dem The Bulletin, Mt Joy Ya Thursday, July 22, 1948 | By Gene Byrnes © {LANDISVILLE CUBS WIN T° in a five Inning contest 3 to 0. Wile OWL LAFES our Midgets Won C A WISE OWL at Landisville on Monday night, I am sold on those boys. Where they play, R along, Lions. I have definitely decided to have a nice, Scotch vacation this year. I am going to stay home and let my mind wander. As soon as the average youth decides he can read a woman like a book he wants to join a circula- ting library. 1 was pausing in an ante room at a Lancaster Hospital, when I witnessed the following scene: The nurse beckcned to one of a group of expectant fathers and ( announced, ‘You have a fine son. another man rush- “What is before he Immediately ed up and complained, [I was here I will have to tell things. the idea? was.” ——- him a few What would happen if we struck a big iceberg? a nervous passenger asked. on a vacation cruise in Ar- tic waters. “The iceberg would as if swered the pass along had happened,’ an- tactfully. nothng captamn The passenger sighed with re- lief. Engagement is that period when a girl is placed in solitaire con- finement———Says who? “Why don't you answer tne telephone?” a nagging wife com- plained. “It isn’t ringing” her hubby answered. “Must you always ,wait until the last moment?’ she bellered —— Brother! — Small boy explaining a broken window to a policeman: “I was cleaning my slingshot and it went ofi.’ When Jady called a doctors’ house to get some advice, she was given a wrong number and after askin her question, she finisned with: “What shall I do til the doctor arrives?’ And the mart; the other end answered, “Play t nded. These p ¢ t it we Tu then t 5 lay Scho 30) now tod Grocer's picnic and next Thursday, the Automobile picnic. When do you expect me to put in a full weeks work? Our Wise Crax It doesn’t tt } now fish h 1 fish 1s when cau large a The always lies person who landed it about its size. Some dogs ma pedigrees a mile long an in company can easily be counted in inches. 3 The guy who can't enjoy plea= sure unless he goes about it in a business like way should he put afloat nine miles from shore and left to swim or sink. Took a litte jaunt to the beach | Sunday and I noticed that most women have on more make-up than they do clothes. May the Lord pity the fully clothed bathers. It's too bad you folks had to miss the Tuesday afternoon sewing cir- cle over on Sheetz's front pavement. Cohn, Hoffmaster and Sheetz (Dick) were doing the fancy work. Jerry "kibitzed cause he forgat his‘thimble. Next week they're going to crochet. —'— — — If you think Im kid- ding look how neatly ‘the carnival bahner’is mended. after some care- less trucker practically ripped it to | shreads. Nice work, fellows! We very much appreciate dona- tions to our Owl Laff column, but WHY DON'T YOU STOP THAT SILLY JUGGLING AND IMMY DUGAN! THATS NQ way TO £0 \ 44 CARRY F 0’ Hunt) OG From Elizabeth’'n That Hallgren - Brown =~ New- Midget base- Moose Midgets Elizabethtown, last years comer coached Lions | | ball team met the i from champs on neutral grounds at Lan- Monday | tournament duel and marched oll field style 3-2, disville, evening in a | the victorious in big league : CHIQUES AERO CORP MEETS | (Local Flying Club) in one of the most spec- we «The Tennis Court tacular finish one would | | Witness. The regular monthly meeting was It was strictly a fielding battle,’ Quarter Finals - a : oe 1 . i - at Kinsey's Cottage, Long Lev- with both Estock and Shearer fan-, Frank Zink, Mount Joy, upset the 1 Jere the memtl \lr ning two. Estock walked two apple cart in the Lancaster City el, where the members took their and Shearer two. Mount Joy got and county closed Tennis tourna- wives for a guest to enjoy swini= six hits to E-town’s five, with ment Thursday when he eliminated ying, motor boating, and Aqua- | Mt. Joy’s Ben Clinger getting his third seeded Bobby Zink 3-6, 6-4, Planeing. After recreational enjoy- sixth straight hit as he pounded 6-1 in the quarter finals. ment, these Air-minded Folks were out three for three, Harold Fellenbaum, seeded No. 4, 'served a tasty and refreshing lunch | Mt. Joy ‘won the toss and was ¢ iminated Harold Schleeger 6-2, hv the Vernon Ki v's and the | the home team. 6-4. Harold Newcomer A club spokes- First Inning — | man remarked, “Flying, and having E-town First batter singled DON ESHLEMAN TWIRLED la club, means good clean fun, more and was out when Kessler reach-/A 1-HITTER THURSDAY local people are getting interested | ed first on a fielders choice.| Don Eshleman, of the Junior Le- in Flying”. We accepted two more B'hauer hit to left, Benny Klinger gion team, pitched a one hitter a= members at this meeting. em ree: RG CR et sem: speared it with one hand and then gainst Maytown Thursday evening, | doubled the at second.. shutting his opponents out without MT. GRETNA Mt. Joy Klinger hit over a run. Kriner, who doubled in the| Miss Pauline second, Shupp bunted and was out first inning was the only hit. Mount pnft, runner Drake, who came to Ho ly Gretna from wood where | at first and Hetrick rolled out to Joy winning 9 to 0. she has been under contract as a 2nd to 1st and Bowman was tos- YT | featured radio actress with Jack sed out 3rd to 1st. THE TWO ZINKS WON | Benny, Al Pearce, Rudy Vallee, | Second Inning MEN'S DOUBLE CROWN { Jimmy Durante and the Great Gil- | E-town Goodling was an Frank Zink capped the most suc- | dersleeve, has been cast as Frances | ea out Germer to Bowman, cessful individual effort of the Lan- Whitaker in that hilarious comedy tock fannetl Miller, pitcher Shear- caster City and County Closed Ten- | “Three's A Family”, which will bel er drew a base on balls and the nis Tournament Sunday afternoon seen on the age of the Gretna! catcher Seitz was an easy out'when he teamed with Bobby Zink Playhouse for one week, starting short to first. to wrest the men’s doubles crown =o or ree erred Mt. Joy — Fogie singled to right, from defending champions, Eugene : THEATRE Brown fanned after two attempted Crider and Harold Fellenbaum, 7-5, bunts, Fogie Engle 6-4 and 6-2 in an all Mount Joy SHOWS EVERY NIGHT four wide ones, Duckie Ger-!finals. Sunday at 3:20 Saturday afternoon Frank defeat- men's FRI-SAT. July 23.24 FRED MACMURRAY -in stole second, drew Matinees Sai. at Zi mer hit to center scoring Fogie and Engle, but was out at third, Estock'ed Fellenbaum to win the rolled to short. Klinger, his second singles crown. time up, sent liner to left and stole] The Zinks, who are not related. | "THE second, Shupp hit thru Miller atientered the finals by defeating Bill oy - | short and Estock scored, Hetrick Newkirk and Elwood Snyder Sat-! MIRACLE DONKEY BASFBALL JULY 3IST i BELLS’ If you're looking for some hilar- | - laushs GUIN -MON. July 25-26 (Sunday Matinee 3:20 P.M ee stole second, next batter safe at first and spills, then don't fail to be al Shows 7:00 & 9:30) They dared au thousand gn dongers! ning with three runs scored. TT Third Inning E-town—First up hit to Shupp and on a slow throw at first ious fouled out to third, ending the in- urday afternoon. | midget entertainment, full of but preceding batter forced out at!the boro park diamond, Saturday | (Evening second, third batter hit to center and evening, July 31st when the Mount | on the next play, fourth mpn up Joy V.F.W. Post No. 5752 and the was out, short to first but the run- Girens will tangle in a donkey base- | ner scored, fifth man up hit to left/ball game scheduled to begin at 7:00 | and the runner ahead scored Eliza-|p. m. | beahtown’s second run, sixth bat-! ——- 0 eee ter made the third out short to sec- ADVANCES IN SINGLES ond. {| In a tennnis tournament at Ft. | Mount Joy—Bowman grounded Hunter, Robert Zink defeated W n | out pitcher to first, Fogie socked a Dorsavage, Pottsville 7-5, 6-2 and | 3-bagger over to the Landisville 3-6. . . as alu { camp meeting grounds but was left id | { ntranded at third when Brown {LEADERS DEFEAT TAILENDERS | KAY CARRY THEM [°C MARY! SENSIBLY 3 h AND-SAFELY? © © F / 0 Thursday, July 22. Today, she is one. of the most sought after voices on the air. Be- fore coming to Mt. Gretna this sum- series of recorded programs with Lou ‘Holtz = which will be released in the near future. ce ee GG re se mer she cut a "DEDICATE ATHLETIC FIELD The new $15,000 athletic field and tennis the Marietta Depot was dedicated Tuesday. The Shaw- nee band of Columbia, furnished the court at music. ree eet A QO rere Patronize Bulletin advertisers. lie Risser pitched a no-hit, no-run game, faced only 16 batters and fanned 11. In a Midget-Midgets tournament game here Tuesday evening the Landisville Cubs bested Marietta RC He MEMBERS ARE INVITED TO THE Mount Gretna Golf Course SWIM AT THE Lake Beach MOUNT JOY, PA. NO" Ke ME Nee KC KCI KOK tee ee eA te ee B.S GRETNA PLAYHOUSE RY FL | x NOW PLAYING - ITS A RIOT » BROADWAY'S HILARIOUS COMEDY DRAMA LINCOLN RESTAURANT OPENING SOON 5-20-tf "Three's A Family’ WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JULY 28TH What starts as a family of three in a small apartment becomes an exciting and hilarious family of eight in UNDER NEW WILL Breakfast Lunch this riotous comedy which promises to set a new high in laughter at Gretna, MANAGEMENT % Curtain 8:30 p.m. || Adm. $1.00 Plus Tax % SERVE Dinner MARI featuring The Lehigh (heard over WLIEN DAILY HOURS: 5:30 |A. M. TO 12:00 P. M. — ———— J oO Y EVENINGS SATURDAYS Closed All Day Sunday sHOWS MATINEE 7 AND 9:00 P. M TH Le TR AND SATURDAYS A HOLIDAYS 6.8.10 P.M. 2:00 P. M. CTE ———. Mount Joy, Pa. er iid FRIDAY—SATURDAY, JULY 23-24 JACK CARSON — ANN SOTHERN -in “April Showers” ETTA War Memorial Carnival MONDAY, JULY 26 GEORGE BURTON'S LOVE BIRDS “Bill And Coo” = ' Valley Boys , Wilmington, Del.) TUESDAY — WEDNESDAY -- THURSDAY, JULY 27-28-29 GARY COOPER — PAULETTE GODDARD Saturday Evening, July 24, 1948 ‘*Unconquered”’ IST SHOW EACH NITE STARTS 6:30 P. M. iE THIS ADVERTISEMENT COMPLIMENTS OF VAN'S SERVICENTER FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JULY 30 - 31 BUD ABBOT — LOU COSTELLO “Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap’ -in- iy | ned and Engle was out, second to! In the American Legion Junior | first. League Quarryville defeated May- | Fourth Inning town 9 to 1. E-town—First batter bunted and LEAGUE STANDING | CGT was out, pitcher to first; second one (Section 1) struck out, third drew a base on Teams w L Pre. | balls and the fourth was an easy Quarryville rete 9 1 900 Now, your Home oue Shupp to Bowman. Mount JOY 6 3 667 Permanent is Mt. ‘Joy—Germer out 2nd to 1st, Elizabethtown ..... ve B 4 556 Estock followed suit pitcher to first, Millersville ......... 3 7 30 EASIER! Little Benny Clinger on his third Maviown .....c..... 0 8 000 | EASIER! EASIER! with new, round victorious Joy's Midget-Midgets 3 to 1. PLASTIC CURLERS | exclusive with time up punched a clean one to sight and Shoop made the third out THURSDAY NITES GAMES ' 3 Mt. Joy's Midgets estoga Thursday evening short to first. went to Con- Fifth Inning Here's where the fire-works start- defeated the Indians there 14 to The Sto-mac Tigers defeated Mt ina earty A Germer almost had heart failure and the team looked like dead dogs. The 1st man up beat out a slow grounder In a Midget-Midget game Landis- batter was ville defeated the East End Panthers ed, George pitcher to first, second safe by a whisker—two on, none out, 3 to 1. Thied batter rolled to Shupp at short who fumbled it a bit too long and MOUNT JOY Runs batted HOME runner was safe — three on, none ; 1. > out. ny PERMANENT Right here things began to hap- Shupg. Stolen bases: THE CREME COLD WAVE pen. Fourth batter fouled out to Clinger. Shupp, Hawthor rr Brown. 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