d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa.,
Thursday, March 10 18
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OWL LAFFS

—BY—
A WISE OWL
thing says she
A sweet young
can readily understand why the
grain market is so unstable. They
keep ‘grain in elevators —— no
wonder the market keeps going up
and down.
A rural she can't un-
derstand why her father
keeping’ Jerseys, Holsteins
Guernseys + on their dairy
but; he refuses to buy her
those Swiss cows so she
seme of that cheese with the holes
m it.
girl says
insists on
and
farm,
one of
can have
Her gir] friend on the next farm
keeps a cow in a tiny bungalow so
she can have cottege cheese.

A fellow
his ceiling down
tax report as
whenever he's in the room he
to support it.
that rooms uptown put
on his income
a dependant, cause
has
Experience is said to be the best
teacher. Considering what it costs,
it should be.
No wonder newkorn babies cry
so much; they're bald, toothless,
can't talk back and owe the
government $3,500.
Saturday when the siren blew,
Ray Haug hustled cutdoors to get
on the supply truck, but he wait-
ed and waited and no fire engines.
Finally someone told him that
the signal he heard was the return
blow and not the signal to go to
the fire,

A little
sicre on
girl went to the grocery
an errand for her mother
11 of bathroom
charged.
and asked for a rc
tissue, the purchase to be
Remembering the little girl's
but forgetting the name the
asked,
we're
the
face
grocer
“Oh
answered
“Now who is this for?”
all going to use it,”
little girl.
oil
Did hair
should be
that
and
you know
drained changed
500 milés?
cyery

flying across
Jim Berrier’s
overtaken
Two crows were
the fields out near
and
P-59,
from
when they were
passed by jet-propelled
spurting flames
like mad. One
fellow is in a
which was
its exhaust Crow
that
cawed:
“Say
ain't he?”
said the
would ycu be if your rear end was
- I couldn’t think of a
reason.
hurry,

“Sure,” other, “and so
on fi

Letter
being
When
why
A grade 21 pupil was
reprimanded for being late.
teacher asked: “Junior,
you late for school this morn-
1
scene
the
were
ing?”
must
think I
over-washed myself.”
Junior replied: “I
have
Today people with two stomachs
ave going broke faster these days
Heard on Cclumbia Avenue:
The proud father was talking
about the intelligence of his son.
“You know, dear,” he told his
wife, “I think he must have got
his brains from me.”
“He certainly must have’ re-
torted his wife. “I've still got
mine.”
We all know what scme of these
veterans housing projects cre
Well, recently 1 visited a fellow at
his home in one and we lived the
like

Geo. Halbleib Jr.
Stars In Basketball
The many young firiends of
Master George Halbleib, son of
Mr. and Mr George Halbleib of
Camp Hill, for a number of year:
resident of our boro, where
George Jr attended the boro
schools, will be pleased to learn of
his athletic progress. Th
| man is aged 16, is 5 feet ches
tall, od weighs 146 pounds : ord is
a student. of the
Camp Hill Hig

school class of 1949. from
He was recently honored VE
being elected the one and only
captain of the high school basket- THF LOW DOWN
1g ( 1
kall team for the 1948-49 season Today I will touch on forecasts
by a unanimous vote of the letter- nd broadcasts. It is not too easy
1e school x . :
men of the schocl. It has always (, ccreen out the chaff and baloney
been customary to have co-cap- 4nd spurious, from the truth.
tains. George played on the varsi- A sl} 1 rd
H A short time back all we heard
ty team the past three years nd i r
" al was how to stop soaring prices but
is eligible for one more year. He } x :
A x ne Jal. amongst the Dude Economists
plays forward position there n all Bazoo-town-by-the-
In 21 games cof the season just :
= jie abit 3 river, they are soft pedaling in-
Ey . 1 vo TQ 1 : . « 1
Joes, he played 78 cut of a pos-flaticn and high prices and are
sible 84 quariers id was high worrying us with a fear that a
a in eight games. He was GH collapse in prices, etc. is round the
dividual high point scorer with . ner. ‘And in the same kind of
M7 ( . . 9s +
207 points, : fumididdie talk these same Dudes
His team played in four leagues expound on soil erosicn, flood con-
vizz West Shore League, Lower i.) spiraling his’ and spiraling
Dauphin League and the Suburban iy. But today paper says Ten-
League which comprises the Low- nessee is again having floods bu
ssee Is ag: 1aving ( i
er Susquehanna Conference, which _ (
nobody says why a 400 million
includes the following teams: Low-!, = TVA lidn’ ston samp asd
er Susquehanna, Camp Hill, Mid- gx a: Sp an it
P. = lcoks like another 400 million
dletowr ver Paxton, Susque- 1
dletown, Lov ex ques lp sive-the-day project has
hanna, Highspire, Lemoyne, Hum- nie down tick
Ie > ow eo Crick.
apie ’ Swnliar: » 7 New : '
melstown, Swatara, Enola and Ne hot oh wo do shout It says
Cumberland. His team won 19 Heniv. looks to 1 ho o il
, ‘It looks to me, he says, Ke
ames ¢ st 2, and averaged 43 :
games and lost 2, and a i “we been a sucker long enough.
points a game on the offensive, +, | 5
1ere are two things, 1 says
compared to a 26 point average .. ae i
per Be scored i them. The first you can refrain from bunt’ | -
B Th : in ¢n the windy gents, but better
rnie :
Coach is 2e I still and in the second place, just
reorge’s yox score follows: '
pa y A 1 aa| 20 down to the bookstore and up
ie 3oals Attempted ....... 280
: an Aesop.
field Goals Made ............. 83 ‘3 A
Field 5 aol In the old days a fellow with a
Percentage ..... 314 :
Tr shell-game wore a checkered vest
Tota] points trees
G1]. pois but today ycu gotta look out, the
Fouls Attempted .............. 92 J .
iguy may be wearing striped
Fouls 21
Fercentage: A404 y oy
Ee Yours with the low down,
Total points 21 IMMY
Total Attempts ........... .. 348 - ee
Total Made ...... ps
Percentage = F A th
Total Points .................. 207 ry or no er
George also won the tennis
championship at Camp Hill his 2 On i rophy
first year there and repeated the
¢ Cn 1 3 ill
feat his second year. George has| SPOrts fans of ‘Mount Joy wil
. lo be interested in the 2nd Annual
been a student at Camp Hill for on- Cite Couns, Amatean Basketball
ly five years and has taken his place Tournament, sponscred by the
among the leading athletes of the Lancaster Junior Chamber ol
shool Commerce on March 18, 19, and 20
SO, «i ie it the Edward Hand Jr. High
Sister A Musician School courts in Lancaster when |
Not to be outdone by her big our Mount Joy Legion team will
brother, Miss Joan, who plays the match shots with other amateur
‘ te s fr he 1ty yun
clarinet, won a place on the Cum- €ams irom the city an de ty
’ ) basketball circuits, in defense of
berland County Band. Only two its 1946-47 title and try - to gain
students in school are elected for
try outs and Joan won. She
it Carlisle and Shippensburg.
re
PALMYRA EASILY WINS
FROM EAST HEMPFIELD
Up in Steelton,
coach

Herr's Hempfield lads,
eliminated Kutztown lest
day, found Cal Heller's
diibkblers a bit too tough
Landisville boys, however,
a stiff struggle and for
Falms foun nd themselves
battle cn their hands
field held
end of
In fact, Hemj
9 lead at the
quarter

1
oni) to have
k to tally 15 points in the
seccnd an front at 24 to
16 at half-time. From then ¢n it
the Palms
Score by periods:
E. Hempfield .. 11 5 iJ
)
smash bac
go to the
held control.

Palmyra . 95 2 be given each member of ti
. r 1 1
. ve third-place team wil y
Referees: Borger, Bakarich. The third-place te Will
a team trophy. Ti i
— lili cms 5 p |
icle for the entire tou |
SIX TEAMS IN MIDGET from cur team members
LEAGUE: OPENS MAY 26
The . six teams in the Lanco
Midget League will open the loop
campaign May 26, it was announc-
ed by President M. H. Watson on
Fridey. Games will be played
Wednesday evening of each week.
The circuit held a meeting
Thursday night at the Mocse home
Vice
Bishop of
president
Millers-
in Flizabethtown,
“Max”
Richard
ville reviewed the league's by-
laws, which will be formally
adopted at the next meeting April
American
Road
22 at the Post 664
Legion home cn Pleasure
neighbors entire day because of Manheim Township. A schedule is
the very thin walls. Finally. it got | now being arranged.
on my nerves and I remarked: Charles Eshleman represented
“By Jove, old. man, your walls Mcunt Joy at the meeting.
are thin! Ycu can hear the next- ee
door ‘radio just as though it were | MT. JOY LEGION PLANS
in this room.” 70 BUILD AN ADDITION
He replied: “I'll say the walls|’ Plans for an addition to the post
are thin! Why, when I get a head- | home were made at a meeting of
zche the fellow next door takes Walter S. Ebersole Ainerican
two aspirins!” | Legion Post - here Thursday night.
\, isn | Sixty-five members ‘were present
Well, we don’t need to worry | Victory medals were presented
pro- | to eligible. World War II veterans
about next winters heating
blem. Scientists. have discovered a
way to harness heat given off by
people burning up over oil, coal,
food and other commodity prices.
A WISE OWL'

by representatives of the
ter Army and Navy recruiting
stations, A dcnation to the war
memorial at the Scotland School
also was voted for. i
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Lancas- ©
REG'LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes

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JAUNDRY
WE'RE ALWAYS
GLAD TO SEW LP
A FEW RIPS FOR
OUR CUSTOMERS’
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"THE LOW DOWN

championship

another leg on the
rophy.
The winner of the tourney will
ibe undisputed amateur champions
of the 1947-48 season since fifteen
tcp ranking tean representing
all leagues are entered in the 3 day
will be played on
xd Friday evenings,
ifternoon, with the
Saturday

rcund pairings
v Bye
X. A Lanc 1
H Trinit of
s Club vs. Zion Luth-

Holland vs. Quan
3 Club vs. Lutz Five
A 37 inch trophy will be

award-
ed the winners with individual |
Irecphies for each player. The
will receive team
37 trophy and individual awerd

will

\ nominal j e.
ee i tr ce
MOUNT JOY TEAM WILL
FLAY IN SECTION ONE

The Lancaster County Ar
Legion Junior Baseball ©
was reorganized Monday night
with ten teams 1epresented at
meeting held in the Post 34 hor
at Lancaster.
It wa
Into two
decided to split the
sections 1a
+1 at
long road trips th
heretolore.
These teams are now entered in
Section 1: Mount Joy, Elizabeth-
town, East Dcnegal, Quarryville
Section 2 teams are:
Ephrata,
and Lampeter,
Manheim, Lititz,
and New Holland.
—— + re
DEFEATED
THURSDAY
HIGHSPIRE
LEACOCK HERE
Highspire High School won the
Class’ C basketball championship

} in the PIAA play-
High school
¢f District No.
offs in the M
Thursday
Upper: Le
couaty
unt Joy
de-
High
contend-
auditorium night Ly
feating
school
os 43 to 26. There was an attend-
ance of 900 at the ganie.
mie i ets
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| BB PLAYOFF SCORES
| Thursday night these games
{ In the post season playoffs for
BOBBY ZINK ELECTED
ic APTAIN AT F & M
Bobby Zink of the
was elected captain of Franklin & County
Marshall College basketball team
son of 1948-49, at a meet-
eat lem 0 § The Opening
a Junior
played:
semi-final series of the City- | Quarryville 49, Boy's Club 47.
Basketball League last| Marietta 62, Ephrata VFW 53.
Elizabethtown,
| for the sea:
ing of the
Wednesday.
| Zink,
|
year,
next
became eligible for
| basketball in the second half of the
just closed, led the F & M
224 points, despite
who will be
and only
season
{team in scoring
the
| games than his mates. He completed
{in 13 of the
| a a |
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