d—The Bulletin, Mt. Pa.,
OWL LAFFS
Joy, Thursday, May 13, 1948
MOUNT JOY HIGH GAVE
HEMPFIELD REAL BATTLE
All were good games in the Sec-
'tion 1 High school league Thursday.
Mt. Joy forced East Hempfield into
lextra Maytown continued
its string of victories by defeating
| Elizabethtown 3 to 2, and Manheim
won from Marietta 2 to 0.
This is Mount
innings,
Joy's seventh loss
L on fire. | fashioned Memerial Days here at
63 | home, with a slam banging parade,
A I called upon a Market St. carnival, balloons, chicken
y and met the son of the|soup, etc. like we used to have
sweeping off the porch. [I' before Hitler got ideas?
corn
'' REG'LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes’
1 WISH
| COULD GET
OUTA MY DATE
WITH MARY TODAY.
| GOTTA FIGURE
SHE WON'T
WANT TO BE SEEN
WITH ME WITH THIS
SHINER ~~
BOY -- AM §
ON TH BEAM
—
OH JMMIE!
WAIT ‘TIL YOU HEAR
ABOUT THE ODD
ACCIDENT 1 HAD
but at that the team is showing
marked improvement each game
Thursday's score:
« Mount Joy r h 0 a
| Miller ¢ oo. 10 THE LOW DOWN
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MeCue ss ........1 & 2
{Max p . Sn 2 1 from
| Rice 1b vf .. a 1 2
Roser 1 .......... 0 0 0 RY GROVE
Balley of ......... 0 0 0
—BY— 1 yndall 8 0 0
Frey 2b .......... 1 0 1 : More and more I get dubious a
A W ISE O \X/ Li Harple 3b ........ 0 ©0 1 0bout where we are coming out— this
Hera 1b ......... 1 8 0U.S.A. I mean his land of the
————— free and easy. ‘This prodigal goings
If, when I bid you the time of |. Tous haa 6 ; X25 8 _on of our boss-men in Govt., it is
a : > r 1 0 a :
day on the street, you detect an Lith np it : 1 » past being somiething to shrug off.
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offensive spring odor, I'm sorry; (Carn 2b .......... 1 2 0 o Every page in the paper tells about
but you see, my spring onions C. Risser ni es 2 1 0 1 more cash being dished into this or
are “ripe” and I just can not resist | J. alse C > ; pi 1 that—-no end.
Y ) { « 3
them breakfast, dinner and supper. jo ale wn p See i > 5 Today here are two items. One is
SR 2 0 11 o for $43,431,000 for the Hungry Horse
| Cope Bo... ee 0 11 2 tor 949,35),
Trying to rest after an exceed- |Sea lf CEO 0 0 1 0 power house in Montana, and the
ingly hard day, poor father was |Sch'b'r ef oo... 1 oO 4& 0 other is for a 64,000,000 bucks loan
being bedeviled by an endless Reval cf fr axes ! ’ 00 the UN for a new building. And
: auffman 1b ..... 0d :
streem of unanswerable questions | __lit is a 100 to one shot that neither
from little Willie, Totals 7 9 97 13of the loans will ever be paid off. A
“What do you do down at the |x One out when winning run was typical day, I calls it. But some of
office?’ the youngster asked. scored these times we are going to get the
“Nothing,” shouted the father. NE oh Hh 00s 0 feeling that the camel had on that
It looked as if the boy had Een “Miller. MeC So Rice. Frey final day when the last straw was
been shut up for a while, but not Herantia, Weidle 2, Carrigan, Cope, piled on—and his legs buckled. The
for long. After a thoughtful [Krall. Two base hits—C. Risser, wait may not be too long.
pause, Willie inquired: “Pop, how Carrigan Kauffman, Herantia. Base But there is always a hope that
do you know when you are St Tig OF Mex & 8 maybe Mr. Massachusett's Joe Mar-
: I'uck ou J lax , . eu
through” ———— That did it! Umpires Henry. Brandt. Time of/tin or that old Virginia gent, Mr.
game—2:00. Boyd, or some other such level
: “a etl eens
Jim says: Some men wake up . joe person who figures that the
and find themselves famous; and S A. is still worth saving and
others stay up all night and be- E. Donegal Wins - knows how to wrangle it, will be
come notorious.” our next boss-man. There is no law
rr against hoping—so folks, join 1.
I still contend, the modern child Sec. 1 Champ’ shp. let's hope—also vote.
cannot be beat. They know all Those East Donegal High lads Yours with the low down,
the answers and arguments. Just{ + {0 town Tuesday, defeating E JIMMY
i ec a ror iot iy — PA
to prove it heres a conversation |p. field and clinched the pennant
that took place in an East Done- |. Section 1 of the County League. SPORTSMEN MEMBERSHIP
gel wood shed yesterday morning. pp. hous won eight in a row. 1S NOW FIVE HUNDRED AND 29
4 2 Sam Fisher was at his best, pitch- At meeting of the Mount Joy
Little Boy: “Father, did grandpa ing a" three-hitiet. Score: Sportsmen, the secretary reported
spank you when you were a little lg of pone gal r h 0 v a membership of 529.
boy?’ Coller 2b ......... © 1 0 2 Also, 8000 fingerling trout we-c
Father with paddle: “Yes, my [Johnson ss ....... 1 1 1 H stocked in the Donegal creek and
“ 3o0se cf .. ivan 0 0 : :
son. Be EE os : ! 8 | Gladfelter’'s run. May 11th a truck
Little boy: “And did great-grand- Fisher p o Ril : : 3 2 0 2 load of 1200 adult catfish were
pa spank grandpa when he was a |p Hawthorne ri .. 0 0 1 0 stocked in the Big and Little Chic-
little boy?‘ Walters 1b ....... 1 1 7 1 kies creeks.
Father: Yes son. Goud id vas 1 0 A special committee has been
. : Sater HW... a .
Boy: And did great -great - Ve STE appointed by the President for the
grandpa spank great-grandpa? Totals .. cog TT 21 7/Community Fxhibit.
Fatner: Yes. Fast Hempfie ld r h 0 al A motion was made and passed
By: Well, dont you think with Wei idle So or tie 3 $ : 0 to close trout streams to all fishing
my help you could overcome this San 2 es 9 1 0 0 from time the stream is stocked
inherited rowdyism? I Risser ¢ ....... 1 0 9 1 until opening day of trout fishing,
— Eshleman p ...... 1 0 0 0 (which will be presented to the
We hold out hope for the man |Longenecker ss .. 0 1 0 3! Federation.
who can look in the mirror and £ be Ib i sree 9 0 1 Two electric brooder stoves were
laugh at what he sees. fifa ordered rchased for use is
oO 9 1 0 ed purchased for use in rais-
ing pheasant chicks.
The accepted custom is to ask a| Totals 4 3 21 7 A moticn was made to donate
girls father for her hand, but in |EAST DONE IAL a: oop 2 0 A ten dollars to the General Hospital
TAS” ( £ ! pit:
Hollywood you gotta ask her hus- EAST HEP IELD : ors — GO eee
: . Frrors—Eshleman, Cope 2, Three
band. se hit Longenecker. Two base hit MOUNT JOY WHIPS HERSHEY
er Fisher. Base on balls—Off Fisher Mount ’
a Mount Joy Varsity defeated the
Jim Smeltzer says he walked |5, Eshleman 7. Struck out by Fish- Hersey T y y 8 i
up to the garbage t uck vesterd 1 Eshleman 8. Hershey dennis team 7 to 1.
morning just as a Main Street Snave Yr ered mre we Ranck Re as defeated Ri
< go. L cleale ice,
eked: A to x for the z :
lady asked: Am I too late for i Mt. Joy High has %een playing g-2, 6-0.
oarhace? "Nea ancwered: .
garbage? And Dan, answered: | «ood ball but lost another close! Bates, Mount Joy, defeated Stahl,
No ma'am, jump right in. — — 6 this time to Manheim. Score: §-3, 6-1.
REY ee 03 r all >" ON | ( . -
ih os it was all he Jo do Manheitn Boro h 0 @ Kramer. Mount’ Jov. defeated
{ee bus t wughing, 'v 2} 3 5 : 9
to keep from busting cu ughi E or 'y 2b fein 1 3 : 2 Stettler, 6-0, 6-0.
mie ey I. 2 (
Years of marriage often take |Witm'n ¢ ........ 0 1 10 o Brown, Mt. Joy, defeated Dun-
that look of Tshudy p . Se 0 0 3 kleberger, 6-0, 6-4
away at spic an pan look o a 1 Y v
er brid “(and 1 Shank 1b . on 1 8 0 Garber, Mt. Joy defeated Bucks,
a woman as a ide ane eave rk ef 0 1 0 On .
save 6-0, 6-1.
only span). — — And how! Show's ss . wd 1 1 .
¥ Spa Re N of 0 0 0 o Heisey, Hershey, defeated Beaston
. : +" Miller 3b of 0 0 06-2, 6-2.
And then there was the absent-|G: Miller 3
ry aCastle ........... 0 0 0 0 Doubles
minded professor who made the yy
2 : Ys - Bates & Ranck, Mount Joy, de-
students write the questions while Total 6 7 91 1g .
hie gave the ancwers .... 2 DO Rice & Stahl, 6-0, 6-1.
gave answers. = cS
: asked: Is your mother in, son?| Hamer & Smith, Mount Joy, de-
as : ‘> set aid es y v feate linters & S 5- -
Which brings to mind alittle | He gave me a disgusted glare and © ited Winters & Shupp, 6-1, 6-4
rel in
p-em written by one of our|exclaimed: Would I be doing this| REARING
Seniors: when there is a ball game in the I ava ABOARD
A squirrel looked at a freshman | park if she wasn't?’ I'll admit,” J Yan dh Cd
Then mothers eyes did meet, that was a very fcolish question. | ¢: V1 ams, seaman apprenucs,
USN, son of Mr. and Mrs. John
Yes darling, said the mama will Soh
squirrel, The one who thinks cur jokes | ams of 20s North Barbara =,
But he is not the kind we eat. are poor, Bo a oa ihe submarine
Wide Would straightway change his 5 odo Ww hich 13s recently
Waile out driving Sunday we | Views, Pa Elen Sorel yin
. ‘ : lunits of the First Task Fleet off the
came upon a collisi ust as at Could he compare the jokes we
office on 'd pt a " print coast of Southern California.
oT as stiong 3 drivers int. pri 4 ol ine
involved. One a young man, the| With those we uould not use. I'he Diodon operates out of San
other a lady The policeman Se Diego. Cali
asked: You saw this young Judy | Say, girls! Did you know we have
’ { : : Mount Joy r h 0 a
driving toward you. Why didnt [a Sinatra in our midst? Indeed we Miller c 0 0 " 0
you give her the road? |do! Hank Hallgren proved his enter- McCue ss p Bo 2 2 2
The young man replied: I was |taining and vocal ability up at Ken- Max p 3b ss al 1 0 1
going to, officer, as soon as I ny Sheaffers the other night by Sumpman ef .. 0 0 0 9
could discover which half she joining Ken at the piano and giving Rios of TI rs 1 0 5 0 ¢
2 orns “onan \ .
wanted. — — — Why not give her with the tonsils over the loud Bailey 1 .......... 1 1 2 0
half of the middle? {speaker. Only difference between Har'e 3b pe 0 0 0
he and Sinatra is the heighth - - -'E. Frey 2b . va 0 0 0 1
A fellow over at Marietta drank Start swooning gals. im S 3b... : :
a. TN | Conner p 3b
some sulphuric acid by mistake | 2) ——— bRessler .......... 0 0 0 0
Realizing the errcr he got im-| 1948 Bathing Suit: Two band- at ae
mediate medical aid, so he’ will | anas and a worried look. Totals . gk a oy 5
be alright, but what makes him | tn a-Struck out for R. Miller in 7th.
. mad is, that now, everytime he| Wouldn't it be nice if we could b-Struck out for Conner in 7th.
: \ y 4 a 2 =
blows his nose he sets his hand-| look forward to one of those old MANHEIM BORO 002 300 1—6
MOUNT JOY 000 000 2—2
Errors—Witman 2, Shank, Miller,
Max, Harple, ,E. Frey, Germer,
Home run—Shank. Struck out—By
Tshudy 9. Max 3. Conner 4. Losing
pitcher—Conner. Umpires— Hopple,
Webber. .
LOSES TO McCASKEY
McCaskey Varsity defeated Mt
Varsity Tennis team 4 to 3.
Singles
Grove Lancaster, defeated Ranck
6-0, 6-2.
Bates, Mount Joy,
lin 6-4, 6-3.
Grayhill, Lancaster,
Kramer 6-0, 6-2
defeated
Joy defeated
6-4, 6-4,
Lancaster,
Ranck & Bates, Mi
Grove & Slaugh, 5-7,
Conlin & Grayhill,
feated Kramer & Brown,
nll tems
de-
6-3, 6-2
LOCAL SOFTBALL LEAGUE TO
GET UNDERWAY MON. MAY 17
At a meeting
House, called by
Myers, a schedule
for the
first two games scheduled for Mon-
day They
Monday and Fridays starting at 6:00
p.m. The the
weeks games:
Mon. 6:00 p.m.
715 p.m.
President
was
with the
six-team league,
evening. will play every
following are next
Seilers vs Rotary
Friday 6:00 p.m. Florin vs VFW
7:15 p.m. Merchants vs Seiler
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