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My wif
tree is “g solid thing that stands in
one place for fifty years and then
front of a wo-
Look at our
suddenly jumps in
man driver.”
car and you'll find she's not kidd-
ng.
Remember when there was only
one car in a garage instead of two
families?
“What is timing?’ a man
wanted to know,
“A gardener receiving his spring
pool

seed catalog in the middle of a
late freeze!” came the reply.
Just before the ‘new look’ was
adopted we had ccme to the con=-
clusion that the only way to
vaccinate a girl these days so it
won't show was to have her inhale
it Reet!
really took
night,
One of our doctors
hands last
wh:on a Ave.
called at his office and complained
of being tired and the first thing
he said was ‘Let's see your tongue.
hig life in his
Columbia woman

Fellows who drive with one hand
on the wheel ar: usually headed
for the aisle of a church. Some
of them will walk down, others
will be carried.
er
Five year old Sue was “helping’
her daddy at his work bench in
{he bas:ment. Finally he tired ol
her incessant chatter and questions
and he asked her to be quiet for a
little while.
“I don't have to be quiet” Sue
stated importantly, “I am a wo-
man.’
a — Ken
formers say that at 40 a wo-
man’s mind gets broader —— but
that s not all

don’t
the
pockets
The reason mest women
look good in slacks is
between the
because
distance hip
is too great,
There are few of the great phil-
who have made a greater
contribution to the
than the hardworking Negro
osophers
science of hap-
piness
woman who had a thoroughly lazy
‘When
put up with
but likeable husband. she
was asked why sh2
him, he answered:
“Well, it's this way; I makes tae

livin end he makes the livin
worth while.
An uptown womai received a
note the other day that road:
“Leave $1,000 under a rock near
the underpass Tuesday nighty 1

we will kidnap your husband and
him again.’
‘1 have
counting
you will never see

She answerad promptly:
no $1,000 but I
you boys to keep your promise.”
am on

Our was sound asleep In
‘age, so Jimmy got
put 1t
parrot
its « a big color-

msiae
Then he woke the parrot up. The
parrot took” ene look at the egg anc
squzwked, “That's a lie.
ed Easter egg and

Embarrassing moment during the

parade of pretty models in a Balti
more department store
The little boy
mother from town, shouted at one
tea rcom:
hi

lunching with

the lovelies who
“Gee, my daddy would like you.”
»0f

—The old lady could hardly
wait to get home.
A drunk walked into an ele-

vator shaft, fell four
bottom, stood up, kErushed himself
himself off and muttered:
UP!”
“IT said

Chet was awfully “confused” one
day last week, He locked the
keys to the taprcom in the taproom
and knowing that Donny would
s0on d's and unable to.get in,

he carried a stepladder out through
the din ig room door, figuring to
climb in ‘the taproom window He
mounted the ladder, raised the
window, climbed in and felt most

Mt. Joy, Pa.,
A WISE OWL;
says her definition of a|
walked by,
Thu rsd ay
{pril 29, 1943! . REG'LAR FELLERS
LEAGUE STANDINGS
er ——
Secton 1
.. Teams w L
East Donegal 4 0
Elizabethtown ...... 4 1
Marietta 2 2
| East Hempfield 1 3
Manheim Boro ...... 1 3
Mount Joy 1 4
MT. JOY HIGH LOST TO
MANHEIM BORO HIGH
Pct.
1.000

800
200
250
250
200
Mount Joy High escaped a shut-
Score
Mount Joy
Bailey 3b
Connor cf
cf
McCue
Max Pp
Rice 1b
| Sumpman If
| Miller c
Koser 2b ve
Tyndall rf .
ri
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Totals
L. Frey 2b
D. Frey If
Henney If
Shank 1b
Tschudy p
Witm'n ¢ .
Show's ss :
B. Miller rf ...
Shirk cf
Totals
Two base hits
out—By
pires
game—2:15.
J.

East
8 to 2 sore.

Johnson
inning
successful
back into
cut,
out the

| We
our
have a
midst!
the
door of which he had just walked
undaunted,
lout in its game
scoring a lone run in the sevent
Manheim Boro
GC. Mri. .....
MOUNT JOY .......
MANHEIM BORO ..
Errors—Showers,

Miller 2,
ner, Tyndall, Germer. Two Base hit
with Manheim by MOUNT JOY HIGH TENNIS
h, TEAM WHIPS HANOVER HIGII
h 0
0 0 2
0 i} 0
0 0 0
0 1 2
0 1 0
1 0 6
0 0 2
0 0 6
0 0 0
+0 0 0
0 1 0
1 3 18
r h 0
0 0 0
1 1 0
1 1 0
2 2 7
1 2 1
2 2 11
0 2 1
1 3 0
0 0 1
1 0 0
9 1 21
Kosers,
Shank 2, Bs
balls—Off Max 4. Tshudy 5.
Tschudy 10, Max 5. Um-
- Gordon, Henry. Time
2:15

McCellan and Sterla.
etl ER Vor
EAST DONEGAL WINS
FROM MOUNT JOY HIGH
Donegal High defeated Mt.
Joy High Tuesday afternoon by an
Fast Donegal 1 h
Coller 2b . 1 0
Tohnson ss . a 3
Boose cf .. + 0 1
L. Hawthorne ¢ .. 0 2
Eater rf 3 0
Z. Hawthorne If .. 2 0
Walters 1b +3 1
Mack'n p 1 1
Totals ia 8
Mount Joy r h
Bailey 3b 0 0
Miller ¢ 1 0
McCue ss p 0 1
Max p ¢ 0 2
Rice 1b 0 0
Sumpman If 1 0
Conner 2b 0 0
Ressler cf 0 2
Tyndall rf ¢ 0
Germer c¢ 0 0
Harple rf 0 0
o 5
Annoyed,
but still confused, instead of walk-
ing cut the door he climbed back
added
insult to injury by [alling off the
window
step ladder. ——
until he
roo
dining
but
and then
Some
young
He
rooms
——I|George Knecht 6-0, 6-2.
. 000 000 1
. 020 024 x-9
a won
0 against Hanover High Varsity ten-
0
(
: Hanover.
2
0
0 ter Hershey, 6-2, 6-0.
0 Sparky Warshine, 6-3, 6-0.
0
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9 Carroll Smech, 6-3, 6-1.
0
0 William Houser, 6-0, 6-1.
1
J
0 feated Hershey and Knecht, 6-1, 5-3
0
1
Miller,
ise
Struck Warren Bates, 10-8, 6-4.
0
0
1
0
21
101 201
011 000 0—2
McCiize,
Other League Scores:
East Hempfield 9, Marietta 0.
E-town 3, Manheim Boro 2 in 12
HE
Patronize Bulletin advertisers.
Con-
on
East Donegal 6 East Hempfield 2
0
0)
2 Q
a
romped to victory over the Man-
8 heim High School Varsity on Mon-
liday evening at Mount Joy.
of feated Ronald Reitz, 6-1,
looked,
m,
around and found he had crawled
the)
morn=-
inventor
at
Kramer residence on Donegal
land his name is Dale. His invention
— A sprinkling can with only thé
middle, holes open
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the
foots. io the {ings it just don't pay to get up.
the
St.
flower
in
plant get watered and not the sur-
{rounding weeds, — — — — Smart]
‘aint he? «
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A WISE QW
So comes now May, pretty soon,

MY GOSH /
TH PRICE OF
LICKRISH 1S UP
AGAIN — WHAT'S

By Gene Byrnes ©
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HAPPENINGS
sa Off =e
LONG AGO
Joy's Varsity Tennis team |
Mount
its third match in four starts
afternoon at
nis team on Tuesday
daha
ll,
Singles
Lee Ranck, Mt. Joy, defeated Les-
20 Years Ago
Newcomer's Service Station will
| have its formal opening May 5th. +
William Bates Mt. Joy, defeated
Robert Kramer, Mt. Joy, defeated
Miss Margaret Raymond was el-
ected teacher at the Union School,
in East Donegal Township.
Milton Grove,
| while looking over old papers, found
| {mee deeds written on sheep skin.
Ben Brown, Mt. Joy, defeated

William Garber, Mt. Joy, defeated | j,..65 Berrier, of
Doubles
and Kramer, Mt. Joy, de- . . Fes :
5 Christian S. Geib, has been retir-
ed by P.R.R. after 31 years of ser-
vice,
Mr. Roy B. Sheetz was re-elected
president of the Lancaster
Funeral Directors Association,
Markets: Eggs 25-27c; Butter. 40c;
Lard 13c.
Jacob Olweiler was elected man-
ager of the Florin Athletic Assoc.
ee ee, tl
The Mount Joy J.V. Tennis team
“ounty
Singles
Bruce Kinier, Manheim, defeated
William Beaston, Mount Joy de-
7-5. L. W. Bashore, has opened a first
defeated | class barber in the Bender
Owen Smith, Mt. Joy,
Fred Shank, 6-3, 6-4.
Joan Kramer, Mt. Joy, defeated
shop
{ building.
Tryon’s Garage has moved to

East Hempfield r h 0 a Sliven fin
Weidle 3b 9 1 0 J Boren 6-2, 6-3. their new location along the Harris-
Carrigan 2b ...... 0 0 © o Kenneth Engle, Mt. Joy, defeated |}, ro Pike, at the East End of Florin.
€. Risser ........ 0 0 0 0 James Kraybill 6-1, 6-2. Mr, Clyde Gerberich was elected
J- Risser € ....... 1 1 0 0, Donald Martin, Mt. Joy, defeated ak .
i y y Te JU, Ce president of the Rotary Club.
Eshleman pi. 0 1 3 0 Ronald Nissley, 6-2, 6-3. gr har :
Krall 58 .......... 0 0 0 Corr Mark] I'he toll charge of one cent per
Kanffman rf 0 0 2 aL 3 or Joy, defeat- person was eliminated at the New
Cope 1b . 1 1 0 ped John Geib, 6-1, 2-6, 6-1. Market Street Bridge, in Harrisburg
Schoener cf 0 0 og 0 Term Mr. H. S. Newcomer w point
Amon) : : : “A VAY, . DN ewcomer yas ap yomt-
y 4 : 8 THE LIMIT ON CATTIES ed commissioner to represent the
Bast . h > : Boro Supervisor Henry Smeltzer | Preshytery of Westminister, at Tul-
Colfer 2h. ........ 0 0 1 02nd the editor braved the rain late | 56. Okla.
John SS... ! 1 aftern on and evening | Mr. M. W. Metzger was elected
BO rns 1 v3 2 or the limi of catfish in the | Principal at Landisville high school.
Faber of... oO 0 0 Susquehanna river — thirty. It was President Harry Brown, of the
Fisherp .......... 1 0 1 gone of Hose dogs. Fire Co., appointed a committee to
Z. Hawthorne If .. 1 0 1 0 — draw up plans and devise means
ale Yo ..... 1 3 0; When in need of Printing. (any= |for a new fire house.
ood 3b ...... 3 = 0lthing) kindly remember the Bulletin Mr. James Ray is scoutmaster of
Totals .......... 6 6 8 0 RS w rs ———
Errors Carrigan. Eshleman,|
Cope, Hawthorn, Walters. Base on ’
balls—Off Eshleman 5. Struck out ason 4 rocer tore
By Fisher 12, Eshleman 7. Umpires
RHEEMS, PA.
STORE HOURS: 7:30 a. m.
Saturday evening 10 p. m
WE DELIVER — PHONE 484R
Schell's Garden Seeds
Cabbage and Lettuce Plants
Tobacco Muslin
to 7:30 p.m. evening 9 p.m.

GABLE'S NEW ASPARAGUS RHUBARB

PINEAPPLES — ASSORTED COOKIES
HERSHEY'S ICE CREAM
Pint Package . reins Sena 250
Sky-Hi Cones Sc and 10c
Ice Cream Sandwich - 0c
Dixie Cups 12¢
Banjos Sc
: — WE SELL GASOLINE -
3-11-3M

the new American Legion Scout
Troop.
The Civic organizations of the
horo have completed their plans for
the celebration of Girls’ and Boys’ |
Week.
| J. Wesley Wittle
Treasurer of Cove Lodge.
of Pythias.
rr el A
elected |
Knight
was

Everybody reads newspapers bud
NOT everybody reads circular ad
using in the Bulletin.
fp lls esis
Stimulate your business by adver
tising in the Bulletin.
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES ?
DON'T WAIT TOO LONG
BRING THEM IN.
City Shoe Repairing Co.
30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET
LANCASTER, PENNA.
NOW OPEN
Every Sunday
Mount Gretna
Golf Course
PARK OPENS MAY 2

BEER! Call 118J5
For Home Delivery
WACKER
SPRENGER
VALLEY FORGE
PIEL'S
PRIOR
ROLLING ROCK
ALE & PORTER
Victor J. Schmoll
—Distributor—
OPEN UNTIL 2 P. M.
Drive In For Curb Service
Quality Meats
A FULL LINE OF
Fruits & Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St.. Mt. Joy

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Everybody in this locality reads |
The Bulletin—that's why its adver- |
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SHOWS EVERY NIGHT |
Matinees Sat. at 2; Sunday at 3:20 |
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THUR.-April 29-2 Hits |
GILBERT ROLAND
“HIGH CONQUEST”
(Filmed in the Swiss Alps)
PLUS HOOSIER HOTSHOTS IN

FRI.-SAT., Apr. 30-May 1
ALAN LADD
"SAIGON"
SAT. 2 P.M.—2 SHOWINGS ONLY |
THE BOWERY BOYS
SUN.-MON. May 2-3
EDDIE CANTOR
“If You Knew Susie”
(NOTE—SUNDAY MATINEE NOW
AT 3:20 D.S.T.)
TUE.-WED. May 4-5
SPECIAL RETURN
SHOWING OF . . . . .

"EGG and I"

RETIRE
ON A
LIFE INCOME
i CAN SAVE
$
1-13 {)
Bb WEEK NOW!
$2 $5 $10
How much a month
for life will | receive
beginning at age
ooo
60 65
Name __

S
DR. MILLIS
OPTOMETRIST
Market St., Elizabethtown
PHONE: 334-J
59 N.

Eyes Examined by Appointment

Daily: 9toland 2 to 5
Evenings. Tues. and Sat. 6:30 lo 8
No Hours Thursday

and freedom fro
MOUNT J
Member of Federal Dep
isms ie

Present Age

"Mail tor

Penn Mutual
Life Insurance Co.
BIGLER H. MUMMA
Mount Joy, Pa,

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1-29-3Mo.

Production Loans
are Proper Loans
Through every season, bank loans are
needed to help finance farm produc-
tion. We are always ready to talk with
you about the loans you require.
For prompt attention, reasonable cost
m red tape, scc us
about your next far production loan.
The Union National Mount Joy Bank
OY, PENNA.
osit Insurance Corporation
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EVERY WEDNESDAY GAME NIGHT

WEEK END SPECIAL
STEAMED CLAMS LOBSTER TAIL
TENDERLOIN STEAK SANDWICHES

MEMBERS: REMEMBER FRIDAY NIGHT
American Legion Post
NO. 185 MOUNT JOY, PA. 10-3-tf
CR CCK CE KT
SUNDAY, MAY 2nd
Valley View Park Hellam, Pa.
1 MILE SOUTH ON YORKANA ROAD
PRESENTING
LITTLE MOSE
THE HUMAN LODESTONE
4 FT., 10 IN. 86 POUND GIANT DEVIES THE LAW OF GRAVITY
Will otier any person, $100.0U that can litt him against
his will.
A FEAT THAT MUST bi SEEN TO EELIEVE.
Reidel The Magician
TRICKS YOU WILL ENJOY.

Smiling Dave & Linda Lou
WESTERN & HILL BILLIE SINGING.

W.0.R.K. Jamboree Gang
HEARD DAILY FROM 6:00 TO 7:00 A. M.

ADMISSION ADULTS 30c tax inc.
Children under age of twelve accompanied by parents, FREE
SHOW STARTS AT 1:30 P. M. — GATE PRIZE — FREE PARKING
Reserved parking space for cripples and shut-ins
DON'T YOU DARE MISS IT.
a A EE SAT ER ER RE

PTT EPEC TY ICTR
EVENINGS J O Y SATURDAYS
SHOWS MATINEE
7 AND 9:00 P. M T $4 AND
SATURDAYS E A T R E HOLIDAYS
8.8.10 P.M, 2:00 P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa. ACTIN SO TRS ST

FRIDAY—SATURDAY, APRIL 30 - MAY 1
JEANNE CRAIN — DAN DAILEY
“You Were Meant For Me”
-in-

MONDAY, MAY 3
JON HALL — MARGARET LINDSAY
“The Vigilantes Return”
-in=-

TUESDAY, MAY 4
Dennis Morgan -in- "BADMEN OF MISSOURI”
—ALSO— \
"THUNDER BOLT”

WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, MAY 56
ERROL FLYNN — IDA LUPINO
“Escape Me Never”
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3 i. b r
Slim’s Luncheonette
DONALD MILLER, Owner
NEXT TO POST OFFICE BLDG., FLORIN
BEGINNING MONDAY, MAY 3rd
STORE HOURS:
WEEK DAYS ~ 6:00 a. m. to 11:00 p. m.
Will Serve Meals and All Kinds Sandwiche
3-11-30
BEAUTY SALON
"LORIN, PENNA.
ol CAAT
Location

BULLER’S
poe gmp
Ahern a NELESS
Ze Permanents
3 “Shampoo & Sets — Finger Wave — Facials
hy Manicure
rr Cream & Oil treatments for dry hair
Breck treatment for falling hair
PHONE MT. JOY 153-11 Maude Buller, Propr.
a a ee a ed

Particular People
Prefer
BLUE RIBBON COA

GENERAL

MOVING iC
LS a Ween
LET US MAKEIT HOT. FOR YOU
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