As pretty as can be.
Now why do people pass me by
And never speak to me?

You enlighten him I haven't
the heart.
If you want your work to last
longer try doing it the way Clarence
Hollinger does. Not too long ago, he
bought a used tire for his truck, put
it in his car and went home. He
jacked up the truck, took off the old
tire, set it aside, got into a conver-
sation with someone, reached over,
got the tire, put it on, looked at it
and thought: “I bought a bum look-
in’ tire.” — — — — And then it
dawned! He forgot to take the good
tire out of his car and had put the
old one back on — — — My! My!

That's almost as bad as Mary Hip-
ple and her “lost” bed sheet. She
changed the bed linens and when
she had finished she found that she
was one short. So she started to hunt
and after searching in vain, enlisted
the help of the family, (including
Minnie) and they practically tore
the house apart, and still no sheet.
So Mary started from scratch, and
went back over her clean beds and
there the elusive linen was, nicely
laid out right over the other sheet
— — — she had taken the one soiled
sheet of a bed and put it over top
another sheet on another bed, leav-
the two soiled sheets on one bed —
— — — — Such going ons.

Finally the worm has turned!
A druggist in a nearby town was
handed a golden opportunity and
he took it, here's how——
When he went to pick up his long
-awaited new car, he found the
model completely equipped with fog
lights, radio, spotlight, seat covers
sand all the extras which some deal-
ers try to foist off on buyers these
days. His objection were met with
“Take it or leave it.” The druggist
took it—reluctantly.
A few days later the automobile
dealer came into the drugstore with
a prescription. When he wrapped
up the medicine, the druggist in-
cluded aspirin, hot water bottle, vi-
atmins, cough syrup, nose spray,
and other supplies for the medicine
chest. The dealer's angry protests
were brushed off with, “Take it or
leave it.” And he took it!
And with that we leave you this
week. See you June 3rd.
¥ 4 A WISE, OWL
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MAYTOWN LOST ms SIXTH
In the’. “city-county baseball league
Maytown lost its sixth in a row, to
Paradise Sunday by an 8 to 3 score.
Hi eee GN
Harold Stormfeltz, seventeen, a
Manheim High school pitcher, turn-
June 30: Millersville at Columbia,
pacted tooth with a cavity but his
ount Joy at E-town, Manheim].
Mor y 9 Aanheim|... says, No, it is a scorched soup-
Twp., at Manheim.
To . bone, she says. Others say it is a
July 7: Columbia at Manheim| typographical err but the Ast
ys ypographical errer, bu e Ax
Twp., E-town at Millersville, . dea es
hei M I [Society says, tut! tut!—it is “Hope
eim at Mount Joy. 4
ey. Deferred,” anybody should see that,
July 14: Columbia at E-town,|
{just like the artist labeled it. But
lone stubborn fellow there still clings
to the typographical
Millersville at Manheim, Mount Joy
at ‘Manheim Twp.
July 21: Millersville
error theory
at Mount Joy,
"|“hope” should have read “Dope.”
Manheim at Columbia, Manheim] ope D
Trying to look high-brow, artist-
Twp, at E-town.
lically speaking and not knowing
July 28: E-town at Manheim, Mt.|
Joy at Columbia, Manheim Twp. at
Millersville.
being color-blind
patrons
|just how—also
[our Art
lcrowding all others as
|areatest sucker group.
| But enough on art—and on to
Folks down there,
|brought up in the city, are talking
opening game ceremonies for t Bliesrned-like and profornd on the
Lanco Midget League game here farm questions—how to teach the
last oi. Gerald Estock, ors rotating crops—how
year-old freshman at Mt. Joy High fertilizer, etc. etc. Ang to
sche oF: /i -hit,
school, came up with 1 no-hit, n | cet the help to do these and 100 pro-
run game as our Midgets drew first found things planned from A to Z
in league competition by de-
blood in league competition by de- ‘he Civil Service is scouring the
ating Elizabethtown 3 0. The 4
feating E Wo 0 country for stenographers, Ph.D's,
locals pleyed a bang up game and 3
J all kind of help.
with that brand of ball will cer-
tainly go places in the league this
critics are
America’s
and

GERALD ESTOCK HURLED A
NO-HITTER IN OPENER
Adding an extra attraction to the

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farmer about
{much
Do you mean to
intimate, says Henry, that Congress
ranks up there in second place, a-
season. . .
5 {longside the art crowd? No, I says,
The team plays at Manheim next| di v
; 3 us voters are in second place—Con-
Wednesday evening.
gress is only third.
tl :
GRETNA THEATRE OPENS
THURSDAY JUNE 10th
Yours with the low down,
JIMMY
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Opening one week than «MARSH HEAVY" GEMBERLING
usual, the Gretna Playhouse, Cen-giGNS WITH BALT. BULLETS
tral Pennsylvania's popular summer! myo on followers of the athletic
theatre located at Mt. Gretna, will of Marshall Com.
ring up the curtain on its fourth bering. Jr. of will be In
g Jr, > in-
Sa on Thursday night terested to learn that last week he
June 10th. ; hi ho has di signed a contract with the Baltimore
Charles F. Cogh an, Wo ; x 1" Bullets, All-American Champion-
rected the company 1945, > ship basketball team. of 1947.
turns in the Jape capacity. He also Gemberling is the son of Mrs. M.
is co-producer with Gene P. Otto. late Mr
Gemberling, of 112 West Main St.,
this boro, and is a graduate of Mt.
Joy high school, class of 1942.
At present he is a student at Leb-
earlier
“Heavy”
town,
yemberling and the

Pullets Termed Better
Layers Than Old Hens
Further evidence of the impor
tance of keeping only pullets for|anon Valley College
layers and selling all old hens is physical education, and on June 14
contained in tests conducted at will begin his practice teaching at
western Kentucky substation. Hershey Industrial School. He will
sults over 11 years :
ini production of continue to teach the seventh grade
Ss
Barred Rock pullets was four dozen |Ancient History and the ninth grade
eggs per hird greater than that of Political Science until July 23rd or
hens. In the case of White Leg- 28th.
horns, pullets laid three dozen eggs|{ [,, October he
per bird more than old hens. with the Baltimore Bullets.
in Rats Gemberling received a bid
Sikkim Him from the Philadelphia Athletics but
a mi find’ ‘ after careful consideration, declined
ats and mice, mankind's great. .
Rats ¢ : : the offer and signed with the Bullets
est animal enemies, cause enormous
————— > —
losses to agricultural crops, root
crops, tubers, bulbs, cereals: and/SOWS NEED EXERCISE
trees. Rats also transmit such dis- Brovd sows should $e 7 forced to
esses as typhus and bubdnic plague. take exercise ou joors daily, except
It costs about wo cents a day or in extremely bad weather. The ex-
$7.30 a year to keep a rat. One rat
will eat and destroy from 85 to 100 ercise puts the sows in good physic-
strong,
pounds of feed a year, or as much lal condition for furrowing
as is consumed by a laying hen..A|thrifty litters. Sunshine, too, is im~
cow produces on food of 225 rats, |portant to health.
I ——— | ss 1
majoring in
will begin training
also

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OWL LAFES MAYTOWN HIGH WON IN NASTY NANNIGAN rf yr TELL NASTY I'M GAME -- 30m ow On BL ao ime e st1v a cl
y SAYS HE'S SORRY ME ITS A LET'S LEAVE BYGONES BE |, RE IENDS, Lf TH J -
PLAYOFF WTH NEW HOLLAND HAD A FIGHT WITH Ya | BEAUTIFUL HAS BEENS -+ILL MEET os |) oxay EH, NASTY? PUT ‘ER THERE ’
It took two extra innings to decide AN' WANSTA Make A DEAL’ rr IN A HOUR AN' SHAKE HANDS' A JIM ee, ASS
1 = the playoff game between East | 5 Pav oF S TT | SATURDAY JUNE 5, 1948
== Donegal and New Holland ers *) ii
Aime oH New Holland drew first blood kh DF Ie Il FLORIN HALL, FLORIN, ka
EE pushing across two runs in the > {ik |
—— | first frame and East Donegal re- PROGRAM:
é& taliated with one in the second. Ww V bt d
== New Holland added another in the I im - -Jane estern aga n Ss
@ = third, but two by the Section 1 FEATURING:
EA | vw tied >
FAR | champs tied 1 up in the fifth, ———— - En ona. | "Texas Lill, that well known comedian. Also Paléy Mon-
— | Once again New Holland, sectional : = : : ra Stimulate your business by adver Everybody reads newspapers but | tana’s Brother and Pee-Wee, heard daily over at
on a | champs fcr the past three years, . “BOB KUNKLE TO SE ONSOR tising in the Bulletin. NOT everybody reads ads State College, Penna.
a] W_" 4 forged to the front with two runs The Tennis Court MIDGET - MIDGET TEAM rtisi ft v | i
HE bt the Sil Aut oe Stove. Was A midget - midget baseball team| HOW ARE YOUR SHOES? | vertising Jeft ‘on their door step. | K T badour
. » | tied up again in the seventh. And will be sponsored by Robert Kunkle, | DON'T WAIT TOO LONG { eystone rou a Oo $s
after a scoreless eighth inning, MOUNT JOY NETMEN TOP local oil distributor, on West Main | BRING THEM IN. D H C Killh £
East Donegal pushed across three HARRISBURG 6 TO 3 ; Street. . Fr. . i e er |
—BY {runs and went on to hold New Mount Joy, defending champions | A] boys interested in playing on City Shoe Repairing Co. ! oO + ok : ALL KINDS OF EATS )
A ISE 0 L Holland to one, winning by two a Tennis #0t | this proposed team will be given 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET | warm ris | AMUSEMENTS AND GAMES FOR ALL
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Funny things happen when medi- | man and had a wild pitch. back Harrisburg net team 6 to| “Bob” was once a “Pro” baseball ATHLETES So GERM Mon. & Wednes. 95:30 ADMISSION
cine and other bottles are not cor- | struck out eight and each gave/3» in the opening match for both player himself, having had a try-out IN ONE HOUR, . Tues. Fri, Sat. 7-9 Ps M, | nn
rectly labeled. If you think I'm | four bases on balls. teams at Mount Joy. with the Philadelphia A's, in} Go NOT PLEASED, your 35c back. Tuss Fri, Sat, ||
kidding, here's one Herby just told | EAST DONEGAL .. 010 020 2038 The local net squad won four of Florida, and would like to see the Ask any druggist for ths STRONG P01 FM]
rs |NEW HOLLAND ... 201 002 001—6 the singles matches and two of the boys get off to an early start. ont alcohol, Tt elt. ER TSW 1! SUNDAY MAY, 30
Errors—Coller, Boose, Fisher, V.|doubles events to walk off with ihe ——r— es and kills MORE germs faster. Today Telephone 24-R | |
An excited woman telephoned the | Hawthorne, Walters 2, Good 2. Me- tha vi at
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Herbie. “I have some of those pills |" J Hawthome 2 , Johnson Risers, Th iro Ged Bod. THEATRE | 1 MILE SOUTH ON YORKANA ROAD |
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which supply vitamins for plants |cajman Bese on balls—Off Moll 4 F- Zink, Mount Joy, - defeated SHOWS EVERY NIGHT PRESENTING
and mistaking them for aspirin, I Fisher Struck out— By Moll 8, Stawinekl Harrisburg, 4-6, 6-3, 6-4. : . S
took a couple. What do I do now?” [Fisher 5 Hit by pitcher—By Fish- D i Go Shunt, Joy, defeated | Sat. at 2; Sunday at 3:20 Lighten Your House Cleaning allie and Shorty Fincher
ble cut ould investigate | €r (Reeser, Musselman). Wild pitch Dailey 4 BY your old time favorite
Herbie said he would Een — Fisher Passed balls — L. Haw.| R. Divitt, Mt. Joy defeated Hart- y M 27 4 |
and call back. Presently her Time of|Zell Harrisburg, 6-2, 2-6, 6-3. THURSDA ay » . | C - B a Y Pr
phone rang. game—2:30. |r, Nickelsen, Harrisburg, defeated J. MARGARET O'BRIEN ur Jduperior Ury | Community Band of York
“I haven't been able to find an Ey. {Fe Sl 0s «“j0th Ave. Angel” 25 members, music that will stir your hearts.
antidote, but I don’t think you need (1948 SCHEDULE FOR MIDGET [pp Tov. Oe 2 a a oe OF | |
,” Herbi reas: d her. | LEAGUE—OPENING G 'D :
Bi as Ie a vc . I Pe = 1a A Vw Crider and Doubles aum, Mount FRI. SAT. May 28 > 29 DRAPES NTER COATS emo & The Range Riders
an ’ 2 a Schedule for the Lanco Midget] : 4 PA f Mus d song All elf \
swallowed 2 shovelfuls of | League, opening its season Wednes- 10s, Bisen and Stawinski CURTAINS WINTER DRESSES |f rom Lancaster, Pa. Music and songs you will enioy
i] meres day, May 26th: | Zink and Divet, Mt. Joy, defeated| NOW af REGULAR PRICES SLIP COVERS WINTER SUITS | BY POPULAR DEMAND THE |
Here's a little . pgem brought 21 Columbia at Millersville; Eliza-|D ailey and Souers, Hbg., 7-5, 6-4, ah | Golden Valley Tri
bout by those little terrors - spring (pethtown at Mount Joy: .Manheim| Hartzell and Nickelson, Harris- We have Cedarized and Plastic Storage Bags for i
at Marheir Tic Ys |burg, defeated Germer and Brown, Service cd Scile Songs of the hills, and” good hymns that you never tire i hearing.
ite, Abt ' | Mt. Joy, 6-2, 6-4. y 3 |
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I grew a little onion bia, Millersville at Elizabethtown,! ®
With heart as white as rig Mount Joy at ‘Manheim. THE LOW DOWN | am gree ang .
And everywhere I travelled June 9: E-town at Columbia, S “4 -
¥ : A Heard ll on your local radio sjations . 3
That bulb was sure to go. Manheim ; at ‘Millersville, Manheim] from wv y
; Twp, at Mount Joy. HICKORY GROVE USE OUR CALL AND DELIVERY SERVICE Show starts at 1:30 P. M. Lasts till 222.7
ye mas bus one Sav. June 16: Mount Joy at Millers-| REE | ADMISSION ADULTS 30c¢ tax inc.
ri a imag ville, Columbia at Manheim, E-town| I been reading where a fellow RO PHONE 119-] Children under age of twelve accompanied by parents; FREE
We a scent oer Bt Manheim Twp. |painted a picture of San Diego—it Free parking. Special line reserved far cripples and shut ins.
am 23: Manheim at a town, [took the prize, also it touched off a| SAT. 2 P. M. 1 SHOWING ONLY ee Gate prize
ia at M t Joy, Millersvill “ RT DON'T YOU DARE MISS IT.
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