EN union sai “ BE LR Di Bulletin, Mt, Joy, Pa Wednesday, November 24, 191% ’ OWL LAFFS BOWLING MOUNT JOY TOWN ‘A’ LEAGUE Kreider's FG SG TG TL Boozer 165 180 188 533 H. Brown 182 127 215 524 Geltmacher 155 158 174 487 Packs 177 167 158 502 Kreider 205 210 144 559 Total 884 842 879 2605 Funk's ¥G SG TG Ti Frey . .. 169 205 137 511 Hendrix 24 23 190 617 t 156 169 235 560 R.'} neil . . 169 118 150 437 UR aan 146 168 156 469 Tot 853 873 868 2594 Bennett's YG SG TG TL. ~BY~— Hopp! 142 192 171 505 OWL Ed Browr 223 172 189 584 A WIS E K 197 181 172 550 : > Si 171 168 179 518 Bennett 145 176 203 524 Matlin Myers, one of ......... 818 859 914 2681 fellows at Joy Theatre here “| Barnhart’s FG SG TG TI his boss for off last Friday evening chneider . . 166 161 188 515 He wanted to go to Lancaster to the | Andcrson 149 156 172 471 movies. R 126 200 187 513 R 165 157 189 511 PAE Bai 164 159 212 535 All the guys were hopin’ he'd bolt ; into a playhouse without in T = JI0 833 us 2551 what was being played and then see 1 LOCAL CAGE TEAM WAS 1 picture he had seen here. Bi Ch EASY PICKIN' FOR LITITZ Back at the fire hou At the end of the first period it" night a fellow on. East Main St {Y2S quite eviden that Mount Joy's hig ‘wife is like an umpire ge! » no match for Lititz, At She never thinks he is safe when the time the score was 27-8. The he is cu SCOT Lititz G Fl Ti SE Stark «4 1 9 Methuselah lived a thousand Scott F 5 0 10 years-but that was before atomic | Derr F ‘ > 2 12 bombs, income taxes, modern wo- |. Marke F 2 0 4 men, women drivers and farm [J Marks C............ ! ! 15 Rice C................. 2 0 4 Bachman G .......... 3 9 4 mabe Bown & ............ 0 0 0 The average Americ uses the Herr G .............. 2 1 2 . Constantine .......... 4 0 8 phone 200 times a year. Some of Hoa the women we know are far above | metals . Cn 33 4 71 average. Mt. Joy Legion G Fl Ti a Libhart FL... 1 1 3 : i Shepp PF ............. 2 1 5 An impromptu beauty contest Risser Fe 1 0 5 develops, we have noted, every |Breneman F ..:.... 1 0 2 time a second woman shows up on |Sload C .............. 5 5 15 the same street. Hallgren G ........... 0 0 0 Weber G .......... .. 0 1 1 Te Fellenbaum G ........ 3° 1 7 There is absolutely nothing in Snyder G ............ 1 0 9 being simply good. Be good for [E. Crider G .......... 6 0 12 something. i, Crider G ,........... DO 0 0 Comad G .......... 0 0 0 A certain young lady on East! po 9 49 Main St. asked her mother how a LITITZ a 27 13 9 22-71 young woman can keep her youth. | MT. JOY .. 813 10 18—49 Her mother replied: “Do not Referee, Markel. ee introduce him to other girls. MOUNT JOY LEGION CAGERS LOST TO MILLERSVILLE - . That Old Question Little Johnny came from school Millersville defeated our Legion ene afternoon and asked, ‘Mama, [basket ball team by a score of 66- ' > 54 Thursd ig where did I come from? 4. Thursday night. His mother was shocked John- | Mt. Joy Legion G FL TI - ' Fallenbaum F = a wy was awfully young tp hearing | lenba In Foo... 4 2 13 : But «i @onrad F “is REE | 0 0 about the facts ot ite. ut sn Weber F .. ag 0 2 knew the children at school had |Libhart F ... cane 2 4 been talking. Now was the time. |Shupp F ...... ae 0 6 “Sit dov » che said. }iSlcad C ...... coves 0 1 13 Brener n 1 3 want to tell you a story about the G ree 1 ov : - Snyder G .. viii 5 1 11 birds and the bee She | Crider G swan 0 2 proceeded to desrcibe the facts of [Risser G .,........... 0 0 0 life to little Johnny When she had finished Johnny |_ Totals 2210 54 remarked, Well, 1 just wondered Millersville G Fl. TL. . . Kramer F 8 5 23 where 1 came from. Suzie Smith Sof F ........ Son 0 0 told me she came from St. Louis.” | Filling F ipl 1 0 8 — a td. Palle .............. 0 0 0 A salesman who called on a|E Falk C ............ 7 4 18 local businessman met him on the | mn oo bint edly 4 3 : : RG... 0 2 street and asked when he could gendie Gg... ‘3 a 7 see him. The man told him G ............. 2 1 5 make a date with his secretary. !Nanid G ...... 1 0 2 Tae fellow said; “I did and we | _ 3 Yad 3 swell tice but 1 still want | MT: JOY ... 71 11 13 B54 ia Bh sly ye | MILLERSV'LE 14 13 22 17—66 to see you. Referee—A. Herr. ee Uncle Sam should have no | MOUNT JOY AMERICAN LEGION trcuble reading the hand writin 3 | BASKETBALL SCHEDULE It is in red ink. FOR 1948 - 49 SEASON — (First Half) man | Mon. Nov. 29 - E-town (Home) on the wall. A certain much married 1 here in town said that no man can | Thur. Dec. 2 - New Holland (Away) learn as much from books as mar-| Mon. Dee. 6 - Tritown (Home) riage will teach him. Thur. Dec. 9 - Rothsville (Away) RE Mon. Dee. 13 - Manheim (Away) e r salesman wl sells | m : tiie A nearby salesman who sel Thur. Dec. 16 - Landisville (Home) nothing but kiddies trinkets says |won. Dec. 20 - Paradise (Home) “ie can very easy pK k out the Preliminary games at 7:15 p. m. families with children by the and varsity game starts at 8:30 p.m. bulge on the screen door. Home games will be played in the Mt. Joy high school gymnasium and Jut the other day he got fooled. That good sized dog and he O a1 | Bs pertainty everyone is invited to attend. family had a knew how to open that screen door. This is the best league in Lancas- Just | tor County and all games should be good brand of basketball. aes Wiis BAZAAR & FOOD SALE The Adult Ladies Bible Class of "| St. John's Lutheran Church, May- 8 | town, will hold a bazaar and food working at one of told women A tellow industries our fellow employes that many marry for a home but then do a dickens of lot of complaining because they pis on Saturday, November 27th, must spend too much of their time o ie . init from 2 to 6 p. m., in the fire engine : house. One of the younger pupils back | Suggestions for Christmas gifts, as bakel , will be on sale. at school says you ought to always | 45 well foods, candies, lose a game and then nobody will etc accuse vou cf cheating This sale deserves your patron- a heating. a age. | EE Now: don’t eat too doggone much | os eat erin Thanksgiving turkey at a buck a | THAT LOWLY EARTHWORM pound ‘and’ I will be Earthworms are known by differ- 2ll. next week, lets hope. A WISE OWL | Connecticut, they're eel worms; in mud worms: in seeing youse ent names in different areas. In issu New Hampshire, Everybody reads newspapers but | Boston, garden worms; and, in other NOT everybody reads circular ad- j places, they're angle worms, and vertising left on their door step. fish worms, I - D. Social ) the figure mounts to forty percent REG'LAR FELLERS lM Li Te GOR NYE WHAT A FLOCK ) SEVEN 7° OF ALL DAY OF 7 4 SUCKERS * J Em’ [ I Ni ER NET ap Lh y WELL, IF YA LOOKIN’ FOR SOMEONE TO X HELP YA po ied) of bo - > = a By Gene Byrnes a a A — —— EY ANT IF { RIN Fi EVENINGS J O Y SATURDAYS ror TEATIN, SOME. AS Yat? SHOWS BUTCH = ~ STICK. 'EM TOGETHER, AND THEY'RE FOR (i IN' QUT WITH ’ 7AND 9:00 P. M. T H FE AT R HOLIDAYS fon? re a” rh von. (NVENTION ALL"WEEK dS Mount Joy, Pa. THE LOW DOWN | from HICKORY GROVE Just about every day I decide I have heard everything, then, lo and | behold, next day there is something | else plump new. Today it is a Ph. | Researcher poppin’-off with the idea that all houses are built wrong and that the Social Sci- | ences should say just exactly how | much room a family needs. The | gent don't say who is tp dig up the | needed mazuma—or if his slip-stick shows so many square feet of house for your family of 3, what do you do | manana if your family steps up to | And along to other ways of bust- | ing into print, folks are being quoted | on how the Govt. should do this big new thing or that—you don’t get big | type if you say the Govt. should do | itself to keeping the | peace, running the navy and army, | less—devote and let each state manage its own | “Arctic Fantasy” Betty Schalow, mid-west singles plumb new too—so I venture a good | champion in figure skating, who ap- shebang. So, I deduct I gotta say something word for business — a pat on the|pcars in the Ice - Follies of 1949, back for the farmed who raises the | coming to the Hershey Sports Arena corn, the guys who cure and smoke | for 13 performances between De- the bacon, the fellow who delve in- | comber 7 and 18. to the earth and keep our gas-tank — or filled, a safe place for any excess that we | THE WEATHER! | BY KENNET{I DROHAN the banker gents who provide | can save out, etc. These business ? : y ; folks they are the salt of the| The following is a brief summary land I doff mv chapeau. That of the local weather from Wednes- | day November 17 to Monday, No- vember 22: Temperatures Lowest: 26 (18th). Highest: 69 (20th). Average: 48 degrees. Low in Nov. to date: 26 (18th). Highest in Nov. to date: 77 (6th) Type of weather Clear days: 3. should get me some big type. Yours with the low down, JUST ANOTHER NU1 Poor Lighting In The Class Rooms Pa. schoo! children Thousands of : Partly cloudy days: 1. are facing another winter of peor si r dove: 2 | lighting in the classroom, accord- Cloudy days: ce ing to a statement by O. E. Day, Days with. rain: 4. Rainy days in Nov. to date: 12. Barometer Chief, State Council for the Blind, | Pa, Department of Welfare. Mr. | ox rect 29072 3 0 Day points out that while the re- Lowest: 29.73 in (20th). Highest: 30.29 in (18th). Lowest this month to date: 29.72. quired seeing tasks for the aver- substantially | lighting lagged behind. age youngsters have Highest this month to date: 30.45. Precipitation increased, classroom im- | provements have . : Total 1 1- One out of every four children Total rainfall: 1.19 in. f school age develops defective Greatest in 24 hrs.: .23 (13th). vision, he says, and by college the Total in Nov. to date. 3.13 in. eet I~ eee emt Improper lighting is the major | CARD FARTY AT THE contributing factor; his studies | LEGION HOME show. While reading require- | The American Legion Auxilary ments have increased an average | will hold a public card party on of fifteen times since 1920, the | Tuesday, December 7th at the artificial lighting usually provided | Legion Home, east of town. Pi- in schoolrooms is so inadequate | nochle, 500 and Bridge will be that teachers and pupils seldom | played with two prizes to a table. bother to turn it on. | A turkey will be given as the door Indicative of the dangers of im- | prize and tickets for turkeys will proper -illumination, Mr. Day finds | be sold at the party. 11-18-5t i A lisse poids sina that 75 percent of all grade passing failures are caused by reading di- | | FAT COLLECTION NOV. 27 Saturday, Nov. 27 the Girl Scouts fliculties and 50 to 70 percent of retarded readers have seeing prob- | lems. However, 80 to 90 percent | will make their house to house calls of these retarded readers ‘have |for used fats : i . | normal or superior intelligence. Collections will start at 8 a. m,, Improper lighting affects m re | please have containers ready when than the eyes, the survey points the scout calls at your home. out. The effort spent in trying | eee etl rere to see with insufficient light and |cHRISTMAS DANCE DEC. 23RD poor distribution also bad contrasts Senior class of Mt. Joy High and glare may rob the child of | School will sponsor a Christmas nergy sdod for crow a) 3 4 : energy needed for growth and re- | Gance in the high school auditorium Thursday, Dec. 8:30 to 13:30 p. m. Music by Red McCarthy and His Orchestra. are forced to — SIMON P. NISSLEY MARY G. NISSLEY FUNERAL DIRECTORS Mount Joy, Pa. sistance to infection. Incorrect from 23rd other lighting that | often become permanent, posture and squinting are by products of bad In school, children id strain under a visual and physical punishment every day for the six- teen years from grade school thru college. Yet, as another authority | lighting 5 to 49 CAMELS er points out, sports times as great as the average class- room is common on the basketball court, baseball field and football stadium. Continuing beyond the school-age LUCKY STRIKE PHILLIP MORRIS OLD GOLD PALL MALL groups, it was found that more than half of all office workers are affect- ed by visual problems; and ineffi- cient vision ranked third in the RALEIGH Carton causes of rejection in the Armed TAREYTON : 3 Forces Premium brands slightly higher. Mr D: 7. il j | Add 5c per carton for shipping and Mr. Day implores school authori- handling. ties to take corrective action in the He Minimum order. — five cartons. matter of classroom lighting. Enclose your card for gift wrapping lists in his report a number of Lic. 3998. State of Dela. sources from which expert assist- DEPT. 97 ance may be secured in planning | proper lighting installations. “Uni- ALLISON TOBACCO 00 " versally bad school and office light- [ P. 0. BOX NO. 1006 WILMINGTON, DEL. ing,” says Mr. Day, “cripples eyes and bodies.’ | V. F. W. PLANS HOME TALENT Everybody reads newspapers but Veterans of Foreign Wars Post | NOT everybody reads circular ad- No. 5752, Mount Joy, are making | yortising left on their door step. plans to present a home talent show to be held in January. Proceeds will be used for the Building Fund of the Post. IIE" SHOWS EVERY NIGHT Matinee Sat. at 2; Sunday at 3 P.M. AUSHERMAN BROS., Realtors 4 James B ere, Agent [| THY--FRL Nov. 25 26 Phone 251 JANE WYMAN | LEW AYRES | Cor. Jacob & Mount Joy Sts. CHARLES BICKFORD { "Johnny Dr.H.C.Killheffer FRIDAY — SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 26 - 27 MARGARET O'BRIEN — ROBERT PRESTON “The Big City" MONDAY — TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29-30 LOUIS HAYWARD — DIANA LYNN “RUTHLESS” -in- ~in- WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1-2 IRENE DUNNE — WILLIAM POWELL “LIFE WITH FATHER" ~in- FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3-4 -in- HUMPHREY BOGART — LAUREN BACALL “KEY LARGO" Optometrist MANHEIM 163 S. Charlotte St, Telephones 137-R Mon. & Wednes. 9-5:30 Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P, M, SAT. ONLY Nov. 27 “FARZAN'S N. Y. ADVENTURE” SUN.-MON. Nov. 28-29 (Sunday Matinee 3:00 P. M.) | ABBOTT & COSTELLO | MEET FRANKENSTEIN TUES. - WED, NOV. 30 - DEC. 1] Yvonne DeCarlo - “CASBAH” | Tues Fri. Sat, i 9:30-1:00.2.5 P.M, + 3 ELIZABETHTOWN Ld 16 E. High St. Telephone 24-R DR. S MILLIS OPTOMETRIST 59 N. Market St., Elizabethtown PHONE: 334-J Eyes Examined by Appointment Daily: 9toland 2to 5 Evenings. Tues. and Sat. 6:30 to 8 Belinda" —— No need to worry about frozen water pipes. SAVE the Cost and Delay of plumbing repairs due %o freezing. The new Smith-Gates Electric THERMOTAPE solves these problems. A very flexible, tough, water resistant plastic tape. Simply spiral around any exposed pipe, secure in place with friction tape and plug info 110 Volt AC line. Costs only a few pennies to operate; may save many dollars. And the cost is surprisingly low— 14 f+. of THERMOTAPE and plug (100 watts) only $3.40; 20 ft. and piug (140 watts) $3.75; 40 ft. and plug (280 watts) $6.95. It is good practice and saves fime @nd moncy to auto- matically control THERMOTAPE instaffutions with TAPE. STAT — only $3.95. THERMOTAPE has many other vaizable and moncy-saving uses. Come in and sec it TOPAY, Paul S. Hiestand Phone 3285 MARIETTA, PA. Sac C 0 2 wo" { 5 MOUNT JOY, PA. vv an % oS No Hours Thursday ela — eee ve TT | Electric Ww Idi ] BEER! Call 118J5 ||and Gas V e Ing We SPECIALIZE In for Hore: Dlivery cap io ono | FRONT WHEEL ALIGNMENT J SPRENGER AND EQUIPMENT : | FACTORY SPECIFICATION FOR EVERY CAR PIEL’S Automobile and Truck Welding H FRONT WHEELS BALANCED with th PRIOR ave our wi e new ACES" PORTER LAWN MOWER SHARPENING | STEWART-WARNER ELECTRONIC WHEEL BALANCER Victor J. Sehmoll y W . And Feel The Difference —Distributor— Cover S d felding Shop SNOW TIRES CHAINS ANTI FREEZE . . elta an I wi Or Savi Hw. PA. Phone 28 MOTOR TUNE UP HOW ARE YOUR SHOES ? 9 : 4 > . ON’T WAIT TOO LONG ove soe | Wan’s Esso Servicenter \ City Shoe Repairing Co. 259 WEST MAIN STREET, MOUNT JOY KEMPS BAL 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET | oe sa oe me meee. RIN EE RT LANCASTER, PENNA. - Lincoln Restaurant and Bowling Alleys OPEN SUNDAYS Beginning December 5th From 2 p. m, until 10 p, m. DINNERS SERVED 4 P. M. 0 8 P. M. KNIGHT'S CANDY (Homemade) $1.00 per 1b, § Pound assorted Xmas box available, order now RK HK RHE HECK % | SYTHE 1 800 FH TTI ELLE ie 3 fF | 3 § | N N 3 | ~ ~ | RN 3 3 prick 2 | 7/0 £ EE | X 3 3 2 4 3 > = | 3 > ~ | RN 3 BS 1 | | BN 1 | > 3 { 3 $ I} (“3 S | Wi HIN HTH ITH TEETER | ‘I'he simplest form is the blank endorsement, which is made by writing your name on the back of the check exactly as it is written on the face. How- endorsement may be cashed by the finder, it is bester to avoid using this type except when cashing checks over the counter. When depos- iting checks it is better to use the restrictive endorsement—your authorized signature - written below the words ‘For Deposit Only”. THE NON NATIONAL MOUN TJoy p AN, MOUNT JOY, PA. x a" Vi | i er | i | ee FIRESTONE POLAR GRIP TREADS IT's NEW — IT'S DIFFERENT —- It gives you extra tresction, on ice and snow and wet slippery roads. Don’t Wait | Winterize your tires now with this sensa- tional new tread. “ Come in and let us tell you more about it, £8 en , | ty orf vb Rida! Newcomer's Service Station MAIN & BARBARA STREETS, MOUNT JOY | ever, masmuch as a check bearing a blank Member of Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation | Everyhody Everywhere, Reads The Bulletin | i | 8 i : ] oa 4 3 5 - v eo E NO’ ve