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Bulletin,
Wt. Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, January 20; 1949 | REG'LAR FELLERS

OWL BASKET BALL
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A WISE OWL

I had eighteen bottles of whis-
key in my cellar and was told
by my wife to empty the con-
tents of same down the sink.
Being an amiable fellow I said 1
wi and proceeded ‘with the
unpleasant task. I withdrew the
cork from the first bottle and
poured the contents down the
nk, with the exception of one
lass which I drink. 1 extracted
the cork from the second bottle
ind did likewise with it, with the
exception of one glass, which 1
drank. 1 then withdrew the cork
om the third bottle and poured
the whiskey down the sink, which
I drank. I pulled the cork from
the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down the
drank. 1 pullec
the cork of
one sink out
rest
which 1
ttle
glass,
{ from
and drank
it, and threw the
iss. 1 pulled the
the glass and poured
cork down the bottle. Then
corked the sink with the
bottled the &rink and drank
pour,
When
I steadied
hand,
he hi
next
down
sink out
next
house with
the
with
the
glasses,
the
the
counted
sinks
20
&d,
bottles and
which were and as
counted them
had all the houses
which I drank.
the
some tinkle
as half
I fool s
is me,
the
came by, I
end finally
bottle,
I am not under
cne
affluence
incohol, as
am. [ am not
yeu might drink.
I don't know
drunker 1
Oh
who and
stand here
get. me!
If you see
und
any women walking
all tattered and torn and
marked with bruises

and scratches,
1
the
of
the
of
the
I
glass, |
the
I had everything emptied,
one
corks,
other,
house
again
in
in
peep 1}
as thank as
y feelish
the
longer 1
ou can just bet they were at the
Sales Day on Tuesday. Such a
mob!
A local Freshman wants to
know: If this guy Experience is |
ie best teacher why isn't he on
the faculty That is a good
( sti
A local banker tcld me that
Veeck businessman came in-
the bank and asked: “Are you
rried about whether I can meet
y I nex nonth?”
Yes 1 ’ confessed the banker.
“Good, that is what I am paying
X pe cent for,” said the
3 11
Salung 1 ladies differ in
heir maria views. One said:
“I think the: most wonderful
ing in the world is marrying the
man you want.”
“You are
ful
—the most won-
is marrying the
her friend ar-
wrong
der thing man
the other girls want,’

ies change—The most modern
itist says: There is nothing |
rong with ycur teeth but your
ims will have to come out.
A lady at Maytown had one
im in life. It was to have a
baby daughter so she could name
it June Well, yesterday she re-
dream of having a new
hesitates to
alized her
laughter, but che

mar-
—Yeah,
yme her June because she
man named Bugg.
Bugg.
1
ried a
June
Ida Weber, Fast Main
had difficulty in adjusting herseif
on
to a change made in her
She had a
put
beautiful,
in and
last week.
electric stove
next morning when she start-
get breakfast,
new,
the
ed to she
ire Nn In the other league games Man- LEGION BASKETBALL TEAM IVE CALVES GOOD START
East Donegal G Fi Tl | :
Dick. FP 29 4 heim Boro 34, East Hempfield 20; ARRANGES POSTPONED GAMES | Beginning when they are four
Hawitinme F 0 9 | Marietta 27, East Donegal 22, | The Mount Joy Legion A and B | days old, calves need dry calf
F000 ysis “ a > av-Vee ague . | starter s \ >
|Slcat F 0 0 0 MOUNT JOY 1 TOWN ‘A’ LEAG i The i oy Vee League Basketball teams will play at Eliza- | starter supplement and by the
tar dt es "la a The following scores were made ; te arin. Yo rn
Hershey 0 0 Oigreider's FG SG TG TI | i ” ros il d Frida : Yethtown this Saturday, January 22 |
Wagner G ............ 0 .0 Boozer ......... 20] 158 225 58¢ [In games playe ERY re 8 starting at 7:15 P. M. This game | h t atch
Eckman G ............ 3 2\packer ......... 161 213 160 534 Manheim Boro 3-V #4, E-own has been postponed from January 00 mg
Drayer G ............. 2 2 6H Brown ...... 170 208 191 564 | J-V 21; East Donegal J-V 24; Mt. [jo
meets 141 168 190 499 | Joy J-V 20; Marietta J-V 21; East :
Totals 1 Kreider ........ 168 193 190 551 | Hempfield J-V 14 | ‘Sat. -Sun., Jan. 29-30
Mount Joy G Fi 11 food | as | The game scheduled for Monday |
Wilson F .............. 5 2.1% goal ......... 841 935 956 2732 | ; | January 24, with New Holland has| 1st PRIZE =~ BULL
Tyndall F 1 Bennett's YG SG TG TL| MANY OF YOU CAN ENJOY | been postponed until Monday, Feb. A SECOND PRIZE WILL BE
Ranek Ee n S ......... 165 151 173 489 YEAR ROUND HUNTING | 7th at Mount Joy. The only other AWARDED |
Melue X AL «iB Brown ....... B 171 152 48¢ stead of being restricte 0 A yome. is i "od
Bice © .,. 5 9 > rg £ lug I 176 a I > id of being 1 ict d k af remaining home game is with! Mm JOY SPORTSMEN'S TRAP
Balew ©... 0.7% oe. "175 164 188 527) ev Fell pon ar fords on Monday, January 31. | FIELD LOCATED IN FLORIN
. rd ear-ro spor on > arm —— . ve
gl er G > 1 0 Bennett ......... 183 192 182 557, ve o sw) : ! : x I | Hanging and Flying Boards Will
Tes ay a 0 0 wm 879 8: 896 87 12 — Bi vv ae : ah bro pk oH | Patronize Bulletin advertisers. Be Used
hl ¥ al n adc 10n, according 0 gail » Ol- +
—— Totals ........ bh 6 2578 | fei : . el oS 2 i Te bu 12 Gauge Guns — Shells Furnished |
” Se | ClalS, « I I Pr « 10Se ral y |
Totals 24 7 Pin °G I TG Hl otirantive hounile : oll HOW ARE YOUR SHOES ? MATCH STARTS SATURDAY 1:00
Ti. oR Barnhart's FG SG TG . | attractive bounties—$4 each in the | >
Coal. 1 2 3S Wechneider ...... 153 194 17) S480. of foxes and srest home DON'T WAIT TOO LONG P. M. and SUNDAY 9:00 A. M.
OY nD 13 1 W055 Anderson... 149 192 202 543 : Bre: = BRING THEM IN. Refreshments On Crounds
wvelerees Owe anc ve = Wis
re a tein Brown, R. ...... 146 144 162 452 | a a,
BW RACE a : Reinhold ....... 187 175 203 565] ; Te City Shoe Repairing Co. Sponsored by Ladies’ Auxiliary of
LITITZ EASILY DEFEATS Barnhart ....... 171 162 191 524 MUCH LESS GAME SHOT THIS | 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET the Florin Fire Company
| MOUNT JOY LEGION | imme —— | SEASON THAN DURING 1947 x 1 y= 10
Lititz doubled Mt. Joy's Legion Total ......... 836 867 929 2632 | Pennsylvania hunters shot less | LANCASTER, PENNA. RAIN DATE SAND §
team score in the first period, held Fank Jo Se Fy on rabbits, hear and deer in 1948 than!
the lead and again more than doub- [fp boo! the year previous, the State Game
Hostetter ....... 184 237 181 602 year | S, The 1 arn i
led our score in the final peripd. Hendrix ........ 183 172 163 518 | Commission reports. We aver Bros. | BEER! Call 18J5
Result 86 to 53, Lititz. Pennell, R. ..... 163 142 181 486| The only kill increases for the | For Home Delivery
Mt. Joy Legion G Fl mMFunk .......... 172 196 214 season, the Commission said in a i 2 i WACKER
Libhatt PP = 5 1 mn gsr tenn | survey report, were for wild tur- E ectrica SPRENGER
Comvad ¥............ 6 gab Total, ........ 864 932 916 2 nz) I Sie i at | VALLEY FORGE
v " RR - eySs, ringneck neasants, raccoons, 5
a re 33 — acc pheasants, neeons | PIE
A woodchucks, waterfow
Sload C 5 3 9 Tuesday's Scores: voodanlicks, walerfow] and wood SEE US ROLLING ROCK
Hallgren G ........... 0 0 0 East Donegal 33, Marietta 29. cocks. F . ed mo ALE & PORTER
Ire > : + he seaso ook a toll of 23 lives
Brenneman G ......... 2.0 Manheim Boro 35, East Hemp- | The season to. k at Il of a Hy or all your Electrical Needs | Victor J. Schmoll
Cota >3 7 5g 32. {in hunting accidents, with another PHONE 662W2 |
als na 5¢ ; persons inlured. The 1047 fa-
Lititz G Fl 1 Mount Joy High G Fl Tl 128 pers nur l. The 18 R. D. 2 COLUMBIA | OPEN UNTIL 9 M.
Dorr Foi... 15 3 88 Wilson Pan iri 2 2 ¢| tality rate was 29 dead and 426 in- 1-6-4tp || Drive: In For Curly Service
BD. Marks FF. ............. 3 0 6 McCue F ......... vis 1 2 4 { jured.
Marks #............ 6 9 18 A rea. ne ? 2 : —.
Seott F ns I 1 ginal bo :
| Cenétine c d 3 0 2 2
BRC nt 3 Ueda. ! 2 4
Stark Gr... ui. ch. ips 4 0 8 ry Wn
Brown G0... 2 0 af Totals ............... 7. 1g 2a
Bachman G ....... 1 1 3 Elizabethtown Hi, G Fl TI @
Totals 39° 8 I ............ gd 0 9
MT. JOY ....... 1272 13 16-83Shirk P .............., e 5 9
M12 13 Fo... § 2.0 MANHEIM R. D. 1, PENNA.
{Harder G ............. 2 1 5
MOUNT JOY LEGION WINS Reighard G ............ 2 2
OVER QUARRYVILLE FIVE Totes... 13 10 36
With every man breaking into, Score by periods: n
the scoring column and Libhart JOY ....... 0.57 6-21 AIR COMPRESSOR EXCAVATING
showing the way with 22 points, N .......... 45 14 13—36
. | Referees, Beyler : Schitt. i
| Mount Joy eked out a win over Blogs Begs ind Senin WORK a & GRADING
Quarryville Monday night 62-58. Other League Scores !
moore New Holland 74, Manheim 39: | Rock Drilling Cellars
GFT Millersville 63, Rothsville 46. 2
Fates © rss: 3 3 15] Drei ob Stow 35 if Concrete Breaking, fe Trenches, Etc.
Cameron C ........... 5 10 28 Pe |
IShanle Ge 0 0 0 Junior High Scores
Newsger G ........... 2 1 5 Appended are the league games |
Handi 3) : 0 played Friday evening:
—cotlien ~ |
Atm “| Elizabthtown was too strong for |
Potals iso 20 18 58 Mt. Joy he lding our lads scoreles Pp H 0 N E M oO uv N T J o Y 1 2 6 . R 4
Mt. Joy Legion G Fl Ti in the first period. Final scorc
Libhart F 9 4 922 39 - 14 in Elizabethtowns favor |
I ............. 4 0 8 |
Shupp C............... 1 1 9 "= |
{Hallgren G .......... 3 0 6 bi
| Fellenbaum G ......... 3 2 8 a |
Breneman G ......... 3 3 9 Fver t il |
isan bd |
Totals ..... hes 28 20 62 i
QUARRYVILLE 16 15 13 14-38
IMT. JOY ..... 18 12 16 16—62
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Then listen and hear ourselves 1 want |
coming. |
The teacher wanted to impress l
her class that there was nothing IN AUTOMATIC |
a man couldn't do if he put his |
| mind to it. COAL HEATING 5 |
“Well, tell me and the class . |
what it is.” | A
“You try to strike a match on 0 8 SL15
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OAD, NITY AN 1 Trin, WHY = QUARTERS
1 THINK (LL TAKE THATS ht \ ILL START { ARENT RARE = =
UP COIN COLLECTING | GOOD A | / WITH THEYRE AMONG THE
AS A HOBBY ’ Sheet i } QUARTERS! MOST PLENTIFUL. ONT
INTY WUE ; 2) ™~ COINS (N EXISTENCE’
COUNTY HI SCHOOL LEAGUE gE - J OINS IN EXISTENCE

In .the games played Friday even-
ing, they resulted as follow: Mount
Joy had no difficulty flogging East
Donegal with McCue
This
feat Maytown himself.
On the other games E'town stop-
ped Manheim boro 34-19 and East
Hempfield nosed out Marietta 36-32.
going strong.
lad scored enough points to de-

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HAVE ONE'
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“By Gene Byrnes

oxav/oxay
I CATCH ON =
| SHOULD HAVE KEPT
MY LARGE MOUTH
SH

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a piece of soap,” was the answer.

| No argument. '
Here is a little fairy tale that WAGNER
should provoke a laugh. — Well,
anyway I laughed when I read HARD COAL 3
| it. STOKER-BOILER
Once there was a girl who was r
{‘very near sighted and her boy
friend eternally kidded her about
it. So cne night she planned to
show him that she was not as
near-sighted as he thought. Tak-
St.
kitchen |
ing a needle from her sewing bas-
Joes
‘vf Freedom from furnace chores
ket she craftily stuck it in the |
huge pine tree standing next to of Protection against fuel shortages
the porch.
That v Big saving in fuel bills
night as they were sitting
| on the porch swing she said, yf Clean, steady heat
“Why, honey, isn‘t that a needle ’
there. in the tree?” v Year round hot water at
“Needle! What needle?” said extremely low cost
{ he. ~
“Just a minute, I'll get it for al ean Yor surpisina ois
| you,” she replied. She rushed
hunted |
all over the place for a match to
light it. ——— Oh me!

Here is another one of those
pieces of poetry that someone has
sneaked in:
When we travel by jet,
An impressicn we will get.
That things are decidedly hum-
ming, ’
Since we are faster than sound
fp We'll land on the ground

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down the steps and tripped over
H. S. Meckley & Sons
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a cow. ——Ha! Ha! 1 15 W. Main St., Mt. Joy, Pa.
Without obligation, fell me about the Wagner
Then there is: the Stoker ond your easy poyment terms.
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drinker who can tell when . he's | NAME,
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been drinking too much, © because | appress Gin
he gets inside inflammation. Fr er

The fellas tell me
some girls No is like a
because it doesn't mean
plete stop
comma,
a come) 15 West Main Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.
A WISE oWL Phone 314-R
wee iol, 8. Meckley & Sons
12-9-3mo,

worth immediately,

Mount Joy, Pa.
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whole
ime they are 3 to 4 weeks old the
milk be cut
radually over a 10 day period and
BALANCE YOUR BUDGET
With low cost meals prepared with
FROZEN FOODS
then eliminated, says J, C. Nage
te, extension dairy specialist of
Pa. State College.
ration can
Mt. Joy Frozen Foods Locker Plani
Brussel Sprouts ... 35¢ Pineapple .... 34¢
Delaney’s Cauliflower 30c Peaches .... 20¢
EXTRA SPECIAL 8¢
PHONE 189-M

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