d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, July 8, 194%]
REG'LAR FELLERS

By Gene Byrnes

OWL LAFFS!

BY
A WISE OWL
would have
D.n't you w h
over the
to suffer
you
stayed home hoildays, so
vou wouldn't have from
that sunburn? Saw a couple of
s who are really burned a
Ve have a lady who put on the
drg for so long that now she 1s
one to chasing cars.
renowned
One of ow gossipers
told me that the most disagreeable
person she knows of is one who
stands up for scmeone she wants
to talk about.
While discussing last winters
games, one sport fan asked:
Where did those midget football
teams play their New Year's game?
And a smarty replied: In the
finger bowl.
Sam says a hobby is something
you go go fy over to keep from
going nuts over things in general.
— UR
Two fleas were sharing Robinson
.Crusoe’s hut with him. The
fleas engaged in sprightly conver-
cation, and when the time came
for parting one waved affably and
said, So long, kid. See you on
Friday.

I still think the guy who invent-
ed the nickle in the slot toilets is
a stinker.
—— TR
Little Betty had played her
first game of tennis and when her
asked her how did
replied proudly: I hit
girls with the ball and one
with the racket. —She really
makes the game interesting.
mother she
Betty
three

dentist; Stop waving your arms
ond making faces; 1 haven't even
touched your tooth.
Forin matron: I know you
haven't but you are standing on my
foot.
some Daffynitions?
Auto Horn: A device for making
the driver's vulgarity audible for
How about

block
Adolescent: A boy in his early
nicoteens.
I don't know how I get stuck
with poetry, but here is another:
T} are others more handsome
by far,
But miy face—I don't mind it,
For 1 am behind it;
It is the people in front that I
jar.
An excited man from tne east
end rushed into a physicians office
and exclaimed:

doe, I just swallowed a button
from my pants. What shall I
do?
Very calmly, the doctor suggest-
ed: Use a safety pin.
A law firm named Wigman, Dus-
tin, Cchen, Harrison, Bell and
Saxon merged © with the firm of
Ginsburg, Jackman, Asbury, Crich-
ton, Davenport and Morris. Three
veers later the new combine mer-
ged with Ryan, Sussman, Messner,
Katz, Jessup, Kallcs and Van
Hooten. To save time, when the
switehboard operator answers the
phone and says smartly: Hellooo
this is We The People!
A little shaver was watching
his dad mending his fishing net,
when he asked: Dad, how do
fisherman make their nets?
His dad answered: That is
vety simple, Wilie. They just
take a handful of holes and sew
them together. Can you
klame kids for not believing their
Parents?
They" tell me there are at least
50,000. différent shadeg of . lipstick
and © around 20,000,000 different
colors in feminine attire materials.
Anywgy I see a color expert has

Clipped 3 Days |
Off Hunt’g Season
This vears small game hunting
season will be three days shorter

WHY SHOULD | WORK
LIKE THIS FOR HAFFA BUCK
AN' HOUR? | THOUGHT jor”
I WAS SMART ’
than usual.
The State Game Commission has

MEMBERS
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said the four-week open season
for wild turkey, ringneck pheas- |
ant, rabbit and squirrel hunting :

will start Nov. 1 and end Nov.|. =~ er .
on adi . A : MOUNT JOY MIDGETS WON CARNIVAL AT MAYTOWN featured in a Marimba Ensemble
27, including four Saturdays. . S |
FROM LANDISVILLE SATURDAY, JULY 10TH — —————————" J [
Wild turkey, however, will be Play dav by | Bay ne rs Shah EVENINGS SATURDAYS
to. two. weeks in IE of ayed one day ea y y S5oth | The Maytown Fire Co. will PITCHED A ONE HITTER sHOWS MATINEE
our. counties antl’ banned entirely, "2 with the Tonge Corn~ | hold a Ce nival on July 10th on the | In the Lanco Midget League Mt. 7 AND 9:00 P. M TI ! i AT R E HOLD
in 24 others. Last year 11 coun- the Ms. Joy Mi gets o- HICKORY GROVE Mayt wn High School grounds. [Joy defeated Manheim last evening SATURDAYS 2:00 p vs
ties were closed and 100 had short ped Yi iD 2 Tod i Dots red | Rain date will ke July 17th. {in six innings 7 to 2. Estock was on 6-8.10 P.M, Mount Joy, Pa. -
; wilight event at Landisville, Lstoc oday 1t is “petticoats and ships Fatertainment for the affair will | the mound for the winners allow- ——————— 1 _——
= REO: struck out ten batters over the five | I am just home from the city— Be : ided : : ; e he 4 ling but + hit
The groundhog season which, . : Cie. 2 : : {vse gis qy dimes | be provided by Maytown Fire Co. | ing but one hit, FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JULY 9-10
inning route allowing no hits and but all I am doing is reporting, and | p41 pick Hoover with | a —— 4
opened July 1 will continue lit is aimed for the good of all you 3and, Dick Hoover with Accordian IXANA ANDREWS — GENE TIERNEY -in-
through Nov. 27 instead of end- ” el i I He I : i 4 Ii i Selections and The Brook’s Sisters! Patronize Bulletin advertisers.
i Landisville r hy © a | brothers who reac ese rary e__99
ing Sept. 30. Sauders cf 0 0 1 0 “The Iron Curtain
3 Sauders cf ........ gems.
The Game Commission said it Kready ¢ ......... 0 0 2 :
found censors remot tor Bo Boi... 0 0 0 1 Going down Grand Avenue I says !
: ros an St 3 to my Susie, sh! I says, tell that
an anterless deer season in some Stehman 55 9 : . . |
But: decided “it would bei Sor 2 : : ] : lady 8) her iy is Saw she | MONDAY, JULY 12
wise to wait until next year before{J. Pefy 3b ........ 0 0 1 0 on i y Hor ? oa k at LL OUTDOOR V U JCI E. BROWN — NGREEN NASH -in-
again establishing such a season. |Haba'r If ......... 0 0 0 0 vay. ir Ny ing iy pi! iid A DE V ILLE
irhe'ts: savs Susie, “slips’ should show—-| Y
Other seasons set by tt rf ....... 0 0 o 0 says wusie Slips 8 or T d 3
Yeo SX CL Re om Adams If ......... 0 0 0 0 where you been all the time? How he en er ears
misson at its July meeting include py £ oO 0 0 . |
the following: PIVED TL 2a ) long has that been the mode, I says.
| : = ao about a week, she says. So ® 9
Deer - Nov. 29 through Decem- a ais 1 d 15 vets, he dors 5 TUESDAY, JULY 13
ber 11, with fair game limi .. Mount Joy g 1 0 #| protiiers, Ye prepared, 0! 0:4» »
; with fair game limited this, i'n,” 1 1 0 O/round tappin’ any lady on the THE FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS BUSTER CRABBE — SHEELA RYAN -i
year everywhere to antlered buck. Fogie cf 0 1 0 0 should a ir : Ts if glared ls He
shoulder and getling yourseil glare
Bear - November 15 through Hetrick rf ........ 0 oO 0 al 0 gies 1 : LL F 99
November 20, with individual Bowman 1b ...... 0 0 4 0 (0 sip that peeps aged ury
sportsmen limited to one bruin, a Brown B 2 1 10 Lit Was pinned tl way: |
year or more old, in the season jo Ep 52 rrr ( 0 1 0} But enough of what mama wears | :
and hunting pa tes to WHO. 4 Singer = ! : ] 01 or don't—and a quick look at the WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY. JULY 1415
é I arties to 70. ermer 29 ....... 5 i » eis : 1 W
Grouse - A one week season, Estock ........... 1 1 0 of ‘me too” political hoys reaming the ith THE GEORGIA CRACKERS RAY MILLAND — CHARLES LAUGHTON -in-
Nov. 1 through Nov. 6, with the Beaston ef Lo 0 0 4 ofan One fo on say he is Yor Long time favorites at Rheems, who are now RCA Victor ob » 3
design of increasing the supply. Tolle EEE si mnie opm Recording Artists The Big Clock
Bobwhite Quail and Hungarian MOUNT JOY 141 00—6 (a floor under corn. And his er ay Te
Fartridges - Nov. 1 through Nov. LANDISVILLE ......... 000 01—1 | ent will say, “me too,” except I will
13, a reduction of two weeks to EA also put a floor under lamb chops,
|
(LOCALS WALLOY ETOWN
In the county Junior League Mt.
explained its JO¥ easily defeated E’'town Tuesday
wild tur-|11 to 2. Score:
give bobwhites a chance to re-
establish themselves.
The
broader
commission
restrictions on
key hunting are designed to give Mount Joy r h 0 a
the game in bear 36 ou Wilson: ss ........ 2 1 1 1
ni 2 esr 8 McCue 1b ........ 1 1 9 0
sporting chance. Risser ¢ o 1 6
Counties with the short season|Eshleman cf ...... 2 1 2 0
will be Cameron, Clearfield, Clin-Maxp ............ 2 5 0
ton, Elk, Jefferson, Lycoming, Mc- eidle 3b ........ g 0 4
Kean, Potter. Snyd = rs iGermer 2b. 0 1 1 1
an, Potter, Snyder; Sullivan, Ti- miller tf ......... 1 1 1
oga, and Union. Hunting turkeys|Sea If ............ 1 g 0 0)
21 ‘|

is banned entirely in Adams,

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|and cotton, and chewing tobacco,
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and spring chickens, but 7¢0 million
A top flight act, direct from the Latin Quarter in New York City
Lot and Joe Anders
lis no etnough, I'm for 1,000 million.

I am hoping some candidate will
show up with a “no project’ vro-

{gram-—an old fashioned American
| platform versus one bloating still
[further a Govt. near the poppin’ The most sensational act to come to America from Denmark
in a decade.
Dod Dodson and Co.
|
Istage. He would he a man of di

# NOW PLAYING —- MYSTERY THRILLER +
HERE IS A SHOW YOU WILL TALK ABOUT FOR WEEKS
“Night Of January 16”
{tinction—he would get votes by the
¢ hatfuil.

| Yours with the low-down.
| JIMMY

| LOST THEIR SIXTEENTH

|
Bradford, Carbon, Clarion lum-|, Totals eo 1 7 mm i 3 i i i i i |
bia, Cumberland, F: ton, Elizabethtown r h 0 a Direct from the Olympia Theatre in Miami, Florida,
: a and, Fayette, Forest, |For; ov. 0 0 2 5 , MIDGET TEAMS SPLIT
ackawanna, Luzerne, 3b ........ 0 0 0 O0|IN A DOUBLE HEADER 9 | WEEK ENDING WEDNESDAY, JULY 14
Montour, Northampton, Northam. Weer To 1. 0 0 11 |“ ICL on REBER’S ORCHESTRA
berland, Pike, Schuylkill ss ........ 1 0 1 4} le Square Club,
hatin. Vet ’ Goodling p ...... 1 1 0 oii Del., was the guest of the Mount — i Thic 3
enango, Warren, Wayne, amb't c 0 0 6 0 [Joy Lions Club on Tuesday evening { This 13 ono of the most unusual plays ever staged.
vor at ne te Joy Lions ( p sday evening COME EARLY TO ENJOY [ A jury is chosen from the audience each evening and
Can 8 {Coberly rf ........ 0 O° 0 0 | during which two ball games were weighs the evidence presented at this thrilling i
SAE They DAT Ct Borer Niamey df 1 : : 2 | g vo games Ww { veighs evidence presented a is thrilling murder
Te aspen Hover M cries 0 3 9 o | played and a Bulfot luncheon seve The Amateur Talent Contest ial. Th ordict of he jurors, “guilty” or “not guil-
th of the CHD of ws 8 J : vy", decides how the play ends at each performance.
LANCO MIDGE — During the baseball games, the From 6:45 P. M. to 7:30 P. M. _— Contestants see Herb Mason | :
. MIDGET LEAGUE tals zz os eT |
Mount Joy Eo a Ios Fiori Tho 5 2 21 An | Mount Joy Midget-Midgets team Re RA wd TT Tn
Clinger If ........ 0 0 1 TT i ol, rie i defeated the Square Club's Midget- GAMES BR os N AMUSEMENT 5 * Curtain 8:30 p.m. I Adm $1 00 Plus Tax »
Fogle of .......... 0 0 0 0Miller, Goodling. Hoover. Two base [Midgets 1-0. A following game be- ON 50c : :
Hetrich rf ........ 0 0 0 o'hits—Wilson, | be igi {tween the Mount Joy Midgets re- FREE PARKING CHILDREN UNDER 12 YEARS FREE
Bowman h...... 0 1 7 0 'balls—Off Max 4, Goodling 2. Struck | sulted in a victory for the visitors.| pg whody rea 7 But | —
fown ec... 0 0 4 Olout—By Max 5 Goodling 5. Um-| a1 0s | Yhody TeRes newspapsiy ody |
Engle 8b ......... 6 0 0 1 pires—Floyd and Wanamaker. Time | Following the ball games, the| NOT everybody reads circular ad. |
D. Germer 2b ..... 0 6 0 1 of game—2:00. {luncheon was served at Hostetter's | \ising in the Bulletin.
Martin ss ......... 0 0 0 1 hh do {with the players and officials of the | =m— rer en |
Estock © ......... 0 0 © 4 AT MGUNT GRETNA | team as guests 4 |
Totals v9 Louis Tanno, versatile and talent TTT hye >
Elizabethtown r 1 Oo a 5 SR { |
Hawthorne rf .... 0 0 0 0 | |
Goodling If ....... 0 1 0 0
Miller 3b ......... 0 1 0 1
Shearer p ........ 0 0 0 1
Bein's cf
Rutherford 2b .... 0 0 2 1
Aehorn ss ........ 1 0 1 0
Seitz ¢ ........... 1 2 9 1
Part ih .......... 1 0 4 0
Totals .......... 3 4 15 5
MOUNT JOY ........... 000 00—0
ELIZABETHTOWN 000 3x—3
Base on balls—Off Estock 3, Shear-
er 2. Struck out—By Estock 5,
Shearer 7. Umpires — Wanamaker
and McCue. Time of Game 1:10. |
— ny ——

MOUNT JOY MIDGET-MIDGETS
DEFEAT MOUNTVILLE M-M’s
The Mount Joy Midget-Midgets'
defeated the Mountville Midget-
Midgets Wednesday evening by a
7-0 score on the park diamond in
the first round of the City-County

ed actor, has been cast as the dis-
trict attorney in “Night of January

tournament. UWE 16”, mystery comedy which opens a
—_— = week's engagement on the stage of
like a goldfish suffering from the Gretna Playhouse, Mt. Gretna,
anemia. Pa.
Even when it is a la king, been with the Gretna cast longer
I get the neck of the doggoned than any other member of the com- |
thing. 'pany, is a great favorite with sum-
mer theatre goers.
While taking a nocturnzl stroll “Night of January 16”, the next
through the boro park I heard two production on the Gretna schedule,
hushed voices in this conversation: is the unusual comedy in
Weoer: If you dont marry me which the jury is picked each night
mystery
I will blow my brains out. from the audience to hear the evi-
Wooed: That would be a joke dence in this exciting play.
on father. He doesn’t think you FU Wigs nee
have any. MOUNT JOY MIDGETS VS.
rrr EAST PETERSBURG, JULY 11TH |
Would you like some more of The Mount Joy Midgets, victors
my statistics? Prove I am wrong in the first round game of the City-
if you can: County Midget Tournament, over
The question: How many flowers Landisville, “will tackle the East
must a beg visit to’'make an ounce Petersburg Midgets -on the high
of honey? 1 i school diamond, Sunday, July 11th,
' The answer: Two * hundred and at 2:30 p.m. :
nineteen thousand—but a single YS
bee doesn’t live long enough to
collect an ounce of honey.
Clarence Watson, off Legion fame,
struck out twenty-one batters in a
game at Lancaster yesterday.

criginated a new shade called al
Goldfish Yellow. I can't imagine |
what that
looks like. Probably |
And now no more holidays until A Stompers
Labor Day. Stimulate your business by adver=
A WISE OWL 'tising in the Bulletin,
The popular performer, who has |

like

o—you’ll i
Pa
CHARLES ABEL

In the County League, Maytown {
| on
| lost its sixteenth game to li ste Milton Grove, Pa.
0S een I » Lancaster Ph. Mt. Joy 129R12 MN
| Legion Monday. Maytown has won | {
a i
{two games thus far, Millersville }
| ; 1 Millersville
HE : a Vi vs. Kiwanis Club

PLAY THE FAMOUS
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Golf Course
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When you need Household or
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Satur., July 10,1948
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Admission—Adults 60¢
Children (12 yrs. and under) 35¢ included)
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SWIM AT THE 2 Mount Joy Phone 233R4
Lake Beach p——x BF
| SUNDAY JULY 11 SUNDAY
ONE MILE SOUTH ON YORKANA ROAD
Presenting
BY INSISTENT POPULAR DFVIAND WE BRING BACK NONE OTHER TITAN:
JOE PHILLIPS AND HIS DIXIE PALS From Frederick, Md.
101 RANCH BOYS from Radio Station W.SB.A.
NEMO & HIS RIDGE RIDERS from Your New Local Station W.N.O.W
GEARY EPLEY & HIS CHEERFUL VALLEY GANG
And Your Own W.O.R.K. JAMBOREE GANG
HEARD DAILY ON YOUR STATION
AND A SPECIAL BOXING MATCH
ADM. ADULTS 30c tax ine. Children under 12 accompanied by parents FREE
Free Parking Space Reserved Parking Space For Cripples and Shut Ins. Gate Prizes.
Picnic tables for your own lunch. Games and refreshments of i i
“I Remember Mama’ SHOW STARTS AT 1:30 P. M. SHARP TILL ? ? "BON YOu DARE. Miss IT
A TN IO EE

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SHOWS EVERY NIGHT
Sunday at 3:20

HELLAM,
PENNA.

| Matinees Sat. at 2;

(FRI-SAT. July 9-10
Ray Miiland — Chas. Laughton
"THE BIG CLOCK"
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'SUN.-MON. July 11-12
(Sunday Matinee 3:20 P. M.)
MICKEY ROONEY
GLORIA DEHAVEN
WALTER HUSTON
“BUTCH” JENKINS
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"SUMMER
HOLIDAY

TUE.-WED. July 13-14
IRENE DUNNE
Philip Dorn - Edgar Bergen
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