar butten, so | by the Eurcpean corn borer during . i ookel hel | Barley for Hogs & ii as you possibly can, while p
Abig: arrington looke , her : > i no i i ’ mad wl
tcday, before I started hunting, I|the 1948 season was reported as a, _ Seal A oh ea my Hogs fatten well on barley. Bar. / v Big saving in fuel bills earnings are high.” The \
: WIE : : AR sami : he sprightly self again. at's | ley-fed hogs produce firm pork and 8 are high.
took a candid picture of it, and | conservative estimate by the State _,.. ) vv AY rod v eye 8S I Pork ‘an > :
ook a picture of it, onser 1) te story. I'm sorry if ve bored you | Lacon of excellent quality. ; | NEVER BUY v Clean, steady heat doliars you bank are likely to be worth much
that is it, but in a condensed Department of Agriculture. Bulk but I've always thought it was a \ 7 Yi: fh . :
Bont. «os ie. for | of fhe los wes In fold gore Ahh) hh cr ih Tran —— - OF PEDDLER Year 'round hot water 2 more later on. W hile no two families are alike in
lockin’ or him for takin’? sweet corn suffering up to $500,000 do if given opportunity.” rae Sound is described as ultrasonic extremely low cost ther needs, here is a rough guide: In a family of
| damage Paul nodded silently and paid the | jf the frequency is above 20,000 four, savings should be from $5 to $130 a month
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A new bride was completely | I errr bill Se mde) oo Jef purse and | vibrations per second, Mail coupon for surprising facts when earnings are between $150 and $600 a month
exhausted when her hubby came | WILL HOLD SHOOT FOR HAMs Peamed at him. They rose togetner | EY on the Wagner Stoker-Boiler Unit
: ai y The Milt Gr Sportsmen's and made their way back to their Smallest State
home for dinner (they live in E-| A ie a on Tove oy porismen’s seats. For the next two hours she Nevada is the smallest state in kid | |
town). “What's wrong dear?” | Assoc. are hclding a shooting| prattied on about her family and | th union from the standpoint of sw mao Se. gi Pa. | Thi
he asked, quite concerned. | match at the Milton Grove friends, his family and friends. She population. i wi : | ATIONAL MOU \ |
“Honey,” she tearfully entreated, School on April 8th at 7:00 p. m. asked many questions and answered ere rn i ma Waser i) JON! N 4 Loy p, |
“Don't ever asked me io make | for hams. them herself. The journey was over Farm Ferecast NAME ih NW MOUNT JOY, PA. AN
+ : RE n to su Aw yas - "ar in 1949 probably wi = =
diced carrots again! It took me in en k aa 3 wind a : ADDR tl =
, ‘ NOR ying hims 7s g Ss y wer 1 §:
all afterncon tb put the spots on JOIN THE LEGION NOW! Pe 5 Pepe I be 8 out as they were in i ESS 1 |
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the little cubes.’ H-E-L-P! ° | Service men eligible to join the| jerks go he placed a protective arm { ee - |
American Legion may betome a, to steady her. He jumped down and | Rice Supply H S Meckle & Sons. {
I'm gettin’ the fishin’ itch. It |member by acting now. The mem-! turned to help. Too late, he saw World supply of rice is likely to | |
continue short in 1949.
| bership drive is on, so fill out the| that one of her heels had ‘caught ay WITH SUCH FINE 15 West Main Street |
won't be long now.
A WISE OWL | coupon found on another page and ©n the step and thrown her off bal- > — A MOUNT JOY. PA. < —e —
cou it immediately. ance. He caught her neatly. There is no better way to boost BARGAINS IN OUR. ; Phone 3-5983 | 25 iN u N ION TH ER| E Is STRENGTH | i S |
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